Chapter 13: True and False Old Drunkards
Loess, fine sand, an endless road, a guqin in his arms, a person on the road.
With a neighing sound, a carriage galloped past, then stopped, and a swaying wine gourd poked out of the carriage curtain, "That dusty young man, is he going to Tianji Gate?"
The boy nodded, this person who existed thousands of years ago was indeed a teenager.
"Exactly!" replied Xuan Ming.
"The boy came by chance, and got into the carriage. The gourd shook a few more times, and then it was withdrawn.
"This is the hall elder of the Heavenly Pole Gate Red Gold Palace, don't be stunned, hurry up and get into the carriage. The guy who was driving the car saw that Xuan Ming looked stunned, so he urged.
Xuan Ming got into the carriage, uh...... A wine burp, so big wine, a wine gourd handed over, "Good wine, the young man take a sip." ”
Xuan Ming waved his hand, "I don't know how to drink." ”
The wine gourd that was handed out was withdrawn, and he raised his head and took a big sip, which was another wine burp.
"My name is Lu Le, what's that boy's name?"
Xuan Ming arched his hand, "Xuan Ming." ”
"If you don't drink, life is tasteless. ”
Elder Lu Le of the Red Gold Hall of Tianji Gate is a well-known old drunkard in the Xuan family, no wine is not happy, no wine is not talking, no wine is tasteless and uninteresting, wine is a beautiful girl, and wine is a golden house.
A water bag was handed to Xuan Ming, "That young man is like water, please drink this tasteless." ”
"Thank you, Elder Lu!" Xuan Ming took the water bag and took a sip.
"The boy, take a big sip. ”
Xuan Ming took another sip of water from the water bag......
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"Got up, got up, all got up......"
Xuan Ming opened his eyes in a daze, sat up and looked up, only to find that he was already in a room, the room was very small, no furniture, no furnishings, only dirty and smelly straw spread on the ground, and there were more than 20 people sitting on the straw, men and women, old and young.
"It's eaten, it's eaten......"
A pot of cabbage, the vegetable is a small cabbage, a piece of cabbage floats on the clear water, this is the green cabbage floating on the water.
"It's all ...... It's all ......."
A pot of green cabbage floats on the table, and a man arranges the bowls, scooping them spoon by spoon, dividing them evenly, and when the last bowl is distributed, the only small piece of cabbage in the pot is placed.
"The ends of the earth come to meet, a family under the eaves, the young man please. ”
Xuan Ming took the bowl, and there was a small cabbage floating in the bowl he was holding.
It's a little inexplicable, very confused, like a dream, Xuan Ming sorted out his thoughts, and his last memory was in the carriage, but what was going on, how could he not be stunned when he looked at a piece of cabbage floating, he was really confused, where is this, everything in front of him is clearly real, and he can't figure it out!
With a wine burp, Lu Le walked in crookedly with a wine gourd, and men, women, and children cheered neatly.
"Elder Lu, Elder Lu......"
Lu Le stopped cheering as soon as he raised his hand, and then pointed at Xuan Ming, "What is the name of that young man?"
"Well...... Xuan Ming ...... "Xuan Ming just woke up from a dream at this time, the two sips of water he drank in the carriage before were problematic, and the water in the water bag must contain medicine that can make people drowsy, Xuan Ming was secretly vigilant in his heart, "This Lu Le doesn't seem to be a good person?"
As if seeing the change in Xuan Ming's mind, Lu Le said, "Our marketing education is the secret formation of the three pillars of the Xuanjia family, Tianji Gate, Bodhi Valley, and Tianyun Peak, and the marketing education has existed for ten years, and its purpose is only one, to create a way to get rich for all living beings in the world, with one person leading one person, the first to get rich, and the later to get rich, everyone has a chance, and everyone is equal." ”
"You live in one place, eat together, share weal and woe, you are a real family, if someone makes a mistake, someone wants to leave, it is the fault of all of you here, you fail to let the later people feel the warmth of home, if you do not do a good job, you will be punished, even if you are your own family, you will face the punishment of the education. ”
Lu Le paused deliberately when he said this, looked at Xuan Mingfu and said very meaningfully, "Don't be smart and harm the family." ”
"Poor eating, poor sleeping, is so that you can bear hardships and stand hard work, no one can succeed casually, we don't raise people who are lazy and lazy, if such a person gets rich in the future, he is also a rotten person, a rotten person with a little money, we do not welcome this kind of person, and the opportunity to get rich will not be given to this kind of person. ”
The applause was thunderous......
