Chapter 35: Poking the Monkey's Nest

Chen Xian boasts that as a traverser, his temperament is also different, that is, he is more ...... than anyone else He stepped forward, saluted Yang Jian, and said, "Second brother, junior brother Chen Xian, is Chan'er's good friend. Pen @ fun @ pavilion wWw. biqUgE怂 infoAfter meeting Chan'er in Qingcheng Mountain, the second brother lived nearby after listening to her, so I begged her to take me to get to know her, and I didn't want Chan'er's second brother to be the true monarch of the Holy Erlang, fortunately, fortunately!"

Yang Jian's three eyes looked at Chen Xian together, which was so weird that Chen Xian's scalp was a little numb. Before Yang Jian could speak, Yang Chan, who was holding his hand on the side, spoke: "Brother Chen is a good person, he said that he wanted to be a flower messenger, and he also helped me find a coolie to take care of the flowers and plants in the cave for me, otherwise I wouldn't be able to come here to the second brother!"

After listening to Yang Chan's words, Chen Xian had an urge to hit the wall, chick, are you going to play me to death?

Sure enough, after listening to Yang Chan's words, Yang Jian raised his eyebrows, and Chen Xian immediately felt that the other party's gaze at him had changed, sharp as a knife, as if he was about to pierce himself.

"Hmph!" Yang Jian snorted.

Yang Jian's hum was heard in Yang Chan's ears, but it was just a mosquito chirping, but when it fell in Chen Xian's ears, it exploded like thunder, shaking his whole body, and there was a hint of flushing on his feminine handsome face, which added a bit of beauty.

Just when Chen Xian thought that Yang Jian was going to go crazy and was about to shout "Lady help", he saw him wave his hand and said to himself: "Chen Zhenren is a guest from afar, please follow me to the living room for a cup of tea before leaving!"

Chen Xian thought that Yang Jian should disdain to be like a weak chicken like himself, but although the other party said it politely, Chen Xian heard the intention of expelling customers. He just came, and before he said goodbye, the other party said, "Drink a cup of tea and leave", such an obvious intention to chase away customers, he is not a fool, how can he not hear it?

Unexpectedly, there was a Yang Chan next to her who was not a fool but was better than a fool, so she only heard her ask Chen Xian: "Brother Chen, when did you say you were leaving, why didn't I hear it?"

Chen Xian: "......"

Yang Jian: "......"

Chen Xian thought for a while and said, "I said it to the second brother just now, so you can't hear it." ā€

"Didn't you just arrive, why are you leaving?" asked Yang Chan.

"Didn't I tell you, I like to play in the mountains and rivers, the birds don't here, so naturally I'm not interested in staying longer. Chen Xian said nonsense.

"Well, the second brother doesn't have any scenery here, it's ugly!" Yang Chan nodded and agreed.

"Hmph!" After listening to the conversation between the two, Yang Jian's face became a little ugly, and he said to Yang Chan: "Since Chen Zhenren is leaving, Chan'er, you can send him, I still have to review the official document, so I won't send it!" After speaking, he flicked his sleeves, turned around and entered the study, and closed the door with a bang.

Chen Xian touched his nose and secretly said that he seemed to have said the wrong thing, he could have had a cup of tea with the great god, but now he can only drink the northwest wind.

Yang Chan frowned and said: "The second brother's temper is still so stinky, people are just telling the truth, do you need to be so angry?"

"Bump" came from the study with the sound of objects falling to the ground.

Chen Xian was secretly refreshed in his heart: If you don't give me a good look, you deserve it! What is this called, well, wicked people have their own evil...... Report!

Ahem, Chen Xian coughed twice, and said to Yang Chan: "Chan'er, let's go, birds don't in this place, I'll take you to Qingcheng Mountain to see goldfish." ā€

"Okay!" Yang Chan said with a happy face.

Qingcheng Mountain and Guanjiangkou are too close, and with the strength of Yang Jian's divine sense, it is enough to cover the two places. Chen Xian naturally didn't take Yang Chan to see any goldfish with connotation, he took Yang Chan to a small lake that he had come to before to see the real goldfish.

