"Look at it, big lazy worm, the sun is all on the butt. ”

"Let's get sun, it's just that I'm still a little cold, so it's warmer. Li Yi said in a coma.

...... Li Lu reluctantly walked away, this is clearly that the oil and salt do not enter, and he can't say anything, he just wants to sleep until he wakes up naturally.

After a while, Li Lu came again, but this time Li Lu brought his own killer weapon.

"Li Yi, get up, I've found the door back to the human world. "Don't you just want to go back to the human world, then I'll say that when the door back to the human world is opened, won't you wake up?

As expected, Li Yi really woke up, "What? have you found the door back to the human world? Where is it? Let's go!"

"This ...... Won't you get up first?"

"Oh, forgot. Li Yi jumped out of bed with a carp.

"The plan of the year lies in the spring, and the plan of the day lies in the morning. The old man's voice sounded again.

"Where is the gate of the human world?" is a sentence, but I asked two people and got two answers.

"Li Yi, I'm sorry, I didn't find the door to the human world, I just want you to get up and look for it together. ”

What a cute little girl, Li Yi touched Li Lu's head and said, "It's okay, the plan of the year lies in the spring, and the plan of the day lies in the morning." Is waking up early good for your body?"

"Boy, according to the judgment of the Great Demon Venerable, this time the gate of the human world will open where you came. ”

"What, old man, what are you talking about? I didn't hear that. ”

"Boy, don't think about pickling girls every day, I admit that pickling girls is indeed important, but what I just said is a thousand times more important than pickling girls, you should be able to understand the priority. ”

"Old man, I understand, no matter what the situation is in the future, I will listen to you first. ”

"Then I repeat, according to my judgment, the door of the human world should be opened where you came. ”

"Where I came? The place I came from seems to be a meadow. ”

"Yes, it's that meadow, and the gate to the human world should be there. ”

"Li Lu, let's go. ”

"Where are you going?" asked Li Lu, puzzled.

"I've found the door to the human realm, and we can go back to the human realm. ”

"Can we really go to the human world?" Li Lu was a little unconvinced, he was still sleeping just now, and now he has found the gate of the human world, it is really impossible.

"Found it, hurry up!" Before he finished speaking, Li Yi pulled Li Lu and ran towards the grass.

When he came to the meadow, Li Yi didn't see anything.

"Dead old man, are you lying to me?"

"By the way, I forgot to tell you that your 'Demonic Qi Protector' also has an ability, didn't I say it before?"

"I don't seem to have said it, I don't seem to have heard it, so you can talk about it now!"

"That ability can be said to be due to absorbing my remnant soul, and that ability is that you can see everything through your demonic qi body, including those spells and weapons that normal cultivators can't see. ”

"Then can I use this to see the door of the human world?"

"Boy, you're smart enough to see. ”

Suddenly, an extra layer of lilac demonic energy appeared around Li Yi.

"What is this? It's so pretty, it's a beautiful color. Li Lu's eyes were full of little stars.

"Hehe, this is something I cultivated, it's called 'Demon Qi Protector', it protects me, and the last time those two wolf paws didn't touch us, it's the credit for this. ”

"What an interesting trick, Li Yi, can you teach me?"

"This ...... Let's go back to the human realm first!"

"You must teach me when you get to the human world!"

Through the lilac demonic aura, Li Yi really saw a gate.

I said why can't I see this gate, it turns out that this gate is made of crystal, and the whole gate is transparent.

"Go, I found out. ”

"What did you find?

"Of course, it's back to the human realm. ”

"But where is the gate back to the human realm?"

"This gate is transparent, and no special tool is invisible. ”

"You must follow me closely, don't lose it. ”

Li Lu and Li Yi both stepped into the door to the human world.

At this moment, Li Yi thought a lot, but he didn't expect that he would be innocent when he came. And now that he has come back, he is already a cultivator, and he still has a demon venerable in his body.

When I was in high school, I didn't even like to take care of a girl. And now, there is a girl standing next to him who is willing to share the ups and downs with him. Hey, the world is unpredictable.

Finally, Li Yi took Li Lu back to the human world.

Where is this? Why are all faucets? Li Yi looked left and right, in addition to the faucet, there were mirrors.

"Li Yi, where is this? Why are they all faucets?"

"I don't know where it is, you stand here for a while, and I'll wash my face. ”

Li Yi walked to the sink and raised his head to see his handsome face.

I didn't see the handsome face, but I saw the beauty.

Beauty, beauty, big beauty who is alive and well.

Li Yi was a little stunned, the beauty turned on the faucet, put a basin under the faucet, turned on the faucet, looked up, and saw Li Yi through the mirror.

Li Yi's mind is alive again, how can you be familiar with a beautiful woman when she meets her!

Li Yi's head spun quickly, thinking about how to get acquainted with a beautiful woman.

"Beauty, my name is ......"

"Shameless villain. The beautiful woman shouted.

Shameless villain? Where is the shameless villain? As long as you help the beauty find the shameless villain, and then you don't care about him, won't the face be familiar!

I have to say that I am really too smart.

Li Yi hasn't found the shameless villain yet, but he saw a beautiful woman splashing a basin of water.

In an instant, Li Yitou's heart was cold, and his heart almost soared.

Look at that beautiful woman again, she has already run away.

