Chapter 21: Mom is back

The stone-throwing thug patted his head, how did he recognize such a boss? Tainyima was stupid and didn't say anything.

"You want to take revenge on me?" Yang Guangdu said.

"Nonsense, I don't take revenge on you, what am I standing here playing, are you here to play with you?" Li Yi said angrily and funny.

"Tell me, how the hell are you going to get revenge. Yang Guangdu said a little righteously.

Li Yi smiled again and said, "This, it's really simple." ”

That stone-throwing thug is really going crazy, what kind of boss he recognizes, he actually asks others how to take revenge, according to my estimate, the People's Bank of China gave him a loan to treat this IQ can't be cured.

"Since you asked me, let's make it simpler, and call up your little gangsters, I look upset. Li Yi said.

"Get up, get up soon, or you'll be beaten again in a moment. "After our many discoveries, we finally discovered the advantage of Yang Guangdu - that is, he has a loud voice.

When the thugs heard the first sentence, they didn't think so, they were fine, they happened to be a little injured, and they lay on the ground to rest for a while.

But when they heard that they were going to be beaten, whether they were seriously injured or light, they didn't want to rest for a while, and they all got up.

Who wants to be beaten again, unless you're stupid, or you're masochistic.

Li Yi thought for a while and said, "How can revenge be fun and have the demeanor of my Li Yi?"

With it, a thought flew out of Li Yi's mind.

"Tell you to listen to me, and set me up. Li Yi shouted.

And there was not one of them who did not listen.

"Since you are all obedient, I will give you a simple task. Li Yi said with a smile.

When this group of thugs heard the simple task, they almost jumped up without joy.

"Listen, I'll tell you, I'll find a few pieces of paper in a moment, ask for cardboard, and write ...... on them"

"Listen, I'll only say this once, not a second time. How many of you are there?" Li Yi said.

Yang Guangdu hurriedly snapped his fingers and said, "There are five of us." ”

Five people, this is a bit difficult to do, "Wait a minute, let me think about it." ”

"Listen, I'll just say it once, find five pieces of cardboard, write Yang Guangdu stupid on them, write a word on each one, arrange them in order, give me an hour here, I'll leave those five pieces of cardboard here, wait for me to come and see it tomorrow night, if I can't see it, one person and one foot, do you understand?"

None of these thugs answered.

Li Yi shouted loudly again: "Did you hear that?"

"I hear you. The thugs' voices trembled a little.

"You, just you, that's what I'm talking about. Li Yi pointed to the little gangster who was holding the iron rod just now and said.

"I ...... What's wrong with me?" the little thug was a little scared.

"Looking at the way you looked just now, it seems that you were distracted, what did I just say?" Li Yi said with a serious pretend.

"I just said, let's take a few pieces of cardboard and hold them up. ”

"How many, is it one, or two?" Li Yi said.

"It seems like four. The little thug thought for a moment and said.

Li Yi was a little speechless, and it wasn't a teacher's lecture, what was boring, not to mention that I was quite serious, what could I be distracted by.

Li Yi kicked him lightly as punishment, but the difference between a cultivator and an ordinary person is big, and this kick can make that little gangster hurt for a long time.

"Take care of it for me, if I can't see these words tomorrow morning, you can transfer schools, and I'll see a kick in the future." ”

"It can definitely be done. Yang Guangdu said sadly.

"By the way, I see that you have made a promise, and I will remind you that it seems that there is an old woman who collects waste every morning at 5 o'clock, and if she picks it up, I will also see it kicked once. Li Yi smiled and said.

"Li Yi, Li Yi, you can wait for me!" Chen Ming shouted from behind.

"Forgot about you, hehe!" Li Yi smiled.

"Li Yi, are you a cultivator?" Chen Ming said.

"Yes, if you hadn't beaten them, what's wrong?" Li Yi couldn't understand why Chen Ming asked him this.

"Li Yi, I also want to cultivate the truth. Chen Ming said firmly.