Looking at Yang Chan, who took off her shoes and stretched a pair of jade feet into the water to tease the goldfish, Chen Xian felt very peaceful. Maybe staying with a beprising woman, thinking only about how to push her, and with a pure-hearted, innocent and romantic girl, thinking about how to take care of this innocence.

Holding the dragon tooth sword, standing on a rock, looking at the sunset that had already reached the first line of the mountain, Chen Xian thought to himself that no matter whether he could spark with Yang Chan or not, he had to protect her, and this innocence was worth paying for.

"Brother Chen, you can also go into the water to play!" Yang Chan smiled like a child and beckoned to Chen Xian, who was standing on the rock.

Chen Xian jumped off the rock, came to sit down beside Yang Chan, and said to Yang Chan with a cheerful face: "It's getting dark, if you don't go back, the second brother will worry about you."

"No, no, no, people have to play a little longer!. Yang Chan said childishly.

"As long as you're not afraid that the second brother will come to catch you personally, you can play as long as you want. Thinking of Yang Jian's transmission to himself after leaving the Yang Mansion with Yang Chan, Chen Xian couldn't help but be happy, and secretly said that Yang Jian, the sister control, dared to threaten himself, and dared to say to himself, "Little White Snake, if my sister hasn't come back before dark, don't blame me for being rude to you", see how I block you.

"The second brother is really annoying, everyone is an adult, and he always manages others!" Yang Chan said angrily.

"Well, Chan'er is already a big girl, and she must have her own opinions in the future, and she can't listen to your second brother in everything. He is too rigid, you have to talk more about him and persuade him to get married as soon as possible, it is said that the man who becomes a relative will mature and his temper will improve......" Chen Xian said with a look of thinking about Yang Jian, thinking that if you don't let Yang Chan annoy you to death, I won't have the surname Chen.

and said to Yang Chan that if Yang Jian gets married and has a child, you can not only have a lovely nephew, but with him as a foil, aren't you an adult in Yang Jian's eyes...... After talking about the benefits of Yang Jian's marriage, Chen Xian sent Yang Chan back to Guanjiangkou.

After Yang Chan's figure disappeared into the clouds, Chen Xian stood in place and thought, the annoying seeds have been planted, and I don't know when they will be able to take root and sprout, Yang Jian, I am waiting to drink your happy wine!

After going around Qingcheng Mountain for half a month, and after not finding the white lady and the woman in white before, Chen Xian left Qingcheng Mountain and headed towards Mount Emei.

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After the spread of Buddhism to the east, Mount Emei not only became the dojo of Fuxian, but also became the four famous mountains of Buddhism, and the golden peak became a holy place of Buddhism. It's a pity that Buddhism has not yet spread to the east at this time, the Shushan Sword School has not yet established a sect here, many scenic spots have not yet been built, and there is no sword fairy flying in the mountain.

Mount Emei on the earth, in addition to the temples and monks on the mountain, are some monkeys who are not afraid of people. And in this world, there are no monks in Mount Emei at this time, but there are a bunch of monkey demons.

Why do you know that there are a bunch of monkey demons in the mountains, because there is an unlucky handsome guy in the mountains who is being besieged by a bunch of monkey demons.

Using the dragon tooth sword instead of the body, a move of the dragon swinging tail was whipped in the face of a Jindan monkey demon attacking from the side, and after whipping it away, Chen Xian said to the fifteen Jindan monkeys and a Yuanying monkey king around him: "You brewed three pools of monkey wine, but I just drank one pool, as for chasing me for hundreds of miles? Besides, drinking hurts your body, I have shared one-third of the damage for you for your safety, why do you treat your benefactor like this?"

It turned out that not long after Chen Xian came to Mount Emei, he smelled a strong aroma of wine. He was not a drinker, but the aroma of the wine was so tempting that he used the Chen's stealth method, which he hadn't used for a long time, and became a gentleman for a while.

Following the aroma of wine, he entered a cave guarded by two monkey demons, and found three small wine pools filled with cyan liquor. After he took a sip, he found that the taste was sweet, like drinking fruit juice, and there was a trace of aura generated in his body, so he couldn't help but be happy and started to drink cow.

