Chapter 778: Merry Cow, Cultural Cow
Ma Wangye scolded him for scolding, but he didn't pay attention to it, every time he scolded, the face of the princess behind him darkened.
Sure enough, this horse-faced princess is really in love with the Mighty Bull Demon King!
It is the so-called, the woman is the one who pleases herself, although the princess of the horse face is a horse, but she is also a mare, no, it is a female horse, no, it is a woman, yes, it is a woman, and I also hope that her husband is a hero of the world, and the image of the heroic cow of the demon king of the strong cow is obviously very in line with the imagination of the princess of the horse face.
Just imagine, when the cow you love says something that despises you, the pain is like being stabbed in the heart, and then, my old father tells the truth and stabs him a few more times!
Ma Wangye was rough, and he never paid attention to his daughter's thoughts, and after scolding, he raised a sharp fork to fight with the Mighty Bull Demon King.
Who knew that the Mighty Bull Demon King suddenly jumped out of the battle circle and shouted: "Horse demon, fight and fight, but this king still wants to say a word about you, the disaster will not hurt your family, you see that this king is unhappy, although he greets, this king should respond, but you kidnapped this king's aunt, it will be a little unrighteous!"
The bull demon king's bull's eyes are very poisonous, don't look at the appearance of just a few words, but he has swept the camp of the opposite horse prince several times, and sure enough, in the middle of a group of horse demons, he found the bull demon Niu Jiu of his Bull Demon Mountain, and the little lady crying beside Niu Jiu.
This little lady is born with a beautiful face and moon appearance, but she is beautiful, but she is more delicate, she has to gasp three times when she cries, and her body is also thinner.
It's just that the Mighty Bull Demon King is just like this, seeing his aunt crying like this, his heart and liver are broken, thinking that his old cow is a pity for the jade, and immediately spoke for his aunt.
Sure enough, the Bull Demon King finished speaking, and the crying little lady couldn't help but look at the Bull Demon King a few more times.
It's just flirting, yes, it's flirting!
I didn't think about it, the Mighty Bull Demon King is also a master of teasing girls, no wonder he can make a Bull Demon City alone, it is certain that there is more than one illegitimate cow of the Mighty Bull Demon King in the Bull Demon City.
Back to the conversation, the Mighty Bull Demon King played a heroic game, but the prince of Ma hated it so much that his eyes were upside down.
What do you say?
Flirting with his aunt in front of the Mighty Bull Demon King is only one of them, and temporarily changing his title, calling him the horse prince a horse demon is another one!
As a demon king, it's good to pay attention to a face, the call of the horse demon and the horse demon is too ordinary, and there are no characteristics at all, which really doesn't reflect that the horse demon is his horse prince!
"What a bull demon, do I have to skewer you into a beef skewer today?"
Under the combination of two and two, Ma Wang Ye hated his heart, shook the sharp fork, and forked forward, and the sharp fork rose in the wind, becoming ten thousand zhang long, ten times longer than the law of the Mighty Bull Demon King!
At this length, this skewer of beef is afraid that only one strong bull demon king is not enough, you have to get seven, ten strong bull demon kings, but the strong bull demon king is so angry that the cow hair on his face is shaking.
"Damn horse demon, your mind is so vicious, you want to make me into beef skewers, and this king will also make you into ham meat and keep it for the winter!"
"Good bull demon, aren't you a vegetarian, dare to eat this king's ham, cough cough, meat, don't be afraid that your old lady will beat you half to death!"
"If you can eat a bite of the horse demon, this king will admit it even if he is beaten half to death!"
"Bull Demon ......"
"Horse Demon ......"
A person and a cow have great magical powers, great mana, and when they fight, it is naturally thunderous and hot, and sluts meet ...... Ahem, the sky is shocking, the sky is dark, flying sand and rocks, except for the Bull Demon Mountain has enchantment protection, the Bull Demon King is surrounded by thousands of miles, and it was suddenly beaten into a mess.
But that mouthful of a bull demon, a mouthful of a horse demon, listening to it really makes the bull demon of Bull Demon Mountain and the horse demon of Matou Mountain not respect, his face is slightly disgusted, and the good demon king battle has also been made up of it, and the bull demon and horse demon are not sure whether they are not good or not good!
simply threw away the swords, sat on the ground, and watched the battle of the demon king, purely to pass the time.
"Lord Ma, you can't fight this brute bull, why don't you let this king come?"
But at this moment, there was a sudden loud laugh in the Matoushan camp, although he tried his best to pretend to be heroic, but the slightly urgent tone still exposed the mood of the voice owner.
"Shut up, you splash talent in the water, how can you interject in the battle of our land monsters? If you dare to break my rules of land monsters, you will definitely be made into salted fish!"
Who knows, the demon out of good intentions, but provoked the eager scolding of the horse prince, and the argument of the monsters in the water and the monsters on the land made many cow demons and horse demons rise a lot...... Well, knowledge, hurriedly took the notes and wrote them down.
In other words, what Ma Wang Ye said is a secret that is not spread in the demon king's circle, and the bull demons and horse demons must be firmly remembered, and they must not commit taboos, otherwise they may be attacked by the demons, and they will have to end up with a tragic ending.
Wait, you said that these bull demons and horse demons are not even earth immortals, what is too far away to say that the demon king?