This Lu Le's rhetoric is really powerful, these people are said to be all kinds of meat, eight vegetarians, five confusions and six ways, drug people, imprison personal freedom, this sect must be a cult is undoubted, could it be that this Tianji Gate, Bodhi Valley, Tianyun Peak, the three pillars of the Xuanjia family have become qualitatively corrupted ten years ago, and the world is really going to fall.
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Lu Le, who was full of passion, suddenly stopped his sweet dream chicken soup speech, his eyes looked at the door, an old drunkard was walking in crookedly, the old drunkard looked exactly the same as Lu Le, the difference was the clothes, this old drunkard was wearing a blue robe, and there was a floating white cloud pattern on the cuffs of the robe.
"Who are you?" Lu Le shouted angrily.
"Who are you?" the man shouted angrily in the same tone.
"I'm Lu Le. Lu Le replied.
"You are Lu Le, so who am I?" the man shook the wine gourd in his hand and glanced at Lu Le.
"Where did you come from, you old drunkard, to dare to impersonate me. ”
"You say an old drunkard, I'm an old drunkard, why pretend. The man raised his head and took a big sip of wine, then said, "The cultist's disguise technique is also very good, his appearance is average, and his voice habits are also imitated by the subtlety. ”
The man raised his hand and shouted in a low voice, "The law is infinite, the anger of the arrows!" Suddenly, countless arrows shot at Lu Le, Lu Le's legs bent and fell to the ground, and the dense golden arrows stopped at an inch around Lu Le's body.
"Under the fake Lu Le, under the is not an old drunkard, Elder Lu spares his life. "This Lu Le is a fake.
"My Lu Le's name, you can use it as you like, but if you harm people in the name of Tianjimen, my old drunkard will have to teach you a lesson. ”
Lu Le stretched out a finger and flicked it gently.
"Ouch......"
With a shout, an arrow had already pierced into the fake Lu Le's ass.
Everyone looked at the fake Lu Le and screamed, standing quietly.
"Alas, where pie will fall from the sky, where will you pay if you don't pay!"
"You ...... Ay...... Disperse, disperse, go back to their own homes, and live in a down-to-earth manner. Looking at the people who gradually dispersed, Lu Le was very emotional in his heart, shook the wine gourd, raised his head and took a big sip, "It's still delicious." ”
"Hey...... Why doesn't that young man leave, you can leave, you are free. Lu Le walked towards Xuan Ming, "I have actually been following that ......" Lu Le glanced at the fake Lu Le who was still kneeling on the ground and touching his buttocks, "I saw your guqin, it seems that it must have been a thousand years to say the least." ”
Seeing that Xuan Ming was silent, Lu Le said, "The guqin is in the next room, take it and disperse." ”
"I want to enter the Heavenly Gate. Xuan Ming said.
"That young man wants to enter the Heavenly Pole Gate? is he trying to learn the exercises and get rid of demons. ”
"I'm looking for something. ”
"Oh, that young man is honest. ”
"Well, yes, yes. ”
"Think about it, the disciples of my Red Gold Hall are already full, the Water Hall only recruits female disciples, and the disciples of the Huoli Hall and the Haotu Hall are also full, and the Wood Hall may not be full at the moment. ”
"And the boy walked with me. ”
"Thank you, Elder Lu. ”
"You're welcome. ”
Tilted his head and took a sip of wine, then handed over the wine gourd, "Good wine, that young man takes a sip." ”
"Thank you, Elder Lu, I don't drink alcohol. ”
"Oh...... No drinking, tasteless, tasteless......"
Lu Le forgot to look at the fake Lu Le in a blink of an eye, "You like to imitate me very much?"
Fake Lu Le touched his ass and nodded.
Then he followed me, imitating my walking. ”
"Wine is a beautiful girl, wine is a golden house......"
Belch......
"I'm an old drunkard......"
Belch...... Belch......
"Good wine...... Good wine......"
"That young man will also learn to drink in the future, and he will be happy when he has wine. ”
Hahaha......