Chapter 16: Memorial Service (2)
Fortunately, although Qiu Jiaze was a little breathless, he finally said the second half of the sentence:
“...... You are Tang Xuan...... The brother-in-law of the godson of Tang Xi's third uncle...... Your name is ...... It's called Tang Lang, are you really here?"
The dozen or so students in the back were immediately relieved and got up one after another.
Everyone warmly received Tang Lu, a relative.
Tang Yi was a little helpless.
He wasn't in the mood to stay here anymore, but in this way, it was difficult to leave.
"Tang Wandering relative, how are you ...... Why don't you look different from Tang Liu?"
"It seems that the genetic structure of your Tang family is very complicated!"
"That's right, if Tang Lu had your looks, Xiao Lu might have agreed to him at that time!"
The classmates chattered and pulled him to sit together, and even several female classmates secretly used their mobile phones to check their own appearance.
Only then did Tang Yi remember that he was now "Yang Wei", a Yang Wei with strong enough hardware conditions.
And he is very capable of fighting, and he is fully qualified to become the second Jackie Chan.
Tang wandered him...... He's a genetic mutation. Tang Yi could only answer like this.
"That's right, I've always thought so!" Qiu Jiaze opened his mouth to agree.
The students all laughed, and the atmosphere was the same as before, still very harmonious and happy.
It's just that because of the appearance of "Tang Tao's relatives" and Qiu Jiaze, who is Tang Tao's nemesis, everyone didn't continue to talk about Tang Tao's bad words, and chatted with each other about the situation after graduation.
"Letter Life" saw the sudden addition of this "Tang Wandering relative", which seemed to steal a lot of limelight from him, so he also got involved and asked Tang Wander:
"You should be a few years younger than Tang Liu, right? Now is it a freshman or a sophomore? Where are you studying? 985 or 211?"
"I didn't go to college. Tang replied.
Because Yang Wei really didn't go to college, his diploma was a high school dropout.
"Ah, didn't go to college?" and "Faith Life" deliberately raised his voice.
The students present all showed a look of pity, and there was a slight disdain in their eyes.
"Visionary!
"Letter Life" praised loudly, and then pointed to the black and white avatar of Tang Lu on the iPad, and said earnestly:
"You see, this relative of yours graduated from college, but he didn't find a job until he died. Knowing this, he took advantage of the fact that the house in Xincheng four years ago was only 8,000 square meters, and he used the money he spent in college to mortgage the house, and now it has risen to 40,000 yuan?
Do the math, with your relative's ability, even if he can find a job, can he earn so much money by working for someone else for another ten years?
Therefore, our classmate Tang Xuan, even if it is in vain in the end of the four years of college, it is a complete waste of money, time, and even life, you must not follow his old path.
Not going to college is your best choice!"
"......" Tang Yi nodded, and then forcibly suppressed the anger in his heart.
I can't afford to deal with a living person.
"Believe in life! What kind of bullshit do you put on! Like you, you go to 'repair the curtains' for female teachers all day long, and you haven't read in vain in four years of college?" Qiu Jiaze, who had just arrived, couldn't listen to it, and opened his mouth to stand up for his old friend:
"Today is Tang Xi's memorial service, you clean your mouth for me!"
"Yo, you're a pyramid schemer, and you still think my mouth is dirty? What, you're planning to brainwash us?" "Letter Life" didn't show weakness and opened his mouth to fight back.
“¥#@#@&*!”
“#@#&#¥#!”
The classmates hurriedly came out to dissuade them and pulled the red-faced two people apart. Tang Lu also joined in and tried to hold Qiu Jiaze down.
It's not that Tang Lu is afraid of this "letter life", but that he is here, and he can't let Qiu Jiaze step on the thunder.
How can you watch your friends stand up for you, but hide as a turtle?
Some guys should always teach a lesson!
But force is not necessarily required. Even if Tang Lu is confident enough to let this "letter life" live in the hospital for half a year.
A civilized society has a civilized way of man.
While his classmates were still continuing to dissuade him, Tang Lu secretly took out his mobile phone, opened WeChat, and then found "Letter Life" from the address book and sent three words:
"See you in the evening!"
No one saw it. Tang Lu secretly stuffed the phone back into his pocket again.
"Ding Dong!"
The angry "Letter Life" took out his mobile phone, glanced at it casually, and said to everyone:
"Forget it, quarreling with this kind of stupid person who does MLM has simply lowered my grade! No, another big customer asked me to have dinner at night, so I left first!"
As he spoke, he stood up, then seemed to remember something, and carefully checked the WeChat he had received.
"Mom!" "Letter Life" screamed in fright, and the phone fell on the table.
The classmates were puzzled and came to see it, so everyone's faces changed.
"How is this possible?tanghuang484...... This is really Don ...... Tang Xi's WeChat account?"
"No, Tang Lu's mobile phone should have been taken away by the police a long time ago, and the WeChat account must be gone?
"Hit the ghost!" 'Letter Life' just said bad things about Tang Wander, and Tang Wander immediately sent WeChat over, most of them were ...... Most of it was Tang Lu who appeared!"
In the trance, there seemed to be a gust of wind blowing, which was chilling to the bone.
......
In the midst of the discussion, the eyes of some classmates fell on Tang Lu.
