"Tell you, surrender quickly, and I can leave you a whole corpse. The bald fat man said arrogantly.

"What if I don't surrender?" asked Li Yi.

"Let me think about it. The bald fat man thought deeply.

Li Yi and a group of them were about to laugh.

"Huang Mao, don't tell me that you just let this idiot abdicate?" Li Yi asked with a smile.

"This ...... It's him, who used to be smart, why has he become so stupid now?" Huang Mao was also a little confused.

Suddenly, as if he had thought of something, the bald fat man said, "Yes, if you don't surrender, I won't leave you with the whole body." ”

This IQ is estimated to be difficult to cure with a loan from the People's Bank of China. However, it would be a good idea for him to go and become king in the country of fools. Yes, he can also be the owner of the island of Slow Reaction Island.

"Hey, you should look at the current situation, it seems that I should be the one who said that!" Li Yi really didn't know what to say to him, and he couldn't even understand the simple situation.

"What's wrong with the situation? The bald fat man thought for a moment and said.

"I'm grass, I can't do it, I'm really stupid to a certain extent, it's just incorrigible, Huang Mao, I really doubt your IQ now, how can you be defeated by this kind of stupidity?" Li Yidu almost died of laughter.

"I ...... I. "Huang Mao doesn't know what to say, obviously he was so smart when he competed with himself before, should he be a gang boss, happy and deadly, and then more and more stupid?

Of course, Huang Mao will not believe this answer, could it be that he has already been sure of victory? Now he is joking with us? I guess he will not guess that we also have trump cards.

"My grass, buddy, what are you holding in your hand? It can't be an artifact that can magnify moves, right?" Chen Ming said.

"Stop, wait a minute, let me think about it, what the hell is this. The bald fat man said.

"Boss, I can't do it, I can't do it anymore. Chen Ming said.

"Are you going to hang up?" Li Yi asked with a smile.

"It's almost the same if you don't hang up. Chen Ming said.

"I'm grass, boy, there's something funny about the gods, why do you laugh like this?" Wuji listened to this laughter, and a little nostalgic for the time when he used to laugh.

People, how can you not miss the time when you are happy, let alone Wuji, a guy who resembles an old naughty boy.

"Old man, see for yourself, it's not good, it's laughing at me, it's really not good. ”

"How can a man say no?" asked Wuji with a grin.

"Old man, take a good look at yourself, and after reading it, you can see if you can do it. "Li Yi didn't raise the bar with Wuji, facts speak louder than words.

"Oh, I remembered, I finally remembered, this is a god horse thing. The bald fat man laughed.

"I'm grass, I'm laughing to death, and I'm not good either. After reading it, Wuji decisively said no.

"How can a man say no?" Li Yi said in Wuji's words.

"Boy, what's the matter?," Wuji said.

"How dare you?" Li Yi pretended to be afraid.

"And what do you mean?" asked Wuji.

"Isn't that what you said, I'm just learning. Li Yi said with a smile.

"This ...... There are still some aspects where men can say no. Wuji thought about it and said.

"Oh, then what can you say about it?" Li Yi asked with a smile.

"For example, sometimes in the face of machismo, you can still say no, in the face of ......"

"Stop, old man, I find that I really can't beat you in a fight, you are so calm in whatever you face, I should learn more from you. Li Yi said.

"It's good to know, learn more from me in the future, and you will find that these are the cheats of pickling girls. Wuji said.

"Okay, let's stop arguing with you old man, it's time to get down to business. Li Yi said.

"What the hell is a god horse?" Li Yi asked the bald fat man.

"This is my artifact, and it can help me turn the tide. The bald fat man said.

"Damn, I talked about it for a long time, but I still didn't say what this is. Li Yi pouted and said.

"You know what, it's an artifact that can help me turn the tide, can I easily tell it's a loudspeaker?" said the bald fat man without mercy.

Li Yi, Chen Ming, and Huang Mao all admired the bald fat man.

Is this Nima still human? Is a person so stupid? Looking at his size, it can't be in the wrong place, right? Originally, he was a pig, and I don't know who accidentally threw it into a human place.

"The horn has a hairy use, and in the end it has to die. Huang Mao said.

"Then I'll show you how powerful my horn is. The bald fat man said angrily.

Li Yi looked at Chen Ming suspiciously, and whispered, "Chen Ming, what do you say the big horn does?"

"Boss, it seems to be amplifying your voice. "It's good now, Li Yi and Chen Ming made this bald fat man a little confused.

