Chapter 246: Pestering Chang'e to rest
The melodious music sounded, the singing and dancing in the Lingxiao Treasure Hall leveled up, and all the immortals and Buddhas gathered together to celebrate the Danyuan Conference. Pen, fun, pavilion www. biquge。 info
In the hall at this time, it is the first fairy of the Three Realms, Chang'e Fairy, dances, she raises her sleeves lightly, the fragrance is fluttering, and the white skirt rolls up, like the white clouds under the mountain moving with the wind, and like the tender willows in the pond at the beginning of the water.
In the words of Marshal Tianpeng, he came to the Danyuan Conference for the Chang'e Fairy. Now that Chang'e is dancing, he has a pair of big copper bell eyes, which is staring at Chang'e for a moment, hating himself for not learning to see through the eyes and not seeing the hidden scenery under his clothes.
At the end of the song, Fairy Chang'e put away her dance steps, and after bowing to the Jade Emperor, she turned around and left, ignoring the Jade Emperor's retention, and went back to the Moon Palace.
"It's a pity that such a beautiful fairy is alone in the empty room. It was not until a long time after Chang'e left that Marshal Tianpeng came back to his senses, and he couldn't help but sigh deeply, feeling a little depressed.
"Come, Tianpeng, let's go one!" At this time, Tianyou picked up the wine glass on the jade case and said to Marshal Tianpeng, who was depressed.
"Come, do it!" was depressed, Marshal Tianpeng also intended to borrow wine to drown his sorrows, and immediately raised his wine glass and touched Tianyou.
Li Taibai has a poem: "Borrowing wine to pour sorrow is more sorrowful", a glass of wine is down, Tianpeng is more and more sad in his heart, a person frequently raises a glass, pours himself to drink, a person drinks stuffy wine, only the jade liquid elixir, the fairy palace wine as water.
The Danyuan Conference was held for a long time, and some immortals got up to say goodbye to the Jade Emperor, and Marshal Tianpeng, who was already drowsy, also got up to say goodbye.
When Marshal Tianpeng got up to say goodbye, a hint of discoloration flashed in the Jade Emperor's eyes, and his right hand placed under the imperial case flicked a finger at Tianpeng very vaguely, and a colorful small insect the size of a grain of rice was bulleted into his face, and it got into it.
At this time, in the Lingxiao Palace, the three Qings, the Buddha, the three stars, the four emperors and other gods are gone, the Jade Emperor himself is the top god, and it is very obscure, so none of the gods in the palace have found it.
Marshal Tianpeng walked out of the Lingxiao Hall with drunken eyes, dragged the stump steps, drove a crooked auspicious cloud, and flew towards his sailor's camp.
Looking at the bright moon in the sky, Tianpeng's heart moved, and he said that the Taiyin True Monarch was still drinking with the immortals in the Lingxiao Hall at this time, so why don't you go to Fairy Chang'e and let her rest with her.
If it was usual, if he borrowed ten pig galls from Marshal Tianpeng, he would not dare to raise his lustful heart, but this wine was so hot that the evil fire in his heart couldn't be suppressed, so he turned his head around and flew towards Guanghan Palace.
This is really a strong and intimidating person, Marshal Tianpeng came to the front of Guanghan Palace all the way, and he didn't report it, and he crashed into the palace gate.
Fairy Chang'e was holding the jade rabbit at this time, standing under the laurel tree, her eyebrows were frowned, she didn't know what she was thinking Marshal Tianpeng knocked on the door, and immediately woke her up, she turned her head and saw that it was Tianpeng, so she said: "Marshal Tianpeng, why did you break into my Guanghan Palace without notification?"
Marshal Tianpeng was drunk at this time, and when he saw Chang'e with anger and anger, he immediately lost his soul, and a burst of evil anger rose in his heart, and he grabbed the streamer on Chang'e's fairy's long skirt, and shouted in a rough voice: "Accompany me to rest!"
Fairy Chang'e's brows furrowed even tighter, she pulled back her belt hard, took a few steps back, and shouted, "Marshal Tianpeng, please respect yourself!"
"Self-respect? haha...... I've always been very heavy, hurry up and rest with Ben Shuai!" The wine was in his head, and he spoke without thinking, Marshal Tianpeng laughed and said, as he spoke, he threw himself towards Fairy Chang'e, staggering in his footsteps.
