Chapter Eighty-Eight: Constellations
The house asked, "Qiuyue, how did you see that these people are from Tianzhu?"
Jiang Xin Qiuyue said: "I have seen a description of the Tianzhu people in a notebook novel called "Crossing the River Record", just like these nine people, wearing a turban called 'Durban' on their heads, a kind of shirt called 'Gulda' on their upper body, and a piece of cloth wrapped around their lower body, they call it 'Totti', and the wooden slippers on their feet are called 'toe clip drags'. Pen & Fun & Pavilion www.biquge.info"
Duan Hanyan listened to it and said with a smile: "Qiu Yue is right! I have also read this notebook novel, this book says, 'Juggling and stacking arhats is a cultural custom in Tianzhu, if there is no stacking arhats in life, it is like not eating vegetables when eating, like not putting salt when eating vegetables.' ’”
When Qian Duo heard this, he seemed to have completely forgotten the fright just now, and laughed loudly: "Haha! Damn! No wonder these nine birdmen stacked Arhats on the back of the elephant, and they turned out to be from Tianzhu Kingdom." I've also heard that people there eat with their right hand to grab rice, and their left hand is used to shit and wash their buttocks. Thus their faith is that their right hand is clean and their left hand is dirty. But I don't know if it's true?"
As soon as everyone heard this, they had already forgotten about the life-and-death battle that might have been on the verge of breaking out just now, and they immediately burst out laughing.
Duan Hanyan also smiled: "Then I also read it in the newspaper, saying that one of their wise kings is called what the name is, the name is too long, I can't remember it, and he said that he conquered eight countries with a pair of 'toe clips'." ”
The crowd burst into laughter again.
House Avenue: "But among the nine Tianzhu people, the one who shot was too fast, and I haven't even seen what kind of weapon he used." ”
Duan Hanyan said: "It seems that a knife is used, but I can't see what kind of knife it is." ”
Qian Duo thought for a while and said, "With my speed and strength just now, theoretically I can at least knock the top three people to the ground, but in fact I will definitely die a miserable death." ”
Duan Hanyan laughed and asked again, "What did they say to you when you ran over?"
Qian Duoduo thought for a while and said, "He asked me how old I am this year." I'll just say I'm twenty. ”
Duan Hanyan was surprised: "He asked you how old you are, is it that one of them has a daughter or sister and plans to marry you?"
Qian Duoduo laughed and said: "How can there be such a thing, with their dignity, even if they have a daughter or sister, it is estimated that no one will look at it." Kill me, and I won't want it!"
At this time, Jiang Xin Qiuyue also asked curiously, "Then what is the intention of them asking you this?"
Qian Duo smiled: "He asked me if I wanted to live to twenty-one, and if I wanted to, he would leave immediately with my head." Otherwise, I'll cut off my head with a knife. ”
Duan Hanyan asked, "Did you think you were sure that you could deal with them at that time?"
Qian Duo said: "I'm not sure at all, when I saw their faces, I almost threw up the overnight meal, but I was scared enough!"
The house interjected, "Then why don't you turn around and walk away, and instead go and fight these people?"
Qian Duo thought about it for a long time, and then seemed embarrassed to say, "I'm actually afraid that you will laugh at me." The taste of being laughed at by a friend is much more uncomfortable than the feeling of being killed by an enemy. ”
Duan Hanyan hurriedly said: "Brother, it's wrong for you to have this kind of thought, in other words, stay in the green mountains, don't be afraid of no firewood." It is also said that in life, there is nothing important except life and death. Visibility of the importance of life. We are brothers, and we are already close to each other, sharing weal and woe. Who's going to laugh at you?"
After Duan Hanyan finished speaking, he stared at the big house and asked, "Old Fang, will you laugh at him?"
The house hurriedly said: "I won't, but if he goes to die in vain, I will laugh at him." ”
Duan Hanyan looked at the lot of money again and said, "Look, no one will laugh at you at all." Therefore, next time if there is such a thing, you must remember that it is important to escape, and it is better to go. Got it?"
The house is big and the money is a lot, and they all nodded their heads again and again.
Duan Hanyan paused, and then continued: "If a person is alive, why should he care about these false names? Only people whose 'faces are thicker than the city walls and cannot be penetrated by swords and guns' can live for a long time. I learned this from the old fish. This is also what I admire most about the old fish. You're right?"
When everyone heard this, they couldn't stop laughing and nodded their heads again and again.
Jiang Xin Qiuyue was also laughing, she finally stopped the silver bell-like laughter, and suddenly asked, "What else did you learn from Lao Yu?"
