"Li Lu, Li Lu, it's me, Li Yi, you come out quickly!" Li Yi whispered.

A little white rabbit with a snow-white body came out from under the bed.

After the little white rabbit turned into a human form, he said: "Li Yi, scared me to death, at the beginning someone opened the door, I thought it was you back, so I ran out, but as soon as I saw that it was your mother, I turned into a little white rabbit and hid under the bed." ”

"Then did my mother find out about you?" Li Yi is most concerned about whether his mother found out about Li Lu, so he has a good psychological preparation!

"I don't think I found it. ”

"Oh, you're in a hurry to kill me, did you find it or didn't you find it?"

"Oh, I didn't find it. ”

Li Yi breathed a sigh of relief, it's good that he didn't find it, if he found out, he didn't know how much trouble he would have.

"Son, the meal is ready, hurry up and come out to eat. Li Yi's mother shouted outside.

"We'll eat later, I'll bring the food over in a while, and we'll eat together." ”

"Okay, okay. ”

Li Yi walked out of the room, walked to the dining table and said: "Mom, although we don't study at night now, the Education Bureau does not stipulate the amount of homework, our teacher left a lot of homework in order to keep us from wasting our spare time, I am afraid that I will not be able to finish my homework, so I will pick up some dishes and go to my room to eat." ”

"If you're too tired from studying, take a break and study again. Li Yi's mother advised.

It would be nice if you said that you were too tired to study and wouldn't study, Li Yi thought.

Li Yi sandwiched a little bit in each dish, took two pairs of chopsticks and was about to go back to the room.

"Son, what are you doing with so many chopsticks?" Li Yi's mother couldn't figure it out.

"I'm ......" Li Yi thought hard, so that he could make up something.

"I'm afraid that there will be any pens and water on the chopsticks, so I have to take another pair of chopsticks, which will be a lot of trouble!" Li Yi wiped the cold sweat on his head.

Fortunately, I was witty and clever and made up this reason, otherwise I would have been exposed.

"Oh, I see, it's okay, you go to eat quickly, it won't taste good if it's cold for a while. Li Yi's mother said.

Li Yi walked to the room with the food.

"Alright, it's time to eat. Li Yi said with a smile.

"Okay, okay, but Li Yi, why did you just take a bowl of rice?" Li Lu asked puzzled.

"What's wrong?" Li Yi hadn't reacted yet.

"Li Yi, there are two of us, but you only took a bowl of rice. Li Lu said.

"A bowl of rice, what's wrong?" Li Yi hadn't reacted yet.

Li Lu patted his head, not knowing what else to say.

Li Yi looked at himself, and then at Li Lu, as if he thought of something. That's right, I only took a bowl of rice, but there are two people, how to divide it?

"Li Lu, why don't you eat first?" Li Yi smiled apologetically.

"Heaven, earth, he finally understood. Li Lu shouted.

Suddenly, Li Lu's mouth was covered, and the person who covered Li Lu's mouth was Li Yi.

"Shhhh Li Yi said.

Li Yi looked at the door of the room and saw if his mother could come, but Li Lu didn't speak.

"If you don't hear it, you won't be allowed to speak so loudly in the future, just say a word when you hear it. ”

Still no movement.

"Ahh

"Why are you biting me?" asked Li Yi.

"Didn't you say that I would say something when I heard it, but you covered my mouth and I couldn't speak, but I wanted you to know, so I had to do that. Li Lu said helplessly.

Li Yi couldn't say anything, because she covered her mouth and let her speak, so she could only suffer a dumb loss.

"Son, what's wrong, is there anything wrong?" Li Yi's mother's voice floated in from outside the room.

"It's okay, it's okay, it's just that today's homework is twice as much as yesterday, and I'm a little surprised. Li Yi said loudly.

"It's okay. ”

Li Yi breathed a sigh of relief, "Why don't you eat this bowl of rice first?"

"What about you?" asked Li Lu.

"When you're done, I'll take another bowl of rice to eat, but I'll have to leave me some food. Li Yi smiled and said.

"Okay, so be it. ”

When Li Lu finished eating and Li Yi took another bowl, Li Yi was thinking about a question, is this considered an indirect kiss?

Hey, no matter, let's fill my stomach first.

Li Yi ate all the rest of the dishes and the rice.

Walking to the door of the kitchen with a plate, how can I tell my mother? If I couldn't eat so much food before, it would be troublesome to have one more person, I would have known that I wouldn't have let her come, forget it, who let her be my future woman!

Walking into the kitchen and seeing his mother washing the dishes, Li Yi put the plate in his hand next to him.

"Son, I remember that you didn't eat a lot of food before, why did you eat so much at once today, can your stomach stand it?"

Li Yi really wanted to say that the amount of food today was the same as before, but there were more people and more mouths in my room.

But Li Yi didn't dare to say that, if he said that, he didn't know what kind of huge trouble it could cause.

"What's that, I have a gym class today, and I'm a little tired, so eat more in the evening. Li Yi admires himself a little, his ability to make up nonsense is getting stronger and stronger, it seems that Xiuzhen can really improve any ability!

"Stinky boy, don't rely on everything on Xiuzhen, your ability to make up nonsense is something you have, and it has nothing to do with Xiuzhen. Wuji's voice appeared in Li Yi's ears again.

"Well, it's not the credit of Xiuzhen. Li Yi admitted sadly.

