Chapter Eighty-Nine: Horoscope
Jiang Xin Qiuyue said with a smile: "This is just the complaining of literati when they are unsatisfactory, just ask the world, who can do everything smoothly without twists and turns?"
Duan Hanyan thought about it for a while and said with a smile: "In this world, I'm afraid that no one can do it smoothly and without twists and turns." Pen Fun Pavilion www.biquge.info"
Jiang Xin Qiuyue also smiled: "That's it, every zodiac sign will have good times and bad times." It's like, Xiang Lu was able to become a teacher of Confucius at the age of seven, and the monarchs of every country came to hire him, and it seemed that he succeeded smoothly, but in fact, he was killed at the age of ten. As for Jiang Taigong, he only met King Wen of Zhou when he was nearly eighty years old, but he was the founder of the '800-year-old foundation of the Zhou Dynasty', and the founder of the Qi State, and was named a martial saint by the emperors of previous dynasties. Therefore, if a person's life is too smooth, it may not necessarily be a good thing. If it doesn't go well, it's not necessarily a bad thing. ”
When she said this, she looked at Duan Hanyan with a smile and said, "Are you right?"
Duan Hanyan was also looking at her, looked at her for a long time, and said with a smile: "Anyway, you are beautiful, then what you said is right." Then he continued: "Qiu Yue, since you know constellations so well, will you use the knowledge of constellations to 'occupy the five stars' physiognomy?"
Jiang Xin Qiuyue said: "Although I am not very proficient, I also know a little. ”
Duan Hanyan said: "Then can you calculate it for me, what is the recent fortune?"
Jiang Xin Qiuyue smiled: "Of course you can!" As soon as the words fell, she began to calculate with her fingers again, and muttered while wrenching her fingers: "...... The son is a vase, the ugly is Capricorn, and it belongs to the earth......"
It wasn't until she finally figured it out that she said to Duan Hanyan: "Haha! Xiao Duan, your overall fortune recently is still good! It's just important to note that you have to focus on rational communication, not messing around, and ah, love luck may affect your work in the near future. Then there is the work luck, which can be a little tiring and laborious, and it is difficult to avoid some disputes during the period. As for financial luck, there is a big opening and closing, and it is easy for someone to make a bad thing behind his back, and there will be some twists and turns and financial losses. So you have to pay attention to risk avoidance. ”
Duan Hanyan laughed when he heard this.
At this time, Qian Duoduo suddenly interjected: "Since the autumn moon will 'occupy five stars', how about it for me? ”
So, Jiang Xin Qiuyue began to calculate with her fingers for a while before she said, "Pisces' fortune has been a little bad recently, but it will continue to rise steadily recently." When it comes to work, your overconfidence can make you spend a lot of energy getting the job at hand, which can make you feel anxious, stay safe when you go out, and prevent friction with people. As for financial luck, you are not particularly optimistic for the time being, you need to be vigilant, there is a possibility of accidentally losing your finances, you need to adjust your mentality and act cautiously. But from next month, your fortune will slowly start to improve, and it will still be very rewarding in the end. ”
Qian Duo smiled and said, "Okay! I hope my luck will improve soon." ”
Duan Hanyan listened, but laughed and said, "Actually, no matter what constellation analysis, I think it's all nonsense. It can be summed up in one sentence: "Cancerians will starve to death if they don't eat for a month, Sagittarians will fall to death if they fall from mid-air, Aquarius people who have not yet learned to swim will drown in the water, and Virgos will burn to death if they are burned by fire......"
When they heard this, they all burst out laughing.
The house is big and asked: "Why are the zodiac signs much more popular than the zodiac signs, it stands to reason that the zodiac is something created by our ancestors, and it should be more popular than the zodiac signs!"
Duan Hanyan thought for a while and said with a smile: "That's because the name of the constellation is better than the zodiac." ”
The house asked, "Xiao Duan, why do you see that the name of the constellation is better than the zodiac?"
Duan Hanyan said with a smile: "Because when talking about horoscopes, you can say, I am Capricorn, I am Aquarius, and I am Gemini." But when talking about the zodiac, can you say, I'm a pig and I'm a dog?"
The crowd burst into laughter again.
Waiting for everyone's laughter to stop, Duan Hanyan suddenly asked Jiang Xin Qiuyue, "Qiuyue, I also want to know, what zodiac sign do you belong to?"
Jiang Xin Qiuyue raised her eyebrows and said with a smile: "I'm from Taurus." ”
As soon as her words fell, Duan Hanyan immediately gave a thumbs up and said, "Okay! Taurus is also very good! You belong to Taurus, so it's very good!"
Jiang Xin Qiuyue looked at Duan Hanyan in surprise and asked, "Ah, didn't you say that you haven't studied constellations?"
Duan Hanyan said, "Yes, I haven't studied it at all. ”
Jiang Xin Qiuyue felt even more strange, and asked again: "Then how do you know that Taurus is very good?"
Duan Hanyan smiled and said, "Although I haven't eaten pork, I've seen pigs running away." Although I have not studied the constellations, I have heard that Taurus is the most compatible zodiac sign for Capricorn! Many people say that these two constellations belong to the same earth sign, and they have the feeling of 'blood is thicker than water'. It seems that the two of us are really a pair made in heaven, a pair set by the earth. Isn't that bad, you say?"
Jiang Xin Qiuyue listened, although she still had a smile on her face, she waved her fist and said, "If you talk nonsense again, I will beat you to death with one punch!"
When Duan Hanyan heard this, he hurriedly smacked his tongue and said: "This is really 'beautiful women know martial arts, hooligans can't stand it, beautiful women can do kung fu, and robbers beat pigs'." This is absolutely not going to work! It's not my brother's blow! With your skills, if you don't knock me out of the with one punch, I'll be clean!"
The house is big and there is a lot of money, and I laughed out loud.
Jiang Xin Qiuyue was also hiding her mouth and secretly laughing.
After a long time, she sighed softly and said, "Alas, why is your face so thick? ”
Duan Hanyan didn't reply, as if he had suddenly discovered something, he touched his belly, touched his buttocks, and then shouted: "Oops! When it comes to shit, I really feel a little uncomfortable in my stomach and want to shit." ”
As soon as she heard this, Jiang Xin Qiuyue laughed out loud.
Duan Hanyan's face showed a painful look, and said, "There's no way, I can't control the sky and the earth, I can't control the shit and fart, I have to find a place to solve this matter." As the saying goes, people have three urgency, understand more. You wait here for me for a moment. ”
Before he could speak, his men had jumped up from their horses and ran up the low hill beside the road.
Duan Hanyan found a large granite rock next to a cedar forest, so he hid behind this stone and solved it.
I only heard the torrent surging in front of me, the thunder rolling in the back, and Duan Hanyan was pulling happily.
But at this time, Duan Hanyan suddenly heard the sound of people talking from the cedar forest behind him.
Duan Hanyan was taken aback, and he didn't know who it was that came to this place where birds don't at this time?