Wu Zile said with a smile: "Lao Yu's dress, although he is a half-old, he is still like a teenager." Pen × fun × Pavilion www. ｂｉｑｕｇｅ。 ｉｎｆｏ”

The crowd laughed again.

Yu Coaxing Fairy also looked in front of the mirror, and also stroked the hair hanging down with his hand, pointed his throat, learned the voice of a woman, and said with a smile: "Although the old body is a little plump, it is still at the age of a wolf and a tiger, and it is indeed still charming. ”

Duan Hanyan laughed and said, "Haha! I just hope you go, then what Wan Qiao is looking at is you!"

The first over the wall listened to it, and laughed: "That's really wonderful! haha!"

Yu Coaxing Immortal smiled: "This is more convenient, if you have this kind of habit, the silver will come more easily!" and said: "Tomorrow, I will go to see it alone, and then I will ask Qiu Yue to show up." It's just that Qiu Yue is gone, and you can't wear your signature red clothes, change to a different color, and you can't bring your sword with you. ”

Jiang Xin Qiuyue agreed.

The next day, Yuluxian hired a sedan chair and asked someone to carry it to the riverside where the Wanqiu painting boat was located.

I saw Wan Qi croaking the painting boat, the canopy window is elegant and clean, the oil curtain of the Zhu column, very neat, the sheng song is pleasant, the fragrance is spread in the nose, and the laughter is joyful. When the fish coaxed fairy came to the boat, several guards stood by the river with swords, and when they saw the fish coaxing fairy, one of them asked sharply: "You old woman who doesn't know whether to live or die, where did you come from? What are you doing here? Do you want to find death?"

Yu Coaxed Immortal pretended to be a woman's voice with a sharp voice, and said with a smile: "This eldest brother, I am a distant relative of Wan Qi Gongzi, I heard that Gongzi paid a lot of money to buy concubines here, although he also got one or twenty girls, but he didn't like it." The old man has a good niece, who looks like a flower and jade, and he came to flatter his son and introduce my niece to his son. I hope this big brother will be introduced!" As soon as Yu Coaxed the Immortal finished speaking, he took out a dozen taels of silver and handed it to the guard, and said with a smile: "A few big brothers, take it to buy a bowl of tea to drink." ”。

When these people saw so many silver taels, they immediately smiled, and one of them went on the boat to report.

Sure enough, after a while, the man walked out and said to the fish fairy, "You go in!

Yu coaxing the fairy smiled and said: "Thank you for this big brother! There will be a retribution after the deed!" After that, he got on the boat, and saw that there was a general home in this boat hall, with complete furniture, red carpet on the floor, yellow silk hanging on the wall, embroidered mattress brocade, elegant furnishings, and luxurious decoration.

In the middle of the soft chair sat the prodigal boy Wan Qiquack, surrounded by seven or eight young girls with open breasts and exposed breasts, all of them delicate, like flowers and flowers, like jade and fragrant.

When Wan Qi saw the fish coaxing immortal, he lifted Erlang's legs and asked, "Who are you old woman, how can you say that you are related to me?"

The fish coaxed the fairy to salute, and said in a sharp voice: "Childe, although we are not relatives now. But if Childe wants my niece, he will be a relative in the future. ”

Wan Qian croaked and asked, "Oh, where is your niece now?"

Yu Coaxing Immortal did not answer his words, but said: "I heard that Gongzi's eyes are too high, although he has picked many girls, but none of them are satisfied. According to the old body, these women beside Gongzi are just rouge and vulgar powder, ordinary appearance, oops, but one is really uglier than the other. ”

The girls beside Wan Qi heard the words of Yu Coaxing Immortal, and they all glared angrily one by one.

Wan Qi croaked and asked, "Oh, you dare to talk nonsense like that, but be careful that I beat you to crawl!"

Yu Coaxing Fairy ignored him, but asked, "But I don't know what kind of girl Childe likes?"

Wan Qian thought for a while and said, "Tell you this old thing, the girl I like, the cherry small mouth apricot kernel eyes, crescent eyebrows and fairy face, no tantrums and no weirdness, no gossip in the four doors." ”

Yu Coaxing Immortal smiled: "Childe, if you want to pick such a good girl, my niece Luo Yunxian can't get her wish, but it's a pity that the value is too high, I'm afraid that Childe can't afford this price." ”

Wan Qi listened to this, and said angrily: "You old thing, dare to look down on the master." Be careful that I beat you up! If there is really a good one, what price can your master not afford? But I am afraid that you old thing does not have such a niece who is worthy of my bid. ”

The fish coaxed the fairy and said: "You birdman, scold well! Then I'll make you look good. But he said: "I really don't tell my son, my niece is really like a fairy descending to earth, with the appearance of Xizi and Mink Zen, and she can't say enough about her beauty." I can assure you that you've never seen a girl as good-looking as him. These girls around you, if compared to her, are really mud on the ground compared to white clouds in the sky. ”

The girls were full of anger again, but they didn't dare to attack, hoping that this quack would be like his mantra, and immediately beat the old woman to crawl all over the ground.

But this Wan Qian shook his head and said, "You old thing dare to say such big things, do you really know such a woman? Don't blame me for not warning you in advance, if you dare to coax me, I will beat you up!"

Yu coaxed the fairy and hurriedly said: "Childe, the old man is a native of this city, even if there is a bold son, he will not dare to coax the son of an adult." It's true, the old body really has such a niece. ”

Wan Qi croaked and said: "If it is really as good as you say, I will tell you old thing, no matter how much it costs, I can afford it." I'm afraid that you old thing is talking big words, and you have no real name. You can bring it to me first!"

Yu Coaxing Fairy still raised his voice and said with a smile: "The son wants to see, so I have to go to the old bustard's house in the Qinglou to see enough." My niece is a pure white family, and even if she starves to death, she will not be willing to give it to others casually like a thing. ”

Wan Qi croaked and said: "You old thing, can't I send you to show her if I call your master?"

Yu coaxed the fairy and said: "Childe, you don't need to send it to her in person." There is only one condition, if the son is willing to agree, the old body dares to be this middle-aged person, and he can naturally invite the girl out to meet the child. If Childe doesn't agree, I'm afraid that Childe will find a girl like my niece from childhood to old age, and from old age to the next life. ”

Wan Qi scolded: "You old thing is talking nonsense, I don't believe you." ”

Yu Coaxing Immortal knew that he couldn't lower his posture too much for this kind of person, otherwise, it would only make him despise, and when he heard this, he immediately said: "Since Childe doesn't believe it, please go find it slowly." The old body is inconvenient to disturb any longer, and it is in vain to say goodbye!" as soon as he finished speaking, he immediately turned around and walked out.

As soon as he walked to the door, he didn't expect Wan Qi to shout behind him: "Slow down, slow down!

Yu Coaxed Fairy turned around and pretended to be puzzled and asked, "Is there anything else wrong with Childe?"

Wan Qian quacked and asked, "Come! Come on!"

When Yu Coaxed Fairy saw that there was a play, he was really not polite, and walked over and sat on a chair.