Chapter 777: Mighty Bull Demon King
"Good, good!"
Able to escape death, Jin Shanshan naturally responded with a mouthful.
"What a thief, you dare to humiliate me like this, you have to look good!"
But one of them had a crooked nose and rolled his eyes, and he was about to think of a way to save face, and a thunderous voice came from under him.
"I said monk, this demon is also a Buddha mother, you ride this demon like this, is it really good?"
Under that man, a black-armored god and demon with ringed eyes tore his hands apart, and he tore open the void and passed through his body.
This demon looks majestic, but if you sit on your body with a bald head, it will be a little unbeautiful, no wonder the gods and demons also blame the bald head.
The bald head was angry, and when he heard this, he immediately sprinkled his anger on the devil, took out the Seven Treasures Wonderful Tree, raised his hand and brushed the demon several times, and the demon roared in pain, and then calmed his heart and said with a smile: "The Mother of the Great Buddha of God and Demons, it's not that this seat humiliates you, the Peacock Big Buddha Mother turned out to be the mount of this seat, what can he do, you can't do it?"
"But you didn't brush other people's peacocks, did you?" asked the Mother of the Gods and Demons.
Hearing this, the bald head was slightly angry, and he was about to teach him another lesson, but he was afraid of beating the Mother of the Gods and Demons, and he also let him learn the Mother of the Peacock Buddha, and immediately appeased: "The Mother of the Gods and Demons, it is not a loss to be the mount of this seat, do you think that the Mother of the Peacock Buddha is now the quasi-sect master, if it is not the mount of this seat, and always listen to the teachings of this seat, can you preach in tens of thousands of years?"
"Like, there's some truth!"
After a violent slap, the gods and demons suddenly fainted, muttering and replying, the bald old man was comforted, but he was puzzled: "The power of the golden lotus of this seat has not weakened, why does the Peacock Buddha Mother have to apostasy?"
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"Everyone in the world is good, but the fame can't be forgotten, the world is rich and noble, and the race has been hard for ten thousand years!"
The minotaur sang and summed up a sentence, "The cow is proud, but that's it!"
Then he raised the big wine glass of the altar and poured it down, and the turbid wine suddenly wet the cow's hair, and it was like a cow in soup, but the cow's head did not know it, but thought it was heroic, and laughed.
"Although it is not as good as the elixir and jade liquid in the sky, but it has a taste of it, there is a heavenly goodness in the sky, and there is also a wonderful thing in the world, which cannot be compared, can not be compared!"
It is the so-called wine is not drunk Niu Niu is drunk, although the grass can not be gnawed by the cow, thinking of the tender grass, the bull man's eyes suddenly cleared, turned over, and shouted: "Little ones, have your thirteen aunts arrived?"
As soon as the words fell, a little demon rolled out from the side, with two horns on his head, his eyes were sharp, and he bowed his head: "King Qiqi, the demon soldier and demon general who greeted the thirteenth aunt have set off two days ago!"
"Two days, weird and weird, from my Bull Demon Mountain to the cave is less than a day's foot, two days of effort, how can it be enough to go back and forth?"
Speaking of this, Niu Tou's mouth was furious, his eyes widened angrily, his big eyes widened, and he shouted angrily: "Isn't it that Niu Jiu's bad guy has fallen in love with the thirteenth aunt of this king, and has already fled with his aunt?" Yes, that's it, two days ago, the twelfth aunt still complained, saying that Niu Jiu's cow embryo eyes were obscene, and her eyes were red when she saw it!"
Listen to the fierce little demon and stare at the pockets.
I only heard of running away with money, but when I got to the Minotaur, there was one more who ran away with my aunt.
What's more, Niu Jiu is not only looking at the twelve aunts, but looking at everyone who is red, because Niu Jiu was born with a pair of bull's eyes, and the bull's eyes are red, if you want it not to be red, you can embarrass the cow.
Thinking that Niu Jiu was loyal, the clever little demon had the heart to say a few words for Niu Jiu, and another little demon rolled in, full of bloodthirstiness, and opened his mouth and shouted: "King, king, the prince of Matou Mountain next door has called!"
"Damn, it's this sloppy again! Isn't it just that he doesn't look down on his daughter? Who made his daughter's horse face grow so long, like a shoehorn, and still want to marry, it's strange that this king can take a fancy to it!"
The minotaur spat hard, flicked it with his big hand, took out an iron rod from under a pile of wine jars, and rushed down the hill with it.
"You are also full of hair, you don't look very good, why do you blame others for being ugly, I think that Lord Ma's daughter is actually very good-looking!"
The clever little demon who had the heart to be the son-in-law of the horse secretly slandered, and saw that his own king was about to walk out of the hole, so he hurriedly followed.
"Dizzy, what are you doing, king, you can't walk well?"
The clever little demon complained quietly, and the minotaur had already dropped the iron rod, supported an old lady with both hands, and said carefully: "Mother, why are you here?"
The old lady is kind and kind-eyed, old-fashioned, with a bull-headed cane, and is teaching the minotaur in an old-fashioned manner: "I heard that my son is going to fight with people again?"
"This, this, in fact, someone else knocked on the door, not a child provocation, yes, it was they who hit the door, bullying the cow too much, the child can't see it, teach them to convince people with virtue!"
