"Eh, in this world, it's not easy to make a little money, but I'm tired to death!" the fortune teller hammered his legs and complained.

Otherwise, it's not easy to make money, you say, he accompanies the beautiful lady in Xingyang Lane, Wutong Street, but in order to make some money for the hexagram, in order to prove the accuracy of the hexagram, the deviation of the hexagram is pulled around by this guest.

Doesn't it take effort?

Of course, it takes effort.

No, the guest put forward generous compensation conditions, including food and accommodation, all the expenses are counted on him, and the travel expenses will be reimbursed when he returns!

Listen to the hexagram, this feeling is good, eat and drink for nothing, and you can make a sum of money for nothing, but one yard is one yard, the money for the hexagram can not be less, and I will turn my face if it is less.

The brothers all know the accounts, not to mention that he is not familiar with the guests, at most the friendship of 33,333 years ago.

I haven't seen this for more than 30,000 years, the bones are all ashes, and what acquaintances are there to talk about, what acquaintance prices are talked about, it's all impossible!

The heart of the fortune teller was firm, he looked at the sun, well, very good, he walked for another half an hour, today's work has been done, and he can rest, and then, with a whoosh, he jumped to the tea shed on the side of the road.

"Boss, serving tea, I don't have any eyesight, how do you do business. The fortune teller knocked the table loudly, not without complaints.

It's just that what's the matter with the half-hour journey every day? When people ask him to go out on horseback, he will walk for half an hour a day, is he worthy of the wages given by others and worthy of his own conscience?

The fortune teller will only answer, boy, you are really too sweet.

"Coming, coming, what kind of tea do the guests want?"

How do you think, the owner of the tea shed is quite temperamental, although the person came out, but his hands are empty, with a sweat towel on his shoulders, and his hands on his waist, that breath can be justified.

It's just that you are a straightforward ghost who sells tea, your tea shed is leaking on three sides, and you can't earn a hundred dollars in a month, what are you proud of, what kind of tea are you proud of, so particular, why don't you go to heaven!

But it did bluff the fortune teller, and if he was strong, he would be weak, so he immediately coaxed: "Or, the boss will introduce me to you?"

But the owner of the tea shed still had a sneer on the corner of his mouth, unmoved, and the fortune teller suddenly became anxious, and slapped the table: "Don't worry, the money must be enough, if you don't believe it, you can ask him to get it!"

"Poof!"

The stunned guest who was drinking the cool white open squirted out the cool white open and sprayed the hexagram body.

No, the tea shed sells tea, but Liang Bai Kai is still enough, and the more important thing is that the tea costs money, but Liang Bai Kai is free, of course, you don't have to be polite for free, drink a full water first, so as not to make the tea in this tea shed really particular, the taste is excellent, and he will cheat him of his small money.

"Well, there's money, there's money!" the guest replied vaguely, but his heart was very annoyed.

The so-called wealth is not exposed, even if he is really rich, he must be hiding it, how do you know that the fortune teller is so open-mouthed, he is really angry and decided on the spot, from tomorrow, the food cost of the fortune teller will be halved.

"Then the guest listens, my tea shed has three levels of tea!"

Hearing that there is money, the owner of the tea shed suddenly became enthusiastic and talked eloquently: "The first gear, the tea in the world, the tea fragrance is strong, the taste is mellow, the aroma is embedded for a long time, the taste is extremely positive, the so-called aftertaste is lingering, March is endless, tsk, that taste, who tastes who knows." ”

"Tsk!" The fortune teller couldn't help but wipe his mouth and wipe away the saliva that had accidentally leaked.

"The second gear, heavenly tea, the tea is refreshing and the soup is colored

Bright orange yellow, the aroma from deep to shallow, then from shallow to deep, and then from deep to shallow, so repeatedly, just like life, ups and downs, short and extraordinary, exactly, this tea should only be in the sky, how many times can I taste it in the world?"

"Tsk!"

The fortune teller wiped his saliva again, and couldn't help asking, "What about the third gear, what about the third gear?"

The first two gears taste so good, and the third gear is not against the sky?

"The third gear, soul tea, this tea is colorless and fragrant, but it is called the soul, the so-called one hair into the soul, three mouthfuls do not go out of the shed, this tea ordinary people can only drink one sip, there is a shocking feeling of the soul, three mouthfuls into the abdomen, but it will be 'ecstasy'!"

The owner of the tea shed said demagoguously, his eyes blinked, especially in the word "ecstasy", which was called a subdued tone and frustration, which aroused reverie, and almost said, come on, old man, come to the soul, come to experience the lost youth.

"Okay, it's going to be in third gear!"

Sure enough, if it is a man, he can't refuse the bewitchment of the tea shack owner, and he has lived for more than 30,000 years, although he almost confused his gender, but he still stubbornly claims to be a man, an old man, and he can't resist his bewitchment at all, so he slapped the table and responded immediately.

But the boss didn't set his eyes on him at all......

Nonsense, it's not him who pays for this, why are you staring at him.

"Tell me, how much does it cost?" the guest calmly took a sip of cold white open, well, savored it, and a little sweet.

Although I have not expressed my position, the meaning is already very clear, it is okay to negotiate the price, it is not okay to ask for the price all over the sky, if you dare to ask for the price all over the sky, I can't help it, which tea you bring, or where to bring it back to me.

