Chapter 34: Meet the Parents

"Remember, this girl's name is ......" The voice of the woman in white came from afar. Pen Fun Pavilion wWw. biquge。 info

What is it called, why didn't you hear it? Chen Xian was about to ask, but saw that the beautiful woman disappeared after flying over a mountain peak.

"Damn, I was tricked. Chen Xian understood, the other party didn't plan to tell him what her name was, not that he didn't hear it, but that they didn't say it at all, they were just teasing themselves all the time.

"This chick is quite naughty!" Chen Xian was angry and funny, he was a traverser, and he was actually played by an ancient, which was really a failure. can see such a playful beauty, in addition to being funny, he can't have a trace of hatred in his heart.

"Let's continue to fish for my ice sculpture fish!" "The beauty has gone, no matter how nostalgic it is, it will not help, Chen Xian sat back on the bluestone, picked up the fishing rod, and continued to fish.

Maybe today, Chen Xian's snake product ushered in an unprecedented explosion, he just sat on the bluestone for more than half an hour, and then another ice sculpture fish was hooked.

The ice carved fish has no scales and no bones, and it is suitable for raw food, so Chen Xian sliced this ice carved fish and put it directly in his mouth. After chewing it twice, I found that it didn't taste at all except for being cool and melt-in-your-mouth, just like unsweetened ice cream.

After eating an ice carved fish, Chen Xian turned around and left, no matter how much he ate this ice carved fish, it would not increase its efficacy, and it had no taste, but he didn't want to do too much, leaving some opportunities for future generations, and also accumulating virtue and doing good. He thought to himself, how could a kind person like me do such a laborious and unhelpful thing?

After climbing to Lao Xiao Peak, Chen Xian couldn't help but be stunned, thinking that today he is not a peach blossom star, destined to have an affair?

"Miss Yang, we are really fated to meet again so soon. Looking at the girl in the green dress sitting on an old pine tree on the top of the mountain, looking at the sunset, Chen Xian couldn't help but ripple in his heart, but he thought that he couldn't bear to attack you, but you had sent it to the door yourself, what is this called, it seems that if God does not take it, it will be punished by God, right? For the sake of my little life, I can only reluctantly pick your pure Sayuri.

"Hey, it's you, why are you here?" Yang Chan jumped down from the pine tree and looked at Chen Xian with a surprised face and asked.

"I like to play in the mountains and rivers, this Qingcheng Mountain is a famous mountain in the world, and it is the fifth cave of Taoism, so I naturally came here. Didn't you go to visit your relatives, why did you come here? Could it be that you have relatives who are cultivating in Qingcheng Mountain, can you take me to get to know them?" Chen Xian asked, planning to start with Yang Chan's relatives first, and come up with a roundabout tactic.

"Oh, it turns out that you came here to admire it, I don't have relatives to practice in Qingcheng Mountain, but my second brother lives nearby, but he is more serious and rigid, and the place where he lives is not fun at all, you like to play in the mountains and rivers, it's better not to go there, so as not to be disappointed." Yang Chan said.

"Miss Yang, how can we say that we are also friends, your second brother is my second brother, he lives around here, how can I not visit?" Chen Xian tried his best to take advantage of Yang Chan, anyway, she was so innocent, she would definitely not be able to hear it.

Yang Chan lowered her head, thought for a while and said, "Okay, you are still the first friend of the opposite sex I know, it's good to take it to the second brother, so that he doesn't always say that I am a child, and my friends are all daughters!"

"That's great, Miss Yang, do you think we should change the name, I always call you Miss Yang, it's too raw, why don't I call you Chan'er?" Chen Xian thought that he should first make the name more intimate with this chick, so that her relatives mistakenly thought that his relationship with her was extraordinary and closer.