So Tang Lu also coaxed, revealing a face full of horror.
No one doubted this handsome young man who was less than twenty years old.
In the end, everyone's eyes looked at the portrait of Tang Tao displayed on the iPad.
Black and white, very blurry. It's like a face full of mosaics.
The face of "Faith Life" turned pale.
As the successor of Marxism-Leninism and the successor of "materialism," in the end he chose to believe in the old saying that "it is better to believe in what is there than to believe in nothing," and bowed to the feudal superstition that had been inherited for 5,000 years.
"Don ...... Tang Xi, I was wrong...... It's me Chen Xin who talks nonsense, you ...... Don't take it to heart. "Letter Life" apologized vigorously to the iPad.
"It's the first time you've gone to the grave, do you understand the rules, kneel down and kowtow!" Qiu Jiaze shouted in disgust.
"Faith Life" is actually still a little skeptical, and it does not rule out the idea that someone is playing a prank.
Of course, he wouldn't kneel in front of an iPad.
But at this time, he suddenly found that the three words "see you at night" that Tang Lu had just sent on his mobile phone were gone, and were replaced by a gray sentence:
"'tanghuang484' has withdrawn a message. ”
"Mom!"
"Letter Life" weakened his knees and fell to his knees on the spot.
Tang Lu sighed and secretly put the phone back in his pocket.
IQ is a hard injury!
At the level of "faith life", you can sleep today's achievements, and it is time to pay the IQ tax.
And then there was the mess of classmates. Some said that a monk, Taoist priest or priest should be found to overtake it, some said that a serious memorial service should be held for Tang Tao, and some said that the shooting case in which Tang Tao was killed has not yet been solved, so he will not be separated.
......
Fortunately, in the end, everyone came to a unanimous conclusion, and "Letter Life" paid for a family bucket and put it in front of the iPad as a sacrifice. Then more than a dozen students present began to make excuses and left one after another, among which "Faith Life" ran the fastest.
After all, there was such a "supernatural incident", and today's class reunion dressed as a "memorial service" is completely abolished.
The last one to leave was the owner of the iPad. He cautiously withdrew his iPad, yelling to take it for formatting.
5 minutes later, only Tang Lu and Qiu Jiaze were left.
Tang Lu enjoyed the family bucket on the table alone - anyway, this was originally a "sacrifice" bought for him.
At least it's much better than my own chicken cutlet.
Tang Tao feels that there is still a lot of room for improvement in "Jianghu One Chicken Chop".
"So, that WeChat just now, was actually sent by you?" Qiu Jiaze on the other side stared at Tang Lu with a serious expression.
"What?" said Tang as he continued to eat chicken.
"Don't think I don't know, that kid actually has two mobile phones! In addition to the one he often uses and was taken away by the police, there is also another one that specializes in playing games!"
Qiu Jiaze was a little angry and continued:
"In the past three months, Tang Lu has been connecting to my wifi with two mobile phones every day, which is really stupid for me? Until the two days after he was killed, the other mobile phone has been connected to my wifi!
But since you came to my house the day before yesterday to pick up Tang Lu's relics, the other mobile phone in the wifi has disappeared. Obviously, of course, it was taken away by you!That's why you can use that mobile phone to log in to Tang Lu's previous WeChat and make today's prank!"
And you-"
Qiu Jiaze said this, stretched out his hand and pointed at Tang Xuan.
"What am I?" Tang continued to eat chicken.
He was sure of the IQ of his old classmate.
"You ......" Qiu Jiaze really couldn't take it.
"......" Tang Xuan.
"......" Qiu Jiaze.
2 minutes later, Qiu Jiaze had to start another topic:
"Forget it, you secretly sent a message with Tang Li's WeChat, also to teach a lesson about 'letter life', there is no problem here! But you have a problem, because you are not Tang Li's relative at all!"
"Reason?" Tang Lu finished eating a chicken wing, and picked out a chicken leg from the family bucket.
"You said that your name is Tang Lang, and you are the brother-in-law of Tang Lang's third uncle's godson. Later, I carefully sorted it out, according to the relationship you said, you and Tang Lu can't get together at all, how can you have the same surname as him as 'Tang'?"
Qiu Jiaze is very satisfied with the flaw he found.
"Don't your parents also have the surname 'Qiu'?" Tang asked rhetorically.
"Nonsense! What is the relationship between my parents? That's the closest relationship between husband and wife, well, it's close relatives! And you and Tang Lu are simply relatives who don't have to do ...... together."
Speaking of this, Qiu Jiaze finally came back to his senses and understood the logic of Tang Xuan's rhetorical question.
He was speechless.
Tang Lu sighed, not wanting to continue to entangle with him, so he reached out and patted Qiu Jiaze on the shoulder:
"It's actually very simple, your hometown is called 'Qiujia Village', and my hometown and Tang Liu's hometown is called 'Tangjiatun'. ”
After saying this, Tang Lu picked up the family bucket on the table and brushed his clothes away.
Only Qiu Jiaze was left alone and messy.
After 5 minutes, Qiu Jiaze thought of a new question:
"How do you know that my parents are surnamed 'Qiu'? How do you know that my hometown is called 'Qiujia Village'?"
It's a pity that the "gnawing chicken" has long disappeared from the "Tang wandering relative".