"Sell flowers, sell flowers, the fragrance of flowers is quiet, nourishing qi and nourishing the spirits, not only help improve the appearance, but also enhance the connotation, two flowers for a penny, no fragrance and no money, come and buy it!"

"Fortune telling, fortune telling, fortune accumulation, not only to keep you safe, but also to wish you good luck, a hexagram as long as ten cents, not good money, don't want money, come and count!"

"I said stinky god, do you want to do this, I shout a sentence and you shout a sentence, what do you mean? ”

The fortune teller just finished shouting, and immediately kicked the beautiful lady next to her, the beautiful lady should be disgusted, her face was not angry, and she blamed the obscene looking fortune teller next to her, and almost poked the other party's head with her white fingers.

But no, to do business, in addition to being able to shout, the façade must also be beautiful, sitting north and facing south, light and transparent is the basic, and the decoration must be high-end and atmospheric, otherwise how can it attract guests.

Mei Jiao Niang undoubtedly has a beautiful "façade", but there is this obscene fortune teller sitting next to her, not to mention her ugly appearance, pulling down her "façade value", and she likes to shout blindly, how much business has ruined her Many people have obviously been greeted by Mei Jiao Niang, but the fortune teller suddenly snored, the voice was like a broken basket, sharp and high, which made them panic, swish, turn around and run.

It's just that when everyone ran away, they didn't forget to clamp their thighs tightly, and that posture looked like XiaoHun......

made the beautiful girl so angry that she rolled her eyes.

But she just rolls her eyes and likes to look at it, a handful of cheap bones, so embarrassed that she touched the place where she was kicked by Mei Jiaoniang, put her palm under her nose, and smiled strangely.

"Fragrant, so fragrant!"

can make people restless, and the jade face is flying.

Wait, like to watch?

Nonsense, I don't like to see you as a fortune teller who is full of food and support, and he wants to put the hexagram stall next to others, just for this matter, he is a big battle against the thirty-three heroes of the Tiger Gang in Xingyang Lane, Wutong Street.

You must know that the 33 heroes of the Tiger Gang are scoundrels among scoundrels, splashing skin among splashing skins, kicking widows' doors, digging out household graves, and can't do anything.

The fortune teller dared to challenge the thirty-three heroes of the Tiger Gang for the sake of this beautiful girl, it can be said that she was bold, this courage, I don't have to say, there must be a kind.

How many neighbors gave him a thumbs up while waiting to collect his body.

But who would have thought, people would have won!

In that battle, the streets were frightened, chickens and dogs jumped, and Xingyang Lane on Wutong Street was full of shouting and killing.

There are those who are not afraid of death, quietly pick up the wall and take a look, oh, good guys, I saw that the big boss of the Tiger Gang is a black tiger who plucks his heart, and the monkey picks a peach and breaks an egg......

The so-called enemy does not move, in order to respond to all changes, the fortune is a trick to eat all over the world, but the two tremors who are not afraid of death are shocked, and since then they have panicked when they smash eggs.

There is no cure for this disease, and there is no cure.

The fortune teller is also because of the "fierce name" far spread, all the men in Xingyang Lane of Wutong Street see the fortune teller, and they are born to be a head shorter.

Nonsense, this leg is scared and weak, and you have to hold it to stand firmly, and of course your body is a head shorter.

No, there are men who have walked by and passed by when they saw Mei Jiao Niang being "molested", their eyes were red, their blood was unkempt, they snorted coldly, and then they also turned around and walked away with their thighs between their thighs.

This is true even for the guests who were greeted by Mei Jiao Niang before.

Are people really scared away by the sound of fortune tellers?

You are so naïve!

People are clearly scared away by the "bad name" of the fortune teller, right?

When we are stupid, fools stay!

"Hmph, anyway, you are not allowed to learn from me to sell!"

In that room, seeing that the guests had run away, Mei Jiaoniang also snorted coldly, raised her face coldly, raised her head high, revealing a beautiful neck, like a white swan, set the rules, and swallowed saliva in a greedy fortune teller.

But it's a pity that he has a thief's heart but not a thief's guts, just a giant in thought, a dwarf in reality, he was greedy for a long time, and he didn't dare to move his hands and feet.

To be precise, unless Mei Jiao Niang kicks him personally, the fortune teller will never dare to touch Mei Jiao Niang.

This kind of character has long been pondered by Mei Jiao Niang, otherwise Xingyang Lane on Wutong Street is so big, and the fortune teller is so obscene, where can the beautiful Jiao Niang go, the fortune teller insists on coming, she can also go.

Really think about it, there are many rights and wrongs in front of the beautiful girl, and there are "famous" fortune tellers, but here is the safest.

"However, you haven't opened for three days, can it be that you have finally succeeded in eating the Northwest Wind Divine Skill, and you can laugh at the rivers and lakes from now on?"

Stubble after stubble, Mei Jiao Niang set the rules, and talked about other things, her expression was still arrogant, but there was a concern hidden in the arrogance.

Speaking of which, the business of fortune tellers is probably related to the "bad name......