"By the way, how do you know that I am really. ”

"Damn, is there another drawback of cultivation that is forgetfulness? You told me at noon, and you asked me if I practiced or not, don't tell me you forgot. ”

"Uh. After Chen Ming's reminder, Li Yi remembered that he would forget something if he had been cultivating for too long!

"Boy, it's not a big problem, it's a problem that just appeared when you just cultivated, it will be better in the future, don't worry. Wuji's voice appeared in Li Yi's ears again.

"What, I practiced all afternoon and forgot a little, but now I remember it again. Li Yi smiled.

"Li Yi, I also want to cultivate the truth. ”

"Xiuzhen, it's not that I don't want to teach you, it's that you don't have any chances, and your age is a little too big. ”

"However, you are not the same age as mine, why can you and I can?" Chen Ming said puzzled.

"My opportunities are no longer something ordinary people can imagine, but you can't compare with me. Li Yi smiled and said.

"Boy, who said he can't cultivate the truth, although he is not as talented as you, but he can be regarded as a good helper, just promise him. Wuji's voice appeared in Li Yi's ears again.

"Promise him, but what do I teach him?" Li Yi didn't know how to teach him!

"Didn't I say a mantra at noon, can't you teach him?" Wuji is about to let Li Yi be defeated, this ...... I just don't remember!

"Li Yi, then I really can't cultivate the truth?" Chen Ming's tone was a little regretful.

"Wait a minute, don't talk yet, let me think about it, it seems a little possible. ”

"Wow! Great, there's hope, if I can cultivate the truth, I must worship you as the boss. Chen Ming said happily.

"Be quiet and let me think about it. ”

"Old man, can you say it again? It's been a bit long since I've been cultivating, and I've forgotten everything I've done today. ”

"Hey, forget it, I'll say it again!"

Wuji said it to Li Yi again.

"Chen Ming, I thought about it, it seems to be really possible, but it's also a bit unlikely, hey, why are you so silent?"

"Boss, what the hell is it? Say it quickly!" Chen Ming was a little impatient.

"How did I become your boss?" Li Yi said.

"Oh, this doesn't matter, let's talk about what it is!" Chen Ming's mood at the moment didn't know how to describe it, yes, there were too many moods, not to describe it with pen and ink.

"I can teach you to cultivate the truth, but ......" Before Li Yi's words were finished, Chen Ming hugged him.

"Boss, you're so good, I'll help you even if it's the boss pickling girl in the future. Chen Ming said happily.

What a living treasure! I was so happy before I finished speaking.

"Stop, I'm not done yet. Li Yi said.

"Ah, what is there left unfinished?" Chen Ming said.

"I taught you, it's not that you will cultivate the truth......" Li Yi's words were not finished, and Chen Ming spoke.

"Ah, can't you cultivate the truth?" Chen Ming said with a little regret.

"I'm not done yet!

"Ah, it's not said yet, so it means that there is still a turning point. Chen Ming was happy again.

Hey, I'm really convinced, how many years will it take him to learn not to interrupt others when they are talking?

"There is still a turning point, but it's not big, you have to have a little chance, and it's a big opportunity, so that you can learn to cultivate the truth thoroughly, before you encounter a big opportunity, you have to recite this mantra skillfully every day, this mantra can make you physically fit, and it provides a great assistance for you to complete the cultivation when you encounter a big opportunity. "These words were all told to me by Wuji just now, and they seem to be a bit messy.

"It's a bit confusing to hear it, but I understand one thing, that is, I can only step into my own path of cultivation when I encounter a big opportunity. ”

"It's pretty much that you need to recite the mantra every day before you have a big opportunity, but it will help you get fit. Li Yi said.

"Okay, then you tell me the mantra to live in the truth, and the rest is waiting for my big opportunity. Chen Ming said happily.

No matter how you say it, you can also cultivate the truth, and you can count half of the cultivators, so you don't have to be afraid of those ordinary people.

