As mentioned last time, Chen Yudi had no humanity of the opposite sex, and scolded the monkey, but he drank flower wine with Queen Xiliang, leaving the Black Wind Monster and General Yin to envy and greed.

This is said, can the master's business be said to be about flowers and drinking?

Although he did go to drink flower wine, as an apprentice, he couldn't say this, not only couldn't he say it, but he also had to help cover up, and he couldn't let the Buddhas and Bodhisattvas of the West Heaven know, this is what an apprentice should do.

That's right, just go cover......

The Black Wind Monster and General Yin, who already had the consciousness of Chen Yu's disciples, immediately followed up, and they also had to drink flower wine together, cough cough, and personally check for the master.

Oh, and the ripped off Little Walker......

The so-called gatekeepers do not mean that they want to be the eyes of Chen Yudi and select beauties who can be molested by Chen Yudi, but that the master is molesting the queen in the room, they are guarding the door, while guarding, drinking and being happy, and closing the door.

Even if the Buddha and Bodhisattva asked, they would definitely shake their heads and deny it - how could there be such a thing as drinking flower wine? We are all good children of Buddhism!

Ahem!

Back to the serious (serious) topic (topic), it is said that Chen Yudi went to Jinluan, and with the queen returning to the palace, Jinluan drove three or four miles, crossed five or six covered bridges, turned seven or eight streets, and entered the palace in the cheers of a group of Xiliang's daughters.

It can be seen that the queen is powerful.

In the palace, Queen Xiliang was really polite, and first summoned hundreds of officials and ministers, either literary or martial, or heroic or delicate, or wearing armor, delicate figure, or Huaguan official robe, full of spirit, so that Chen Yudi saw a thousand kinds of shyness, ten thousand kinds of beauty, the ancients did not deceive him, and the beauty was really charming.

Ahem, which ancient man would tell him this......

Then, Queen Xiliang personally accompanied, invited Chen Yudi to sit on the seat, put on a feast, served delicacies, presented songs and dances, and made a great sound, the pink beauty was on the side, life was just like this, Chen Yudi shook his head, so happy.

Oh, you said that the Black Wind Monster and General Yin, they have already been swarmed by a group of palace maids, you pour a bowl, I salute an altar, and they have drunk under the table.

After five flavors of food and three rounds of wine, Queen Xiliang toasted a glass of wine again and asked, "Brother Yu, I heard that there are countless big demons and trolls who want to eat meat from you all the way, but is there such a thing?"

Chen Yudi was already half-drunk at this time, his head was covered with sweat, and when he heard the words, he instantly sobered up, and a trace of vigilance flashed in his eyes, but he didn't care and said: "The demon is vulgar, there are many obscene people, the queen's sister Jin Zhi Yuye, what kind of identity?

You said, even demon kings like the Black Wind Monster have been poured down, and he Chen Yudi is only half-drunk, so it can be seen that Chen Yudi must have been tested by "wine" on weekdays......

Queen Xiliang said angrily: "What is this said by the royal brother, the brother's matter is a big thing, and everything can be passed down to the world, how can it be described as pickled?"

Queen Xiliang said, took out a fragrant towel, wiped the wine and sweat on his head for Chen Yudi, his face was full of pity, Chen Yudi was greatly moved, held the queen's jade hand, as if he had made up his mind, gritted his teeth and said: "If you want to listen, I will say." ”

That look was even more difficult than forcing him to go to the execution ground, and Queen Xiliang was also very moved when she saw it, her eyes were almost condensed, and her head was light.

With the encouragement of the beauties, Chen Yudi was even more courageous, but he was a little strange, and drank three glasses of wine in a row, so he was bold and said: "Speaking of this, I have to blame the Buddha of the West Heaven!"

"What's the matter with the Buddha?" the queen leaned slightly, the fragrant wind was blowing in her nose, and a look of intoxication flashed on Brother Chen's face.

There is a way that everything is difficult at the beginning, and since the head has been opened, Chen Yudi, who should not be said, also took the opportunity to say: "Speaking of the Buddha of the West Heaven, it is natural to talk about my golden cicada in my previous life."

It is said that the golden cicada has five hundred years and a spring and autumn, and the ninth generation has immortality, and the ninth generation has proved the Buddha's fruit, and then the ninth generation can be immortal, and in my life, it happens to be the ninth life.

This was originally a secret, but the Western Buddha knew that if I preached again, I would definitely take it, so he whispered that eating a piece of my meat would lead to immortality.

This kind of thing is to spread falsehood, can't be true, but the demons have no culture, they don't read, the Buddha is also cloudy, blindly superstitious authority, what the Buddha says is what, I have come all the way, I have not been stable, there are always demons to harm me!"

In the end, Chen Yudi's face showed hatred, mixed with disdain, and the corners of his mouth twitched, I don't know if it was a demon with no culture, or a Buddha from the West Heaven who spread rumors.

The more pity in the queen's eyes, the more gentle it became to wipe Chen Yudi's bald head, "Brother Yudi must have suffered a lot!"

"How can you be a man without suffering a little, and how can you be worthy of your sister?" Chen Yudi nodded unyieldingly, and did not forget to flirt with the queen when he was heroic.

But the corners of Queen Xiliang's mouth twitched slightly-just, I have never seen such a shameless person, so she might as well continue to talk, cough cough, continue to care, and said: "Since it is a false rumor, this rumor must be false?"

