Chapter 11: Sleep

"By the way, are you here for something?"

"Didn't you say you didn't have much appetite, I made you grass soup. ”

Looking at the grass soup, the corners of Li Yi's eyes moistened, and someone cared about him at noon.

"Thank you!" Li Yi wanted to say thousands of words at this moment, but when it came to his mouth, he couldn't say anything, only this one sentence remained.

"Thank you for what, you gave me something delicious too!"

Li Yi picked up the bowl of grass soup and drank it, the entrance was very refreshing, and there was a faint aroma, which made people unforgettable for a long time.

"How's it going, is it delicious?" said Li Lu's face with anticipation.

"It's delicious, it's delicious. ”

"Then you can drink all this bowl of soup!" Li Lu said with a smile.

"Oh, I'll drink it later, you can go first. ”

"You must drink it!" Li Lu did not forget to add a sentence before leaving.

As soon as Li Lu's words were finished, Li Yi picked up the grass soup and drank it directly.

Li Lu, who had just crossed the threshold, heard the sound of water flowing and ran back.

"Wow, I really drank it all. The corners of Li Lu's mouth curved into a crescent moon.

"I'll still have to cultivate later, then, you can bring this back first!" Li Yi said, pointing to the empty bowl.

Looking at the back of Li Lu leaving, Li Yi fell into deep thought again.

Could it be that I can't even fulfill a little girl's wish? So what is the use of cultivating demons by myself? The purpose of cultivating demons is to make myself and my relatives and friends happy and happy. If you can't do this well, aren't you a waste material?

"Boy, if you don't cultivate demons, you will accomplish anything, the demon cultivation you think is too mythical. "Fortunately, I reminded me in time, otherwise the demon would have come out.

This kid is too strange, his heart demon has to appear now, according to the right theory, the heart demon will only appear when the foundation is built, or it can only be encountered during the cultivation of the golden body period, he is too strange.

"Huh?" Li Yi finally came out of his thoughts.

"You, I don't know what to say about you, why do you want to do so many things?

"I don't even know what to do now, hehe. ”

"Boy, is it that little back to the human world?"

"It's a little, old man, if you have the ability to give me a solution. ”

"There must be a road before the car reaches the mountain, and the willows and flowers are bright and another village. There will be results tomorrow. ”

"Damn, old man, have you never passed your Chinese grades?"

"This ...... We don't have language exams, so we don't have language scores. ”

...... Li Yi really didn't want to say anything.

"Then wait until tomorrow. ”

"Li Yi, Li Yi, have you slept?" Li Lu's voice came from afar.

Li Yi looked outside, and the moon was already revealed. Before I knew it, it was already so late.

"I didn't sleep. ”

"Oh, then it's time for us to sleep. ”

Li Yi looked at the sky, it was indeed quite dark, if he was at home, he should have slept too.

"Oh, it's time to sleep, but where am I sleeping?" Li Yiyou said, looking at the room.

"There is no bed in this room, it seems that there is only a sofa, why don't you go up to my room and sleep?"

"Where do you sleep in your room?" Li Yi asked with some disappointment.

"I'm sleeping there too!" Li Lu said with a smile.

"Where are you sleeping too?" Li Yi felt that his IQ was a little insufficient.

"yes, we slept in the same room, what's wrong? what's wrong?"

"This ......" Li Yi really didn't know what to say at this time. Could it be that he said yes, everyone sleeps together, Li Lu will kill himself if he doesn't get it right. If you don't say that men and women don't kiss, I'm afraid that I will regret dying.

"Let's go, what's the matter?" asked Li Lu.

"This ...... Don't you think there's something like that?" Li Yi said shyly.

"What's that? What's that? What's that?"

"Forget it, nothing, let's go. Li Yi understands that even if she talks to Li Lu for a long time, she won't understand, and if she doesn't get it, she will be dizzy, so it's better not to talk about it.

"Is there really nothing?"

"There's really nothing. ”

"How's it going, how is my house, is it beautiful?" Li Lu's voice was full of antiquity.

Li Yi was a little dumbfounded, is this the room? This Nima is all decorated with grass and trees, and there are even small toys made of "hairy dogs", this ...... Is this all a small child's room!

"Well, it's really 'pretty'. Li Yi said sadly.

"We slept here tonight. Li Lu said lying on the bed.

Will you be pricked to death by grass in the middle of the night? Will you get up in the middle of the night and scare things made of "hairy dogs" to death?

Thinking of this, Li Yi not only fought a cold war.

"That...... You go to sleep first, I'll go out to the bathroom. ”

Li Yi walked out of the room and came outside.

"Now I have to admire myself, it's such a second. ”

It turned out that just now, Li Yi came up with a good idea, wait for Li Lu to sleep, and then go to sleep by himself, how great!

Li Yi sat down and looked at the moon in a daze.

"Boy, why don't we cultivate now?" Wuji's voice flashed in Li Yi's ears again.

Cultivation seems to be a good idea, but how else would you pass the time?

"Okay, let's do it. ”

"Boy, I think your swordsmanship is terrible, you better practice it well!"

"Old man, you still say that I am rotten, is it possible that you are better than me, then you can practice and show me. ”

"When you're done, I'll show you my swordsmanship. ”

"Then how do you practice swordsmanship?"

"This, it's just that practice, practice with your own sword moves, and make it more suitable for you. ”

"It seems to be continuous practice!" Li Yi understood.