Duan Hanyan thought for a while and said, "Lao Yu said that for those who care about you, the best way for you to repay him is to live well; ”
Everyone was thinking about this, and then they couldn't help but nod.
After a long time, Jiang Xin Qiuyue seemed to suddenly think of something, and said, "Hey! Those people came from Tianzhu just now. I heard that the constellations were also passed down from Tianzhu with Buddhist scriptures!"
Duan Hanyan smiled: "I haven't studied this much, so I don't know very well. ”
Jiang Xin Qiuyue smiled and said, "Xiao Duan, let me ask you, what zodiac sign are you?"
Duan Hanyan thought for a while and said, "I'm a Capricorn. ”
Jiang Xin Qiuyue smiled: "Capricorn is good." "Luoyang Jialanji" says: "To the Xintou River, on the west bank of the river, there is a big fish that comes out of the river." 'I saw a circular diagram of the 12 zodiac houses in the Great Sui Sutra, which marked Capricorn as the 10th house of the zodiac, east of Sagittarius and west of Aquarius. ”
Duan Hanyan heard this and laughed: "Qiu Yue, I didn't expect you to have a lot of research on constellations. In your opinion, what are the characteristics of people of this sign?"
Jiang Xin Qiuyue also smiled: "The biggest characteristic of Capricorn is practicality, strong, rational, enduring, and forbearing, but they are all synonymous with Capricorn!"
Duan Hanyan said "hehe" twice and said, "It seems to be pretty good! Then among the celebrities in the past, do you know who are Capricorns?"
Jiang Xin Qiuyue thought for a while and said, "I don't know much about this. I only know a few. ”
Duan Hanyan looked at Jiang Xin Qiuyue and smiled, "Oh, who are those people you are talking about?"
Jiang Xin Qiuyue said: "Anyway, there are a lot! For example, Su Dongpo, Han Yu, as well as Liu Heng, Emperor Guangwu, Tang Gaozu, and Song Zhezong, are all Capricorns." ”
Duan Hanyan said with a smile: "It seems that there are many celebrities who belong to Capricorn, and there is even Emperor Laozi." ”
At this time, the house suddenly said: "Hey, since Qiuyue knows the constellations so well, and I often hear people say that the constellations seem to have any lucky numbers, then I want to ask, what is the lucky number of Capricorn?"
Jiang Xin Qiuyue thought for a while and said, "As for the lucky numbers of Capricorn, I remember that it seems to be eight and sixteen, and twenty-six. He thought for a moment and asked again, "Brother Fang, are you also Capricorn?"
The house made a big "haha" and said: "Actually, I'm not sure, but a friend once told me that I am a Capricorn, or you can also give me a calculation to see what zodiac sign I belong to?"
Jiang Xin Qiuyue said: "Okay, then what day is your birthday?"
House Avenue: "My birthday is January 30 of the second year of Xuanhe. ”
Jiang Xin Qiuyue listened, tilted her head and calculated with her fingers for a long time before she said: "Brother Fang, then according to your birthday, you are a Sagittarius, not a Capricorn." ”
The house listened and laughed, "Haha! For so many years, I thought I was a Capricorn, but I didn't expect to be completely mistaken." In addition, I have heard that the ancients matched the twelve star houses with the twelve states, so what is the place where Sagittarius is matched?"
Jiang Xin Qiuyue didn't think about it, and immediately said: "Aquarius with Qingzhou, Capricorn with Yangzhou, shooter with Youzhou, Scorpio with Yuzhou......"
At this time, Duan Hanyan interjected: "Qiu Yue, although you say that Capricorn is very good! I read a poem written by Han Yu, called "Three Stars", saying: "On the birthday of my birth, the moon is in Nandou." The ox fights its horns, and the kei opens its mouth. The cow does not see the suitcase, and the bucket does not carry the wine syrup. Kei has a unique deity, and it stops beating all the time. It means that he is a Capricorn, and when the moon is in the night, Altair is shaking its horns, and Kei is opening its mouth wide. I don't see Altair pulling luxury cars, I don't see Dousu loading wine, only Keisu shows his gods, which makes his life turbulent. ”
Duan Hanyan thought for a while, and then continued: "There is also Su Dongpo, who said in "Dongpo Zhilin: Destiny" that Han Yu Capricorn is the body palace, and he himself is also based on Capricorn as his life, and he has a lot of slander in his life, and he is also the same disease! You see, he said that his life is not good, and he is destined to have a lot of slander in his life. ”