But he heard the fish coax fairy to explain: "Then we will go to an inn, and we will rest for a night before leaving." Pen Fun Pavilion wWw. ｂiquge。 ｉｎfo”

Duan Hanyan shouted, "Master, what are you reading?"

Yu coaxed the fairy and said: "I'm reading the Analects, this Yan Hui died well!

Duan Hanyan said: "Master, what does it matter to you whether Yan Hui dies or not?"

Yu coaxed the fairy and said: "If he doesn't die, he will make a return to the upper face and the lower face, and I will read it tiring." Uh, little duan, you bring me the book. ”

When everyone heard this, they laughed again, and even Xie Duying and Lei Roll, who rarely laughed, also laughed slightly at this time.

Duan Hanyan picked up a book from the ground, handed it to Yu Xiangxian, and said, "Okay! Master! This is the Anthology." ”

Yu Coaxed Immortal looked at it and said, "This book is too low!

Duan Hanyan picked up another book from the ground and said, "Master, this is the Book of Han." ”

Yu Coaxing Immortal still only looked at it, and said, "It's still too low, bring something else!"

Duan Hanyan took another copy and said, "Ah? Master, these books, as long as you are familiar with one of them, you are a person of learning, the master said that it is too low, it must be a great talent who is rich and rich. ”

Yu coaxed the fairy and said, "I'm going to sleep, tell you to take a few books to make pillows." ”

There was another cacophony of laughter from the audience. Even the calf fairy and hairy wild seemed to have understood, and were laughing "haha" there.

As soon as the laughter stopped, Duan Hanyan imitated the sound of a gong and said, "Dangdangdang! Master! Congratulations! Congratulations on becoming an official." ”

Yu coaxed the fairy and said, "Okay! Now we will go to work." First of all, you have to sacrifice the ritual door and burn a piece of paper money. Fortunately, I didn't finish burning, so I hid an ingot of tin silver. ”

Duan Hanyan asked strangely, "Master, this is money made of tin foil, what is the use of you secretly hiding it in your arms?"

Yu coaxed the fairy and said: "Master, I have finally become an official, and let me make a profit." ”

Duan Hanyan asked, "Master, can I ask you a few questions?"

Yu coaxed the immortal and said, "Brother Kong Fang." ”

Duan Hanyan asked again, "Master, who is the person you admire the most?"

Yu coaxed the immortal and said: "Deng Tong." ”

Duan Hanyan said, "What kind of children do you like?"

Yu coaxed the fairy and said: "Shangqing boy." ”

Duan Hanyan said, "What do you like the most?"

The fish coaxed the fairy and said: "Ah block." ”

Duan Hanyan asked, "What animal do you like the most?"

The fish coaxed the fairy and said, "Green worms." ”

Duan Hanyan said, "Then what plants do you like?"

Yu coaxed the fairy and said, "Duanmu." ”

Duan Hanyan asked again, "Then what is your favorite taste?"

Yu Coaxing Immortal smiled: "The most beautiful taste is the smell of copper." ”

Duan Hanyan said, "Then what kind of drink do you like to drink?"

Yu Coaxing Immortal said: "I like the goods spring and cloth spring the most. ”

Duan Hanyan also smiled: "Then what kind of outfit do you like?"

Yu coaxed the fairy and said: "The waist is wrapped in thousands of dollars." ”

Duan Hanyan said, "Then what is the ending you are most looking forward to?"

Yu coaxed the fairy and said: "There is nothing to do." ”

Duan Hanyan said again, "What's your favorite title?"

Yu Coaxed Immortal shook his head and said: "The young are called Lao Wang, and the old ones are called Wang Lao." ”

Duan Hanyan said again: "Then what is your religious belief?"

Yu Coaxed Immortal smiled: "I only believe in Buddhism and Taoism. ”

Duan Hanyan said, "What is your biggest hobby?"

Yu Yuxian shrugged his shoulders and said, "My biggest hobby! ”

Duan Hanyan smiled at the audience and said, "Look, everyone, our old man! ”

The crowd laughed again.

Duan Hanyan shouted loudly: "Master, please sit down!

The fish coaxing immortal also shouted: "Ascension!

Duan Hanyan's mouth made two sounds of "poof~poof~".

Yu Coaxing Immortal frowned and asked, "What is this sound?"

Duan Hanyan said: "Back to the master, this is the sound of someone farting." ”

The fish coaxed the fairy to pretend to be angry, and said, "Bold, bring me this fart!"

