Chapter 50: Eating Chopsticks
Guo Daogui didn't dare to take the bowl in Zhang Zhaohua's hand, where did he dare to eat it? If he could eat it, he would have officially left the school a long time ago.
"You, why don't you eat it yourself?" Guo Daogui took a step back, he was so frightened by a fart child who only reached his chest that he took a few steps back.
"I'll eat, okay, then I'll eat first. It's your turn later. Zhang Zhaohua said with a smile.
A chopstick is about 20 centimeters, with an average of six or seven centimeters. Moreover, now the ends of the chopsticks have been sharpened to be as sharp as knives. If you eat it directly, it will definitely hurt your digestive tract. But this is a threshold for Meishan to become a teacher. The world of sailors is incomprehensible to ordinary people. So, whether it was Zhang Youping and Liu Qiaoye, or the rest of the Liu family, they were all stunned.
"Cub, what are you doing, don't eat!" Liu Qiaoye was the first to say loudly.
"What's the matter with you, if my son has any mistakes, I'm not done with you!" Zhang Youping stood up on the stool suddenly, he couldn't see any fat on his body, but from the time he stood up, the tendons in his hands were tense like bowstrings, and he knew that his body was full of strength.
Guo Daogui saw that the situation was not good, and immediately retreated to the gate of the courtyard, ready to pull out his legs and run away at any time, one Liu Biao is enough for him, and now there is a person who is obviously more capable of fighting than Liu Biao, where is his opponent?
"Can I be blamed for this? Didn't you see that this little cub forced me to eat chopsticks? Why didn't I see you talking just now? Now that your son is ready to eat, you have something to say. Senior brother, someone here is going to do something to me!" Guo Daogui shouted loudly outside the courtyard.
It turned out that Guo Daogui's senior brother Song Dachao also came over, and he waited outside and didn't come in. Because they also don't know that the waterman who grabbed the incense foot is not here. So let Guo Daogui come in and have a look first. As soon as he heard that Zhang Zhaohua wanted Guo Daogui to eat chopsticks, Song Dachao wanted to break in. But it feels a little wrong, the one who made Guo Daogui eat chopsticks was not an adult, but a child.
Now that Guo Daogui was calling for help, Song Dachao, who originally wanted to continue to observe, had no choice but to rush in.
Guo Daogui saw his senior brother coming in, and hurriedly hid behind his senior brother, "Senior brother, this person wants to do something to me! ”
Song Dachao is burly, with horizontal flesh, he knows at a glance that he is very capable of fighting. But Zhang Youping is not afraid, before he got married, he had a lot of fights. He wasn't afraid of the last one who was bigger than him.
But Zhang Zhaohua could see that it was not easy for someone to come, he was not ordinarily strong, and in his dream, there was a group of people under the old Taoist priest who could fight. Meishan is not only powerful in spells, but also in martial arts. Although not every Meishan master can be literate and martial, but every master must learn a little kung fu, otherwise if he encounters something difficult, it is not fun.
Zhang Zhaohua knew that this person was powerful, and for fear that his father would suffer, he quickly put down the bowl and ran over quickly, blocking in front of Zhang Youping.
"I invite the ancestor Zhang Wulang to turn over the altar, and the second master of the ancestor will go down to the altar. If you want to ask where Wulang came from, Zhang Wulang was born on September 19 in the Jiazi year, went to worship the Dharma at the age of 12, and returned to his hometown at the age of 36......" Zhang Zhaohua sang this paragraph loudly, just to show his identity. If the other party is a sailor, he can't do it casually. You have to salute before you fight. That is, negotiate first.
"Senior brother, what are you talking to him about? Just now this kid was calculating on me, and he almost didn't choke me to death. "Guo Daogui now has the support of his senior brother, and he is very proud.
"Don't come nonsense!" Song Dachao arched his hand to Zhang Yuhua, and his heart was also shocked, he didn't expect that this kid was really a sailor. As soon as the other party came up, he showed the ancestor, and Song Dachao had to answer, "Please turn over the altar Zhang Wulang, and the second master of the ancestor will descend to the altar." On the ninth day of September in the year of Bingxu, Zhang Wulang was born. Walk in front of Longhu Mountain, see the heavenly master good seat, walk in front of Emei Mountain, see Emei Tianguang. There is a sassafras tree on Mount Emei......"
Different sailors have different opinions about the origin of the ancestors. As soon as this spell comes out, you will be able to know the sect of the other party. Although the patriarch of both sides is Zhang Goro, in fact, there are many factions that pretend to be Zhang Goro's name. Because Zhang Wulang's status in Meishan Water Master is very high.
Zhang Zhaohua's ancestor mantra is much older than Song Dachao's. As soon as Zhang Zhaohua sang it, Song Dachao couldn't figure out the origin of Zhang Zhaohua. Zhang Zhaohua didn't know much about other factions. After listening to the other party singing "Patriarch's Mantra", he was still in a fog. Neither side dared to act rashly.
"Since you are a fellow practitioner, why do you want to bully others and steal other people's fragrant feet?" Song Dachao felt that he was on the reasonable side.
Zhang Zhaohua snorted coldly, "When did I rob someone else's fragrant feet, and who did I rob?"
"My junior brother Guo Daogui is the sailor of Lan Snake Creek, and this Lan Snake Creek is naturally his fragrant feet. Isn't it a little unreasonable for you to intervene without saying hello now?" asked Song Dachao.
"Is it true? You guys are not going to be able to make incense all the way? Come on, come on, you tell me, you can't even count as a water master, where did you get the fragrant feet. If you don't have a teacher, you can do incense, is it considered a cheat?" Zhang Zhaohua asked. Don't look at Zhang Zhaohua's young age, in her dreams, before leaving the school, she followed the master and saw a lot of the world.
Zhang Zhaohua stopped Song Dachao this time. Everyone usually turns a blind eye to this junior brother, and many times they forget about it.
Guo Daogui immediately said strongly, "Why do you say that you have already graduated from the school?"
Guo Daogui saw that Zhang Zhaohua was only a little older, and it was impossible for him to leave the school.
"Then I'll prove it to you. Zhang Zhaohua ran back, picked up the bowl, and drank the three chopsticks with water. (Don't imitate!)
"Don't!" Zhang Youping, Liu Qiaoye, Liu Tongmao, Luo Dongzhen, Liu Biao, Zhao Lanying, and even Song Dachao all shouted loudly, wanting to stop Zhang Zhaohua. But Zhang called the flower faster, and his fingers drew a few circles on the bowl. He raised his head and drank the chopsticks with water.
Although Zhang Zhaohua had passed the teacher assessment and eaten chopsticks in a dream, it was a dream after all. In reality, he had never eaten chopsticks. After turning into water, the three chopsticks entered Zhang Zhaohua's mouth, and it felt exactly the same as in the dream. After the extremely sharp and hard bamboo chopsticks at both ends reached the mouth, they felt as soft as vermicelli. After eating it, I didn't feel uncomfortable at all.
Liu Qiaoye hurriedly rushed over, and pulled into Zhang Zhaohua's mouth with his hand, wanting to pull out the three chopsticks, but Zhang Zhaohua's mouth was already empty, and the three chopsticks had been really eaten by Zhang Zhaohua.
"Cub, what can I do about this? What can I do about this? Youping! Hurry up, send to the hospital quickly!" Liu Qiaoye panicked, and tears poured out like spring water.