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"It's been so boring lately, when will a comet fall down and hit the capital. Ke Wang was still lying on the exclusive lazy chair, boring back and forth changing channels, while his mouth was uttering a shocking complaint.

"I said, you're enough!" Dongfang Yu couldn't stand Ke Wang's complaints, and began to roar, "I've been whining all day long, are you going to die if you don't complain?

"Xiaoyu, don't be so angry. Didn't you stay here to earn merit! If you earn merit, you also have a share! And spells, if I hadn't taught you, you wouldn't know how to get out!"

"I said don't call me Xiaoyu, call my full name Dongfang Yu!"

"Okay, Xiaoyu!"

"Ahhh

"Forget it. I don't tease you anymore! I can't help but tease you at all, no wonder I never grow up!"

"I'm legitimate, is it good! I didn't see how many brain cells the author wasted in order to arrange this identity for me! Didn't anyone say that Zhengtai was the cutest! Zhengtai is the second cutest guy in the world! Second only to Lori!"

"What kind of Zhengtai are you a thousand-year-old guy! Also, Lori Zhengtai is all evil, okay?

"I can't see it, you uncle of waste wood is actually from the royal sister department! No wonder you are so wasteful!"

"Apologize to me, apologize to hundreds of millions of otaku across the country who like royal sisters!"

"How can there be so many royal sisters! Are you provoking the Lori Party!"

"The royal sister is the highest existence in this world, the light familiarity between the girl and the mature woman, the strong and gentle, the soft and seductive body lines, the faint style when laughing, healing people's hearts. By the way, the author is the royal sister!"

"Kouhu! Lori is the most perfect creature in the world, is it good! The pure eyes that have not been in the world, the body that is immature but more youthful and energetic, and her delicate voice after exercising, are even more natural!"

"I can see it, you are a sullen otaku, and the coldness when you first appeared was all fake!

"Hey, hey, didn't you take me badly? Anyway, how long will our unnutritious conversation last? The author is really not afraid that readers will unfollow!"

"Peace of mind, anyway, not many people read this book at the beginning, and the author himself wanted to give up writing and write a little more about our relaxed daily life, so as to change the mood. ”

"Just now you were complaining about the author, you were definitely complaining about the author! Anyway, as the protagonist of this book, will anyone still read you if you continue to waste wood like this? Where is the coolness that readers are pursuing? They don't collect it to see you complaining all day long! You cheer me up a little, hey?"

Some people like to see the slap in the face, some people like to watch the daily life, some people like to watch the daily slap in the face, it's all a routine, isn't it too boring!"

"Apologize to me! Apologize to the readers who booked us!"

"Uh, I'm sorry. The above content is the author's own complaints, and has nothing to do with Ke Wang, I hope you can continue to support Ke Wang and support "Fake Master". ”

"Ahh

So, let's get to the main text. ”

"Hey, don't ignore me, bastard!"

......

Today's "Wanshi House" ushered in a guest, well, the lobbyist "person" is a bit unworthy of the name, at least from the outside, he has no trace of "person".

"Eh, so what can we do for you?" Ke Wang looked at the "person" sitting opposite him with a headache, and his tone was full of helplessness. Oh my God, how long has he been hungry?

Ke Wang's "Wanshi House" is a business dedicated to demons and monsters, and what is collected is not money, but merit. Some time ago, "Wanshiwu" has not been very popular, and Ke Wang pondered advertising. As a result, Ke Wang's advertising was a little frustrated, and the demons and monsters who came and went would come to him for anything, and some businesses that obviously had no merit to make money automatically came to the door. Take the one today, for example.

His name is Xiangtu, and he is a bear that has not yet been shaped, and he came from the mountains. According to Xiangtu, he has lived in the mountains since he was born, and he has never left the mountain, and he does not know what the name of the mountain is. Some time ago, the mountain was blown up and digging a tunnel, and during the construction, he was discovered, and a large group of people with shotguns in their hands chased him all over the mountain, and ran and ran to the capital. There was another large crowd of onlookers, and some people took pictures. Don't look at the picture is a little thicker, in fact, he is very shy. Facing the crowd of onlookers, his first instinct was to hide. But without food or drink, and without daring to see people, and not knowing the way home, Xiangtu's experience these days is so hard that people can't help but cry a handful of sympathy.

Just when Xiangtu was desperately stroking his hungry belly and preparing to die in a bridge cave, he suddenly saw the small advertisement that Ke Wang had swiped on the top of the bridge cave before-"Wanshi House", which will help you solve all your troubles and bring infinite convenience to your life. The address of "Man-go-ya" is attached to the back. It's like a guiding light, and the little bear demon Xiangtu, who is still in the late stage of the refining period, was moved to tears!

Ke Wang is not easy to refuse, after all, it is his advertisement. However, Ke Wang looked at the hungry little bear demon, and in the spirit of humanitarianism, he asked more, "Have you eaten?" Two hours later, he'd be trying to slap himself in the mouth.

The little bear demon hiccuped, finally put down the flower-pot-sized rice bowl in his hand, and began to roll on all fours to sleep.

Ke Wang finally couldn't help it, grabbed the back of Xiangtu's neck, and lifted him up with one hand: "Hey, what are you here for! Forget about eating, you still have to sleep, I'm not a bedroom here, hey! What about work?

Xiangtu stuck out his tongue and licked his mouth, but his eyes slowly began to close, as if he didn't take Ke Wang's threat seriously.

Ke Wang was furious, and he was about to fight this bear demon to the death, but he was stopped by Zhu Er.

"Brother, he's so pitiful, just let him sleep, okay?" Zhu Er blinked her big eyes flickering, so that Ke Wang had no way to refuse.

Woman, it's just that she's completely defenseless to cute creatures! This bear is like this, and so is that ghost!

Dongfang Yu suddenly kicked Ke Wang away with a "whoosh", and then began to talk to himself inexplicably: "It's strange, why do I always feel that he is scolding me." Forget it, he's not cleaning up anyway. ”

Ke Wang wants to cry without tears, what kind of people have I received!