Chapter 15: Memorial Service (1)

The "smile service" of "nibbling chicken" really lives up to its name, and the waiter is still smiling in the face of customers like Tang Lu who only need a glass of boiled water.

After all, compared to those who gathered in the store for a memorial service, Tang Lu was already their high-quality customers.

Not far away, more than a dozen classmates were chatting, chatting happily.

Tang Yi listened carefully.

"Xiaoxiao, in the past few months after graduation, I have been busy renting a house, changing household registration, and finding a job! If it weren't for today's memorial service, we wouldn't have had a chance to get together after leaving school. ”

"Isn't it? It's said that it's a memorial service, but it's actually just an excuse for everyone to get together. After all, it's been a four-year friendship, but we can't just say that we will break up! When the people are almost here, we will find another place to have dinner and sing K!"

"Okay! By the way, the classmate we want to mourn today is called Tang ...... Don what's coming from?"

"Let me tell you, how do you see my hair? I was given a blind date at home in the evening, and I was said to be a Fortune 500 executive, and he was a handsome guy with six-pack abs......

......

"......" Tang Xuan.

Hearing the laughter and laughter of his classmates, and seeing their high-spirited and flowery dresses, Tang Yi was a little lost and a little sad.

On second thought: it's actually fine.

Because of his death, he was able to make everyone take time to reunite once, and it was also his own contribution.

Contributions, no matter how big or small.

is like what Xing Ye said in the movie:

"Even if it's a pair of underwear and a roll of toilet paper, it's useful. ”

As a "dead man", Tang Lu didn't want to care about anything anymore.

He silently drank his boiled water, ready to sit down again and leave.

The students not far away continued to chat:

"That's why I'm going to say, because you've finished four years of college, you still don't know what the value of going to college is!

A male classmate in a straight suit was talking loudly.

Of course, Tang Xun knew this classmate: Chen Xin.

β€”β€”His classmate, and the vice president of the student union and the head of the life department. On weekdays, he is dignified and serious, but his private life is a mess, and he drills into the teacher's office every day.

Anyway, it's the kind of character reputation that is very bad and annoying.

Therefore, everyone called him "Faith Life" in private for his position as the "Minister of Student Union Life".

"'Faith Life' can come to his memorial service, which shows that he is still a good person in the end. Tang Lu thought to himself.

Not far away, "Letter Life" continues to give its own speech:

"What is the value of going to college?

Knowledge, bullshit, are you going to take the college entrance examination now, are you better than high school students?

How many of you are doing work related to our major?

Therefore, the real value of studying in college is the circle and the network!

You are a secondary school graduate, and all your contacts are secondary school graduates. Everyone introduces each other to jobs, provides opportunities, and goes back and forth with chefs, waiters, auto mechanics, and excavators, so your circle is here!

And as a college graduate, all your contacts are college graduates, and the resources that can be given to you in this circle are white-collar workers and even small leaders of various companies; if you are lucky, you can even jump out of one or two bosses or civil servants, as long as you are accurate enough to hug their thighs in the morning, you will have a chance to turn over!

In the same way, if you are a graduate of Tsinghua University and Peking University, your network is a more advanced talent, and the circle is also a relatively high-level resource in society; if you are a graduate of an overseas student, your network is the child of a rich man or a corrupt official, and the resources in the circle will be all kinds of top resources in society.

Therefore, the real value of studying in college is the circle and the network! As soon as you enter the university, the first task is to make contacts, and whoever is strong must move closer to whom!

And those who study all day long, improve their professional skills, work and study, and accumulate social experience outside the school, in the end, they pick up sesame seeds and lose watermelons, and they all go to college for four years in vain!"

"......" the students nodded silently.

Although everyone doesn't like this "faith life" very much, to this day, no one can deny his "truth".

Then "Letter Life" pointed to the black and white avatar of Tang on the iPad screen and continued:

"It's like the Tang Tao classmate we want to mourn today. In fact, his brain is not stupid, he is a little clever, but what he lacks is great wisdom. In the past four years of college, in addition to attending classes, he reads books, plays games, and plays his own, and he hardly interacts with everyone, and naturally he has not accumulated any contacts. No, I graduated for three months, was unemployed for three months, and finally didn't find a job until I died!"

"Letter Life" showed a very iron-clad appearance, couldn't help but sigh, and concluded:

"So I hope that Tang Lu can live a more clear life in his next life, and don't live like this again. And that's what today's memorial service is all about!"

