On the thirtieth day of the lunar month, there is no wind and no snow, and it is slightly sunny, but since the beginning of winter, it is rare to have good weather. Pen & Fun & Pavilion www.biquge.info

With such good weather, it can be said that the heavens are beautiful, and it is also the palace of the gods in the heavenly court. In the sunny and snowy season, it is advisable to have a banquet, the Jade Emperor wants to hold a Danyuan conference, and he wants to mix in the heavenly court, how dare the gods who are in charge of the weather not disperse the clouds and snow, and the Pleiades star officials who are responsible for the operation of the sun and stars have no reason not to raise the solar thermal field?

Gossip is not talking, only to say that the Jade Emperor held a Danyuan conference, set up a banquet to entertain the immortals, countless immortals were gladly invited: the Buddha of the West Heaven, the Bodhisattva, the Holy Monk, the Arhat, the South Antarctic Guanyin, the Oriental Chong'en Holy Emperor, the Ten Continents and the Three Islands Immortals, the North Pole Xuanling, the Central Yellow Pole Yellow Horn Immortal, this is the five elders of the five directions. There are also the Five Dou Xingjun, the Upper Eight Caves, the Three Qings, the Four Emperors, the Taiyi Heavenly Immortals, the Middle Eight Caves and the Nine Bases, the Haiyue Immortals, the Queen Mother of Yaochi, the Lower Eight Caves Netherworld Sect Master, and the World Immortals. The palaces and halls respect the gods, or ride the auspicious clouds and mist incense wind, or ride rare birds and beasts, or take the dragon car and phoenix, and come to the meeting.

As soon as the hour came, the Jade Emperor dressed up and walked into the Tongming Palace, stepped on the throne, and after accepting the worship of the immortals, he immediately announced the opening of the banquet.

Although the Danyuan Conference takes the Daozu Nine Zhuan Jindan as the main dish, the Nine Zhuan Jindan is precious, the quantity is limited, and it is impossible to have a copy of the divine hand, so it also needs other auxiliary dishes, such as Qiong Jelly and Jade Liquid, Sea and Land Eight Treasures, Fresh Fruits and Vegetables, Dragon Liver and Phoenix Pith, and so on.

Of course, the dragon liver and phoenix marrow here cannot really be the pith of the dragon's liver and phoenix, think that the peacock of the son of the phoenix even dares to eat the Buddha, and the Dapeng easily takes down the sun monkey, which shows that the strength of the phoenix clan is not weak, who dares to knock the bone and suck the marrow?

Besides, not to mention the strength of the dragon and phoenix clans, just talk about the dragon clan's clouds and rain, benefiting all sentient beings, over thousands of years, God knows how much merit has been accumulated, slaying dragons is monstrous karma, what fool would do such a stupid thing?

Well, it seems that when the gods were sealed, there was really a junior who didn't know the height of the sky and the height of the earth and slaughtered the third prince of the Dragon King of the East China Sea, but unfortunately the end was tragic: even if the spirit beads of Nuwa Palace were reincarnated, and the heirs of Yuxu Taiyi loved the disciples, they were favored by the two saints, and their bodies were still destroyed, intending to shape the statue to absorb faith and condense the golden body, but they were cut down by their father and destroyed the temple, destroyed the statue and finally made a lotus incarnation, the incarnation does not have to be physical, and the cultivation of the gods has not increased。

And this dragon slaying warrior, in order to offset karma and earn merit to increase his cultivation, he can be regarded as selling himself to Heavenly Court, and he was the most active one when there was a war in Heavenly Court.

Immortals should be at ease and unrestrained, why are the gods so miserable, Haotian just wants three hundred and sixty-five righteous gods to run the Zhou Tian Xingchen Great Array, explain the two sects to fight, and gamble on the position of the king of mortals, countless mortals and immortals have died, and the root cause of it is that the immortals do not want to be restrained.

is also a disciple of three generations of expounding teaching, after Yang Jian was consecrated as a god, he took the six brothers of Meishan to retreat to Guanjiang, and listened to the tune and did not listen to the announcement, which was higher than the dragon slaying warrior I don't know how much higher realm.

Therefore, there are not many people in this world who dare to slay dragons, after the dragon and phoenix catastrophe, in the vast sea of books, there are only three dragons that have really been killed, one is Ao Bing in the gods, one is the Jinghe Dragon King in the Journey to the West, and there is a fire dragon demon king in the dragon. Ahem, the third one is strictly speaking a demon, and he didn't do a meritorious deed of walking in the clouds and rain, and Chen Xian killed him, and he had no karma.

Well, then let's talk about Wei Zheng who dreamed of slashing the Dragon King of the Jing River, after all, an example of Nezha is not enough to show that the end of slaying the dragon will be very sad, let's give another example to increase the persuasiveness!

