Chapter 833: Strange Terrier
As mentioned last time, the younger brother Chen Xuanzang is a senior monk, without the determination of a monk, and he does not know that gentleness is as deep as the sea.
It is said that only mysterious men have connotations, but as a man, how can they not keep some little secrets? For example, private money, private money, and so on, even if the mother-in-law dresses up in a fancy way, she can't say it, she can't say it, she wants to be rich and noble, she can't be lewd, and it's over.
No, Chen Xuanzang accidentally said it, not only did he not even have to do it for his younger brother, but even more harmful, his two apprentices were all affected together, and they were all thrown into the furnace to be refined into a golden pill.
Oh, and the ginseng essence walker.
"Master, master, get up quickly, this is all burning your ass, why are you still sleeping?"
Sleeping soundly, Chen Xuanzang didn't want to get up even if he had been woken up, so he got up and shouted nonsense: "Don't get up, don't get up, I won't get up unless the queen's sister kisses me." ”
"I'm still kissing you, I'm going to kill you! Master, you'd better open your eyes and take a look!"
The Black Wind Monster's tone was full of helplessness, but he still persuaded him, and Chen Xuanzang reluctantly opened his eyes with a look of surprise: "Eh, are you changing my room?"
Although I don't remember very clearly, Chen Xuanzang still has a hazy impression, after the feast, he was "lying" Queen Xiliang, and he wanted to go to someone's boudoir to sleep, and finally Queen Xiliang had no choice but to choose a gorgeous room no less than the queen's boudoir, and found hundreds of beauties to serve, Chen Xuanzang was "reluctantly" asleep.
But why, after just a sleep, he moved to such a room with red walls, no doors, windows and no beds.
It's simply, the four walls of the house, bad reviews, bad reviews!
"Didn't you just sleep in your room, I have good wine, and I won't spit on someone's bed casually, as for throwing me out?"
Chen Xuanzang snorted angrily, the black wind monster was full of helplessness, General Yin looked anxious, and the little ginseng spirit walker was there, not panicking.
He really didn't panic, in other words, he was familiar with the environment here, wasn't it just more than 300 degrees of heat, how big was it?
Thinking that he is a little ginseng walker, but the boy paper that has been "refined" in the gossip furnace for more than forty-nine years before and after, how can he be afraid of this heat?
Of course, he doesn't care, but the two demons of the Black Wind Monster have little knowledge, but they don't have the opportunity to visit the gossip furnace (the ghost is willing to go), he can't bear it, I didn't see it, the black wind monster's dark bear hair was curled, and General Yin's mighty king characters were baked into a ball.
In other words, not long after Chen Xuanzang, the two of them did not learn anything else, Chen Xuanzang's habit of talking about image has been completely learned, and he has begun to pay attention to his dressing.
As for Chen Xuanzang, he has a Jinlan robe on his body, and water and fire are not invasive, this bit of heat is nothing, and he is not thrown into the gossip furnace.
But, can you still talk well?
Deeply experienced how tired it is to talk to Chen Xuanzang, which shows that the little walkers are thinking about ginseng...... Life, quietly making a beautiful boy paper, but the black wind monster had to lift his spirit, and was about to explain the cause and effect, when a small window suddenly opened on the red roof, revealing the cold and pretty face of Queen Xiliang, and another small, cute little face that the little walker has.
"It turns out that your child is so old, you lied to me yesterday!"
Queen Xiliang didn't speak, but Chen Xuanzang covered her chest, with an unbearable weak posture, Her Majesty's pretty face suddenly turned crimson, and words popped out of her silver teeth: "Chen Xuanzang, guess where this is?"
"Sure enough, women are the most unkind, when they lie to you, they call you your royal brother, and after turning their faces, they call you Chen Xuanzang, poor people still treat you as the queen's sister......" Chen Xuanzang looked sad, pointing at each other, and his body trembled, like a boy who was deceived by an unscrupulous female hooligan and cheated his money.
"Well, the focus of your concern is wrong, shouldn't it be that you care about where the hell is here?" only made the Black Wind Monster and General Yin almost go crazy.
Queen Xiliang was even more angry, and suddenly had a kind of realization - Chen Xuanzang is the kind of person who can talk to himself, talk about other people's topics to death, and make himself happy, and he can't talk happily at all.
In order to explain her meaning, Her Majesty crackled like pouring beans, and quickly threw out what she wanted to say.
"Chen Xuanzang, my Dan furnace is refined by the refractory bricks of the Bagua Furnace, I hope you can still speak after being refined into a golden pill......
However, she underestimated Chen Xuanzang too much, or overestimated herself too much, no matter what Her Majesty said, Chen Xuanzang could take over the topic.
I saw Chen Xuanzang suddenly put away his sad face and replaced it with a pair of affectionate feelings: "I know that the queen's sister still likes me, even if I am refined into a golden pill, I still want to talk to me."
Sister Queen, you quickly let your brother out, my brother will not be angry with you, and he will not care about you having a child, having a child is actually not a big deal, it can cultivate your motherhood, such a sister and brother prefer ......"
In this case, the fool can continue to talk to him.