"Yes, that's what my friends call me, so what should I call you? I've always been called by you, and it feels so rude. ”

You can call me husband, Chen Xian thought so in his heart, but he said: "Just call me Brother Chen." ”

"That'...... Then Brother Chen, please come with me, I will take you to see my second brother, he lives on the Min River not far from here. After Yang Chan hesitated for a moment, she finally called out the name of Brother Chen.

"Then Chan'er will lead the way in front. Chen Xian said with an ambiguous face, secretly saying that he would have to behave well later, and strive to leave a good image in the heart of the second brother-in-law in the future.

Chen Xian followed Yang Chan all the way to the west, and came to a place he was very familiar with, Dujiangyan had been to several times in his previous life, but in this world, the scale of Dujiangyan was more than a hundred times larger, and when he first arrived here, he was still a little unsure!

Flying and flying, Chen Xian couldn't help but wonder, how could this be flying to Erlang God's Guan Jiangkou (for the plot arrangement, Erlang God lives here)? Hurriedly asked Yang Chan: "Chan'er, your second brother shouldn't be Erlang God Yang Jian, right!?"

Yang Chan said: "Yes, how do you know, I don't seem to have told you?"

"Guess ......" held back for a long time, and finally held back the sentence "Chan'er, let's go back, the second brother is in charge of everything, let's not bother him", Chen Xian said dryly.

"Brother Chen is so amazing, how did you guess?" asked Yang Chan with curiosity on her face.

"......" Chen Xian didn't know what to say, could it be that such a simple thing could be guessed by a smart person, so wouldn't it mean that Yang Chan who asked this question was not a smart person? After a moment's hesitation, he said: "Because you said that your second brother lives nearby, and you took me to the mouth of the Guanjiang River, and your surname is Yang, isn't your second brother Yang Erlang, so I made a bold guess, but I didn't expect to guess correctly." ”

After knowing that Yang Chan was Yang Jian's sister, Chen Xian was very puzzled, why is the gap so big between this father and mother?

"I'm eighteen years old this year, and I'm already an adult!" Yang Chan said proudly.

Eighteen? It's not right at all! That's right, "Romance of the Gods" doesn't mention that Yang Jian has a younger sister, Yang Chan should have been born later, but this time span is too big, right?

Chen Xian secretly glanced at Yang Chan's chest and said to him: "It's not small, but there is still room for development." ”

"Development space?" Yang Chan asked with a puzzled expression.

"Oh, that's wrong, it's going to grow up, uh...... I mean, you're young, and you'll be an adult in a few years. Looking at Yang Chan's pure gaze, Chen Xian thought that his thoughts were really dirty, and he couldn't help but explain incoherently.

"Then how old is Brother Chen this year?" asked Yang Chan.

"I ......" Chen Xian was stunned, he didn't know how to answer the question of how old he was. So he said, "I can't remember, but I'm older than you anyway." ”

"You don't even remember, how can you be sure that you are older than me?" asked Yang Chan.

"Well, because I'm your big brother Chen, of course I'm older than you. When he said this, Chen Xian looked like a matter of course.

"Well, that makes sense. Yang Chan nodded.

Chen Xian looked at Yang Chan, thinking that he believed such a far-fetched reason, there was definitely something wrong with the structure of this chick's brain, otherwise she would not follow in her mother's footsteps and marry a mortal without thinking.

"Brother Chen, what are you staring at me? Yang Chan was a little uncomfortable by Chen Xian, blushing, and bowing her head slightly.

Chen Xian said secretly, but after watching it for a long time, this chick is actually shy?

However, he had already reached the territory of Erlang God, Chen Xian didn't dare to open his mouth to tease the other party's sister, he quickly took a screenshot in his mind, then looked away, pointed to the mountain in front of him that was covered by clouds and mist, and asked, "In it?"

"Well, there are many formation prohibitions in it, you follow me, don't walk around. Yang Chan said as if telling a child.

Taking a deep breath, Chen Xian said in a deep voice: "Let's go!" He thought to himself that although Erlang God is powerful, how can he just admit it as a dignified traverser? Besides, even an old antique like the Ancestral Dragon Seven Princesses who has slept for billions of years can be pressed under me, Erlang God is just a junior, what am I afraid of?