Some people may say that although Wei Zheng beheaded the Dragon King of Jinghe, he was still a very popular minister, but he got a good death, but don't forget, the Dragon King of Jinghe violated the rules of heaven, changed the time of rain without authorization, and deducted the number of rains, which was a capital crime and dissipated the number of gases. But even so, so many gods in the Heavenly Palace did not dare to kill him, but they wanted to borrow Wei Zheng's hand, without it, just because Wei Zheng was a human official, and with the blessing and protection of the luck of the people, it would not be too miserable after slaying the dragon.

But even so, Wei Zheng actually didn't have a good time, not only did he not have the blessing to bury Zhaoling and enjoy the dragon's lair after his death, but the tombstone was also lifted by Li Shimin, and there was not even a piece of the monument, how sad!

Having said so much, if there are still people who think that the dragon liver and phoenix pith have anything to do with the dragon and phoenix, it is also impossible. I remember that there is a dish called xx lion head, and people who think that the dragon liver and phoenix pith are related to the dragon and phoenix will also think that the xx lion head is made of lion heads!

It's far away, let's get back to business, and say again that the Jade Emperor announced the opening of the banquet, the beautiful Xian'e served all kinds of immortal wine and delicacies, nine turns of the golden pill, and the immortals were waiting to be enjoyed, and a burly man in a black robe suddenly walked in outside the Lingxiao Palace. He has a sideways face, a fierce face, and a slightly dark face, as if the future has not yet developed, and he is killing pigs for his career.

After this man entered the Lingxiao Treasure Palace, he sang a big promise to the Jade Emperor: "Weichen is late to deal with military affairs, I hope Your Majesty will forgive you!"

The Jade Emperor raised his eyes and saw that the person who came was the marshal of the Tianhe Navy hand-picked by himself, the big lazy ghost who was officially sealed in the canopy, and said in his heart that this thing had just woken up, what did he say about dealing with military affairs and fooling ghosts? But I don't care about you for the time being, and you will feel better later.

The Jade Emperor said softly: "Marshal Tianpeng is exempt, this banquet is to have fun with all the immortals, don't be too restrained, come and sit down!"

"Thank you, Your Majesty!" Marshal Tianpeng sang loudly, then stood up, and walked towards the seat of the Marshal of Tianhe.

"Tianpeng, what the hell are you doing? You are late for such an important gathering, what do you let the gods think of our Tianhe water army, lazy and unpunctual?" Marshal Tianpeng had just sat down when a majestic man next to him asked.

"Hehe, I drank a little more last night, I got up late, don't be surprised. Marshal Tianpeng said with a simple smile.

"Also, Brother Tianyou obviously knows that I have to get up every day, and he won't call me when he comes to the Danyuan Conference, it's too unrighteous! If I hadn't been woken up by urine, I'd still be asleep!" Marshal Tianpeng continued to gag.

"You and I camp two broad days apart, how can I call you?" said Marshal Tianyou with a roll of his eyes.

"By the way, brother, you have a good relationship with this group of civil officials in the Heavenly Palace, and you are well-informed. Let me ask, is the news that the Chang'e Fairy will perform a dance at this Danyuan Conference is true?"

"Of course it's true, that's what I heard...... No, I said why did you get up so early today, it turns out that you are not only a lazy pig, but also a perverted pig, you came so actively to see the fairy of Chang'e, right?" Tianyou looked at Marshal Tianpeng with disdain and asked.

"What a lazy pig, a perverted pig, I'm a human, you can describe me as a lazy person, a perverted person, don't take a pig, my master said I'm a pig, you say I'm in a hurry with you! Besides, God bless the elder brother, don't say the eldest brother to the second brother, aren't you here for the fairy Chang'e? In my opinion, ninety-nine out of a hundred male immortals in this hall are from Chang'e!" Marshal Tianpeng shook his head and said.

"I'm the one who makes the exception!" for the sake of his own reputation and reputation, Tianyou immediately said.

"I haven't finished speaking yet! The one among the hundred male immortals who didn't come for Chang'e was either a eunuch or impotence, Brother Tian, ......" Marshal Tianpeng looked at Tianyou with a scrutinizing face, as if judging whether he was a eunuch or impotence.

"Poof!"

The immortals who are qualified to be invited by the Jade Emperor to the Danyuan Conference are all famous immortals, strong is synonymous with them, they are all deaf and clear-sighted, although the two immortals talk quietly, but all the immortals hear it clearly, I don't know how many gods laughed at that time, how many imperial wine were squirted with laughter, and there was a happy scene in the Lingxiao Treasure Palace.

"This bastard, it turned out to be like this, so that I was swept away! Okay, well, since you don't like others to say that you are a pig, then I will let you be a pig later!" Marshal Tianpeng's talk and laughter annoyed the Jade Emperor, he had planned to take advantage of this Danyuan Conference to demote the idlers who promised to Buddhism to the lower realm, such as Marshal Peng destroying his majestic image today, he decided to teach Tianpeng a profound lesson.