"Tianpeng is crazy about drinking, breaking into the Moon Palace, and playing with Chang'e, what crime should he be guilty of?" After Marshal Tianpeng was suppressed in the Lingxiao Treasure Palace, the Jade Emperor sat on the dragon throne and asked in a majestic voice. Pen "Fun" Pavilion www.biquge.info

"According to the law, you should be killed!" the Jade Emperor's voice fell, and the Heavenly Master who was in charge of the Heavenly Strip stood up, bowed his waist, and replied in a deep voice.

"Left and right, press the canopy to the immortal platform, the head of the owl, and the soul!" the Jade Emperor ordered with an expressionless face.

"Your Majesty, spare your life......" At this time, Tianpeng Wine had already woken up for the most part, and when he heard that the Jade Emperor was going to behead him, he immediately kowtowed like pounding garlic and shouted to spare his life.

"Hold on!" the Jade Emperor waved his hand, and immediately two silver-armored heavenly soldiers stepped forward, grabbed Tiancang's two arms, and dragged him towards the outside of the Lingxiao Palace.

"Wait!" At this moment, Tai Bai Xian shouted loudly to stop the soldiers for two days, and said to the Jade Emperor: "Your Majesty, Nian Tianpeng has guarded the Tianhe River for many years, and no demon has crossed the line during this period, and he will be guilty of his crimes, spare his life!"

"Poof!" After listening to Tai Bai Xing's words, the immortals who were still in the Lingxiao Hall were happy, thinking that the reason why there had been no demons crossing the line over the years was not that Tianpeng had a meritorious defense, but that they didn't know that there were such lazy pigs on the side of Tianhe!

"Your Majesty, spare this fool's life!"

"Your Majesty, Tianpeng just drank too much......"

“......”

Tai Bai Xing is the Jade Emperor's confidant, he opened his mouth to intercede, it must have been the will of the Jade Emperor, he and his ministers are going to play double reeds, and the immortals don't want to mix, but when they think that Marshal Tianpeng is a Taiyi Golden Immortal, it is not bad to sell him a favor, so they have opened their mouths to intercede for Marshal Tianpeng.

"Hmm. The Jade Emperor lowered his head, as if groaning.

After a while, the Jade Emperor raised his head and said in a deep voice: "Tianpeng has offended the rules of heaven and desecrated the Holy Realm, and should have been beheaded according to the law." Since Tai Bai Xing and the immortals intercede for him, then he will be spared the death penalty!"

"Uh-huh!" Listening to the words of the Jade Emperor, all the gods and immortals snorted at the same time, and said in their hearts We want you to slaughter this color embryo, but will you?

Without mentioning what the gods thought, the Jade Emperor continued: "However, the death penalty can be avoided, but the living crime cannot be escaped, pull him down, hit him with two thousand hammers, and throw him to the lower realm." ”

"Your Majesty is wise!" the gods and immortals immediately slapped towards the Jade Emperor.

After Marshal Tianpeng was dragged out of the Lingxiao Treasure Hall by the two Heavenly Soldiers, the picket spirit officer who had reported him before immediately came to supervise the execution of the Heavenly Soldiers.

With the picket spirit officer beside him, the heavenly soldiers did not dare to paddle for personal gain, regardless of whether you were a marshal or a small soldier before, a copper hammer the size of a watermelon was thrown at his body.

Even though Tianpeng is proficient in thirty-six changes and his body is tough, how can he be tied to a rope of immortals, and his mana and spirit are trapped in his body, and he can't mobilize it to protect his body.

After the two thousand copper hammers, the heavenly soldiers untied the immortal rope on Tiancang's body, and carried his limbs to the sky.

Tianpeng's body has taken revenge, and the bronze hammer is a torture tool to punish the immortals, and with the effect of injuring the primordial gods, his divine soul has also been severely damaged.

The almost destroyed body, how can he resist the ecstasy and bone-eating wind in the nine heavens, not long after he was thrown out of the Heavenly Palace, he was turned into ashes by his limbs, and only the groggy Yuan Shen fell towards the four continents.

Fortunately, the nine-tooth nail rake is a treasure that Lao Jun painstakingly built, although it is the main battle soldier, it also has the effect of requiem and protector, even if the Nine Heavens Gangfeng is fierce, it can't hurt his soul.