When he returned to his room and saw Li Lu cultivating, what should he do? A question came up.

Who will write homework, I don't have so much extra time to write homework for you, it's a big deal if I don't hand in my homework tomorrow, I will be punished by the teacher for standing, and I won't listen to the class anyway.

Wuji was a little confused, student, isn't he just living to finish his homework, isn't a cultivator living just to cultivate, this kid is really a wonder. When students don't write homework, become cultivators, and don't cultivate, Wuji doesn't know what to say.

What should I do now? Why don't you look at the cultivation of beautiful women, a thought came out of the depths of Li Yi's mind.

Li Yi was lying on the bed like this, watching Li Lu sitting in cultivation, which had a special flavor.

"Li Yi, what are you doing?" Li Lu made Li Yi look a little unsure of what to do.

"Look at the beautiful women. Li Yi said casually.

"What?" Li Lu had just finished cultivating, and he didn't hear clearly.

"Oh, nothing, rest for a while. Li Yi smiled and said.

"You can rest and rest, look at what I am doing, I thought I was wrong in my cultivation, and I didn't know what to do. Li Lu complained.

"What's the matter, the beauties won't let you see it, look at what else you kid can do. Wuji's voice appeared in Li Yi's ears again.

"Then what do you think I can do?" Li Yi asked rhetorically.

"Although your body is a bit special, and you are stronger than others if you don't cultivate, you can't rely on this all the time, you should seize all the time to cultivate, so that you will have the ability to protect yourself. ”

"Oops, I forgot that I can still cultivate, just looking at beautiful women. ”

After a period of Wuji's teaching, Li Yi began his cultivation journey again.

"Son, what time is it, why haven't you slept yet?" Li Yi's mother's words rang in Li Yi's ears again.

"Mom, I just finished my homework and went to bed right away. Li Yi said.

"Go to bed early, go to bed early and wake up early, it's good for your body. ”

Li Yi pushed Li Lu, but Li Lu still didn't respond, Li Yi pushed again, but still didn't respond.

This...... Shouldn't it be that I fell asleep while cultivating?

I thought I was a little weird, but I didn't expect there to be an even more strange one here.

The beauties are asleep, and if they do something, they will be a little sorry for the Wuji in their bodies.

"Stinky boy, what do you want to do, what does it have to do with me, and I'm sorry for me, there's nothing wrong with your head, right?"

"Of course not, as for why I'm sorry for you, you didn't say before that if you want to find a woman, you can't find someone like a flower, I'm your heir, so isn't it a little sorry for your name. Li Yi swore and said.

Wuji really didn't want to say anything, this kid just remembered those side branches and leaves, and he taught him the mantra at noon, he didn't remember it, he remembered the unimportant words he said at noon, so Wuji didn't say anything.

What's better? Li Yi didn't think of what he should do.

After a long time, Li Yi finally thought of it, can you kiss it, can't you still touch it.

Li Yi was about to kiss it, but just as he was about to kiss the red lips, a voice almost scared Li Yi to death.

"Son, they all said to go to bed quickly, why don't you sleep yet? If you want to sleep lazy, it's impossible. "Everyone must know who the owner of this voice is, it is Li Yi's mother.

It's a pity that you don't give it a try, why call me at this time.

"That, I'm going to sleep right away, what's the hurry?" Li Yi said.

Li Yi pushed Li Lu again, but helplessly, Li Lu still didn't move.

"Old man, is there anything you can do to wake her up?"

Wuji laughed twice and said, "Of course it's gone, how can it not be." ”

"Old man, share it quickly, otherwise you won't be able to get up tomorrow. ”

"Boy, it's actually very simple, it's up to you to do it or not. Wuji said with a smile.

"Nonsense, how can I not do it, I still want to sleep, not to mention that I don't want my mother to teach me a lesson. ”

"There are two ways, the first is to catch her Mimi, to ensure that it has an effect, and she will definitely wake up. Wuji couldn't help it and laughed.

"It seems like a good idea, and I can still take advantage of it, but it would be bad if it was backlashed, and I am a decent gentleman, how can I do such a thing, and only a womanizer like you can come up with this way. ”

"Chromophobia, too. ”

Li Yi didn't say anything, because one day he would say this sentence, and if Wuji said anything more, it would be tragic for him.

"Old man, let's stop arguing with you, let's talk about the second method, I still don't think the first one is suitable for me. Li Yi touched his head and said.

"Well, in fact, the second type will also cause a rebound, but the size of the rebound is up to you. ”

"Don't talk about those useless ones, or my mother will train me again in a while. ”

"The second method is what girls use - pinch, understood?"

"You're asking me to wake her up?" asked Li Yi with some suspicion.

"Bingo. ”

"Old man, I doubt that you are sealed or not, how do you know modern words?" Li Yi had thought about this question before, but he didn't understand it.

"Didn't I read your whole life, to put it simply, I learned from you. Li Yi's question was finally solved.

Pinch her, according to her character, will I be hurt a lot?

It seems that I don't even know all about her character, I only know that she loves to eat delicious food, and she must learn more about it in the future, and the effect is simply too great.

Li Yi began his own ideological struggle. Pinch, once it gets a big backlash, you may have your blood directly emptied, and you will be killed in seconds. If you don't pinch, you have to face 1 can't sleep, and 2 you have to be taught a lesson by your mother for a while.

It's such a difficult multiple-choice question, I should find the top student in the class to solve it, what should I choose.