Chapter 18 Senior Sister Gets Trapped
There are quite a lot of people around, and since the hillbilly appeared, everyone's eyes have been on the slowly descending hillbilly!
At this time, the hillbilly was very fashionable, the vest added a lot of charm, and almost all the women present screamed, it was too stylish! And the men were obsessed with the hillbilly dress, after all, it can cause a lot of sensation among women, which is the top priority, and there are many young people, and they all want to show in front of the goddess, so this stylish dress naturally makes them crazy!
"What is this!!"
"Be my husband!"
"No, I'm coming..."
"Oh my God, there is such a thing in the world!!"
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The hillbilly who was frightened by this scene was shocked, and couldn't help but be nervous when he saw everyone rushing towards him, especially a group of young female men who were also inside. Pen "Fun" Pavilion www.biquge.info
Because the LCD screen TV Tang Gun was not sold, he only showed it for a while, and naturally he also saw some UFOs in the movie, and as soon as his mind moved, he naturally pointed to the western sky and shouted: "Look, there is a flying saucer!!
Everyone was blinded, and subconsciously looked at the western sky, and the hillbilly hurriedly put on his robe and blended into the crowd.
The people who came back to their senses found that they had been fooled, there was not even a bird feather in the sky, and there was no flying saucer from anywhere, but when they turned around, they found that the hillbilly was gone, so everyone was angry.
"Where?"
"Little sorrow comes out!"
"Husband, where are you?"
"How can you bear to abandon our mother and son!"
...
All kinds of mistaken relatives popped up, and the hillbilly was still fanning the flames inside, and the scene that had already become a pot of porridge almost got out of control, and the hillbilly also took the opportunity to slip away.
Tang Gun watched the old man disappear, and couldn't help muttering: "Jiang is still old and spicy, worthy of being the master of the door!"
Finally, the chaos didn't last long, and one person reacted completely.
"Didn't you get those things from there!!"
The chaos was silent, and everyone's eyes looked at Tang Gun together.
Tang Gun's hairs stood on end, and he was almost scared to pee.
"Rush, something is inside!!"
"We want those things!"
"Do you want to eat alone?"
"him!"
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Everyone rushed in, so crowded that the elevator almost stopped.
Looking at the crazy crowd, Tang Gun even had a sense of rhythm of "a cloud-piercing arrow, thousands of troops come to meet", which was extremely wonderful and intensely excited.
If you put on a yellow robe and wave your sleeves to "flatten your body", it is so domineering; of course, if you are not angry and mighty, you will say "tremble, mortals" viciously, it is also a kind of visual and physical enjoyment.
"Everyone, be quiet!"
Tang Gun raised a hand, like the Statue of Liberty, as if swaying on the tower of Tiananmen Square during the reform and opening up, and everyone involuntarily stopped.
Looking at the quiet crowd, Tang Gun said with a smile: "Today is the opening day of Wanjie Supermarket, I am honored for you to come to cheer, I am the housekeeper of this supermarket MC Tang Tangge, it is the first time to open, so this store can only receive a hundred lucky audiences, in order to maintain fairness and justice, please don't worry, line up one by one!"
As he spoke, five illusory giants appeared above the supermarket.
Hitla, Dalam, Camilla, and the two Tiga, all acquaintances, were projections summoned by Tang Gun in order to deter Xiaoxiao.
The five waves of eyes swept over, and many people were shocked, and even the old ancestor-level figures felt their hearts flutter.
With the deterrence of the five giants, many people with alternative thoughts dispelled the thoughts they shouldn't have, making Tang Gun call a coward in his heart. If they really come to rob, Tang Gun will definitely let them know what will happen to the gamblers, just leave a leaf for it, and take everything else away!
Looking at the hundred people waiting in line in an orderly manner, Tang Gun was speechless.
Come on, hurt each other, how to retreat!!
What about trust between people?
With the disappearance of the five giants, there was really no dispute on the scene, I have to say that this ability is too powerful, Tang Gun can't help but feel extremely annoyed that he doesn't have a divine light stick.
There are a lot of people in this group now, and they must be repeat customers, but because of the hurry, Tang Gun estimates that the value of the points they bring is not much, and high-end supplies such as TVs must not be sold, so they can only wait until next time. After a while, let them watch TV to increase their desire to slow down, and think about what to play....Playing "The Battle of Heaven" and "The Masked Singer" will definitely hold them!
There are no singers on earth in this world, and even the people who are the most inferior in the two shows are god-level singers here, so Tang Gun didn't feel that this idea was bad at all, but felt that he had made the right choice.
"As long as you make the right choice, your life will become brighter!" Tang Gun couldn't help but be intoxicated and sighed rarely.
As the elevator went up and down, a second guest also came to the scene.
"It's !!"
When Tang Gun saw the comer, his eyelids jumped wildly, and his heart felt weak for a while, it was Senior Sister Xue Ji who had arrived!!