"I don't know. "Wuji doesn't care about anything, as if he is a person from a paradise.

"You...... Well, I practice it myself. Li Yi said helplessly.

"How's the kid practicing?" said Wuji.

"Old man, you don't tell me how to practice!

"Alright, don't act like a resentful woman, yes. ”

"Who's like a resentful woman? ”

"Well, don't you want to see my swordsmanship? ”

"Really?" It seems that it was not Li Yi who was going to talk about it just now, but another person.

"Really, oh, yes, I don't seem to be able to do it yet, wait until I am resurrected. ”

"You can dig a pit and jump down, and you don't come out, that's your home, where you're supposed to be. ”

"What...... What the hell is it?" Wuji didn't seem to hear what Li Yi was saying just now.

"Damn, old man, your IQ is too low, you're a cheat. ”

"Don't talk about me, you don't even have a place to sleep, and you still say that I have a really big heart. ”

"Old man, who said I had nowhere to sleep, I just didn't want to go. ”

"If you have the ability, you can find a bed to sleep!"

"You...... You force me. ”

"Boy, be honest, if you don't have it, you won't have it, I won't underestimate you. ”

Li Yi looked at the sky, there should be enough time, Li Lu should be asleep!

"Come, let's see if I have a bed to sleep in. Li Yi pretended to be angry and said.

I didn't say it just now, but there is actually a soft girl waiting for me in bed!

When I walked into the room, I saw Li Lu lying on the bed, playing with those small ornaments.

"Li Yi, you're back. Li Lu jumped off the bed with bare feet and said.

I made a mistake, I made a mistake, why didn't I think of this.

What should I do? Could it be that I really want to sleep with her? It seems that this is a good thing, and I seem to be able to take a big advantage.

"Boy, it's so lucky, how can you disagree with a beautiful woman who wants you to sleep with her?"

"Dead old man, don't bother me, let me think about it myself!"

Isn't it just to sleep with a beautiful woman, what is the manly husband afraid of?

Li Yi lay on the bed, and Li Lu also lay down.

Shouldn't you do something? Otherwise, I'm sorry for the beautiful woman lying next to me.

"Li Yi, I can't sleep, tell me the story of the human world!"

Just as Li Yi was struggling with whether he wanted to do something, Li Lu's words rang in his ears.

"It just so happens that I can't sleep either, let me tell you, the human world is a very beautiful place, and there are flowers and trees in the human world, as well as high-rise buildings......"

Li Lu snorted, "Okay, let's not talk about it, I want to sleep." ”

"Well, I'm going to sleep too. ”

Li Yi just lay down obediently, but Li Lu was moving, changing positions for a while, and changing places for a while.

"What's wrong? Can't sleep again?" Li Yi's concerned voice sounded in Li Lu's ears.

"Well, a little scared. ”

"What are you afraid of? What is there to be afraid of?"

"I'm afraid that if you go to the human world, will you still be by my side, will anyone treat me as well as you, will anyone bully me. ”

"Why do you want to do so much, I'll be by your side when I get to the human world, don't worry, I won't let people bully you." ”

So Li Lu changed his posture again.

This posture gave Li Yi a big advantage.

Li Lu hugged one of Li Yi's arms with both hands, and the two soft balls on his chest pressed against Li Yi's arm.

"Hee-hee, let's sleep like this, so I feel safe. ”

Li Yi couldn't wait to sleep like this. "Alright then, let's just sleep. ”

That's it, on this night, nothing happened, except that Li Yi took advantage of it.

"Li Yi, get up, get up. ”

"Oh, what time is it, what are you doing so early?"

"Look at it, big lazy worm, the sun is all on the butt. ”

"Let's get sun, it's just that I'm still a little cold, so it's warmer. Li Yi said in a coma.

...... Li Lu reluctantly walked away, this is clearly that the oil and salt do not enter, and he can't say anything, he just wants to sleep until he wakes up naturally.

After a while, Li Lu came again, but this time Li Lu brought his own killer weapon.

"Li Yi, get up, I've found the door back to the human world. "Don't you just want to go back to the human world, then I'll say that when the door back to the human world is opened, won't you wake up?

As expected, Li Yi really woke up, "What? have you found the door back to the human world? Where is it? Let's go!"

"This ...... Won't you get up first?"

"Oh, forgot. Li Yi jumped out of bed with a carp.

"The plan of the year lies in the spring, and the plan of the day lies in the morning. The old man's voice sounded again.

"Where is the gate of the human world?" is a sentence, but I asked two people and got two answers.

"Li Yi, I'm sorry, I didn't find the door to the human world, I just want you to get up and look for it together. ”

What a cute little girl, Li Yi touched Li Lu's head and said, "It's okay, the plan of the year lies in the spring, and the plan of the day lies in the morning." Is waking up early good for your body?"

"Boy, according to the judgment of the Great Demon Venerable, this time the gate of the human world will open where you came. ”

"What, old man, what are you talking about? I didn't hear that. ”

"Boy, don't think about pickling girls every day, I admit that pickling girls is indeed important, but what I just said is a thousand times more important than pickling girls, you should be able to understand the priority. ”

"Old man, I understand, no matter what the situation is in the future, I will listen to you first. ”

"Then I repeat, according to my judgment, the door of the human world should be opened where you came. ”

"Where I came? The place I came from seems to be a meadow. ”