"Oops!" fluttering for a long time, the canopy of the drowsy Yuan Shen suddenly regained consciousness.

"The body is ruined, for this time, it is better to find a house quickly. In my current situation, once the reincarnation is encountered, eighty percent of the people will have a mystery in the womb, so it's better to find a newborn to take it away. Marshal Tianpeng thought a little depressedly after checking the state of his soul.

"Why are you so confused, is that Chang'e something she can tease herself? That's the woman that the Jade Emperor Lao'er has always wanted, it can be said that she is his forbidden descendant, and she is really an old birthday star who eats arsenic and thinks of her life for a long time!" After paying attention to the rebirth, Marshal Tianpeng recalled what had just happened, and couldn't stop sighing in his heart.

In order to save mana, Tianpeng did not fly away to find the house, but just fell freely, and tried his best to stabilize his soul.

The spirit of the nine-tooth nail rake wrapped in the canopy fell towards the earth, falling faster and faster, and finally when the speed was high enough, flames broke out on the shield held up by the nail rake.

This is an empty fire, which is a flame that can only be produced when an object moves at a speed comparable to the speed of light and bursts the air.

The speed of the nail rake is getting faster and faster, and the air fire on the shield is getting bigger and bigger, like a meteor falling to the ground, but there is a trace of immortality.

"Well, it's almost to the ground!" Canopy Yue didn't know how long he had been floating down, he smelled the earth, felt its thickness, and he knew he was about to land. As soon as his mind moved, the nine-toothed nail rake stood in the air wrapped in his spirit.

"Well, it's created, there is a pregnant woman who is going to give birth below, go quickly!" Marshal Tianpeng swept his senses, and took all the wind and grass in his mind within a radius of dozens of miles, but found that ten miles below him, there was a family that was about to give birth, and immediately drove the nine-toothed nail rake towards that place.

When he arrived at the place, he saw that the child was about to be born, and he immediately abandoned the nail rake, closed his eyes, and went to the woman.

The spirit of the canopy passed through the wall of the house, and was about to burrow into the belly of the mother, when suddenly a dark wind blew, and swept his spirit out of the thatched hut and into the outer pigsty, into the belly of a pot-bellied sow.

"Wow Wow ......"

"Born, Ergouzi, your daughter-in-law gave birth to a big fat boy with a handle!" After a baby's cry sounded, an old woman's voice also sounded.

"Oh, it's still with a handle, but fortunately I didn't take away the woman, otherwise it would be sad. After feeling able to breathe in the flesh and hearing the voice of the old woman, I sighed in my heart.

"No, I obviously didn't cry, where did this cry come from!" After rejoicing for a while, Marshal Tianpeng thought strangely in his heart.

"Daddy, Daddy, our old sow has also given birth, and there are so many little piglets!" At this moment, Marshal Tianpeng suddenly heard a childish child's voice in his ears.

"Could it be ......" Marshal Tianpeng had a bad feeling in his heart, and when he opened his eyes, he saw a four-legged thing standing on the ground with black hair licking towards him.

"No!" Marshal Tianpeng screamed, his eyes went dark, and he fainted.

"Hey!" Above the Nine Heavens, in the Lingxiao Treasure Palace, the Jade Emperor, who was sitting on the dragon chair and had been paying attention to the canopy, laughed, thinking that it was in vain that he had been using mana to pull the nine-tooth nail rake, so he found a good person for the canopy. The sow and the owner give birth at the same time, it is really one in ten thousand, it seems that it is a blessed family, and they must be blessed by Si Ming Xingjun.

The Jade Emperor's smile startled a guard standing behind him, holding a demon subduing battle, dressed like a general, but only rolling up the curtains.

This guard Xindao Jade Emperor usually does not smile, often with an expressionless appearance, at this time he sneered, afraid that he was angry in his heart, and it was better for him to be careful.

Thinking so in his heart, the guard stood even straighter, not daring to carry it in the slightest.

It is precisely the more you care, the more things will go wrong, after the Jade Emperor announced the end of the meeting, the general of the roller blinds who was tense all over his body accidentally knocked over a very dazzling glass cup on the royal table.