Liu Biao walked back from outside panting, carrying a piece of meat in his hand. This meat is quite good at first glance, two fingers thick fat, and there are not many bones on it. Liu Biao himself was also triumphant, "Today, this meat seller is my buddy, who saw me go and gave me the best meat." You see, there's no bone on it. My classmate said that this pig is more than 200 catties, and the fat is more than two fingers thick. ”

At that time, the evaluation criteria for the quality of meat were the thickness of the fat and the number of bones, although there was a lot of fat on the pork neck meat, but the kind of bubble fat was not liked. Although lean meat is delicious, it is not liked by people because lean meat has no oil and water. For people of that era, oil and water were an extremely important criterion for evaluating meat.

"Hurry over and scald the pork rind, this morning this meal will be hearty. Liu Tongmao said with a smile. The home-cooked meal of two meat dishes is really hearty.

"It's a pity that the township government only sells meat and doesn't buy fish, otherwise this meal would be complete. Liu Biao said with some regret.

"So many dishes, it's too wasteful, you can't spend it like this if you have money. How difficult is it to make money now?" Liu Qiaoye complained.

Zhao Lanying chuckled, "No matter how hard it is to earn money, you have to eat." If it weren't for flowers, let alone meat, I wouldn't know how much foreign debt I would have to borrow. The debt will be paid off one day. If Kiko has some accidents, this family will be gone. Therefore, calling the flower is the great hero of our old Liu family, and we have to treat him well. It's called flowers, what do you still like to eat, tell your aunt, and ask your uncle to buy it for you. ”

"Auntie, I like to eat chicken legs. Zhang Zhaohua said with a smile.

"Okay, you'll eat both yellow legs. Seeing that Liu Xi was about to cry, Zhao Lanying smiled, "Xizi will eat it later." This time, killing chickens and selling meat are all for the sake of rewarding Brother Hua. ”

"It's good for me to be half with Kiko. "Zhang Zhaohua simply sent a favor, one person ate it all, how could it be?

"Hahaha, the relationship between the two brothers is really good. Liu Tongmao said with a haha.

There is a lot of strength in the crowd, and the whole family is out together, and this hearty breakfast is finally ready.

There were two large bowls of chicken, two large bowls of pork, and two or three dishes to serve with rice. The table of the Eight Immortals was full.

There are exactly eight seats in the family, and there are exactly eight seats.

"Come on, come on, this yellow leg is called a flower to eat. Liu Biao sandwiched a chicken leg and put it in Zhang Zhaohua's bowl. Zhang Zhaohua was about to grab it with his hand, but at this time, a hand reached out from behind him and grabbed the chicken leg in Zhang Zhaohua's bowl. Zhang Zhaohua was anxious, and when he looked back, he found that the chicken leg was grabbed by a strange adult man.

"Guo Daogui, what are you going to do?" Liu Biao immediately stood up angrily.

"Didn't do anything. I've worked so hard to collect the soul of your cub, but I haven't gotten anything. Now you're a. I'm just here to settle accounts with you. Now that it's just in time for you to have breakfast, I happen to have an empty stomach, so I'll talk about it after breakfast. Guo Daogui stuffed the chicken leg directly into his mouth.

Zhang is so angry, but he doesn't plan to get the chicken leg back. Guo Daogui's hands were dirty, black and oily, the chicken legs passed his hands, and Zhang Zhaohua had no appetite. But it's so cheap Guo Daogui, naturally it's impossible. They all came to their own bowls to grab food, is it unbearable? Zhang Zhaohua picked up the chopsticks and paused on the table. This time it's exquisite. The corners of Zhang Zhaohua's mouth squirmed slightly, and her voice was very small. Even Liu Xi, who was sitting on a stool with him, didn't hear clearly.

Guo Daogui didn't know that he had committed the biggest taboo of the sailor, and he shouldn't have gone to other sailor's bowl to grab something to eat. I saw that he had just eaten it, and his eyes immediately widened. Accidentally, a large piece of leg meat was swallowed by him in one gulp, and he couldn't go down his throat, and he couldn't spit it out. Choked!

Except for Zhang Zhaohua, no one knew that Zhang Zhaohua had moved his hands and feet and cursed Guo Daogui. Meishan is stingy, not to mention in his own bowl, when eating, if he uses chopsticks to catch it, others will rob him, and he will definitely get stuck if he eats.

"Water, water. Guo Daogui choked and rolled his eyes, ran to Liu's water tank and scooped a scoop of water directly, and poured it down, wanting to flush the chicken in his throat. But Guo Daogui forgot a saying: When people are unlucky, they stuff their teeth when they drink cold water. When I drank this scoop of water, not only did I not wash the chicken down, but even the water stuck in my throat, and it became difficult to breathe.

Only then did everyone see that something was wrong. Liu Tongmao was still a little knowledgeable, and suddenly understood that he was asking Hua to deliberately punish the other party. But I was worried that this grandson was young and didn't know the severity, so he hurriedly said, "Call the flower, don't go too far, it's not fun to make trouble." ”

"Call flowers?" Zhang Youping and Liu Qiaoye only came back to their senses at this time, and it turned out that their own cubs were playing ghosts.

Guo Daogui is not stupid, after all, he is also a quasi-water master, although he has no Taoism, he has also seen these things. hurriedly made and forgave everyone at the table.

"Call the flower, let him go. Zhang Youping is also worried that it will really kill people.

Zhang Zhaohua snorted coldly, and the chopsticks in his hand paused on the table again. Strange to say, just when Zhang Zhaohua's chopsticks paused on the table, the chicken choked in Guo Daogui's throat slid down suddenly. His throat immediately cleared, and he swallowed the sip of water he had just drunk. As a result, Guo Daogui was in a hurry to breathe at this time, and some water entered his lungs with the airflow.

cough cough cough, Guo Daogui was unfortunately choked. Violent coughing. Snot and tears choked out. That embarrassment is really funny.

Everyone turned their attention to Zhang Zhaohua again. Zhang Zhaohua was a little aggrieved, "This is not me." It was he who choked on it. ”

Guo Daogui wiped his tears, and he didn't dare to go to the table to get oil and water, in case this kid gave him another spell, he didn't know how to cry.

"Boy, you have a kind, you wait, you wait. I'm going to ask my brother to come over. You've crossed the line this time. Lan Snake Creek is my Guo Daogui's fragrant feet, you didn't even talk about the rules, and you came to me. Guo Daogui pointed at Zhang Zhaohua with his finger and said angrily.

"If you can drink this chopstick, I'll cross the line. Zhang Zhaohua went to the kitchen to get a kitchen knife, cut a chopstick into three pieces, and put it in a bowl of water.

This is exactly the test that Meishan Shui Master must pass if he wants to become a teacher. Zhang Zhaohua saw at a glance that Guo Daogui was not a teacher at all, and Guo Daogui couldn't see some of the secret gestures of the water master he made. It can only show that this Guo Daogui has not been a teacher at all.