"Fake not necessarily!"

Brother Chen shook his head strangely, denied this speculation, and saw that Queen Xiliang was puzzled, so he could be a teacher, so he carefully explained to her: "My brother has gone through the twenty-sixth life, and the mana and Taoism in the previous life will slowly recover in this life, and the flesh and blood are full of spiritual power, and the demons eat me, which can save thousands of years of hard work, and can easily inherit my Buddha fruit, and it is not false to say that I am immortal." However, the demon has found the wrong way!"

In the end, Brother Chen raised his eyebrows, showing a smug look, and was cautious, I don't know whether to take advantage of the queen, or really careful, and said close to someone's ear: "If you want to inherit your brother's Buddha fruit, hehe, only at the right time, in the right place, and in the right way, can you completely accept your brother's Taoism, otherwise you will be blasted by infinite spiritual power, and you will die without a corpse." ”

Queen Xiliang's earlobes were suddenly dyed with a wisp of red and flying light, her eyes flashed, as if she was ashamed and angry, and a trace of disgust quickly flashed.

In other words, it's not that Chen Yudi is not handsome enough and does not conform to the aesthetics of Queen Xiliang, but this bald head is not taboo, he likes to eat meat in large pieces, drink wine in large bowls, and describe fetters as crazy, which really does not look like a monk.

That's okay, the most excessive thing is that Chen Yudi is especially fond of those flavorful foods, such as garlic, garlic or something, that breath, not to mention how smoky.

Which woman doesn't love beauty, Queen Xiliang wants to echo the other party, in the face of such a tone, she can only quickly retreat, and asked the last question of depression: "How is the right time, the right place, the right way?"

The reason why it is the last question is because Her Majesty the Queen has never expected Chen Yudi to answer, and he is soft-mouthed, but this kind of secret matter cannot be asked at a banquet, at least, it should be invited a few more times.

But inviting Chen Yudi a few more times means that she has to accompany her several more times and endure Chen Yudi's inhumane torture several times.

Just, just think, she was bullied by dogs

It's a big deal, when she comes out next time, she will plug her nose first.

Queen Xiliang secretly said that she had to be patient, patient, for the sake of immortality, what could she not endure......

Who would have thought, Brother Chen Yudi was unreasonable, and replied directly: "The queen's sister wants to know, and my brother tells you that there is only one right time, right place, and right way, and that is-it depends on my mood." ”

"See how you're feeling?"

Queen Xiliang was dumbfounded, the cherry mouth opened, Chen Yudi looked interesting, picked up a garlic clove, and threw it in.

"Ahem, ahem......"

Poor Her Majesty didn't even dare to smell the garlic, He Yu "accidentally" ate a pill, and almost choked himself into bronchitis.

Chen Yudi was considerate this time, and kept patting the queen on the back to smooth her, and he didn't mean to take advantage of others at all.

Her Majesty the Queen had already decided to be bullied by the "dog", so naturally she didn't care whether Chen Yudi was really taking advantage or really taking advantage, but when she saw the oily palm prints left by Chen Yudi on her body, and then thought that the other party just threw "things" directly with her hands, she suddenly became nauseous, and changed from coughing to retching.

"No, I haven't kissed you yet, you're pregnant? No, you want me to be a pick-up man!"

Chen Yudi's face changed suddenly, and he thought of a certain possibility, so he walked with his buttocks, rubbed a few times, and moved to Queen Xiliang three feet away.

But Queen Xiliang, who was finally relieved, was so angry that she rolled her eyes again, raised her wrist without a trace, and her sleeves fell, revealing a small arm like a jade lotus, and in the middle of the forearm, there was a little vermilion.

The next moment, Chen Yudi's drunken face unexpectedly came to her again.

It's not surprising, but it's infuriating!

Her Majesty the Queen gritted her silver teeth, and beat the villain named Chen Yudi in her heart, and then asked with a smile: "I wonder if Brother Yudi can explain what he said just now, what does it mean to see my brother's mood?"

Chen Yudi also noticed Her Majesty's "faint" sense of alienation at this time, knowing that he had made a mistake and accidentally offended the goddess, cough cough, accidentally offended Her Majesty, he was naturally willing to lick the dog, and knew everything: "The so-called look at my mood naturally depends on my mood."

If I want, any time, place, and manner is the right time, the right place, the right way, and if I don't want to, it doesn't matter what time, place, or way you are, it doesn't matter if it's the right time, the right place, or the right way. ”

"That's not, no demon can eat my brother, my brother is so tired!"

Her Majesty's heart jumped, and she was almost angry with him, so she hurriedly pretended to be coquettish, and immediately fascinated Chen Yudi and spit out a secret.

"It's not that there is no way, unless I find the refractory brick that accidentally fell into the world when the Bagua Furnace of Tushi Palace was dumped, and I can barely refine it with this brick. However, the firepower of the refractory brick is too strong, and it still needs to be reconciled by civil and military, find the ginseng essence that escaped from the gossip furnace back then, and refine it together!"

When the queen heard this, she was overjoyed and hurriedly asked, "I wonder where the ginseng essence is?"

"Isn't it right there?"

Chen Yudi stretched out his hand and pointed at it, only to see a little person also drunk and fell next to the Black Wind Monster, with small arms and legs, the more he looked at it, the more endearing it became, and the more he looked at it, the more it made the queen greedy......

。 Nine Heavenly God Emperors