Chapter 398: Taiyi is a comic
This person is none other than the two pillars of the Demon Clan's Heavenly Court, the Eastern Emperor Taiyi!
Donghuang Taiyi smiled and said, "I don't know if it's okay to do stocks......
Ahem......
The Jade Emperor and Tai Bai Xing were directly coughed by the words of the Eastern Emperor Taiyi, and the dignified generation of emperors actually said such things! A generation of emperors, if you have a stake in a bathhouse, you also want to enter a dry share? This guy wants to be shameless?
Tai Bai Xing even doubted whether this guy was the Eastern Emperor Taiyi, who was all over the ancient world and suppressed half the sky by himself, could it be that another son of Emperor Jun was pretending to be?
The Jade Emperor coughed dryly and said, "This...... You know, rabbits eat every day, and it's expensive. There were also women and servants in the house...... I guess it's not much. Dry stock ......"
Donghuang Taiyi also saw the meaning of the Jade Emperor and Tai Bai Xing, and he didn't care, but said confidently: "I'm a generation of emperors! I joined the dry shares, can that be for nothing? Don't say anything else, let me say a word, who in the heavenly court dares not to give me face and not take a bath on the moon? By the way, what card did you say that the rabbit sold before?"
Tai Bai Xing immediately replied: "VIP card." ”
Donghuang Taiyi slapped the table one by one and said: "Yes, just that stomach cancer fart card! When the time comes, everyone will make one, and all those who don't do it will be kicked out......"
Hearing this, the Jade Emperor and Tai Bai Xing were in a cold sweat on their heads, and they now somewhat understood why the Demon Clan's Heavenly Court was brilliant for a while, and finally it was over. Most of them were played by this guy......
The Demon Clan's Heavenly Court's Great Butler Demon Master Kunpeng couldn't listen to it anymore at this time, and said, "This...... You might as well have time to talk to the rabbit alone. However, I suggest that it is better to invest in shares, and it will not cost a few dollars. ”
Donghuang Taiyi touched his chin and squinted at the roof of the shed, as if he was pondering something.
After a while, Donghuang Taiyi asked, "Really...... How much money does it cost?"
Demon Master Kunpeng nodded and said, "After all, the moon is barren, and no matter how much you toss, it is limited, and it will definitely not cost a few dollars." ”
Syllable!
Donghuang Taiyi suddenly turned around and patted the Jade Emperor on the shoulder!
The Jade Emperor squinted at him and asked, "What are you doing?"
Donghuang Taiyi smiled and said, "Daoyou, we are so acquainted, can we borrow some money?"
Burst!
Tai Bai Xing, who secretly drank saliva, almost sprayed a mouthful of water on the face of the demon master Kunpeng!
Demon Master Kunpeng rubbed his eyebrows, obviously he couldn't stand the behavior of the Eastern Emperor Taiyi, it was too embarrassing! The dignified generation of the Great Emperor, the master between heaven and earth, although he is not the only one now, he is also one of the two masters!
Then take a stake in a bathhouse, and borrow it from another emperor!
It's a shame......
So if Kunpeng hurriedly spoke: "Emperor, that ...... It's really not a lot of money, so you don't need to borrow it. ”
Donghuang Taiyi squinted at him, and said dissatisfiedly: "Are you sure it's not much?"
Kunpeng nodded vigorously and said, "It's really not much!"
Donghuang Taiyi slapped the chair one by one and said, "Okay! You have the money, anyway, it's not much!"
Burst!
Tai Baixing's second saliva squirted out again......
Donghuang Taiyi glanced at Tai Bai Xing with disgust, and then said to the Jade Emperor: "Whale Essence?"
Jade Emperor: "@#%¥......"
The Jade Emperor didn't want to talk nonsense with the Eastern Emperor Taiyi, so he diverted the topic and said, "Tai Bai Xing, what do you think about the rabbit?"
Tai Bai Xing said: "Bathing with a fairy is immoral." Moreover, even if he could bathe with the fairy before, it would be because people treated him like a rabbit. If it's really a group of big men, I'm afraid that the fairies won't agree. So, it's supposed to be a scam...... Well...... Maybe the rabbit is short of money, right?"
The Jade Emperor smiled, didn't speak, and looked at Donghuang Taiyi, as if to say, you are like a rabbit, you are a poor bastard!
Donghuang Taiyi, this guy squatted on the throne, swallowing melon seeds, his eyes seemed to have their own filters, directly filtered the eyes of the Jade Emperor, and casually spit out the skin of melon seeds and said: "If you want me to say, this rabbit is still quite business-minded! Our demon clan Heavenly Court has always been short of money, and I will make him a god of wealth to do it when I turn around, and he may be able to get out of poverty." Ay...... That's it, old demon, you can arrange this!"
Tai Platinum Star: "......#32%#¥......"
Demon Master Kunpeng looked helpless and speechless, and silently wrote something in the notebook.
Tai Bai Xing glanced over and saw that it was written: "I miss Emperor Jun......"
Tai Bai Xing glanced at Kunpeng quite sympathetically, and then honestly went to the side.
Donghuang Taiyi suddenly glanced at the demon master Kunpeng and said, "Hey, old demon, what kind of bad water are you holding there? Do you know what the rabbit is thinking?"
Demon Master Kunpeng took a deep breath and calmed the waves in his heart, and then said, "Great Emperor, in fact, His Majesty the Jade Emperor should already understand what that rabbit is doing, right?"
Donghuang Taiyi looked at the Jade Emperor and said, "You know?
The Jade Emperor smiled: "Actually, it's nothing, the Black Mirror invades, and the heavens and the earth are not peaceful everywhere." At this time, it stands to reason that every household is closed with their doors closed, opening a large array to defend against any possible attack. But this rabbit did the opposite, and started a business, and it was a very embarrassing business, which is very problematic in itself. I'm sure you've seen that rabbit too, although it's stubborn, and its brain isn't on the same line as everyone's, but it's definitely not a fool......"
Everyone nodded, and the demon master Kunpeng said: "According to my investigation, although that guy is very troublesome, he has never suffered a loss. ”
The Jade Emperor continued to nod and said, "That's right...... Therefore, at this time, he did the opposite, did not close the door, did not repair the wall, but opened the door to do business, in fact, it was not to make money. ”
Everyone was stunned!
The Jade Emperor continued, "He just wants to keep the moon popular...... The moon is far away from the heavenly court, and if something really happens, theoretically there will be someone in the heavenly court to help. But after all, it is a little far away, and there are some emergencies, and it is inevitable that there will be no urgency. So this rabbit simply made such a way to fool people to the moon. If something really happens, he can take care of it. ”
As soon as these words came out, everyone suddenly realized.
Donghuang Taiyi smiled and said: "The problem is that this dead rabbit is deceiving people, if something really happens, who will help him? ”
The Jade Emperor said: "Then it depends on his ability...... What if everyone goes and finds that they haven't been deceived, so what if they help him?"
Donghuang Taiyi shook his head and said: "Immortals, the world is so big, I haven't seen anything? His broken moon, what rare things can make people nostalgic? Could it be that he really found a few fairies to bathe together? It is estimated that the fairies can slap him to death!" Speaking of this, Donghuang Taiyi's eyes lit up and said: "If he can really find the fairy, I will also go over to wash it." ”