Chapter 31: The Trouble Is the More You Don't Want It to Happen, the More It Happens!

It's so warm, it's like being back in the mountains, when my mother is still there, the feeling of being in her arms. Pen | fun | pavilion www. biquge。 info, that's so comfortable!

Those days were my happiest time, every day when I woke up, there were a lot of delicious food piled up in front of me, and my mother lovingly watched me eat, and I was very happy to eat. There were fish, sweet fruits, and my favorite honey! I ate desperately, desperately, but strangely, it was my favorite food, but it didn't taste in my mouth! I licked my mouth and took another bite of the fish in disbelief.

"Stop--mouth!" Ke Wang drank violently, riding on Xiangtu's body to desperately save a weeping carpet from his mouth!

"Roar, roar, roar!(Mom, I still want to eat!)!" Xiangtu was robbed of the "food" from his mouth, muttered (?) and turned back to go back to sleep.

"Ahh

Dongfang Yu on the side stood aside and sneered: "Yo! Is there going to be a war between man and beast? ”

Ke Wang was taken away by Dongfang Yu's provocation, and instead sprayed at him: "If you stinky little devil don't help, forget it, you will fall into the well, you also have a share in this family! If you are by him like this, everything will have to be chewed and swallowed by him!"

Dongfang Yu spread his hands and said that he didn't care: "I don't care, anyway, ghosts don't need to eat, they don't need to sleep, and I don't care if the house is demolished or not." Hurry up and get started, I'll wait to see how you fight! Whether you go up and down, or he goes up and down, it's really exciting!"

"Do you really want to die a second time!" Ke Wang suddenly became angry and began to roar again.

Zhu Er on the side saw that the big thing was not good, so she hurriedly went to the toilet to get a basin of cold water, and with a "bang", it all fell on the head of Ke Wang, who was angry.

Ke Wang was completely stunned, in the face of his sister's counterattack, he was dumbfounded, and even Dongfang Yu was stunned by the sudden situation.

"Zhu'er, what are you...... What for?"

"Brother, didn't you tell me that if there is a fire, you need to use water to put out the fire? Just now I saw a fire three feet high suddenly on your head, so I went to fetch water to put out the fire. Zhu Er's triumphant explanation made Ke Wang want to cry without tears.

"That Zhu'er, although it is a little difficult to tell you this, please understand. Ke Wang shook off the cold water on his head and began to give Zhu Er's general education, "The "angry" just now is just an adjective, not true, and there is no need to be nervous at all. Of course, if the book is animated, it may be drawn, but there is no hope for the author's urine. ”

Zhu'er: "?"

Ke Wang sighed helplessly: "Well, you will understand later!"

......

"Roar, roar, (ah! sleep so well)" Just as the three of them were messing around, the initiator of this mess finally woke up.

"Roar, roar, (who are you, what do you want to do?)" As soon as the little dog bear Xiangtu woke up, he saw the three of them, who looked like they had experienced a big battle, and asked strange questions.

"This is my house, it should be me asking what you want to do!" Ke Wang stared at Xiangtu, and for a moment new hatred and old hatred surged into his heart, and he couldn't help but take out the lightning strike mark and prepare to beat it.

"Roar, roar, roar, roar!" Xiangtu escaped from Ke Wang's side with animal instinct, and crawled behind Zhu'er, who he thought was the safest, rubbing against Zhu'er's calf with a pitiful expression. It's a shame that he can pretend to be so pitiful and look so similar, it seems that he has worked hard in this regard since entering the city!

And Ke Wang faced Zhu Er's blinking eyes, and he could only retreat unwillingly.

Taking advantage of the opportunity for Zhu'er and the damn bear to play, Ke Wang pulled Dongfang Yu to a remote corner and began to discuss what to do.

Ke Wang: "That's terrible!"

Dongfang Yu: "It's really bad!"

Ke Wang: "It's not bad!"

Dongfang Yu: "It's very unusually bad!"

Ke Wang: "It's even worse than you think!"

Dongfang Yu: "Anyway, when will we have to make up the number of words like this? I can't make it up anymore!"

"The author said that only people can read it if there are more words! Okay, okay, let's get down to business! What should we do with that lost stupid bear. ”

"It would be nice to just send him to the zoo!"

"A monster in the late stage of the refining period is still a species with extraordinary talent and infinite strength. Do you think it's a good idea to send it to the zoo?"

"Then send him back to his hometown!"