"Then I'll tell you the mantra, don't tell anyone about it, not even your parents, even if you do, they won't believe it, and they will think you're playing tricks on them. ”

"Don't worry, who am I, don't you know yet?"

Next, Li Yi told Chen Ming the formula.

"By the way, Chen Ming, how did I become your boss?"

"Have you forgotten, didn't I say before, as long as you teach me to cultivate the truth, I will worship you as my boss. ”

"Oh, I was thinking about how to get you to cultivate the truth, but I didn't hear you. ”

"Chen Ming, see you in class tomorrow, don't forget to recite it every day!"

"Got it, Boss. Chen Ming smiled and went home.

"Boss, five pieces of cardboard have been found, and they will be written immediately. A thug said to Yang Guangdu.

"Damn,, I'll have to stand at the school gate with these cardboards in a while. Yang Guangdu said a little angrily.

"Boss, we can just put those cardboards on the ground instead of standing, and that's it. The thug said.

"Pretty smart, isn't it? ”

"It's all cultivated by Brother Guangdu. The thug laughed.

"By the way, what if there really is that old woman who collects waste?" Yang Guangdu was still a little worried about being kicked.

"Why don't we send a younger brother to watch? ”

"I didn't expect how talented I was, and what smart people I could cultivate. Yang Guangdu smiled happily.

In this way, without Li Yi knowing, Yang Guangdu's little gangsters wanted to be lazy, so they didn't stand anywhere holding cardboard.

Li Yi stood at the door of the house, full of emotion, it is better to have my own home, there is a beautiful woman waiting for me in the house, life is so wonderful, too tasteful.

Li Yi opened the door, took off his shoes, and placed them next to a pair of shoes.

Li Yi walked to the door of his room and was about to push the door in, when a voice frightened Li Yi.

"Son, it's back. Of course, this voice is Li Yi's mother!

Damn, why did I forget, Li Lu's shoes let me put them in the shoe cabinet, so the shoes at the door must not be Li Lu's, why did I forget it?

I'm still a little too stupid to think that these shoes are my mother's.

"Mom, I'm back. Li Yi shouted stubbornly.

"I'm cooking, you can do your homework in the room first!"

Li Yi immediately pushed open the door, if Li Lu let his mother find out, I don't know how much trouble it would be, but listening to my mother's meaning, I shouldn't have seen Li Lu.

"Li Lu, Li Lu, it's me, Li Yi, you come out quickly!" Li Yi whispered.

A little white rabbit with a snow-white body came out from under the bed.

After the little white rabbit turned into a human form, he said: "Li Yi, scared me to death, at the beginning someone opened the door, I thought it was you back, so I ran out, but as soon as I saw that it was your mother, I turned into a little white rabbit and hid under the bed." ”

"Then did my mother find out about you?" Li Yi is most concerned about whether his mother found out about Li Lu, so he has a good psychological preparation!

"I don't think I found it. ”

"Oh, you're in a hurry to kill me, did you find it or didn't you find it?"

"Oh, I didn't find it. ”

Li Yi breathed a sigh of relief, it's good that he didn't find it, if he found out, he didn't know how much trouble he would have.

"Son, the meal is ready, hurry up and come out to eat. Li Yi's mother shouted outside.

"We'll eat later, I'll bring the food over in a while, and we'll eat together." ”

"Okay, okay. ”

Li Yi walked out of the room, walked to the dining table and said: "Mom, although we don't study at night now, the Education Bureau does not stipulate the amount of homework, our teacher left a lot of homework in order to keep us from wasting our spare time, I am afraid that I will not be able to finish my homework, so I will pick up some dishes and go to my room to eat." ”

"If you're too tired from studying, take a break and study again. Li Yi's mother advised.

It would be nice if you said that you were too tired to study and wouldn't study, Li Yi thought.

Li Yi sandwiched a little bit in each dish, took two pairs of chopsticks and was about to go back to the room.

"Son, what are you doing with so many chopsticks?" Li Yi's mother couldn't figure it out.

"I'm ......" Li Yi thought hard, so that he could make up something.