Duan Hanyan said: "Master, the fart is a gust of wind, and there is no trace of it, how can I bring it to the little one?"

Yu coaxed the fairy and shouted: "Why are you selling favoritism, you must bring this fart to me, otherwise I will beat you fifty boards." ”

Duan Hanyan seemed to be very scared, picked up a piece of soil prepared in advance from the ground, held it in his hand, and said, "Okay! Master, the villain has already obtained the family of the main criminal." ”

Yu Coaxed Immortal looked at it and said, "What is this?

Duan Hanyan said: "Master, this is a piece of stool, and it is leaving, and only the family members are here." ”

The crowd laughed again.

Yu coaxed the immortal and said: "Now start to order! ”

Duan Hanyan immediately pretended to be Zhang San and replied, "The villain Zhang San pays a visit to the master." ”

The fish coaxed the fairy and said angrily: "Someone! Give me this three-dozen hundred-big board!"

Duan Hanyan said: "Master, wronged! The villain should be correct and not at fault, why do you want to beat me with a hundred boards? ”

Yu coaxed the fairy and scolded: "When I was poor, I occasionally owed some money and food, you forced me to flee to another country, bullied my parents and wife, this hatred is engraved in my heart, I beat you to death to solve my hatred, master, I only beat you a hundred boards now, and dare to say that I am wronged?"

Duan Hanyan asked: "The old man is from Hebei, and the villain is a native of Jiangnan, thousands of miles away, what does it have to do with the villain?"

Yu Coaxed Fairy thought for a moment and said, "Oh! It seems that I was mistaken. ”

At this time, the noise had sounded again, and Shi Luoyi and Xie Youlong were so laughing that tears had already flowed out. Shi Luoyi even asked softly, "Could you be such a foolish official?"

Xie Youlong also smiled: "Haha! I am such a dumb official. ”

At this time, Duan Hanyan shouted, "Master! someone outside is beating drums to complain." ”

Yu coaxed the fairy and said, "Pass it in!"

Duan Hanyan had already pretended to be a complainant again, and said, "Woo woo woo! Lord Qingtian, please let the master be the master of the grass people!"

Yu coaxed the fairy and said: "You old thing, what grievances do you have?

Duan Hanyan said: "The villain Li Si, the family has been sewing for generations, and his son is also a tailor. Now the villain is old and dizzy, and he hopes that his son will be raised. But the villain's son abandoned the grass people, begged the master to be the master of the grass people, and taught this unfilial son a lesson. ”

Yu coaxed the fairy and said, "Okay! Li Si! You go back first." And I have sent thy son to him, and to teach thee a lesson. ”

Duan Hanyan bowed and said, "Thank you, Lord Qingtian." ”

Yu Coaxing Fairy shouted, "Xiao Duan! Go and call the tailor for me." ”

Duan Hanyan said: "Okay, master, the tailor is here!"

Yu coaxed the fairy and said: "Give me the tailor fifty boards." ”

Duan Hanyan immediately played the role of a tailor again, pretending to cry: "The master called the villain, the tailor, the villain thought that the master was going to make clothes, why didn't he make clothes, but he wanted to beat the villain?"

Yu coaxed the fairy to open his eyes and scolded: "You are not filial piety, you don't support your parents, who will you beat if you don't beat you?"

Duan Hanyan said: "The master is wronged, the villain is an orphan, where are the parents?"

Yu coaxed the immortal and said, "Isn't your father Li Si?"

Duan Hanyan said: "Back to the master, the villain doesn't know Li Si either." ”

Yu coaxed the fairy and said, "Then why are you also a tailor?"

Duan Hanyan said: "Back to the master, although the villain is also a tailor, he doesn't know Li Si." ”

Yu Coaxed Immortal thought for a while, and said, "In this way, are there several tailors? It seems that I have made the wrong person, you can go!"

The crowd applauded again.

Duan Hanyan shouted, "Master, you're drunk, stop drinking." How should the people of the city punish a thief when they catch it?"

Yu Coaxed Fairy shook his head, pretended to be drunk, and stammered, "Call me!"

Duan Hanyan said, "Master, how much do you want to fight?"

Yu coaxed the fairy and said, "Two more bottles to drink." ”

At this time, everyone cheered in unison. Duan Hanyan and Yu Coaxing Immortal went off the stage with a smile.