Chapter 13: The Wooden Man

Wan Qian quacked and asked, "Let me ask you, what kind of niece of yours has what conditions, and what kind of daughter is it?"

Yu Coaxing Immortal smiled: "Childe, the old body is called Luo Lingsi, my brother is called Luo Jiusheng, originally from Shaozhou, and was also a decent figure in officialdom. Pen "fun" pavilion www.biquge.info because the old brother was a scholar, arrogant, and now when he is frustrated, he has become eccentric, and he will not do anything else, and he is good at gambling, in the past few years, he has consumed a clean family business, and he is pretentious and high, and he is very good at vain, and he refuses to marry his daughter to ordinary people, nor does he want to be a concubine with others, saying that he wants to marry a large family. ”

When Wan Qi heard this, he laughed and said, "Oh, do you want me to marry her?" I can tell you the truth, I am a person with a wife, this is a family affair that my father ordered for me, and my father-in-law is the official of the Baoxin Army, which can ensure that I have a great future. You old fool, how could I marry such a down-and-out daughter as your niece?"

Yu coaxed the fairy and said: "Childe, the old man has an idea, which will not affect the future of the son, but also let the son hold the beauty." I wonder if Childe is willing to listen?"

Wan Qi croaked: "Say it quickly! Say it quickly! Don't be wordy!"

Yu coaxed the fairy and said: "Although my niece can't be casual, but the son can marry as a foreign house, also called a two-headed big." In this case, Childe didn't have to ask for Lingzun Lingtang's opinion, he just needed to buy a house outside to settle her. This brother of mine is also a man of a good name, but now he is poor and helpless, and the son can spend more silver taels, or he can impress him. Then he rolled his eyes and whispered: "And, when the son marries in the door, the raw rice has been cooked and cooked, everything is up to the son, and you can do whatever you want!"

Wan Qian listened to it and said with a smile: "You old thing, it's nonsense to talk to me so much, I haven't even seen the shadow of this Luo Yunxian." ”

Yu coaxed the fairy and said: "Childe, it is not difficult to see my niece." My niece is not only knowledgeable, virtuous, good at singing and dancing, smart and clever, but also has practiced martial arts since she was a child, and her martial arts are outstanding. I know that every afternoon, she will practice martial arts and sword practice in the pine forest under the Huiguang Temple in Yuelu Mountain. If the son wants to hug the beauty, he must work hard, and the old body will take you to see it secretly. Childe was satisfied, but discussed again. ”

Wan Qi heard that this girl can also do martial arts, and she is beautiful, and she can sing and dance, so versatile, but it is really a rare strange woman, she is already a little itchy, and hurriedly said: "Okay! I will believe you old thing once! If you dare to lie and lie to me, when there is no such person, I will definitely beat you to crawl." ”

Yu coaxed the fairy and said: "Okay! If the old body has half a lie, let the son fight! But if the son takes a fancy to it, he must thank me as a matchmaker." ”

Wan Qian croaked: "If it's really that good, your media is indispensable." Then tomorrow, when you come here, I will prepare a sedan chair and take me to see it!"

The fish coaxed the fairy to agree, so he got off the boat, took a sedan chair, and came to the original garden.

As soon as he entered the door, he saw all the people sitting in the hall.

Du Shenfei saw the fish coaxing immortal, and hurriedly asked: "Old fish, have you gained anything from your trip?"

Yu Coaxing Immortal recounted all the words he had said to Wan Qi Quack, and said with a smile: "Tomorrow at noon, I only need Qiu Yue to dance a sword in the pine forest under Yuelu Mountain, and I will take this Wan Qi Quack to take a sneak look, and that's it." ”

Du Shenfei smiled: "Is it that simple?"

Yu Coaxing Immortal smiled: "As for what Qiu Yue wants to do, it's that simple. ”

Du Shenfei asked: "Then how do you get this silver two in your hands, and how to make the next move?"

Yu Coaxing Immortal said: "When we arrive, we have to go to the Bahe Village under this Huiguang Temple to rent a house and pretend to be Luo Jiusheng's home." Tomorrow, I will arrange for Bian Xiaoxia to go with Guang'an. He also had to ask Ah Le to pretend to be middle-aged and pretend to be Luo Jiusheng. The next step is to wait until the day when Wan Qi gets married, and then use Ah Le's wooden man. ”

Duan Hanyan said with a smile: "Haha! Old fish, do you want Ah Le's wooden man to marry this Wan Qi?"

Yu Coaxed Immortal laughed and said, "That's exactly what I mean, I have to have someone to marry him." ”

Duan Hanyan laughed and said, "If you use a wooden person, it really meets the requirements of this quack." Cherry small mouth apricot kernel eyes, crescent eyebrows fairy face, no tantrum and no blame, no gossip in the four doors. ”

The crowd burst into laughter, and the matter was discussed. Yu coaxed the fairy to ask Wu Zile to move out his wooden man and choose a slimmer one. I saw Wu Zile move out of the room seven or eight, these wooden people are tall, short, fat and thin, Wu Zile picked a tall, more delicately shaved one, the engine was turned off, this wooden man immediately walked around the hall, like a real person.

Du Shenfei said: "Then you have to paint her face and wear a set of clothes." ”

Yang Yusi immediately said, "I'll go get my dress for her to wear!" She immediately ran back to her room to get her clothes, put them on the wooden man, and then instructed Wan Rattle to be responsible for drawing cherry mouths, apricot eyes, and crescent eyebrows.

Wu Zile brought out two wooden people at this time, only to see these two wooden people, one looked like a monk, wearing a monk's hat, wearing a sea green monk dress with a three-treasure collar, wearing straw sandals, one hand standing on his chest, and the other hand holding a bowl that was also cut from wood; the other was dressed as a Taoist priest, wearing a purple yang scarf, wearing a Fang Shuo suit, stepping on a pair of bast shoes, his left index finger was bent to his chest, making a gesture of one qi and three clears, and his right hand was holding a Yuan Scoop.

Wu Zaile lifted the wooden monk's clothes, opened a lid from behind with a key, and saw a bamboo tube exposed in the cover, Wu Zaile shouted three times to this bamboo tube, and said: "Nan no Amitabha! He lifted the clothes of the wooden Taoist priest again, also opened the lid, and shouted to the bamboo tube: "Fusheng Immeasurable Heavenly Venerable!

Everyone was puzzled, and looked at what the hell he was doing?

Yang Yuyan saw it and asked with a smile: "Old fish, if you are such a monk and a Taoist priest, and you still hold a bowl and a ladle in your hand, will you still go out to make a fate?"

Wu Zile smiled: "Can't it?"

Yang Yusi, who was circling around these two wooden figures, also said, "Is it possible?"

Wu Zaile twisted the armpits of the two wooden men a few times, and everyone was immediately surprised to find that the two wooden men could not only walk, but also talk while walking.

You see, this wooden monk is holding a bowl and walking slowly, and he says, "There is no Amitabha Buddha in the south!

This wooden Taoist priest held a fate scoop, and while moving forward, he kept saying: "Fusheng Immeasurable Heavenly Venerable!

These two wooden men can not only speak, but also speak very clearly and clearly!

When they saw this, they laughed and were amazed.