Li Yi turned his head and smiled helplessly at Li Lu.

Walking out of this broken place, Li Yi looked at the sign, and almost died of anger, the sign was a villain, wearing a skirt, Li Yi finally understood why he was splashed with water.

Li Lu was snickering there, the human world is more fun than he thought.

"Li Lu, I have to find a place for you to live, you say, where do you live?"

"Wherever you live, I will live. ”

Can this sentence make Li Yi sad to death, and bring Li Lu home? It is estimated that when his mother sees it, he will have a second-class disability.

"I'll go home and live, but if I take you to my mother's sight, I'll hang up!

"Then I can't go to your house?"

"You can't say that, as long as you have a way to keep my mom from seeing you. ”

"Wait a minute, I'll think about it. ”

After a while, Li Lu patted his head and said, "I thought of it." ”

"What did you think of?" Li Yi asked urgently.

"You said that if I became a little white rabbit, would your mother say anything about you if you brought me home?"

"That's a great idea, my mom won't talk about me. ”

Walking to the community downstairs of the house, looking at all this, a little warm, a little nostalgic.

Walk forward again. Suddenly, Li Yi walked to the manhole cover, looking at the manhole cover, Li Yi smiled faintly.

"Be careful not to expose your target. ”

"Oops, I know. ”

Walking to the door, Li Yi knocked on the door, but he was thinking about how to explain the little white rabbit.

"Who?" a voice came from through the door.

"Mom, it's your son and me!"

The door opened, and Li Yigang wanted to explain what was going on with this little white rabbit, but he was pulled in before he could speak.

"Son, Mom blames you, in fact, blame your teacher......"

Shenma's situation? Could it be that Xiuzhen is really lucky? Let's ask!

"Stop, what the hell is going on?"

"Son, watch TV!"

"What's wrong with the TV? Could it be that it's broken?"

"You take a good look at the TV show. ”

At first glance, I watched the TV show, and I almost didn't scare Li Yi into a pig's head.

Huanyu Middle School, isn't that your own school? Why is it still on TV? Could it be that your own school is going to be included in the renovation project?

Looking at it again, Li Yi gasped, wasn't that teacher his homeroom teacher, why did he come up?

Listening carefully, it turned out that the child's leg was broken because of corporal punishment of the child.

Nima, is this still a teacher? This Nima is a violent person!

I guess he should be in the bureau for a few days, and if he comes back, he will definitely not be a teacher, which is great.

"Son, Mom will definitely see right from wrong in the future. ”

"Well, you must be serious in the future. Originally, Li Yi had to say a few more words, but when he looked at Li Lu who was holding him, he said, "That, I'll go to the room first." ”

Back in the room, Li Lu can finally turn back into human nature.

Li Yi looked at Li Lu, always feeling weird, but he didn't know how weird.

"What's wrong? Do I have something on my clothes?"

"I know, I finally know, it's the clothes. ”

Li Lu has been wearing a long white dress, which is completely inconsistent with the current people, no wonder it looks a little weird.

"What's wrong with the clothes?"

"Your clothes don't fit this place right now, you should change your outfit, so let's go buy clothes later. ”

"Wow, wow, nice clothes to wear. ”

Li Yi found the calendar, took a look, and found that today turned out to be Sunday, which was great, so that he could take a day off.

"Let's go, let's go!"

"Don't you have to dress up? Don't girls like to dress up before going out?"

"Of course I don't. ”

"Then let's go. ”

"Well, you have to become a white rabbit before I can take you away. ”

"Okay. A little white rabbit with a snow-white body appeared in front of Li Yi's eyes.

"Come on, you go to this bag first. Li Yi found a bag left over from buying clothes and held it up.

Li Yi walked out of his room.

"Son, where are you going?" Li Yi was caught as soon as he left the room.

"I'm going out for a walk. ”

"You think I don't know, as soon as you go out, go online, just play games, I even know the name, what is the name of the Three Kingdoms, yes, Dream Three Kingdoms, don't let me go out, go back to the house and stay." ”

So, Li Yi was driven back to his room sadly.

"You can't blame the society for your back!" Li Yi said when he returned to the room.

"What should I do then?" Li Lu changed back into human form.

"Boy, I'll give you an idea, you jump from the window. ”

Li Yi thought about it, it is indeed a good way, and it is worth trying.

But when Li Yi walked to the window, Li Yi gave up, the third floor!

"Old man, are you going to let me fall to my death?"

"Don't forget, you're a demon cultivator!"

"Old man, can you not fall to death if you cultivate demons?"

"Dead boy, don't call me old man, I'm not old. ”

"Yes, you're not old, but you look a little vicissitudes. ”

"Well, you shouldn't fall to your death if you jump. ”

"What do you mean by should? What if I jump down and fall to my death?"

"Don't worry, you use the demonic qi to protect your body all the time, you won't fall to your death, I was joking with you just now. ”

“...... This joke is not funny at all. ”

"Li Lu, in order to show that I am a city person, I must take you to buy clothes. ”

"Okay, but how do we get out?"

"Well, we can jump through the window. ”

"Oh, it shouldn't be that hard. ”

Li Lu walked to the window and looked down, "Li Yi, can we fall to our deaths if we jump?"

"This, I may not be able to fall to death if I jump, you and I don't know, hehe. ”