Chapter 33: It's really an artifact
"Okay, you can use it. Li Yi was not afraid at all.
"You forced me. The bald fat man said.
Chen Ming has never figured out why this bald fat man said that the big horn is an artifact?
"Come on, come on......" The bald fat man shouted into the loudspeaker.
The audience was silent, it turned out that this artifact was used to save lives.
"Boss, I'm laughing to death. Chen Mingxiao's stomach hurt a little.
"Don't laugh, we're in trouble. Li Yi said.
"Trouble, what's the trouble, what's the trouble?" Chen Ming immediately stopped laughing when he heard the trouble.
"I'm going to gobi, which fool shouted?" said one of the guards at the door.
"What's wrong with you?
"I sowed his ancestors, I fucking slept well, and he woke me up when he screamed, and I was almost fucking scared. The guard said.
"I was also taken aback just now, if I let me know who shouted, I'd kill him. Another guard said.
"yes, do you know who shouted it. As soon as he said this, the guard who was awakened remembered whether it was the boss shouting, and if he didn't hear it, he would have recited it.
"I don't know. The other guard said with a frown.
"Do you think it could be the boss shouting?" said this, the guard who was awakened couldn't help but break out in a cold sweat.
"Dude, people are scared to death, don't guess, if that's the case, we'll die a miserable death. The other guard also broke out in a cold sweat.
"Could it be the boss shouting?" the guard, who had been awakened, was really scared.
"Let me think about it. With that, the other guard thought deeply.
"Don't worry, it can't be, the boss is interrogating other people inside, and there is a little brother inside, it can't be the boss shouting. With that, the guard couldn't help but breathe a sigh of relief.
"In the future, our building should be renovated and replaced with soundproof walls, otherwise it will be scared to death. Another guard said.
"How's it going?" asked the bald fat man, often gray and arrogant.
"Why do you want to surrender? Please look at the current situation of our bald children, four to one, who do you say should surrender?" Li Yi is also playful, so he will definitely have a good time with this bald fat man.
"Why haven't those two fools come in yet?" The bald fat man was a little puzzled, he obviously shouted to the loudspeaker to come quickly, why didn't anyone come.
"Bald, are you a gang boss? Why is there no one when you shout?" Li Yi said with a smile.
"Who the fuck said I wasn't? I'm the gang boss, you see I called you. The bald fat man said a little angrily.
"Come on, come on. The bald fat man shouted into the loudspeaker a few more times.
"How do I hear the boss scream?" said one of the guards.
"I think I heard that, so why don't we go over and have a look?" said the other guard.
"Okay, if the boss really tells us that we don't go, let's just wait for death. The guard said.
"Damn, what kind of underworld boss, I said it won't be a stand-in for an underworld boss, right?" Chen Ming said.
Suddenly, two men broke down the door, and these two men were the two guards at the door.
"Boss, did you call us?" asked one of the guards as he ran up to the boss.
Watching these two guards run to the bald fat man, Li Yi didn't do anything, aren't they just two ordinary people, you can let them meet the Hades in hell with a little effort, I'm so kind.
"If it's really an artifact, it actually has the effect of summoning. Li Yi couldn't help but sigh.
"I'm grassing you two mothers, I've been fucking shouting for a long time, and you only heard it when you told me?" said the bald fat man angrily.
"Boss, the sound insulation of the walls of the building is so good that our ears are still a little bad, so we don't hear it. The guard cursed himself.
"That's all there is to it. The bald fat man said.
"Thank you, boss, the prime minister can carry the boat in his belly, it's too generous. The guard hurriedly patted his ass.
"What, someone has broken in, you take it quickly, I'm optimistic about you, just give five minutes of time, is it enough?" said the bald fat man arrogantly.
A guard looked at Li Yi and them, and the yellow hair was a little stronger, and the others could be killed in seconds, five minutes?
The other guard thought about it, even if it wasn't enough, it couldn't be said, forget it, just a few minutes.
"Boy, look at the way you look like this......"
Before the guard's words were finished, Li Yi said, "Isn't it gray and handsome?"
The guard was a little angry, I was a guard of an underworld boss, (to put it bluntly, a janitor.) Before I finished speaking, you dared to take it, okay.
