Chapter 4 Programs
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On that day, a feast was held on the grass in this valley, and fireworks, firecrackers, sheng flutes and drums sounded in unison. The wine is red, the dishes are many mandarin ducks, and the music is played by a hundred birds and phoenixes, and the dragon and phoenix are auspicious. Du Shenfei was also going to invite Nayuhusu and Zhang Mihua to have a glass of wine, but the door of the cave was closed, and there was no one in sight, so he had to give up.
First of all, Xie Youlong offered the "Heaven and Earth Monarch Teacher" in the cave hall with five animal blessings and fruits, and then several people from Jianfeng Village brought a sedan chair, and the stone Luo carrying the phoenix crown and the curtain went around in a big circle on the grass, and still carried it back to the cave. Then the sedan chair entered the door, recited the poem, and the bride got out of the sedan chair, and it was music and fireworks. The bride and groom enter the wedding hall, kneel three times, bow nine times, and bow six times, and then send them to the cave room. Exactly: although they knew each other in the old days, they had the pleasure of getting married.
After lunch, Xie Youlong and Shi Luoyi changed their makeup and met everyone. Then I sat on the grass in front of the cave door and watched the performance.
At this time, Yang Yusi and Yang Yuyan sisters stood on a high platform paved with red thickness.
Yang Yusi raised her voice, looked at the note in her hand, and said: "Hello everyone, guests!" The reason why the 'Four Joys of Life' has fascinated people for thousands of years is because they have their own functions, their own satisfaction, and their own aftertaste. ”
Yang Yuyan continued: "Yes! A long drought and sweet rain quench hunger and thirst; when you meet old acquaintances in a foreign country, you fill in loneliness; when you spend candles in a cave room, you stay happy; when you are nominated for the gold list, you want recognition." The time and place are favorable, fame and fortune are self-satisfied, and you can find a corresponding home here. ”
Yang Yusi said with a smile: "However, the most talkative, the most interesting, the most able to brew boundless joy to a thick and thick, the most able to amplify the best wishes to the extreme, I have to say that this eternal sweet man and woman marry." ”
Yang Yuyan also smiled and said: "We bless the bride and groom, the mountains and rivers laugh and congratulate the newlyweds, and we wish a long time and a hundred years of good wishes." ”
Everyone in the audience burst into laughter.
Yang Yusi said: "Now, we have invited Miss Jiang Xin Qiuyue to perform on stage. ”
Yang Yuyan said: "The name of this show is called "Sword Weapon Dance". ”
As soon as the words fell, Jiang Xin Qiuyue, who was dressed in red under the stage, jumped and landed on the stage gently like a swallow.
Xie Youlong and Shi Luoyi were surprised when they saw this skill.
When the Yang Yusi sisters retreated to the side of the stage, they saw Jiang Xin Qiuyue bending over, slowly standing up, and slowly swinging the "red sword" in her hand, obliquely upward. At this time, the music stopped suddenly, and I saw Jiang Xin Qiuyue turn around, and immediately heard the sound of the long sword breaking the wind, and the red light on the stage immediately shone, straight like the red sun sinking in the west. This Jiangxin autumn moon dance is vigorous and light, just like the Nine Heavens Fairy Tengyun. Jiang Xin Qiuyue sometimes holds a sword in her right hand, sometimes turns to her left hand, between advancing and retreating, in the rapid and rapid dance, sometimes like flowers blooming, sometimes like lightning and thunder, sometimes like a dragon playing in the water, sometimes like a phoenix dancing in the clouds. It can really be said: Yi Ruyi shoots nine sunsets, and is like a group of emperors and dragons. Come like thunder to restrain anger, and let it be like the river and sea condensing the light.
After the dance, Jiang Xin Qiuyue instantly put away his sword, and the drum music also stopped.
Everyone in the audience saw it and was moved. The crowd shouted!
Xie Youlong also smiled at Shi Luoyi, happy in his heart.
On the stage, Yang Yuyan shouted loudly: "Thank you Qiuyue for your wonderful performance, do you think it looks good?"
The people in the audience shouted in unison: "Beautiful! Wonderful!"
Yang Yusi said: "Next, I invite Ah Le to perform a program, and the robot dances." ”
As soon as the words fell, I saw Wu Zile carrying a wooden man from behind the stage, this wooden man looked almost as tall as a real person, but the clothes he was wearing were very strange, the upper body was golden, the lower body was red, and what was even more strange was that the back of this robot was raised with two more protrusions, which looked like heads, and they were both wearing hats.
I saw Wu Zile put this strange wooden man on the stage, stretched out his hand and twisted it a few times behind the wooden man's buttocks, brought a pair of shoes, put them away from afar, and then shouted to everyone: "This robot of mine is called 'Xiao Lele', and now 'Xiao Lele' will perform a dance show for everyone." ”
Everyone in the audience laughed.
Duan Hanyan shouted, "You are Da Lele." ”
Wu Zile smiled and said, "Okay, Xiao Lele, start, bow to everyone!"
I saw that the wooden man really walked to the center of the stage and stood still, bowed to everyone, and then raised his hand and shook off his clothes.
As soon as the music sounded, the wooden man suddenly bent down and shook his body. At this time, I saw that the wooden man suddenly became two people, and the two protruding things behind him became the heads of these two people. I saw that one of them was dressed in red, and the other was dressed in yellow. Then the wooden man in red picked up the wooden man in yellow and staggered to the shoes, and the wooden man in yellow put on his shoes.
At this time, the music is loud. I saw the two people, one red and one yellow, holding hands and holding their waists, and danced. Sometimes the movements are flexible, elegant and clear, as if they are real, and sometimes the village is powerful, twisted and clumsy, and it is very funny. It only made everyone laugh.
When the robot dance performance is finished. Yang Yusi said: "Thank you also for Ah Le's wonderful program. Next, we invite Duan Hanyan and Yu Coaxing Immortal to perform the program. ”
Yang Yuyan said: "Haha! The program they performed was a burlesque, called "Staying in the Show to Be an Official". ”
I saw Yu Coaoxian and Duan Hanyan each wearing a loose robe, walked up to the stage, and stood on the left and right. Duan Hanyan cleared his throat, hugged his fists, and said, "Today is a big day, we wish the two newcomers a hundred years of good union and eternal marriage!"
Yu Coaxing Fairy smiled: "At this cheerful time, let us tell you a funny joke. ”
Duan Hanyan said: "That's right! The name of this burlesque is called "Dumb Show to Be an Official". ”
Yu coaxed the fairy and said: "It's about a confused and lazy showman, who was admitted to the Jinshi and became an official." Okay! I'm just a dumb showman, Xiao Duan is here, and I will play several roles, these roles are Scholar Xiao Duan, Zhang San, and Li Si. Now he's my little boy. Now, we are on the way to the capital to take the exam, and we are carrying the luggage by a small section, but at this time a strong wind is blowing. ”
Duan Hanyan immediately made a windy sound with his mouth, and said, "Wow, wow, master, the wind is blowing, the books on the burden have fallen off, and they have landed!"
Yu Coaxed Immortal glared at him and said, "Xiao Duan, what do you say? Who is the first? We are going to catch the exam, don't talk about the first in the future, just talk about the first, and say some auspicious words, the champion and the first!"
Duan Hanyan said: "Okay, master, now that I put the books in the box, I will never be able to go to heaven with you." ”
As soon as everyone heard this, they immediately laughed out loud, and even Yang Yusi, who was still standing on the stage and watching, had bent down with laughter.