Chapter 17 Hillbilly Goes to the Supermarket
"There are 1,000 points left in the card, help you shop happily!"
Just when the "hillbilly" was in a daze, Tang Gun suddenly rushed over, took his hand and walked towards the clothing area. Pen | fun | pavilion www. biquge。 info
"What are you doing?" was dragged away by Tang Gun, and the "hillbilly" panicked.
"Hurry up and get on the bus, I don't have time to explain, let's get on the bus first and make up the ticket later!"
Tang Gun couldn't help but say, and pulled the "hillbilly" to the clothing area in one go.
"Take your clothes off!"
Holding his chin in one hand and looking at the "hillbilly", Tang Gun gave a creepy order!
The hillbilly's face darkened, and he looked at Tang Gun fixedly, his eyes showing vigilance and a little fear.
Nima!
Tang Gun, who understood the meaning of his eyes, had a green face, and he couldn't wait to give the hillbilly a few big mouths, and he was not a beauty worth looking at, his physiology was very normal.
"I'll change your outfit, and in the future, you can make them have an inferiority complex in front of the masters of the various factions!"
Hearing Tang Gun's explanation, the hillbilly's eyes lit up, and he immediately ripped off his robe.
I go! This old boy didn't see that he had such a body?
The hillbilly's body is very balanced, slender and porcelain, with a bit of bronze reflected in the whiteness, strong chest muscles and six-pack abs are also just the right bulge, and the tight and moist skin makes him look not like an old man at all, but like a young man.
"You don't have to take off your pants!"
Coughing slightly, Tang Gun took out a steel tape measure from the counter and measured the hillbilly's measurements and arm length...
Tang Gun chose a vest for the hillbilly, which was just enough to make people see the chest muscles and abs, and the pants were a pair of jeans, a black belt, black socks and a pair of black crocodile shoes, and a pair of black thin silk gloves on his hands, especially a circle of black hair on the collar of the vest, which made him more stylish.
"Follow me!"
After glancing at the costume he had designed for the old man with satisfaction, Tang Gun led him to the beauty salon and let him sit in the barber chair.
After a while, an older sister of a beautiful woman came over, wrapped a long cloth around the hillbilly, and then moved the scissors in one hand and the comb in the other.
The hillbilly didn't dare to come out like a fool, so he let the beautiful sister cut his hair and trim his face, and shaved his beard with soapy water and a razor.
Tang Gun knew that this beauty was an artificial person, and the art of barbering must be very proficient, but he didn't expect that her skills would make the hillbilly look more than ten years younger.
The shampoo and conditioner are all in place for the hillbilly, and his haircut is a perfect solution, and the next thing is to dye and perm.
The beautiful sister helped the hillbilly dye her hair for an hour, and it was only with hairspray and morse that she finally completed this complicated task, but Tang Gun asked her to put studs on the hillbilly to end the hillbilly's modification plan.
Tang Gun led the hillbilly to a mirror and said, "Look at yourself!"
"What the hell ????"
The hillbilly was startled by the man in the mirror, this beautiful man with a golden mushroom head was really himself???
But seeing the person in the mirror, with white hair and unspeakable vicissitudes on his delicate face, he is very energetic, and his mysterious dress makes him look energetic and not old at all.
"What's this called!" Looking at himself in the mirror, the hillbilly was a little puzzled.
"This is called the model of a man, it is a new generation of attractive men..."After a lot of energy, Tang Gun explained the meaning of "man", and he was almost driven crazy by the old man, it's terrible to be uneducated!
Well, Tang Gun plans to take him to the restaurant to feel the atmosphere.
"Would you like a hamburger?"
The hillbilly answered casually absentmindedly, his mind was still silent on the five hundred points that Tang Gun had just taken away, and he didn't expect that the outfit on his body would be so expensive, but since pearls can be exchanged for points, then other things should also be fine.
Anyway, he knew how to use the bank card, and he would inevitably come here to purchase it in the future, so he simply exchanged five or six lower grade spirit stones for nearly eight thousand points.
It wasn't until Tang Gun came over with two trays that the hillbilly saw the contents of the plates.
It was a wrapper with a red "W" on it, and the bread inside was probably a hamburger, and the cup with a red and blue sphere didn't know what it contained.
"It's Coke!"
The hillbilly learned to bite the straw and "suck" it, and the inexplicable gas exploded in his mouth, and he subconsciously "sucked" again.
The hillbilly's face was very wonderful, he had never seen such a wonderful product before, let alone this magical taste.
Due to the excessive drinking, the hillbilly hiccups several times in a row, and Tang Gun laughed the side!
Although there is only one hillbilly customer in the supermarket, Tang Gun is not in a hurry at all, don't you come in, Lao Tzu directly limits ten places a day to hang your appetite! And the way to hang your appetite depends on the performance of the hillbilly, and these things should be done to the hillbilly.
"Okay, how about a soft-shelled turtle hamburger?"
