Chapter Twenty-Eight: There Are No Monkeys in My Eyes

Although the land public position is low, he is a righteous immortal. There is a priesthood, there is a priesthood...... In comparison, it is more justifiable than Sun Dasheng, who was Bi Ma Wen in the sky back then.

It is not uncommon for the gods to look down on us monkeys. In the eyes of the immortals who are high above, except for themselves, other cultivators are not in the stream.

It doesn't matter if you are a mortal or an elf, you will automatically feel a little shorter in front of them.

In other words, in the eyes of the land lord, he was willing to come out and scold me, which can be regarded as giving me face.

It can be that when Monkey King was there, it wasn't like this.

When Monkey King was in charge of Huaguo Mountain, he took me on a tour around the area.

The scene was really noisy with gongs and drums and firecrackers.

Without the need for the Great Sage to summon him, the nearby fairy elves felt his breath and immediately rushed to wait.

It doesn't matter if it's the land lord or the river god and the water god.

Which one is not to let me pull my beard and pull my hat? Which one is not to let me play with a smile on my face?

Monkey King told me, little monkey, wherever you go, you must remember that you are my monkey monkey grandson. If I am in heaven, I will allow you to be lawless.

But now......

The mortal sentence that people go to tea and cool is to describe this scene, right?

How to describe it?

It's ridiculous.

I smiled at the vicissitudes of life of the land father's old face, and did not express dissatisfaction like Chen Wanbao.

But Li Su couldn't bear it anymore.

took out Zhang Tianshi's charm from Chen Wanbao's arms, and Li Su raised his hand to hit the land prince.

The land lord bullied the soft and feared the hard, and his hard words were soft: "What are you doing...... You're a mortal! How can you fight an immortal!"

"Li Su!" I stopped Li Su and smiled, "Don't be impulsive. ”

Li Su looked at me, he was even more angry than he was humiliated: "Xiao Niang! He looks down on people! He is laughing at you!"

"yes!" I chuckled, "I heard it too! But he said it! You're mortal, he's a god...... If you hit him, it will damage your yin virtue. ”

"That's it!" said the land lord with little confidence, "mortals fight immortals...... You don't want to die!"

Li Su is the sixth prince of the dynasty, and he has been loved and respected since he was a child.

Don't say that the other party is a dry and thin land, even if the Jade Emperor is there, he has to theorize a few words.

"What's wrong with the immortals? The immortals can talk nonsense?" Li Su was unconvinced, "His Royal Highness is the prince, given by the mandate of heaven, and has rich yin virtues...... This bit of yin virtue that beats you is nothing!"

Li took off his boots angrily and smashed them on the head of the land lord.

"His Royal Highness the Sixth Prince!" Chen Wanbao shouted, "You can't help it!"

"Li Su!"

I helped Li Su pick up his boots, smiled and squatted down to help him put them on.

Li Su was a little stunned when he looked down at me, and he was quite distressed: "Xiao Niang, you ...... I'm nothing else, I'm just afraid that you'll be wronged. ”

"Then you can't beat the immortals!" I patted the dust off the upper of Li Su's shoes.

"But he ...... to you"

I looked at Li Su with a smile and said, "Yes, his eyes are above the top, and there is no monkey in his eyes...... Won't I fight myself?"

As soon as the words fell, I slapped the head of the land lord with my hand!

After Monkey King left Huaguo Mountain, I have always been very self-reliant.

Of course, I have to come to the matter of being angry myself, and it is not my character to let Li Su do it for me.

"Oops!" The land lord was beaten by me and ran all over the ground, "you, you, you...... You monkey demon actually beat the immortals!"

"Yes!" I will retribution, "I hit you!"

The land lord grinned in pain: "How dare you, how can you ...... I'm a piece of land!"

"The Jade Emperor shouldn't be beaten if he doesn't have long eyes!" I sneered, "What's more, you're a small land!"

"It's the other way around! it's the other way around!" the land glared angrily, "you monkeys...... Are you going to rebel again?"

I smiled gloomily: "The monkeys of Huaguo Mountain will rebel...... Did you know it on the first day?"

The landlord was beaten and screamed, and ran all over the ground. Li Su, who wanted to help me get angry just now, didn't say anything more, and before things could not end, he and Chen Wanbao grabbed me together.

"Xiao Niang, dissipate your anger!" Li Su held my hand, "You hit too hard...... Your hands hurt!"

Li Su and I have the same feelings, and he now empathizes with me. Spread out my palms and exhale delicately...... I gave him goosebumps all over his breath.

Seeing that the land lord was about to run away, I left Li Su to arrest him.

Grabbing the landlord by the collar and pulling him back, I smiled and said, "Where are you going?

"Words?" the little eyes of the land lord flashed with a sly light, "you want to ...... What are you going to say?"

"Tell me what's going on here!" As a piece of land, no one knows better than him, "Don't you think that your territory is not normal?"

"On the turf...... Not quite normal?"

"Are you just going to repeat what I'm saying?" I asked directly, "the village in the distance...... It's a mirage, isn't it?"