Hmph, you yourself are depraved, you are willing to be a salted fish, you can't think of other people's cow demons and horse demons the same.
As the saying goes, the monster who doesn't want to be the king is not a good bull demon, and the monster on land is naturally different from the monster in the water, the ambition is a little higher than others, and the ambition is a little bigger than others, otherwise isn't it two more legs than others?
It's just that Ma Wangye's mouth fetish is strangely similar to that of the Mighty Bull Demon King, and he likes to use words like splash when scolding.
No wonder Ma Wang Ye must marry the Mighty Bull Demon King, it is clearly his mother-in-law, well, it is the father-in-law who looks at his son-in-law, and the more he looks at it, the more he loves it!
"Hahaha, horse demon, this king also said who supported you today, it turned out that I found a monster in the water to do the backstage, you said that you don't do it, you have to be small, and the old cow is ashamed to be with you!"
Sure enough, it was not unreasonable for Ma Wangye to be anxious, and he immediately provoked a ridicule from the Mighty Bull Demon King, which made Ma Wangye's angry horse face dyed blood red and became a sweaty and bloody BMW.
"Bastard bull demon, this king asked you a few moves, you don't know that Lord Ma has three eyes?"
As he spoke, the sweaty and bloody BMW Ma Wang Ye opened his eyes angrily, and a vertical pupil opened at the center of his eyebrows, and a red light shone out, and the blood was miserable, causing the aura of the underworld to float and illuminate the void.
The Mighty Bull Demon King's expression changed, he turned around, and kicked his right foot back, very sharply and neatly.
"Look at my cow...... Trample...... Hoof!"
Moo!
After a low bull's roar, the huge ox's hooves suddenly emerged, as big as Tai, as big as Yue, holding the heavens and the earth almost cracked, and jumped up suddenly, a hoof kicked the red light into the air, the red light was like a knife, and the void and the earth were divided into two, such as being corroded by acid, and there was light smoke at the fracture.
I only saw that many bull demons and horse demons were secretly convinced, and they praised in unison: "The three eyes of Lord Ma really can't be provoked!"
Boom!
"Damn, old horse, you used all your strength just now, this is going to kill my old cow!"
Above the void, two big hooves were stepped down, the length and width were tens of millions of miles, like mountains, the earth shook violently, and the demons were dumbfounded, although they tried their best to raise their heads, their vision was still filled with two thighs that they didn't know how long, and only the dull roar of the Mighty Bull Demon King came down.
At this time, I knew why the Mighty Bull Demon King had swept through Taiyuan Prefecture and broken into the huge territory of Bull Demon Mountain in just a few years.
"What a force, True Demon King!"
The bull demons from Bull Demon Mountain are naturally very proud, but the horse demons from Matou Mountain are a little trembling.
Although Ma Wangye also made the law heaven and earth, it is not more than a thousand feet high, even if it is added with the sharp fork in his hand, compared with the strong bull demon king, it is like a bean sprout at the feet of passers-by, and it will be trampled on if there is no news.
And it's a bit sad to say that little demons like them don't even count bean sprouts......
A certain salted fish demon hidden in the middle of the horse demon looked resentful and quietly approached the princess of the horse face.
"What if this king uses all his strength? I think you are a bull demon, how many times have you eaten tender grass or the wind that this king has given you, otherwise you would have been beaten to death by your old lady? This king wants to marry his daughter to you, you don't want it, you don't want to be this king!"
People say that the cow has a temper, the cow has a temper, and the cow can't pull back ten horses when they twist it, but the horse also has a horse temper, and once the temper attacks, the ten cows can't pull it back.
Even though he knew that he was not the opponent of this bull head, the prince still refused to let go of his son and pointed at the ...... of the Mighty Bull Demon King The hoof cursed.
Really, the Mighty Bull Demon King at this time is too tall!
"I didn't expect the Mighty Bull Demon King to have such a romantic story, and he is really a model for the cows!"
Ma Wangye scolded happily, and the little demon was also full of interest, but he was bitter about the princess of Ma Mian, anxious about the Bull Demon King, and of course, he was also happy with the clever little demon.
"The Bull Demon King is amorous, do you still want me to marry him, or my own father?" Princess Ma Mian naturally resented in her heart, and her senses for the Bull Demon King were a little worse.
If Ma Wang Ye heard her inner monologue, he would definitely shout that he was wronged, Gain, the strong bull demon king is not obscene, amorous but not affectionate, marrying him is much better than marrying other demon kings, otherwise he would push the princess of Ma Mian into the fire pit, he is really a father, absolutely pro.
And the Mighty Bull Demon King is afraid that the old lady Niu will hear it, and the Bull Demon Mountain will add a scene of filial piety with sticks......
As for the clever little demon, it's awkward and unlucky to have a happy dark mind, don't mention it!
"You old horse, you actually said such a thing, is it not my cow's hooves?"
This secret was broken, and the Mighty Bull Demon King stomped on the ground with his two hooves, and immediately became untenable, rolled over, changed into the form of a bull-headed human body, and complained.
However, even when he was in a hurry, the Mighty Bull Demon King did not forget to bring a sentence of Lianzhi, which shows that he is not only a romantic cow, but also a cultural cow!