"Smack!" Chang'e slapped Marshal Tianpeng in the face with a loud slap, and after taking him back four or five steps, he said coldly: "There are countless heavenly soldiers standing guard outside, you'd better be sober!"
Chang'e's slap not only did not wake up Marshal Tianpeng, but aroused the ferocity of Tianpeng, coupled with alcohol paralysis, Marshal Tianpeng roared like thunder, hungry dogs pounced on, the metaphor was inappropriate, the wild bee pounced on the delicate flowers, and screamed again and again towards Fairy Chang'e.
How can a drunk pounce on a fairy with magical power, just like a toad can't eat swan meat, Fairy Chang'e just flashed lightly and got out of the way.
Fairy Chang'e was annoyed in her heart for Marshal Tianpeng's rudeness, and at the same time she made a stumbling block on his way forward, and Marshal Tianpeng, who was already staggering, fell to the ground.
"Oops......"
This fell so hard that Marshal Tianpeng immediately wailed.
The pain aroused Marshal Tianpeng's ferocity even more, and after he got up from the ground with a roar, he continued to pounce on Chang'e.
Chang'e flashed, Tiancang shouted angrily, pounced again, Chang'e flashed again.
Not to mention that Chang'e and Bajie chased and fought in the Guanghan Palace in their previous lives, but said that Marshal Tianpeng, who seemed to be able to shake even the heavens, had already alarmed the heavenly soldiers standing guard nearby, and immediately reported to a picket spirit officer who was picketing the heavenly soldiers nearby to see if they were standing guard seriously.
As soon as the picket spirit officer heard that Marshal Tianpeng teased Chang'e with wine, and asked the fairy to rest, how can this work, even if he wants to roll up his sleeves to find him desperately, he dares to tease the goddess of his brother, and he can't beat you to death.
"No, this Marshal Tianpeng has cultivated profoundly, I am not his opponent, or return to the Jade Emperor, and then this lewd thief will be punished by heaven!" The picket spirit officer thought about it for a while, and flew towards the Lingxiao Hall in a hurry.
"What, when Marshal Tianpeng brought wine to tease Chang'e and wanted to do something wrong?" After listening to the picket spirit officer's announcement, the immortals who were still in the Lingxiao Hall immediately fainted.
"Li Tianwang and the third prince Nezha, I order you two to lead the twenty-eight nights to the Guanghan Palace and tie up the drunken madman for trial!" the Jade Emperor ordered in a deep voice.
"Obey the order!" At this time, Li Jing, Nezha, and Twenty-Eight Su were still in the Lingxiao Palace, and when they heard the words of the Jade Emperor, they immediately got up and went out, bowed down and took the order.
Li Jing and Nezha added twenty-eight constellations, but in a moment, they rushed to the Guanghan Palace, and surrounded Marshal Tianpeng, who was chasing the fairy Chang'e, in the middle.
"I'll take you a cowardly, the Jade Emperor sent us to get you, hurry up and arrest you, so as not to suffer the pain of the flesh and skin of the sword!"
Marshal Tianpeng had not yet woken up at this time, and the wine was not timid in his heart, so he took out the nine-toothed golden rake he carried with him, and smashed it towards the twenty-eight nights.
Among the twenty-eight constellations, a single Kui wood wolf can easily clean up Zhu Bajie and Sha Monk two, and now twenty-eight Qi take the canopy, which is no suspense, but Sanhe knocked the canopy to the ground and tied it with a rope to tie the immortals.
This is that the Twenty-Eight Nights have no friendship with Tianpeng, while intercepting the disciples, while teaching the immortals, the two sides have a grudge, and they will not keep their hands; secondly, there are a few people who admire Chang'e in the Twenty-Eight Nights, and they work very hard when they fight; Third, the Tianpeng wine has not yet woken up, although the strength has increased, and I don't know the pain, but the moves are messy, and it is easy to be taken down.
After tying up Marshal Tianpeng, after saying a few words to Chang'e, he immediately joined King Li and Evil Nezha, and escorted Marshal Tianpeng with five flowers to Lingxiao Hall to see the Jade Emperor.