Although Queen Xiliang wanted to express her heart and spit out the words in her heart as respect, she was even more reluctant to see Chen Xuanzang's face, so she glared fiercely, closed the small window and locked him up.
"Sister Queen, Sister Queen, let's talk about it again, if you don't like the topic of having children, my brother can also change it. Eh, how can you go, no politeness at all! vixen, shrew!"
But Chen Xuanzang was anxious, calling again and again, looking forward to the stars and the moon, it was really tears for those who heard it, and sad for those who listened. I can't call Her Majesty the Queen.
Let's just say, once this woman changes her mind, you will use eight cows to pull her back to you.
But, will the essence of your Chen Xuanzang scumbag be exposed too quickly......
People only ignore you once, you scold other people's shrews, speaking of which, Her Majesty the Queen has a bewitching body and a beautiful face, but she is the only woman who makes the Black Wind Monster and General Yin tempted.
Generally speaking, they only like female monsters, female bear spirits, tigress spirits, and it is the first time they like women.
Chen Xuanzang scolded like this, even the second demon was a little hot, and he couldn't bear to listen to it anymore, no, people's hot noodles were roasted by heat, and it had nothing to do with Chen Xuanzang......
"Master, look, look, you drove the senior brother away yesterday, and this kind of thing happened today, what should I do this time, what should I do this time?"
The face was too hot, the heat poisoned the heart, the two demons of the Black Wind Monster lost their square inches, stomped their feet again and again, complained about Chen Xuanzang, and said, their eyes actually brought a fierce light.
also blame Chen Xuanzang for being lazy and hardworking, since he received the monkey as a big hand, everything is done by the monkey, and he can be his foodie with peace of mind, the two demons of the Black Wind Monster have never seen him make a move, so they naturally don't know his ability
, at this time of danger, he revealed his untrustworthy and unrighteous nature.
If Chen Xuanzang can't come up with an idea, the two demons will make up their minds, and they will eat Chen Xuanzang alive first, and pull a cushion back before he dies, even if he dies, he will be a full ghost!
Oh, you say that human flesh is too woody, and there is only meat and no vegetables?
It's okay, isn't there still a little walker, ginseng is also a plant, and a plant is a vegetable, anyway, they have good teeth, and they are not afraid of the ginseng monster that can't bite for more than five hundred years.
But if you want to eat Chen Xuanzang, it's still early, Chen Xuanzang is a man with opinions, ideas, culture, and ideals, and snorted coldly: "What's in a hurry, no matter how urgent things are, you have to wait for the teacher to freshen up first, they all say that every time there is a big event, you just can't hold your breath, you have to learn more from the master." ”
Wait, you just say, why take off your clothes?
I can't see that Chen Xuanzang has red lips and white teeth, a small white face, and a body that looks like two flesh, but he is actually quite strong, the small muscles are long, and he also has eight-pack abdominal muscles.
Ahem!
Now is not the time to talk about this...... Yes, it's not the time to take off your clothes, even if Chen Xuanzang wants to be a beautiful man, but Her Majesty the Queen has already left, and it's too late to undress now.
Or before he died, he experienced love across races and genders.
The faces of the Black Wind Monster and General Yin instantly sank like the bottom of the pot......
No, the face of the Black Wind Monster was originally the background color of the pot, but General Yin's face was roasted into the background color of the pot.
Seeing that Chen Xuanzang was undressing too slowly, well, seeing that their masters and apprentices were still blind, not putting Her Majesty the Queen and her alchemy furnace in their eyes, Her Majesty was unhappy again.
Even though she was happy to see Chen Xuanzang's master and apprentice's boat capsize, she couldn't wait to refine Chen Xuanzang's slut into a golden pill to eliminate the hatred in her heart.
Her Majesty made up her mind, coldly opened the refractory brick alchemy furnace, between the four walls, with a hula, more than ten fire dragons burst out, the scales and armor were huge, all of them were hideous and fierce, and the heat was surging, the black wind monster and General Yin's demonic power could not resist, and they were instantly roasted to the fur, and screamed.
"Master, master, think of a way!"
"What's the hurry, wait until I take off my clothes, I'll be babbling, and I won't see at all. Chen Xuanzang rolled his eyes, still unhurried, only took off a pair of trousers before stopping, paused, and sighed strangely: "At this time, if you say, 'Master, master, the monster is coming, quickly find the senior brother to come back', I am actually very happy!"
"Neuropathy, what kind of meme is this?"
The Black Wind Monster and General Yin were stunned, and then they heard a loud shout: "Oh, monster, quickly release Lao Sun's master!"
That voice is clearly the monkey of the Monkey King, and the two demons never knew that the monkey's voice was so exciting.
reluctantly forgave the monkeys for beating them violently, causing them to be "enslaved" by Chen Xuanzang.
Messing around under Chen Xuanzang is really no different from slavery, otherwise how could the two demons want to eat Chen Xuanzang raw, the so-called seeing the demon heart for a long time, it is not that Chen Xuanzang is ruthless, how can they be unrighteous......
Wait, speaking of Chen Xuanzang, why haven't you heard his voice for a while, won't you die?
If he died, could the monkeys spare them?
The second demon hurriedly turned around, his eyes glared suddenly, and he almost jumped out of his sockets......
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