"Someone's coming. Someone's coming. The bald fat man began to shout into the loudspeaker.

Li Yi didn't want to say anything, is there anyone in the world who is more stupid than him? He didn't even know how to use the loudspeaker, he was stupid to a certain extent.

"Bald fatty, don't tell me you don't know how to use a loudspeaker. Li Yi said with a smile.

"Nonsense, who said I can't use a loudspeaker? Isn't it just aiming the sound at the loudspeaker, how can I not do such a simple thing?" said the bald fat man retorted to Li Yi.

"Then tell me why your voice wasn't amplified just now?" Chen Ming asked with a grin.

"Stop, let me think about it, I know for sure. The bald fat man patted his head and said.

"Everyone has wood and time, let's play the landlord together. Li Yi said.

"Yes, of course, that bald head is a little too cute, just let him think about it, let's die a little later. Chen Ming said.

"But there's no poker. Huang Mao said.

............ Speechless for a while, "Then forget it, look at this bald fat man." Li Yi said.

"Malegobi, I finally fucking figured out that my big horn was in the wrong direction. The bald fat man seemed to suddenly realize at this moment.

"There are no wonders in the world. Chen Ming couldn't help but sigh.

"Boss, if we tell him what the loudspeaker should do, it's fun to watch, but I want to go home and sleep. Chen Ming said.

"Then tell him quickly. Li Yi is also a little impatient, and she still wants to have time to pick up girls.

"Hey, bald fat man, you're doing the right thing, it's just that your horn switch isn't on. Li Yi said.

"Nonsense, who am I, of course I know that the switch is not turned on, and it is to test your IQ. The bald fat man said.

Just like that, the bald fat man turned on the big horn.

In the midst of this conversation and laughter, Li Yi didn't know that the school was about to start.

"Where the hell is Li Yi going? It's almost class, why haven't you come yet? I still have something to ask him for help. Lin Keer looked at the empty seat behind her and whispered.

Jingle bell, a crisp bell ringing.

"Students, class. ”

"Hello teacher. ”

"Hello students. ”

"Who is that seat, and why didn't you come to class?" the teacher asked.

No one answered, because they didn't know what Li Yi had done.

It's okay, as long as this teacher doesn't tell the head teacher, Lin Keer thought.

"Students, wait a minute, I'll ask your homeroom teacher. The teacher said.

Oh, why does this teacher have so many things, it seems that he will have to help Li Yi for a while.

"Ruoying, there is a classmate in your class who didn't come. ”

"Wait, I'll take a look. Liu Ruoying said.

Liu Ruoying looked at the door and saw that the seat that didn't come was Li Yi's.

Lin Keer also saw that her homeroom teacher was looking at Li Yi's seat.

Li Yi, let me repay your personal favor, I'll help you this time.

Lin Keer walked out of the class, walked to the side of the head teacher and said, "Teacher, Li Yi, he checked his body in the afternoon, and his mother didn't see you when he came over, so he asked me to help ask for a leave, I just remembered." ”

"Oh, it turned out that I took leave, then it's fine, you can go back first. Liu Ruoying said.

Lin Keer walked back to the class.

"But I was scared to death, I thought something was wrong, the classmate in my class went to check the body, and the parents came to ask for leave and didn't see me, so they told a classmate in the class, and the classmate forgot. Liu Ruoying returned to the office and said.

"Then I'll go back to lecturing. ”

"It's okay, let's go. ”

As for Chen Ming's seat, it is estimated that the teacher did not wear glasses or his eyes were broken, so he didn't see it.

Li Yi, you have to come over quickly, I still have to ask you for help. Lin Keer thought.

"Tell you, it's still too late to surrender, and I can leave you a whole corpse. "The bald fat man is majestic again.

“...... I want to ask, what other means do you have to make us surrender now?" Li Yi is often puzzled, you take a loudspeaker and think that you have a chance to win.

"Today I'm going to show you how powerful my artifact is, don't be fucking scared to death. The bald fat man said arrogantly.

"It's a fucking artifact, I think it's a broken horn. Chen Ming said.

"If you don't surrender, I'm going to use my artifact. The bald fat man said a little stupidly.

Li Yi wanted to laugh, because from this bald fat man, Li Yi saw himself when he was a child, and he also recalled that when he was a child, he always liked to fight with others, saying that if you don't listen to me, I will tell my mother.

I miss it so much when I was young, and when I grew up, I had too many troubles.