"......" The students were silent

"Actually...... Actually, Tang Tao is fine, and others are still very good. In that off-campus practice class, Xiao Lu deliberately smiled at him, he actually believed it, thought that Xiao Lu was interesting to him, and took the initiative to help us get boiling water for a month in the dormitory. A female classmate seemed to think that the words "believe in life" were a bit too much, and interjected.

More than a dozen students present suddenly boiled:

"Wouldn't it?Xiaolu? Tang Lu never looked in the mirror himself?"

"Dare to pay attention to Xiao Lu, does he have a mine at home or is there someone on it?"

"No wonder Xiaolu didn't come today, it turns out that there is still this bad fate!"

β€œ......”

Everyone was in a hurry.

"......" Tang Xuan.

Xiaolu is the existence of the class equivalent to the class flower, and when she was young and ignorant, she did have the idea of thinking about what is wrong.

But that's all old things from my freshman year, and I haven't officially confessed it, so I can't imagine that I can still be amused by everyone today.

He drank his boiled water in one gulp and prepared to leave.

"People are very good, come on, this Tang Xuan, after all, is a fool, Xiaolu is not stupid!"

"Faith Life" couldn't help but say in a loud voice:

"Let's put it this way, one of the easiest ways to tell if a college student is stupid is to see how he revises before the exam. On the first night of my sophomore year, I passed by Tang Lu's dormitory and saw our classmate Tang Lu and Qiu Jiaze holding Marxist-Leninist textbooks and reviewing them.

As soon as these words came out, the students' eyes suddenly widened:

"Won't you, bragging?"

"Really?

"Are they really reviewing with textbooks? Don't they have review materials?"

"Marxist-Leninist, didn't the teacher give out special review materials in the last class? and led the whole class to mark the key points of the exam. Did they fall asleep in class or didn't go to the last class at all?"

"Hahaha...... I'm laughing to death! I'm a college student, and there are still people who take textbooks to review before the exam?"

All the students unanimously agreed with the "stupid theory" put forward by "Believe in Life".

In the laughter, it is happy.

The unique Tang wander was tinged with a hint of sadness.

Let him pass the past! Anyway, he is already dead, so why bother to pick up his past?

He slowly stood up and walked towards the door of the "gnawing chicken".

"Faith Life" continues to give its own speeches:

β€œ...... What? You ask me why I haven't dealt with you guys for the past four years? Joke, because you're not the contacts I'm going to build up at all!

The better the university, the higher the quality of the student circle, but no matter how high it is, it can't be as high as the resources of those teachers in the school!

Just like the teachers in our school, teaching is just a side job, okay! Who doesn't open their own studio outside and take over projects for themselves in the name of the school? Otherwise, with such a small salary, who would want to stay in the school and become a teacher?

You see I run to the office of 'Lao Hum' every day, for what? It's not to hug her thighs, otherwise how could I take on a big project before I graduate? No, as soon as I graduated, I took on two big projects from 'Lao Hu'!

Therefore, when it comes to the realm of life, compared with Chairman Chen of our Student Union, all of you here are ...... It's all ...... Hey, hey, haha!"

"Yes, don't you say that I almost forgot, believe in life...... Oh no, our Vice Chairman Chen, at that time, I had to go to the office of the 'old hum' every few days to 'repair the curtains'. Every time I entered, I would lock the door and lower the curtains on the windows. A female classmate couldn't help but interject and covered her mouth and laughed.

Then all the students had a wicked smile on their faces.

The face of "Faith Life" was a little unbearable, and he asked rhetorically with a black face:

"You ...... You know a piece of! If you don't have any dedication at all, can you still call a young man?"

Tang Lu had already walked to the door of the "gnawing chicken".

Of course, he knew that the "old hum" in the mouth of "Faith Life" was Teacher Yin, who taught professional courses, an unmarried woman in her forties. Because she likes to add the word "hum" every time she speaks, she was nicknamed "old hum" by her classmates.

So what kind of world is this?

Tang Lu felt that he really didn't belong to this circle, so it was better to be a quiet dead man.

Instead, he's better suited to go back and sell chicken cutlets......

Unexpectedly, just as Tang Lu was about to go out, a panting "fool" suddenly rushed in outside the door.

Qiu Jiaze.

- Tang Xi's roommate and friend before his death finally came, and he deliberately wore a black suit, and even the tie was black.

Tang Lu was a little moved.

But in front of him, Qiu Jiaze was stunned, thinking of the young man in front of him.

"You...... You are...... You are Tang Xuan......" Qiu Jiaze said loudly.

The dozen or so classmates who were talking happily in the back suddenly quieted down.

All eyes fell on Tang Lu, who was about to go out.