"Hmm!!"
Not only was Tang Gun surprised, but even Xue Ji didn't expect to see Tang Gun here.
"Little Brother !!"
Xue Ji, whose eyes had always been cold, actually had a surprised expression, Tang Gun was still very accomplished in his heart, and hurriedly stretched out his index finger "Shhh..." to stop Xue Ji from continuing to speak.
Xue Ji quietly withdrew her surprised expression and followed Tang Gun into the supermarket.
There were no outsiders, Xue Ji frowned and asked, "What's the matter with you?"
"child, it's a long story, and it's all tears when you talk too much!"
Tang Gun wiped his tears for a hundred years, and he was still very sad on the one hand, and his pitiful appearance made Xue Ji, who was angry because of "the child's mother", unable to have a seizure.
As everyone knows, the embarrassed Tang Gun is still telling about the miserable experience, as if he only successfully escaped from that small black kiln-like hell yesterday.
The storytelling function is turned on, and you have entered the extreme pretending mode!
In the story, Tang Gun thought that he was a cultivator who went down the mountain to subdue demons, and one day he found a monk with a strong demonic spirit in a place called Dawang Mountain, so he gave birth to the important task of eliminating demons and defending the way.
But the final ending, well, a little unexpected, that monk...
Tang Gun bragged to instill Xue Ji's adaptation of "Lamp Grass Monk", and added the routine idea of sadomasochism, even Xue Ji, a strong woman, was silently shocked by the monk.
As long as there is a need, there is a monk there, although in the end in order to save a little girl who has never known each other was killed by the demon road, but it has already said some problems.
Since ancient times, the Buddha has not stood apart, and Xue Ji naturally understands this truth, but what is the use of eggs?
Tang Gun chatted with Xue Ji, took her to visit the supermarket, and even made a pair of underwear and underwear for Xue Ji by himself, which made Xue Ji extremely embarrassed and her face turned red.
However, you can see the cold senior sister such a side, and Tang Gun also deeply feels the free and heroic artistic conception of life contained in the sentence "The Sprinkle family is worth this life". It's a pity that the senior sister didn't let herself appreciate it, which is really a big pity.
Tang Gunthief smiled with a mouse's eyes, and the fantasy senior sister appeared in his mind.
After the supermarket is basically finished, the senior sister also plans to continue to practice, after all, the cold snow has made her go down the mountain to practice.
"Senior sister, I'll give you something, you can relieve your loneliness when no one is there in the future!" Tang Gun held back a smile and solemnly handed over a box of wind oil essence to Xue Ji.
"What is this?"
"This medicine is called wind oil essence, the essence of heaven and earth, brewed by the power of creation, a must-have medicine for home!"
Seeing Xue Ji's disdain, Tang Gun finally arrived and seemed to be selling dog skin plasters, but what could not be solved by a drop of wind oil essence?
Tang Gun confessed that a female artificial figure took Yukihime into the fitting room, and then...there was no then!
"Ahhh
The sound of ecstasy has never stopped, and Tang Gun is a little more stony, but Senior Sister actually has such a wild side, and the power of Feng Youjing is really outrageous.
After a while, the female android walked out, and Yukihime's terrible cries and screams could still be heard in the fitting room.
"Little junior brother...you, you...ahhhh
After waiting for most of the day, I didn't see Xue Ji come out, but the voice became more and more charming, and Tang Gun couldn't suppress the power of the desolation in his body, so he couldn't help but ask the android: "What's the matter?"
"To prevent the guest from struggling, I tied her with a rubber band. According to the data analysis, I think a bottle of wind oil essence is the limit of guests!"
I'll go!!
Tang Gun was taken aback, this data is comparable to using carbonic acid!
I really want to let my master experience it, and you must know that your name as "Pleasure Cannon God" is not in vain.
But the long shouting finally stopped an hour later, and the android entered the fitting room, and after a while, he helped Yukihime out, and Yukihime's footsteps were staggering...this is sour...enjoyable!!
Eighty-year-old jar of sauerkraut, one jar is comparable to more than a dozen jars, only after eating it all, the remaining sour soup is stronger than ordinary sauerkraut, sprinkled with green vegetables can continue to soak!
Xue Ji weakly pointed at Tang Gun, her eyes filled with tears: "You..."
"Hey, hey..., it was an accident!"
"You can do it without your hands in the future!"
Hurriedly stuffed hundreds of bottles of wind oil essence into Xue Ji's hand, and Xue Ji also took them all by mistake.
Even though all the points of Tang Gun were exchanged for high-end electrical appliances, there was still a lot of private money, and it was estimated that he would be able to earn it back soon, and he secretly completed several hidden tasks, and now his level is already level seven.
"Senior sister can't use it, you can send it to the master and the second senior sister!" "Anyway, I'm nothing!!
Xue Ji looked at Tang Gun deeply for a while before staggering out of the door.