Gently peeling off the wrapping paper, Tang Gun was able to hold the hamburger with both hands, and the hillbilly almost let it fly out and had to hold it tightly.
What's going on with this fluctuating dynamics!!
Looking at the transparent and glue-like appearance of this hamburger, the hillbilly subconsciously swallowed a mouthful of saliva, and learned to open his mouth and take a big bite of the hamburger.
At this time, the hillbilly's heart was broken, the mouth was full of elastic strength as jelly, smooth and refreshing, the rich wheat fragrance sprayed out of the nose through the throat, and with the extreme umami of the soft-shelled turtle, the hillbilly was like falling into the deep sea and unable to breathe. It wasn't until he saw a light that he escaped from the suffocating illusion, his hands were empty, the hamburger was gone, and he was almost eaten with his eyes closed.
Looking at the price code of the restaurant, the hillbilly was a little skeptical: "This taste..."
The restaurant's sign reads: "Hamburger, 10 points per piece!"
It stands to reason that it is impossible to eat such a great food at such a cheap price, and he has been the master of the door for many years, so he still has this vision.
"Since you're the first customer to shop, we're offering a VIP special set where the hamburger recipe you eat comes from a woman in the 'Halberd'..."
Of course, Tang Gun naturally won't reveal the fact that androids can make hamburgers, after all, this is a BUG!
It doesn't matter if the hillbilly understands it or not, he is only responsible for a rough explanation of the origin, and he is not responsible for whether he can understand it.
After eating the hamburger, Tang Gun took the hillbilly to the food area.
"These are ???"
"You can buy them, it's up to you to buy them or not, anyway, you can keep that bank card, and you can swipe the card to spend when you come in later." Tang Gun said for a while, then suddenly picked up a pack of spicy noodles and said, "I recommend you to buy this thing!"
"What's it called?"
Tang Gun smiled strangely and said, "This is a spicy strip, once and now there is a great power to say a word, do you know what it is?"
"What?"
The hillbilly's curiosity was aroused, and he couldn't help but come over.
"There's nothing in the world that can't be solved by one spicy strip, if there is, then two!" After a pause, he continued: "Especially this spicy strip is still a Weilong brand, which belongs to the top brand of the spicy strip series, you buy a little back, whoever wants to fight with you in the future, you show one and invite him to eat, and you will be friends after eating! Generally, there will be no bloodshed..."
Tang Gun flickered for a while, but he didn't expect the hillbilly to believe it! But Tang Gun didn't lie to the hillbilly, as long as children have eaten spicy strips with each other on the earth, they are friends, which is more than what kind of love for cutting off the head of a chicken and drinking chicken blood wine, maybe in the future, two children who have eaten spicy strips will have the fate of "carrying a gun together with the window and prostituting together".
After listening to Tang Gun's statement, the hillbilly immediately bought a box of spicy strips, as well as a large number of supplies such as potato chips, and then followed Tang Gun to the wine area.
"Today you are the first guest, so we don't plan to sell the most spirits to you at a discount!"
Tang Gun picked up a clear glass sling bottle and shook it, and after explaining how to use it to the hillbilly, he introduced the preciousness of the spirit.
"This liquor is called alcohol, which is distilled by countless precious medicinal materials after nine hundred and eighty-one processes, and after seven hundred and forty-nine days of precipitation, one hundred and eight filters, it is buried deep underground for 3,000 meters and hundreds of years before it is formed, and some people will get drunk to death after drinking it!
"This wine is clearly called Hongxing Erguotou, which is the best holy product to entertain friends and brothers. ”
Later, after Tang Gun was introduced, the hillbilly bought a few boxes wildly, Tang Gun was so happy that he couldn't do it, and the hillbilly couldn't stop laughing.
In the end, Tang Gun took the hillbilly to the medicine area.
Tang Gun picked up a box of green medicine and said: "This is a miracle medicine, which can be used by both men and women, but the sourness in it is not something that one person can bear." ”
"There is no one in the world who can't be solved by one drop of wind oil essence, if there is, then two drops!"
"This magic medicine is called wind oil essence, as long as it is applied to xo@##¥, it will make you want to die! It is called the three major magic medicines together with gold balm and flower water, and the effect is the same. ”
"This thing is called Hushu Bao, it is used by women in those days, as long as it is used by dripping wind oil essence, it will keep you so that you will not be tired for a day, and you will always be in a state of excitement!"
"And this Indian god oil, which can make a man's @@#$ extremely brave!"
"And this little blue pill Brother W, can make a man regain his strength..."
After the hillbilly finished shopping, Carie only had less than a thousand points left, but he didn't regret it, but felt that it was worth the money, and the half-price discount was simply a heavenly enjoyment, if it weren't for Tang Gun saying that there were still some areas that had not been developed, I am afraid he would have been too lazy to leave.
As for the space folding of the supermarket, the hillbilly has seen it, and he has decided to visit here more in the future.
Tang Gun sent the hillbilly out of the supermarket and watched him stand down the escalator before looking around.