When he was seven years old, the old man went out for a few days, and when he came back, he brought back a man who looked like a monkey, with a smile on his face and layers of folds.

He was dressed in glamorous, gorgeous clothes, with gold edges, gold rings in his hands, jade wrenches, and a thick gold necklace around his neck, like an upstart.

"This is your apprentice. As he spoke, the old white ghost reached out and pinched the face of the handsome pot, and rubbed it hard, "It's too thin, it's not easy to find a wife in the future." ”

The handsome pot was painful, and he stepped back, a little angry, this dead old man.

"I am on the rivers and lakes, the jade tree is in the wind, the graceful and suave, the people love it, and the flowers are in bloom, you can call me the love of the people, maybe the graceful and suave, or the jade tree is in the wind, this is all the name of me. ”

Shuai Guo turned his face and looked at the old white ghost, and said in his heart, he had never seen such a brazen person.

Maybe there's one, and that's the old man.

"Old white ghost, it's almost there, handsome pot, called Grandpa Bai. ”

The old man said in his mouth, but he thought in his heart, Bai Lao Ghost, if you didn't want you to teach my apprentice to escape for his life, he would follow him like a shadow and go with the wind. I also call you Grandpa Bai, the old ghost Bai, and the white monkey are pretty much the same.

"Handsome pot, vulgar, your master's name, it's too vulgar, your master likes to give this kind of cheesy name, what a handsome guy, handsome, it's better to call it a chic brother." ”

If I were a dashing brother, I would draw a circle and curse you.

The old white ghost seemed to think of something, and asked: "Brother Chic, this name is so familiar, by the way, old devil, thirty or forty years ago, there was a dashing brother on the rivers and lakes." ”

This white old ghost must have done it on purpose, and the old man's nickname back then was Brother Chic.

"Haha, unlike Brother Bai, some of the heroic deeds of the year, I still remember, actually stole some women's belly pockets, stole incense and stole Yubai Zhantang. ”

"You..."The white old ghost's face changed greatly, and he said angrily, "You talk nonsense, I can sue you for slander, I remember that someone competed with someone in the past, and after defeating, he hid in the corner and drew a circle to curse you." ”

"Hehe, the first time I met Brother Bai, it seems to be in Yihong Courtyard, for so many years, I still remember talking about dreams with the little sister of Yihong Courtyard in the room, talking about the future, discussing life, I was happy, but I didn't have the money to pay the silver, I was stripped naked by the bustard, and I was thrown out naked. ”

What the old man didn't know, back then, because he was locked up in the yamen, he had no money to bribe the jailers, he was hungry for seven days and seven nights, and he was skinny and skinny.

"That's... Not me. ”

This is a stain on the life of the white old ghost. So much so that now he wears gold and silver, and the image of an upstart is the shadow left by the injuries he received at that time.

"Okay, okay, my apprentice, I'm still bothering Brother Bai. The old man thought to himself, it's broken, don't expose people.

"Shuai Guo, what you want to learn is the kung fu of the old devil, thick-skinned, invincible in the world, this is much more powerful than my light skills that follow me like a shadow and go with the wind, you have learned. ”

"The old devil, back then, he claimed to be the most beautiful man in the world, but he was rejected by the holy daughter of the Demon Sect, and was rejected by a widow on the side of the road. ”

", old man, that was ...... After the red dust tribulation, practice the heart, you are still young, you don't understand. The old man looked depressed and lonely, as if he was reminiscing about the past, and then looked at the old white ghost like an idiot.

"This, what kind of eyes do you have, you can still say that you practice your heart, look at one and love the other, and you are all rejected, and finally hug me and cry, there is no good woman in the world. ”

Shuai Guo listened with relish, and said, "Is there anything else, is there anything else?"

Suddenly, two murderous auras struck, one on the left and one on the right, and in those two pairs of eyes, there was a cold killing intent.

The old man smiled and asked, "Shuai Guo, what have you heard?" But in that laughter, it was gloomy, and his eyes were cold, and there was no smile.

"Shuai Guo, what did you hear?" the old white ghost turned his head and looked at Shuai Guo.

I seem to have heard too many secrets, they won't kill me, it's really inhumane, I'm only seven years old. It seems that he can only pretend to be stupid, "What, what, you are hungry and want to eat, I will do it immediately." After speaking, before they could reply, Shuai Guo ran to the kitchen, cold sweat broke out on his back, and the quarrel between the two single old men was too terrifying. By the way, what about the Howling Dogs?

Barking.

Only a dog barked, and then a scream.

"This dog knows so much. The old white ghost put his hand back in his pocket, looked at the limp whistling dog, foamed at the mouth, and said.

The old man thought so deeply and said, "I know too much." ”

......

Training career.

The sky was slightly bright, and the handsome pot got up.

Although, the handsome pot and the quilt have a deep relationship, you have me, I have you, remember the oath I once made, if you don't abandon me, I will never abandon you, until the water is dry.

But.

Shuai Guo just made an oath for three days, he unilaterally tore up the agreement and returned, or he had to get up ruthlessly, if he didn't get up, maybe what was waiting for Shuai Guo was a basin of cold water, maybe a stick, or tied to a tree, basking in the sun for a few hours.

It's not a human life anyway.

Shuai Guo wanted to run away from home a few times, but before he could get out of this mountain, he was caught by the old white ghost, and then he was beaten violently.

Next, there is the reaction of the aptly named test.

The old white ghost, holding a stick in his hand, thought to himself, who called you a disciple of the old devil.

On the other side, the handsome pot, touched the new bag on his head, the white old ghost will not be angry with the old man, sprinkle all the anger on me, when I sleep, when I walk, or even when I go to the toilet, when the head is sticked.

At this moment, Shuai Guo ran around the mountain, and halfway through the run, he was too tired to run, and I scolded in my heart, this is my life, don't run, don't run.

Just then, a black dog came out of the grass, hit my leg, and bit me.

"Howling dog, you really bite it, who cooks for you every day, you actually bite me, you are not afraid that I will not cook for you in the future. ”

The whistling dog just bit down on his trouser leg, and then winked at me, the one who winked his eyebrows, "What do you mean, the old white ghost is sleeping in the house." ”

Shuai Guo looked around, and there was really no one.

and lay on the ground.

With a search, a stone flew over and hit Shuai Guo.

"The old fellow. ”

Shuai Guo Sou jumped up.

Why do you have to run every day, no way, the old white ghost said, practice his light skills, follow him like a shadow, and go with the wind. The first is to run, run fast enough. Second, it is durable enough, otherwise, if someone wants to kill me in the future, I will run while the people behind me will chase, and the people behind me will be tired to death.

What if they have horses?," I asked.

The old white ghost was stunned for a while, and then he was beaten violently.

......

The whistling dog ran for a while, got tired, and lay down in the grass.

Don't look at the thick legs and big belly, but this is a dog that knows martial arts.

Because, the handsome pot has seen it before.

A month ago.

Shuai Guo scared away in the mountains, got lost, met a hungry tiger, his eyes lit up, and pounced.

In the grass, the roaring dog blasted a lazy waist, walked to the foot of the handsome pot, looked at the tiger that pounced, like lightning, revealing the fleshy dog claws, only to see three blood marks, imprinted on the tiger's neck, the little short leg of the roaring dog kicked on the tiger's belly, and hit the tree hard.

The tiger struggled to his feet, retreated, turned and ran away.

"Howling dog, good at martial arts. ”

A dog can actually do martial arts, is there still heavenly reason?