Chapter Twenty-Eight: The Monkey Walks to Tea and Cools
I raised my legs to walk in the direction of the village, but Li Su turned over and got on his horse.
Sitting on the horse, Li Su looked majestic.
"Xiao Niang. Li Su rode over, and he stretched out his hand to me, "You and I will ride a horse, and I will take you over." ”
I looked at the miserable BMW and said with a smile: "Wangshan ran a dead horse...... I'll just walk over to it myself, and I won't be far away. ”
Seeing that I was going to go away, Li Su had no choice but to get off his horse and chase after him. Running to my side, he slowed down.
"Xiao Niang, your idiom is really a mess. Li Su smiled and asked me, "Do you know what it means to run a dead horse in Wangshan?"
What do you mean......
"What do you mean by a tired horse?"
"Of course not. Li Su and I were selling his knowledge, "Wangshan Running a Dead Horse means that it looks close but is actually far away...... When you arrive in Luoyang, I will teach you well, so that you can be full of economy and export!"
"Good. ”
My answer was perfunctory, and I didn't really have much enthusiasm.
And it turns out that I don't learn idioms very well, and proverbs are not bad.
In a word...... Looking at the village not far away, we walked for an hour before we arrived.
The three of us are all cultivators, and our pace is not slow. But we have been on the road for so long, and the village still looks far away.
"It's not that I'm mistaken?" I asked the two of them, "Is that village real?"
"Whew...... ...... whew," Chen Wanbao panted tiredly, and he touched his waist, "Yes, Monkey Daxian...... I can see it too...... Why hasn't it arrived yet?"
Chen Wanbao touched it for a long time before he touched the kettle on his waist. When he looked up to drink, I turned the kettle on.
"Monkey Daxian, what are you doing!" Chen Wanbao was so thirsty that he was about to smoke, "Look at my water...... I brought a pot!"
When Li Su was infected with the demon poison, I don't know. However, from the analysis of the current situation, it must be inseparable from the water.
Water, Jiaofu, suddenly disappeared 800 people......
Is it because ......
I was so distracted that I didn't notice Chen Wanbao's accusation against me.
Li Su thought that I was unhappy, and he frowned and scolded Chen Wanbao and said, "Isn't it just a bottle of water......? Can't you just bear with it?"
"Xiao Niang!" Li Su turned his head to coax me, "Don't go to your heart, Chen Wanbao has no skin, no face, no heart and no lungs, what he said ......"
When I came back to my senses, Li Su's face was about to stick to my face when he spoke.
"You go away!" I comforted Chen Wanbao, who was crying, and said, "Isn't it just a glass of water...... You wait here, I'll get you a glass of water to drink. ”
"Where can I get it?" Chen Wanbao looked at the village in the distance, "Look like this, we won't be able to get there for another hour!"
"Didn't you call me Monkey Immortal?" I laughed, "I naturally have a way!"
Walking to the intersection ahead, I took a deep breath and stomped on the ground with my mana.
Feeling the ground tremble slightly, I smiled and said, "Are you there?"
Li Su and Chen Wanbao looked at me puzzled, and I smiled and shrugged. After a few more stomps, the ground trembled even more obviously.
"Land lord, are you there?"
I couldn't stand my constant harassment, and suddenly a local dialect with a strong dialect flavor came out of the ground: "I'm not here!"
"Poof......" we laughed together.
Immortals speaking in tongues is considered an insulting thing to the godhead. Laughed at by the three of us, the land lord hurriedly corrected it into the official words of the immortals: "What do you have to summon the old man?"
"Land Gong, I am the monkey monkey grandson of Sun Dasheng of Huaguo Mountain......"
Before I could finish my sentence, the land lord appeared...... Isn't this old man too dry?
The land lord is not tall and not strong. Thin and small, the wrinkles on his face were dense, like hunger and thirst of the parched earth.
Li Su and Chen Wanbao saw the immortals for the first time, but the immortals turned out to be like this. Judging from the expressions of the two of them, they were more or less disappointed.
"It turned out to be a descendant of the Great Sage. The land lord bowed to me respectfully, "I don't know why you are here, but what instructions did the Great Sage have to send you here?"
"The Great Sage has no instructions. I smiled and said, "Now that the Great Sage has become a Buddha, I can't even see him, where does he have any instructions for you?"
The land lord was stunned for a moment, his little eyes rolled, and he said, "Sun Dasheng...... Became a Buddha?"
"Don't you know?" I want to come here to the poor countryside, and I am not very well-informed, "The Great Sage has returned from learning the scriptures and has achieved positive results." ”
"Oh, it turned out to be Aunt Sauce's ......"
After learning that Sun Dasheng became a Buddha, the attitude of the land lord immediately changed.
When facing me, he was a lot more casual, and the land lord said casually: "That little monkey, what is the matter with you coming to the old man?"
"Little, little monkey?" Chen Wanbao couldn't believe it, "how can you call Monkey Daxian like that?"
"Monkey Daxian?just her?" Knowing that I no longer have the protection of Sun Dasheng, the land lord spoke with a high spirit, "The old man has just obtained the divine status after practicing for thousands of years, and the monkey demon like her is ......"