With Chen Xian's body of more than forty zhang now, one monkey drank wine, but it just made his lower abdomen slightly convex, and he was just about to drink the other two pools of wine in one go, when the tragedy happened:

A Jindan monkey who fetched wine for the Monkey King jumped into the mountain stream, glanced at Chen Xian, who was frightened and raised his head, affectionately looked at each other, and after screaming, he enthusiastically pounced towards Chen Xian.

Chen Xian, who felt that he was at a loss, was embarrassed to accept the little monkey Yun's hug, and after easily avoiding the monkey demon that pounced, he flew and pounced outside the cave.

The scream of the monkey who entered the cave had already alarmed the two monkeys guarding outside the cave, and as soon as he reached the entrance of the cave, the two monkeys scratched his face with four paws.

With a push of his left hand, the dragon's tooth sword knocked the two monkeys out horizontally, and just as he was about to fly away on the clouds, the monkey in the cave roared and pounced on him.

Chen Xian didn't look back, flashed sideways, drove the cloud technique, and flew away in a dashing manner.

flew out for only a few miles, and several Jin Dan cultivators stopped the cloud head as monkeys. When the meal was finished, another group of monkeys pounced, including a real monkey.

In line with the principle that it is better to settle the dispute, Chen Xian did not want to have a conflict with this group of monkeys, it would be too cheap to do so, so he fought and retreated, never killed him, and did not even pull out the dragon tooth sword. (He swore by his snake character: This is because I am kind-hearted and do not want to bear the charge of cruelty to small animals, and it is not because I eat people with a soft mouth and take people with short hands.) )

However, "people don't hurt the tiger, and the tiger harms people's hearts", this group of monkeys who were secretly drunk monkey wine turned on the mad dog mode, chased Chen Xian for hundreds of miles, and finally surrounded him. However, because these monkey demons are not descendants of divine beasts, they have no bloodline inheritance, their strength is not strong, and they don't have decent magic weapons, so they are quite easy for him to deal with. But these monkeys rely on their petite bodies, but they always like to scratch Chen Xian's handsome face and the balls that are like life, which makes them so annoyed that they have to open their mouths to persuade peace.

Listening to Chen Xian's remarks about stealing other people's things and claiming to be a benefactor, the face of the monkey king who was cultivated by the Yuan Infant became as red as its ass, but it was not because of excitement, but because of anger, I saw him say angrily: "Despicable! shameless! Children, let's go together!"

Under the beckoning of the Monkey King, the monkeys swarmed up, the furry monkey claws stretched out from all directions, and the monkeys stole peaches, monkeys scratched their faces, monkeys attacked their chests, monkeys peed, monkeys spit and other obscene tricks came out one after another.

Holding up the shield of true qi, Chen Xian blocked the group of monkeys from his body, frowned, and persuaded: "It is better to settle the grievance, it is useless for you to chase me, everything is in my stomach, if you want it, I can only wait until tomorrow to pull it out and return it to you!

The group of monkeys turned a deaf ear, and the mad dogs slapped Chen Xian's true qi shield like a mad dog. Even the Monkey King, who had been cultivated by the Yuan Infant, joined the siege.

Chen Xian thought to himself that such endless entanglement was not a way, and it was not a beauty, a group of fluffy monkeys, there was no beauty at all, it was better to break up with them as soon as possible, so as not to be misunderstood that he had an unclear relationship with them.

With such an idea, Chen Xian decided to give these hairy monkeys a hard taste, so that they would always entangle themselves. He stepped on the mysterious footwork with both feet, and moved quickly among the monkeys, but he used the dragon to travel the world. The dragon's tooth sword flew up and down, striking the monkeys in the stomach with their teeth and claws, knocking them far away.

Looking at a bunch of monkeys rolling on the ground with their stomachs in their arms, Chen Xian laughed and was about to leave in the clouds.

"The thief is so daring, he dares to beat someone after stealing something, leave my life before leaving!" A roar came from a distance, and Chen Xian saw a flower in front of his eyes, and he found that there was an adult-tall gray-haired monkey in his eyes.

Looking at the gray-haired monkey in front of him, Chen Xian secretly said that he had stabbed the monkey's nest, beaten the little monkey in the Jindan period, came a big monkey in the Yuan infant stage, and after beating the big monkey in the Yuan infant stage, and came to an old monkey in the god transformation stage, why is my life so bitter!?

(To be continued...... )