"Don't say that he has lost his way, and he doesn't even know where his home is, just say that his hometown is building roads and tunnels, and a large group of people are waiting on the mountain to catch him and make him into a bear meat hot pot, what do you think will happen to him if he is sent back?"

"Then what do you say!"

"I don't know!"

"I don't know what it means! I just wanted to complain, why do we understand the dog bear!"

"Well, it's actually the author who was lazy and forgot to set it. Cultivators above the early stage of the foundation building period can directly read each other's brain waves, so they can easily grasp whether it is a foreign language or animal language. ”

"What the hell is this? You're hacking the author again! This is what you just came up with! It's definitely what you just came up with!"

Don't worry about the details! Don't you think this setting is very powerful? In the future, we will no longer have to worry about communication, how difficult it is to learn a foreign language, we can easily do it now, maybe in the future, our "house of everything" will be able to go around abroad!"

"Well, you're right. What are they doing?"

"Ah, really...... Zhu'er, what are you doing?!"

"That's awful!"

"It's really bad!"

"It's not bad!"

"It's very bad!"

"It's worse than you think!"

......

On the other side, Zhu Er was playing happily with the bear. She rode on the bear's neck, like a queen giving orders, and the silly bear Xiangtu also cooperated with her commands, swaying from side to side.

There is an unexpected shrewdness under the seemingly honest face of Xiangtu! Ke Wang, who was so terrible just now, can only retreat in front of this seemingly weakest girl, could it be that she is the strongest existence among them? Mom said that hugging the thighs should hug the thickest one, although this girl looks so weak and can't help but be windy, but she must be a superior person. While she is still a little interested, hug her thighs as soon as possible, so that you don't have to starve and freeze in the future!

I have to say that although the bear looks stupid and is actually stupid, it really grabbed his lifeline by mistake. Ke Wanghao Dongfang Yu is not a good person, and he has always been lacking in things that are not beneficial, but Zhu Er, as the only woman in the "House of Everything", has always been compassionate, not to mention that she has no resistance to cute creatures at all. And although Xiangtu is a little bigger, he was born as a bear, and his natural skill is to sell stupidity, and his cute and honest face has deceived countless women. Zhu Er began to fall at the first sight of him, and later grabbed his neck to play, completely treating him as a large plush toy!

Should this be said to be a stupid person, and luck is not too bad?

"I've decided, I'm going to keep him as a pet!" Therefore, when Zhu Er threw down this sentence domineeringly, Ke Wang and Dongfang Yu instantly appeared in a petrified state.

"That, Xiaoyu, did I have auditory hallucinations just now?"

"Yes, uncle, I seem to have something wrong with my ears. ”

"Haha, it seems that some strange diseases are starting to be prevalent in the capital again. ”

"That's right, I'm the ghost king, I'm sick, it seems that the current epidemic of the human race is very serious!"

......

Zhu Er was very dissatisfied with their refusal to accept reality, and once again solemnly said word by word: "I said: I have decided, I will keep him as a pet!"

"Xiaoyu, I had auditory hallucinations just now, do you think I should find a doctor to see? I don't know if the spiritual doctor can do it, if you can treat demons and monsters, you can't treat cultivators, this is discrimination!"

"There don't seem to be any spiritual doctors nearby, and some should be taken away by the government to serve them. No matter what era it is, doctors are very popular!"

"I've been hearing terrible things lately, so this can't be the sequelae of the regression of cultivation. ”

"You're enough!" Zhu Er finally couldn't help but start roaring, saying that in the face of these two goods, no one can stay calm. "Don't ignore me!"

Dongfang Yu hid behind Ke Wang with a frightened face, and couldn't help muttering to himself: "It's blackened, it's blackened, so don't mess with her!"

Ke Wang sighed, and had to face the reality: "Zhu'er, you see that he is such a big one, and he eats a lot. Recently, I can't even keep a dog in the apartment, let alone a bear!"

"Why not, aren't we a separate Xiaolou? Anyway, I want to raise him, none of you should stop me!" Zhu Er's attitude was unusually firm.

"That's awful!"

"It's really bad!"

"It's not bad!"

"It's very bad!"

"It's worse than you think!"

Hey, hey, you're two enough, how long will this meme be repeated! Readers will complain! Readers will definitely complain!

Ke Wang is starting to have a headache, you bear, don't let me seize the opportunity!

In this way, the little dog bear Xiangtu temporarily lived in the "house of everything", well, although it was as a pet.