Chapter 14: The Merry Ink Boy
There is a mountain in the north such as the sky, connected with heaven and earth, there are a thousand wall rocks in the mountain, there is a decision engraved on it, the name is called Qingxin, this decision is the beginning of the creation of the Tianji Gate ancestor Qingyangzi carved out, its decision is respected by the Xuanjia people as the decision of the avenue, this decision is as follows:
"The pure heart is like water, the clear water is the heart, the breeze does not rise, the waves are not alarmed, the secluded fence sits alone, the long howling and the piano, the Zen silence is fixed, the poisonous dragon escapes, my heart has no idea, the heavens reward the diligent, I am righteous and awe-inspiring, the ghosts are shocked, I am overflowing, the heaven and the earth return to the heart, I am ambitious, the water is wide, the mountains are high, the flowing water is cloudy, the fresh cure, the straight road seeks the body, the sex is good, the road is natural!"
There is also a bird on the rock of the thousand thousand walls, the name is Qingling, Qingling is the descendant of the mysterious birds left over from ancient times, feeding on flowers and nectar, wild fruits in the mountains, especially good at flying high in the clouds, it understands human language, quite spiritual, it is in the Tianji Gate Respect Cloud Elder, mainly responsible for the collection and transmission of important confidential information, the Cloud Elder is usually a little naughty, naughty like an old naughty boy, he is now more than a thousand years old, and like a slippery fish, when the day is still slightly fish belly white, he is anxious to wake up the morning light, with his strange toneγ
"I don't know what to do...... I am righteous...... I'm full of love...... I'm ...... β
Raising his wings, with a brisk heart, he slid down towards the Qianrenbi Rock, and he could see a very high stone plaque door, with three big characters on it - Tianji Gate.
There is an old man under the stele door, the old man is very old, the face is a dry vine, there are two insect cocoons on the tree, that is his eyes, he raises his face that is about to touch the ground, his teeth are still honest in that grinning mouth, his lips are like dumpling skins, the blooming dumpling skins are laughing! Laughter made the two insect cocoons into two butterflies, the world of butterflies is full of flowers, Qingling is a playful flower, he floated to the Tianji Gate main hall Taiyi Palace, Taiyi Hall around the temple according to the five elements of the square position, the red gold hall is opposite the Dianmu Palace, next to the Dianmu Hall is the Shui Yi Palace, the Shui Tong Hall looks at the fire from afar across the dojo, guarding the door is the Haotu Palace, there are four palaces outside this three miles, the Qiangua Tianxiang Palace, the Gen Hexagram Tianfu Palace, the Xun Hexagram Tiankui Palace, the Kun Hexagram Tianyue Palace, the Xuanjia family will call these four palaces Ziwei Palace, the responsibility of the four palaces is to protect the Tianji Gate, the status of the palace master of the four palaces is also extremely special, they can listen to the tune and do not listen to the announcementγ
Outside the Tianxiang Palace, Qing Ling hovered in the air, and saw three small figures on the ground, with a strange scream, swooping down.
"Whew...... Call...... Whew......"
"Old Drunkard ......"
"Old Drunkard ......"
"The wine of filial piety to Elder Ben can be brought with ......"
"Oh...... It's the Cloud Elder. β
"Yes, with it, with it. β
Lu Le shook the wine gourd, and pointed to the fake Lu Le behind him, this fake Lu Le was hanging seven or eight jars of wine around his neck, and Qing Ling circled around the fake Lu Le, "I smelled the wine before I opened it, good wine." β
Lu Le chuckled: "Hehe...... The daughter of the five altars for 30 years is red, and the bamboo leaves are green for 30 years in the two altars. β
"The old drunkard has done a great job. β
"This cult's disguise technique is also powerful, exactly the same, exactly the same as you. β
"Peel off his face......
"No hurry, no hurry, I want two old drunkards to scare that little drunkard. β
"Burning Feng is drunk, and the Merry Mo Boy is drunk Luo. β
The little drunkard is the apprentice of the old drunkard, and the little drunkard is called Zhifeng, that is, the merry ink boy. β
"What happened to the little drunkard's temple today. β
"Drunk and confused, old drunkard, it's your turn to preside over the palace test today, and the fire leaves the palace test platform......"
"Ah......h
Qing Ling let out a strange cry and slapped his head with one wing, "Xiao Qing...... Xiaoqing ...... again Don't dare to ...... anymore Don't dare to steal ......."