"Jiao Niang, don't worry, my business will not open for a year, open for three years, maybe, I will come to the wronged boss later, wait for me to slaughter him well, and get some savings for our family." ”

"Phew, who is with you, our family, the mouth is flowery, and the oil tone is smooth. ”

can make Mei Jiaoniang so ashamed that she picks up the rolling pin on the spot, and she is going to give a violent beating to the fortune teller.

Wait, rolling pins?

Of course, it's a rolling pin, not spicy, Mei Jiaoniang's delicate flowers have already been picked.

"Excuse me, is there a fortune here?"

Fortunately, there is finally a big wrongdoer, cough cough, finally a guest came to tell the hexagram, and by the way, he saved the fortune teller.

"Big head, cough cough, you're here, what are you, our store counts heaven and earth, five hundred in the front, five hundred in the back, small count whose rat stole oil, big count who ran away with the emperor's mother-in-law......"

"Ahem, ahem, wait, ahem, ......"

But when he heard the injustice, he coughed violently, as if he was going to cough out his lungs.

In other words, he is still a mother-in-law now!

Wait, does he have a mother-in-law and what does it have to do with it now?

also made the fortune teller look ugly, as if he suddenly found half a grain of mouse feces in the porridge when he was eating porridge, as for where the other half is not explained here, he sneered and made an ending: "...... If it doesn't work, you don't want money. ”

Nonsense, you improvise, perform like a fascination, intoxicated yourself, and then suddenly someone interrupts you with a voice, that uncomfortable energy, who is uncomfortable, who knows, who knows who is ugly, who is ugly, who is angry.

Hmph, although the guests are very important, but the fortune teller is not spineless, the so-called people are not short of ambition, since this person dares to interrupt his impromptu performance, the fortune teller does not have to be polite to him, he lost his temper on the spot, and he ...... Licking his face, he asked, "What is a guest?"

That cheap look, so angry that the beautiful lady wanted to kick him again......

"Count where my enemy is!" the guest finally took a breath, thought for a moment, and said this, only to add at the end: "It's not good and doesn't want money, right?"

Not surprisingly, the flickering inspiration of fortune-telling interrupted......

In other words, he was thinking of a good idea to fool people just now, so he conceived the outline, and he was interrupted by the other party before he could think of the details.

Really, is it unbearable, I don't know if the inspiration of a bad person is like killing a parent, how difficult it is to think of an inspiration?

If you don't know, ask the keyboard warriors who have "pounced" and followed, and still "pounced" and followed, and you will know how sad their hearts are.

"Don't want money, you think too much, no one can tell me about divination and don't want money, you should be this spirit is up to you, of course, I have the final say. ”

He had a secret sneer, and the smile on his face was closed, revealing a little coldness: "Guests can rest assured, our store has been professional in fortune-telling for 300 years, but it is a time-honored brand, and the fortune-telling must be spiritual." ”

Not to mention, his face suddenly turned cold, and he completely lost his usual obscenity, but a little more fairy wind bones, and even Mei Jiaoniang's eyes flickered.

"Well, if this god stick dresses up well, can he also be taken out to meet people? cough cough, the old lady doesn't care if he can see people or not, but I'm afraid that his image is too bad, and the old lady's business will be bad by the old lady's side, yes, that's it. ”

If the fortune teller noticed, he would definitely not tell her that you think too much, and it has nothing to do with the fairy wind bones, but with money.

Nonsense, this guest is not asking if he doesn't want money, he can't turn back and he doesn't want to do it, this is a proper want to repay the account, the fortune teller can be spineless, but not money, who dares to get along with his money, he dares to be polite to the other party.

After all, the fortune teller didn't bother to conceive of inspiration, so he only pretended to pinch his fingers, pointed his hand, and said, "If the guest wants to find the enemy, he only needs to look for the place where he came." ”

Eh, this is a profound meaning, even Mei Jiaoniang pondered for a while, and secretly praised: "There is depth, there is connotation, it is worthy of the old lady's ...... Ahem, ahem!"

The one who was only called the fortune teller gave her a strange look.

The enemy, of course, is connected with your cause and effect, is the cause of the past, it can also be said that there is a cause for things, the so-called coming and looking for it is to tell you, you have found it, look back and think about where it was missing, the enemy you are looking for must be hidden there.

Ahem!

Of course, the words of the fortune teller will definitely not be so indiscriminate, and when you come to look for them, it also means that the enemy is hiding somewhere in a place where you have been looking back and forth, but still ignoring.

As for where, exactly?

I'm sorry, I found it, it's the credit of the fortune telling, I didn't find it, it must be that the guest has something missing, please continue to look for you.

In short, his fortune tellers must be spiritual, and if he wants to repay the debt, there is no way!

Yes, that's it!

Mei Jiaoniang immediately grasped the key point, and immediately drew inferences from one another, deeply analyzed the simple words of the fortune telling, used a few routines, and wrote notes in the small book in her heart, and wanted to use it in her own business when she turned around.

Well, the children can be taught, and the children can be taught!

"Come, take the money!"