The minotaur thought for a while, and suddenly realized that he was not the one who was responsible for the loss, and suddenly became upright, with his chest muscles straight, and his hands crossed his waist, quite a bit of a fearless posture of setting up Hengshan and Mount Tai.
Who knows, before his words fell, the old lady raised the bull-headed cane, and gave him three blows with a knock, and the minotaur was immediately stunned.
These three times, it doesn't hurt, it's just that he feels wronged!
Thousands of miles away, who doesn't know, he is a bull-headed man, cough cough, the strong bull demon king is the most filial, the old lady said that he will not mess with grass, the old lady said that he is vegetarian, he has never eaten meat for a whole year.
You know, although the cow is a vegetarian, but the bull demon wants to eat meat, eat grass all year round, although the grass is tender, but not tender grass, eat the strong bull demon king has a bird taste in his mouth, but still dare not disobey the old lady's words.
If there is a cow like this, what does the old lady want?
Not to mention the cow, even the clever little demon is upset for his king!
"This matter was provoked by you, the prince of Ma kindly proposed marriage, you don't want to, but you talk nonsense, so the relationship between Niumo Mountain and Matou Mountain is ruined, you can't let me worry about it!"
The old lady glanced at him sideways, and directly explained the original cause of the incident, which made the grievances of the Mighty Bull Demon King embarrassed, scratching the bull's head and saying, "But her face is indeed a little longer!"
"Whew, whew!"
Behind the Mighty Bull Demon King, the clever little demon unconsciously breathed a little heavier, and a pair of bull's eyes were slightly red, as if he had bull's eyes.
However, I was a little angry when I heard that my heart was humiliated by the Mighty Bull Demon King again......
"What are you doing, you can't breathe well? I don't have any eyesight, haven't you seen that this king is talking to the old lady?"
But the Mighty Bull Demon King was still ignorant, and he slapped him and said hello, and he wanted to give the clever little demon a big cap, but the old lady grabbed the Mighty Bull Demon King, looked at the clever little demon again and again, and said with a smile: "Okay, good, if my son can agree to be a mother, you used to flood Niujia Village, and you don't care about being a mother!"
The so-called flooded Niujia Village, but said that the Mighty Bull Demon King was born, it was his mother who was chased by the naughty boy of Niujia Village, and gave birth to him in the run, although the mother and son were safe, but the Bull Demon King was not angry, and when the mana was completed, it set off thousands of hectares of lake water and flooded Niujia Village.
Because of this, the old lady blamed the Bull Demon King for several years, and now the old lady is relieved, and the Bull Demon King is naturally overjoyed.
"Really?"
When the Mighty Bull Demon King was about to answer, a flash of inspiration flashed in his mind, and he instinctively added: "Don't ask your son to take the princess with a horse face!"
"What do you say, do you want to be a mother!" the old lady looked a little disgusted before she said, and then she realized that she couldn't spoil her image, and hurriedly coughed lightly.
Sure enough, she and the Mighty Bull Demon King are biological mothers and sons, not biological, and can say such things.
The Mighty Bull Demon King was thoughtful, and saw the old lady pointing at the bull's head crutch and said, "It's not you who marry, it's him who marries!"
"He married, you are embarrassed by my little demon, it's better to be, it's better to ...... Just marry him!"
The Mighty Bull Demon King has the intention to be a good cow to maintain his subordinates, but after touching it for a long time, he didn't think of a suitable cow choice.
Left and right, don't die the cow, don't die the cow, in line with the principle of embarrassing him and happiness himself, the Mighty Bull Demon King immediately sold the clever little demon, but for a while there was no ecstasy flashing in the eyes of the clever little demon......
"Just say it, do you want to? What, don't say it, that's willing? Okay, if you are willing, it's decided, this king will be the master for you, and you will be proposed!"
But the next moment, the ecstasy of the clever little demon fed the dog again, oh no, it fed the cow......
Who let the Mighty Bull Demon King play a stand-up comedy, the clever little demon just opened his mouth, it has already said and acted by itself, and said everything that should be said.
Although, what the Mighty Bull Demon King said was indeed his clever little demon's mind, but why didn't the clever little demon feel happy at all?
"I don't know if I should say a sentence or not......"
The Mighty Bull Demon King was in a hurry, so he "discussed" with the clever little demon, holding an iron rod in one hand and a clever little demon in the other, and rushed out of the cave with a bang, and suddenly shouted: "Lord Ma, you drink all vinegar pickles, this king lets you have some, but you have to inch in, do you have to look good today?"
While speaking, the Mighty Bull Demon King has made a law like heaven and earth, with a height of thousands of feet, ringed eyes and fangs, iron bones, and the iron rod in his hand is cold and faint, and the end is extremely powerful.
"Good, good, the king is mighty!"
"True Ying Niu Ya!"
The big and small bull demons of the Bull Demon Mountain responded loudly, and in the camp of Matou Mountain, there was also a long-faced woman, cough cough, the princess of the horse face held her heart with both hands, and she was obsessed and admired.
Ma Wang Ye was distressed and angry, stood up, pointed at the strong bull demon king and scolded: "What a bull demon, this king is kind enough to marry you, you don't want to, but there are some mad cow crazy words, and you have to give me an explanation today!"