Qing Ling looked at Xuan Ming on the side, so frightened that his bird's face changed color, thinking that the little bird's guts were really frightened, "...... Good bye...... No...... It's gone...... Never again......"
Qing Ling flew into the air as if he had escaped, and then disappeared, Xuan Ming was a little inexplicable, and Lu Le was also a little inexplicable.
"This cloud elder thinks he's drunk, don't care, that young man doesn't care. β
"This bird...... Does this Xiaoqing drink?" Xuan Ming asked.
Lu Le coughed, "This is Qing Ling, Elder Naiyun, his age and status are higher than mine. β
"Elder Cloud is over a thousand years old. β
"It's more than a thousand years old, and Elder Cloud has been around for thousands of years. β
"Then the Cloud Elder will know about the end of the world?"
"I shouldn't know, I haven't heard Elder Cloud mention it. β
"Is that young man interested in the world of the end of the law?"
"I want to know what's going on in the end of the world?"
"Oh...... The old drunkard also wanted to know that this was the purpose of the young man's visit to Tianjimen. The old drunkard asked, taking a sip of the wine in the gourd.
"Well, yes. Xuan Ming nodded.
"Well, honest young man, the elder of the wooden hall is called Xiao Liu, a good person, if he asks why you want to enter the Heavenly Pole Gate, the young man will say that he wants to learn the exercises and get rid of demons. β
"Thank you Elder Lu for the reminder. Xuan Ming clenched his fists.
"The young man also came by chance, and went with the old drunkard to see the little drunkard's palace test. β
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The begonia flowers of the Red Gold Hall are about to bloom, and a drunk person loves to say drunk words.
"The spring breeze is intended to be evenly colored, and it is sold with poetry and poetry. Qin Li is the most suitable for new rain, and the enchanting is all when it is about to open. Don't worry about Fan Dai being lazy in the window, and Liang Guangdanqing is late. Drunk twilight chant is not enough, envying him butterfly deep branches. β
The wine jar without wine was poured leisurely on the stone table, and the hot peak with a stomach full of wine was lying on the table with his hands, and the hot peak was the closed disciple of Lu Le of the Chijin Palace, he was old and old, and most of the disciples of the Chijin Hall were taught by him, and the Xuan family had three amazing sons, he was one of them, and the merry ink boy was him! His romance is on the wind and snow, in the wine jar, his romance is as thick as ink, his romance can contaminate people, but She Kun does not understand the charm of romance, he is as thick as a mountain, and his voice is like a ringing bell chime, "Burning peak, you want to try the palace today!"
Zhi Feng looked up at She Kun, who stood like a mountain, "Smile, what about you? Why don't you go to the palace to test?"
She Kun was a little baffled, he said, "I drank too much, I already passed the palace last year!"
Wine bubbles spat out in his mouth, and the wine burped one after another...... Belch......... Belch.........
"She Kun, I feel like the whole world is shaking!"
"Carry me to the temple to try!"
She Kun wiped his bald head, "I'm drunk, I'm a pile of mud, I'll carry you to the temple to test, and then beat ...... people."
Blaze Peak staggered to his feet, clutching the jar in his hand, dripping the last drop of wine down his throat.
"Hey...... It's not ......."
"If there is wine in life, you must be drunk, how can a drop go to Jiuquan......"
She Kun seemed to remember something, and slapped his head violently, "Listening to your crazy talk, I almost missed the right thing." β
She Kun carried the drunken bones to his shoulders and galloped like a big bear carrying a little lamb!
Blazing Feng waved the empty wine jar and shouted, "It's not good, it's not good, I'm floating......"
She Kun smiled, "Haha...... You float ...... I'm going to have a blue nose and swollen face later......"
When Lu Le came to the Huoli Palace, it was full of people gathered here, it was just too late, don't care, at this time he was sipping the wine in the cup, the wine was empty, someone poured it for him, the one who poured the wine was a little boy, the child had a nickname, the little boy who held the wine, the little boy blinked his big eyes, and said in a childish voice, "Master, what about the future of the senior brother?"
"It's time to announce that Big Brother is on the field!"
Lu Le burped, glanced at Xuan Ming, who was holding the guqin next to him, and closed his eyes again.
"There is a disciple Jiang Jing who is invited to leave the hall to go to the hall to test the platform......"