"A glass of gold for a tael. ”

The owner of the tea shed gestured his fingers, as if you were taking advantage of the big advantage, and did not make the guests so angry that they vomited blood.

"Couldn't be cheaper. "The guests are unwilling.

"It's already the cheapest. The tea shed owner shrugged.

"We're old friends. "Guests tried to set almost.

"It's already a friendship price. The owner of the tea shed remained indifferent.

"When I came out, you forgot to give me the money back. "The guests are gnashing their teeth.

"There is such a thing, guest, you have to keep your own things, how can you blame others if you lose them. The owner of the tea shed was innocent, and finally sighed: "It turns out that the guests are not really here to drink tea, let's go, let's go, you are willing to buy me before you are willing to sell, you are too expensive to do this business." ”

Saying that, the owner of the tea shed turned around to leave, but knowing that he was pretending to be a gesture, how could the guest enter his trap again, and immediately sneered: "This tea, I ...... Bought. ”

Quite a lot of extravagance.

"Cool!"

The owner of the tea shed gave a thumbs up, but shouted to the kitchen behind the tea shed: "Chenghui, six cups of tea in the third grade." ”

Thump!

scared the guests who finally pretended to be arrogant so that their legs were weak and they almost pounced.

Didn't you say that a cup of tea was a tael of gold, no, when did he want to pass six cups of tea, one cup per person, if it wasn't for the dislike of the hexagram being too obscene, he wanted to buy only one cup, what six cups of tea he wanted, what six cups of tea he wanted, and what six cups of tea he wanted, greed was insufficient, you treat tea as rice, right?

"Rare and weird. The owner of the tea shed gave him a disdainful look.

The so-called big (broken) shopkeeper, the guest has placed an order, how much to sell is not his final say, selling one cup is selling, selling six cups is also selling, the owner of the tea shed is sure that the guests themselves will be willing to buy six

Cup.

Because, his cup is only the size of a little thumb.

Little thumb, big?

Looking at the six cups of tea on the table, the mouth of the cup is only the thickness of a little thumb, the wall of the cup is extremely thick, and if you look closely, it only contains a drop of tea with the amount of a droplet, which is barely a cup...... Fart.

When I drank this cup of tea, I was afraid that my lips would not even be moisturized.

The guest thought that three mouthfuls would not go out of the shed, so he would drink a cup of tea in three sips, but he did not expect that a mountain is still a mountain high, and a cup is smaller than a glass, in order to make him pay more, the owner of the tea shed is so treacherous that he uses a cup the size of a little thumb to fill the tea, is intended to empty his money bag.

"Boss, you said you would give me three parts of red. So the guest decided to bring it up again.

"Do you want a guest?"

It was not the owner of the tea shed who spoke, but the lady of the tea shed, who was born with a curvy and bewitching, charming and moving, with a pair of big eyes watery, as if she could speak.

No, as soon as the proprietress appeared, the fortune teller stopped talking, and patronized to wipe her saliva there!

"Yes, why not, but I ask to inspect the goods before paying the bill. "The guest made one last request.

"Well, what are you talking about, we are afraid that you will not be able to repay the account, even if you fail to repay the debt, we can also go to your house to ask for the account, think about it, you are such a big official, you will not rely on us for this little money, otherwise it will be spread out, and your face will not look good, right?"

The owner of the tea shed is not ...... at all At...... Meaning, never do ...... Power...... Threatened, generously pushed out the six cups of tea, the guests stared fiercely at the pair of gods (adulterers) immortals (husbands) and dependents (lewd) couples (women), picked up the teacups one by one, and sulked to the sky, before they could feel the taste of one or two golden cups of tea, they trembled all over, and found themselves lying on a table.

Cold and shivering, the guest hurriedly jumped up, and a ray of sunlight shone in, shining brightly, so that he couldn't help but squint his eyes.

"Aren't you afraid that I will drug you?"

The voice of the voice came in the sunlight, and the guests looked and saw a strange man in a scholar's robe and clogs with his back to him.

The reason why I say strange is because the guest has been bluffed by the strange man's style, but who knew that suddenly there was a naughty breeze, and gently lifted the strange man's hem, revealing his long big hairy legs with dog skin plaster.

That's it, don't mention being funny.

"How do you know I'm not afraid?" the guest adjusted to the light, and stepped forward to stand side by side with the strange man.

"Afraid to come?" the strange man looked at him strangely, describing it as pompous.

"Don't you dare to come?" replied the guest, rightly speaking.

"yes, I'm afraid I'm going to come!"

The strange man laughed, the sun became more and more dazzling, gradually covering his figure, and without waiting for the guest to get used to it, one hand pulled him suddenly, but he saw that the fortune teller was wearing a black robe, showing half of his face obscenely, and reminded obscenely.

"Guest, be careful, we are now deep into each other's hinterland, and if we are exposed, we will die somehow. ”

Well, it's obscene.

The guest found that he was also wearing a lewd black robe of the same style, and couldn't help laughing: "Don't worry, if you are really discovered, I will protect you!"

"Three to one, you can also protect me?" the fortune teller was not without suspicion.

"Three to one, I can protect you too!" the guest nodded vigorously, indicating that he never lied.

"Okay, I'll call someone!"

。 Nine Heavenly God Emperors