"Ah, I'm fucking handsome, but you're a poor boy who's fucking handsome, and you don't take a good look in the mirror. The guard said.
Forget it, anyway, there is time, fight with him first, practice, and wait for time to defeat the old man Wuji.
"Damn, you're embarrassed to say me, you don't look at yourself Zhang's hanging appearance, your nose is not a nose, your face is not a face, you're a little sorry for your mother. Li Yi shot back.
"I ...... I...... You ......" For a moment, the guard didn't know what to say.
"You idiot, what are you fighting with him? We've only got five minutes, so let's get on." Another guard said.
"Yes, yes, I forgot if you didn't say so. The guard said.
"Stop, no need, you have unlimited time to fight, and you only have five minutes to do it, and it's still fun to watch you fight. The flesh on the bald fat man's smiling face trembled.
"Little brat, arguing with your grandfather and me is simply killing yourself. The guard said arrogantly.
"Who is the little kid scolding?" Li Yi said with a smile.
"What's wrong with the little kid scolding you?" said the guard, a little haughty.
Chen Ming laughed, laughing, this kind of person, IQ is close to zero.
Chen Ming's smile stunned the guard, he didn't seem to say anything incorrect, right?
The other guard next to him was speechless for a while, this ...... This kind of bickering with others is simply looking for scolding, and I don't even know that others scold me, hey, for the sake of friends for many years, let's help him.
So, another guard spoke, "Dude, your head isn't in the water, is it?"
"No?" the guard was a little puzzled, what was wrong with his buddy?
"And your head didn't get caught in the door?" asked the other guard.
"No. Hey, what do you mean? You scold me?" the guard was a little reluctant, isn't his fucking idle head crippled?
"No, I didn't mean to scold you, did you hear that little bunny scolding you?" said the other guard.
The guard patted his head, as if he had suddenly realized, and said, "Malegobi, you little rabbit cub dare to scold me, and you won't even recognize your mother when I beat you for a while." ”
"Oh. Li Yi often said calmly.
"How long will we wait?" The guard who was scolded by Li Yi was a little out of breath and wanted to get on.
"Boss, can we go up?" another guard asked the boss smartly, if the boss wouldn't let him, who the fuck would dare to go up?
"Come on, remember, it's only five minutes. By the way, what you just said must be counted. The bald fat man said.
"Boss, we didn't seem to say anything just now, did we?" asked the other guard.
"What a fucking memory, I said it clearly. The bald fat man said.
"Boss, did you beat this little bunny cub to the point where you don't even know the?" the guard remembered.
"Yes, hurry up. ”
"Little bunny, your time of death is coming. Another guard said grimly.
"Oh. Li Yi replied lightly.
Now, the guard who was scolded by Li Yi before was on fire, we talked to you, and you actually answered like this, why do you want to die?
The guard casually pulled out his stick.
Li Yi's eyes widened, this ...... This is called the underworld, even if the underworld doesn't have a gun, how can there be a knife, a knife or something, this one actually took a stick and came up?
The guard found the right moment and struck him with a stick.
Could Li Yi have not seen it? Could Li Yi have been beaten by such an ordinary gangster?
Li Yi saw it, but in order to make the two guards and the bald gangster even more shocked, he didn't see it.
Now that guard Coke is broken, and he didn't even see it, isn't this just a trick.
At this moment, in the eyes of the two guards and the bald gangster boss, a miracle appeared.
I saw that the falling stick was broken in front of Li Yi's body, broken into two.
"This is the gangster, the weapon is so broken, the weapon is broken before it hits anyone, do you need me to fund your gang?" Li Yi said with a smile.
"What's going on?" the bald fat man was really angry.
"Boss, I don't know what's going on, it's broken all of a sudden, I'll change another stick. The guard said.
At this time, the bald fat man frowned.
Finally, the guard changed his stick, found the right time again, and hit Li Yi.
A miracle appeared again, and the stick broke in front of Li Yi again.
Li Yi smiled, this is all the credit of the demonic qi body protection, that is, the credit of the old man of Wuji.
"Stinky boy, it's okay, not ungrateful. Wuji said.
"Don't look at who I am, old man. Li Yi praised.
"Stinky boy, you just give a little sunshine and shine. Wuji said with a grin.
The bald fat man couldn't help but break out in a cold sweat, could it be all a coincidence?