Jiang Jing was standing on the hall test platform, but the old drunkard Lu Le announced several times that he would come to the stage, he felt that there was a flame mountain in his heart, and his irritability made his throat dry, he gritted his teeth and endured to prevent himself from having a seizure, his cultivation has always been praised, he sat cross-legged on the hall test platform, closed his eyes, and many young disciples who left the hall couldn't help it and began to shout!
"The old drunkard is late, and the little drunkard is too late......"
"Get out of the way...... Get out of the way ......." A mountain-like figure galloped towards the place where the temple test bench was......
"It's Dikun King Kong...... Get out of the way, everybody......"
Many people have seen clearly who the person is, and they have consciously given up a way, She Kun is Dikun King Kong, and there is a saying in the Xuan family, "Dikun King Kong raises his feet and stomps, and the gods and ghosts are frightened and short." β
Zhi Feng closed his eyes, as if he was asleep, and Lu Le whispered to Xuan Ming who was standing on the side, "That young man, watch here first." β
Seeing Xuan Ming nodding, Lu Le took the wine bottle from the hand of the wine boy, and walked towards the peak with a smile, "Are you drunk?"
"Drunk!"
"Are you drunk?"
"It's still a little close!"
Lu Le handed the wine gourd in his hand to Zhi Feng, "This is good wine." β
Zhi Feng stroked the wine gourd a few times, raised his head and took a big sip.
Lu Le said, "What about now? Are you drunk?"
Zhi Feng laughed, "It's wonderful, it's wonderful...... β
Lu Le also laughed and said, "Go ahead." β
Zhifeng walked towards the hall test platform, although his footsteps were bumpy, but the drunken words in his mouth were never broken, "People are not drunk, they are not drunk, they are drunk and sleepy......"
Jiang Jing originally wanted to use this palace test to show his prestige, but he never thought that the opponent would be a drunkard who said crazy things, this was not in his plan, how to naturally hug his fists and then humbly and politely say a concession after the end, this is too funny, others will think that this is a battle of victory and indefiniteness...... In this case, then there is only a hurry to end, Jiang Jing moved, he walked towards the peak, and with his movement, the voice of catering sounded in the hall test venue, "Beat him, beat the drunkard, beat him hard......"
Soon, Jiang Jing's movements were very fast, and he kicked very simply, focusing on the lower abdomen of Zhi Feng, and Zhi Feng flew backwards, falling very neatly, not sloppy at all.
Is it over? No, Zhi Feng stood up again, this damn drunkard, Jiang Jing greeted Zhi Feng with three four, five, six punches.
When people are drunk, they don't feel pain? Or the drunkard will be in the mood to vomit drunken words, "Yo yo yo...... This is...... Lotus step light and good girl, twisted embroidery needle gentle fist ......"
Jiang Jing knew the rhyme implied in these words, so he was furious, the flame mountain in his heart spewed out flames, and the red flames were on his fists, and Zhi Feng laughed, "I provoked you, I'm going to move the real thing...... Yo yo yo ...... The peach blossom pollen jade is lovely, and the birds are pitiful to me......"
Just when Jiang Jing's fist with red flames was about to touch Zhi Feng's face, snow fell in the sky, golden snow, golden snow extinguished the red flames, and then Zhi Feng's hands flipped over, and the golden snow gathered and condensed into more than a hundred golden arrows, and the arrows stopped an inch in front of Jiang Jing's body, and then turned into golden dust flying in the air......
The outcome has been decided, and the drunkard naturally clenched his fists and said modestly and politely, "Accept." β
Lu Le led Xuan Ming and the fake Lu Le to the front of Zhi Feng, Zhi Feng's head was groggy, and he couldn't stop burping, uh...... Belch......
"Little drunkard, that young man's name is Xuan Ming. β
"That young man is good, Xuan Ming is good. β
Xuan Ming smiled slightly, "Hello." β
Belch...... Belch......
"Master......"
"Master......"
Zhi Feng called out to the real Lu Le and the fake Lu Le, Master.
"Who is your master. β
Lu Le's sudden cry made Zhi Feng sober up for three points, "You are my master." β
Zhi Feng walked towards the fake Lu Le, a bear hug, which made the fake Lu Le breathless.
"I'm a fake Lu Le, I'm not an old drunkard, don't ...... Don't strangle me. β
Zhi Feng's hand slowly let go, and then there was a snoring sound, and Zhi Feng fell asleep on the fake Lu Le's body, sleeping so deeply...... Sleep so soundly......