After entering the big array with Yang Chan, after going around for about ten minutes, Chen Xian's eyes lit up, and he found himself in front of a military camp. The white tent stretched for more than ten miles, and countless soldiers in bright silver armor were practicing on the school grounds.

Chen Xian glanced at it casually, but when he saw that the camp was arranged according to the nine palaces, loose on the outside and tight on the inside, and the soldiers were neat and orderly, murderous, and roughly counted, he couldn't help but slander: 1,200 grass-headed gods? I'm afraid there are not 10,000 grass-headed gods here, but they are 12,000 grass-headed gods, but they have been disarmed by Wu Chengen? Alas, I am a dignified traverser, and I am not even as good as a big soldier, what a failure.

Chen Xian thought that Yang Chan would take her to the Chinese military camp tent, but she took herself to the left side of the military camp for several miles, and came to a mansion with two gilded characters on the plaque "Yang Mansion".

"Hello Third Miss!" Seeing the two coming, the two young men in Tsing Yi at the door greeted Yang Chan diligently, but Chen Xian was directly rude to the two.

Looking at the two little guys, Chen Xian was speechless: Your sister, the cultivation of the two guards is higher than mine, how can this be called a couple!

Yang Chan nodded and asked the two, "My second brother has come back from the camp, right?"

"The second master has just returned from the barracks and is reading official documents in the study. A young man in Tsing Yi hurriedly said.

After Yang Chan nodded, she said to Chen Xian, who was battered and looking around, "Brother Chen, let's go in." ”

"Hmm. Chen Xian nodded his head and followed Yang Chan into the Yang Mansion.

After passing through the two courtyards with Yang Chan, Chen Xian came to a quiet courtyard planted with green bamboo.

As soon as she stepped into the courtyard gate, Yang Chan, who led the way, shouted: "Second brother, I'm back, and I brought a friend to see you." When she had finished her shout, she ran cheerfully towards a closed door.

How many times have I told you that you should walk gently, why have you forgotten?" After a burst of reprimands, the closed door was opened from the inside, and from behind the door came a handsome young man with a solemn face, which should be Yang Jian, the god of Erlang.

Perhaps because of his family, Yang Jian did not wear armor or hold a three-pointed two-edged knife, but was wearing a black loose robe, and his hair was casually tied with a white ribbon and draped behind his head. Therefore, Chen Xian did not see the "clean and handsome appearance, with two ears and shoulders and bright eyes." Wearing a three-mountain flying phoenix hat and a light goose yellow. Wisps of gold boots lined with dragon socks, jade belt flower eight treasures makeup. He carries a slingshot crescent on his waist and holds a three-pointed two-edged gun. The axe split Peach Mountain once saved his mother, and he beat the Brown Luo Double Phoenix. The eight monsters are famous, and the seven holy lines of Meishan are righteous. The heart is high and does not recognize the heavenly family, and the sexual arrogance returns to the gods to live in the river. Akagi Akie Heroic Spirit Saint, the god of war of the Three Realms who manifested the boundless number Erlang.

Chen Xian secretly compared, and found that although he was more handsome than Yang Jian, his temperament was far from it, and the other party seemed to have an indescribable, unclear temperament, ethereal, he thought to himself, could this be the so-called immortal atmosphere?

However, Chen Xian boasts that as a traverser, his temperament is also different, that is, he is more ...... than anyone else Shameless!(He immediately rushed forward, hugged Erlang God's thighs, knelt down and begged: "Great God, please support, please shroud!" Hearing this, Yang Jian smiled slightly, raised his big foot, kicked it into the bookshelf, and threw a ticket, on which flashed two golden words: Recommended. )

In parentheses, it is pure fantasy, if you want to know what will happen next, please see the next chapter.

(To be continued...... )