"Old man, what's on the other side of the mountain?" Shuai Guo asked, looking at the mountain in the distance.

The old man scolded: "You are stupid, the other end of the mountain is still a mountain." ”

"What about the other side of the mountain?"

The world is not always full of mountains.

The old man's eyes were gloomy, and he seemed to see the other side of the mountain, and said, "There, it's the rivers and lakes!"

"What are rivers and lakes?"

At that time, Shuai Guo didn't know.

......

On the other side of the mountain, there are still mountains, one after the other, endlessly, with no end in sight.

A hill.

The top of the mountain is flat, very flat, as if it has been flattened by a sword, and there is a thatched hut on it.

There lived an old man, a baby, and a dog.

The old man had a scruffy beard, his hair was messy and unkempt, his clothes were shabby, and he was surrounded by a broken bowl in one hole and one hole in that hole.

"Woooooooo ”

On the ground, there was a baby, staring at all fours, crying.

"What are you crying about, men don't flick when they have tears, men don't shed tears when they bleed, men should be self-reliant, and manly husbands ......" Suddenly, the style of painting changed, and he sang: "Men cry, cry, cry, not tears......"

Uh, I forgot the word.

If Shuai Guo could speak, he would scold, I am not yet a year old, I am hungry, I have been hungry for a day, I want to drink grandma, drink grandma.

"There is no milk, there is no milk, and there is no surplus food at the widow's house under the mountain. ”

At this time, a lazy, short-legged, fat, and fat black dog with a fat butt walked leisurely towards the kitchen.

However, the threshold is too high, the self is too fat, the legs are too short, the front foot climbs up, the back foot can't be dragged, I tried a few times, fortunately I was lying there, and there was a chicken feather in the corner of my mouth.

The philosophy of life of the roaring dog, lying down when you are full, is never ambiguous.

The old man said bitterly: "Howling dog, go to that wave again, and harm whose female dog again, I don't know how to bring some food to Shuai Guo, he is hungry and crying, you are too ignorant." ”

The Howling Dog glanced at the old man, if I could speak, I would argue with you for three days and three nights.

Pick it up and don't care about it.

Moreover, I eat all raw, can he eat it?

As the saying goes, wolves travel thousands of miles to eat meat, dogs travel thousands of miles...... Phew, the dog still can't change it...... Why do you think about this, phew.

I'm a wise dog.

The old man looked at the handsome pot with a whining woo, glanced at the Howling Sky Dog again, had a thought, and said with a smile: "The Howling Sky Dog, come here?"

The roaring dog was startled, the cold hair stood on end, this old man, it was no good to laugh, he jumped up from the ground, pulled his legs and ran, and with a whoosh, he disappeared without a trace.

"Howling Dog, why are you running so fast?"

The old man followed closely behind.

When the roaring dog was tired of running, he lay on the ground, hahaha stuck out his tongue, and accepted his fate, if he wants to kill or chop you, come on.

"I just want to ask?"

The Howling Sky Dog shook his head vigorously, and the old man was angry, slapped it, and said, "I haven't asked yet, what are you shaking your head." ”

"Grandma?

Grandma, what is it? The Howling Sky Dog looked confused, not understanding what it meant, but still subconsciously shook his head.

"I don't believe it. ”

The old man rode on the Howling Dog, and the Howling Dog struggled hard, and was pointed at the dog by the old man, his whole body was weak, and his legs were weak. After the old man carefully examined his whole body, he whispered, "Not really." ”

Damn, this old man is getting more and more perverted, it's really inhuman, I'm a male dog, and I'm actually being given a human ...... Insulted.

Woo woo...

The Howling Dog shed a tear of sadness.

......

Six years, in the blink of an eye.

In front of the stove.

Shuai Guo was wearing a long gown, big, tattered, and it didn't fit at all.

The feet are on the stones.

With the spoon in his hand, the movement is skillful, and the dish is put on the plate.

"Shuai pot, why haven't you got it done yet, I'm already hungry for the teacher, you want to starve to death for the teacher. Outside, the old man basking in the sun urged.

The old man was very lazy, and when Shuai Guo was five years old, he had already asked Shuai Guo to cook, boil water, do laundry, sweep the floor, etc., and do all the physical work inside and outside the house.

"Old man, you hire child labor. Shuai Guo complained, "I'm going to sue you." ”

"You don't have a conscience, you raised you with a handful of and urine for the teacher until now, how much suffering you have suffered, how many tears you have suffered, Widow Zhang under the mountain has always wanted to follow the teacher, if I hadn't taken you with this oil bottle, I would have lived the life of a fairy couple with her a long time ago, who am I for? You little conscienceless, if not..."

Wow wow, wow, keep talking.

Shuai Guo lowered his head, admitting his mistake.

Otherwise, he could have spoken for half an hour.

When the old man saw it, his heart blossomed, and he said, "Boy, fight with me." I've eaten more salt than you've walked, and you're still too tender.

Shuai Guo secretly glanced at the old man, and said weakly: "I heard Uncle Li say that Aunt Zhang couldn't bear your harassment and moved away." ”

Poof.

"What? Where did you go?"

The old man vomited blood and jumped up from the recliner.

"This morning. ”

"Why didn't you say it earlier. After the old man finished speaking, he swished and disappeared without a trace, only hating that he didn't give birth to four legs, not fast enough, "Widow Zhang, don't go, wait for me, I'm coming." ”

Shuai Guo shouted from behind: "Old man, the rice is cooked, go after eating." ”

"My wife has run away and eaten a fart meal. ”

......

The Howling Dog sneaked in through the back door, tiptoeing.

After discovering that the old man was not at home, Wang Wang barked a few times, and several female dogs walked in, flowery, white, and gray.

The whistling dog raised his head, raised his toes, and led them around, this is my territory, you can watch as you like, play as you like, and bite as you like.

A flower dog, seeing a shelf, is drying a pair of shoes.

The eyes are shining, and they bite when they pounce.

Those shoes, you can't bite.

When the dog saw a flower dog bite on the old man's most precious shoe, he broke out in a cold sweat.

I saw a lump of fat flashing in the air, snatching my shoes, looking up and down, looking left and right. Fortunately, I didn't bite out my tooth marks, if I did, I wouldn't be able to wash them even if I jumped into the Yellow River, no, I couldn't swim, and I would drown if I jumped in. Before I drown, the old man will surely skin me alive.

Handsome pot served rice, came to the backyard, and saw the howling dog leading the other dogs to hang out, shouting, "Howling dog, it's time to eat." ”

The howling dog barks at the, meaning, this is my human pet, calling me.

Let's go, I'll take you to meet my pet.

barked, you're awesome.

The Howling Dog walked up to the pot and opened his mouth, as if to say, "Feed me."

Shuai Guo looked confused: "Feed you." ”

The Howling Dog stuck out his tongue and nodded.

"Beautiful you. ”

Shuai Guo picked up the bowl and was turning around, when the Howling Dog jumped and grabbed the food in the bowl.

looked at the handsome pot viciously.

Killing a dog is just a nod thing.

But, if you don't give me food to eat, then I'll fight with you.

The handsome pot slapped it over, and the roaring dogs were stunned, and they were there. When Shuai Guo walked away, he reacted and yelled twice at his back.