Chapter 399: Scratch!
Demon Master Kunpeng covered his face, obviously a little unbearable for this shameful emperor, you emperor actually went to take a bath in order to bathe with the fairy?
So the demon master Kunpeng took the initiative to say: "Emperor, the rabbit's bath is quite expensive. ”
Donghuang Tai was stunned for a moment, and then said: "Forget it, let's change the day." After speaking, Donghuang Taiyi shouted: "No, didn't we say that we would buy shares?
Demon Master Kunpeng: "^$#^......"
Tai Bai Xing smiled bitterly in his heart: "I, Cao, he hasn't forgotten this stubble, can't he be serious?"
As he was talking, Li Jing walked in angrily, and as soon as he entered the door, he shouted: "Jade Emperor, you have to be the master for me! That dead rabbit doesn't know what ecstasy soup has been poured into our daughter, and my stupid girl actually dug up the peach and plum tree that her family has planted for 800,000 years and took it away!"
The Jade Emperor was stunned for a moment, and then said with a smile: "This rabbit moves really fast, the peach and plum tree of Li Tianwang's family is an innate peach and plum, and there are not many of these unique seedlings between heaven and earth......
Li Jing said with a crying voice: "Jade Emperor, don't just laugh at me, you have to call the shots for me." ”
The Jade Emperor said helplessly: "But the rabbit dug it up?"
Li Jing was stunned for a moment, shook his head and said, "No, it's Zhenying's child, I don't know what to think, and I poached it." ”
The Jade Emperor nodded and said, "That's not a hurry. ”
"No...... The Jade Emperor ...... I...... It's in a hurry. Li Jing knows very well that things have fallen into the hands of rabbits, which is basically meat buns beating dogs, and there is no return. The worst thing is that the dead rabbit is likely to eat all the trees at any time, and it is strange that he is not in a hurry. Especially recently, the war has not stopped, and he can't tell when he will be dispatched, and when the time comes, he doesn't care, and it is estimated that no one will care about it in the future. After all, several sons in the family are more accustomed to Li Zhenying than him......
The Jade Emperor coughed dryly and said, "You better wait a while, and when everyone is ready, we will deal with it together." ”
"Everyone?" Li Jinger.
Donghuang Taiyi was also stunned, threw down the melon seeds in his hand, and then slapped his thigh and said, "Good guy...... I see, I'm afraid this rabbit won't just do a vote! I suddenly felt that this investment may not be small......
Demon Master Kunpeng nodded desperately, he now longed for Donghuang Taiyi to forget this stubble!
Otherwise, the matter will spread in the future, the Emperor of the Heavenly Court of the Demon Clan, the Eastern Emperor Taiyi, the first transaction after the resurrection, will invest in a small bathhouse in a remote mountainous area!
What does he think, what a shame!
Before the words fell, a woman ran in and reported: "Qiyu Jade Emperor, the plants in the imperial garden have collectively run away, and the one who takes the lead is the innate grass and tree spirit called green onion. It was the rabbit who opened the way...... This one...... Whatever?"
The Jade Emperor sighed and said, "Wait and talk." ”
Donghuang Taiyi followed with a smile and said: "What do you mean to wait and talk? As an emperor, you must be broad-minded, and don't always fix on the one-third of an acre of land in your own house...... Since the whole world is ours, where is it not put it? Why bother with only putting it at your doorstep?"
The Jade Emperor smiled and glanced at the Eastern Emperor Taiyi.
Donghuang Taiyi suddenly had a bad premonition......
At this moment, a man in armor walked in, and as soon as he entered the door, his helmet shattered, and nine bird heads rushed in at the same time, crying wolf and ghosts, snot and tears all over the sky, and shouted as he ran: "Emperor, it's not good! The wine-scented chestnut tree you planted in the backyard was carried away by the rabbit!"
The Eastern Emperor was stunned one by one, and the Jade Emperor on the side looked at him with a smile and said, "As an emperor, you must be broad-minded......"
Why is Donghuang Taiyi so familiar when he hears this?
It seems that Emperor Jun told him last time, that Emperor Qinghua of the East Pole is also a repeater!
Donghuang Taiyi's heart rushed by, gritted his teeth and said, "You emperors of the new era, do you all like to learn from others?"
The Jade Emperor smiled and said, "It's okay, we like to ask without shame." ”
Donghuang Taiyi slapped the table one by one, stepped directly on the dragon chair, stepped on the back of the chair with one foot, like a hooligan, rolled up his sleeves, blushed, and roared: "Don't be ashamed to ask? Who is down? You are younger than me in terms of age, and I am not afraid of you in terms of cultivation! Shameless to ask...... TM: Who invented this word? I want to kill him!"
The Jade Emperor said: "There must be my teacher in the threesome, I don't understand, just ask you." ”
As soon as the Eastern Emperor heard this, he was still hot and angry and about to explode one moment, and the next moment he squatted on the chair, smiling and smiling with a plate and knocking on his crutches: "I love to hear this, say it again?"
Demon Master Kunpeng really couldn't stand the shame of his own emperor there, so he coughed dryly and said, "Emperor, there is an allusion to this. It probably means that there are three fools on the way, and the sages will still ask them if they don't understand...... This is the origin of the threesome must have my teacher......"
Syllable!
Donghuang Taiyi directly slapped the melon seeds on the Jade Emperor's head, and shouted: "I'm Cao! I found that I shouldn't play with you! You guys from the Heavenly Court, one by one, have some twists and turns in your mind all day long? Can't you solve something with a fight? Why do you like to force so much?"
The Jade Emperor was not angry, picked up a melon seed and said slowly: "If you don't make a move, your tree will be moved back to the moon by rabbits." ”
The Eastern Emperor Taiyi pouted and said, "I said, as an emperor, you must be broad-minded! Isn't it just a wine-scented chestnut tree? Give it to him! I don't feel distressed!"
The Jade Emperor said, "Really?"
Donghuang Taiyi nodded vigorously and said, "Really!"
The Jade Emperor said: "Then can you not scratch my chair? ”
Donghuang Taiyi realized that when he was just speaking, he scratched out three bars of the Jade Emperor's dragon chair, like a cosmic team leader's logo......
Donghuang Taiyi hurriedly withdrew his hand, pretending to be calm and diverted the topic: "Ghost car, why are the rabbits digging our trees?"
The ghost car said pitifully: "Emperor, you also know that I can't afford to mess with that rabbit." I don't know why he dug up our tree, so I didn't dare to ask......"
"Smack!"
No one saw how Donghuang Taiyi picked up the melon seed plate on the ground, and then turned into nine at the same time and called on the face of the ghost car!
Anyway, when the plate fell, the ghost car's face was covered with melon seed skin.
Donghuang Tai snorted and pointed to the ghost lane: "Look at your waste! you can't stop it, can't you ask?"
The ghost car asked pitifully, "Aren't the results all the same?"
Donghuang Taiyi was speechless for a while, and subconsciously stretched out his hand to the side, put his fingers together, and scratched!
As soon as he turned his head, he saw that the Jade Emperor didn't know when he moved the chair five meters away!