53. Everyone's beautiful grandmother
"Sister-in-law Gui Ying. ”
Downstairs there was a rooster crow.
"Eh, who's it?" Grandma Gui Ying held a handful of celery in her hand, leaned out from upstairs, and saw that it was Aunt Liu on the street, and hurriedly walked down the stairs. "Sister-in-law Liu, why do you have time to come and chat with me? It's time to eat soon, and you don't have to cook for your grandson." ”
"Hey, what else are you cooking? I have something important to look for you, so come with me quickly. Aunt Liu looked flustered and grabbed Grandma Guiying's hand.
"If you don't cook, I still have to cook for my grandson, what the hell, say now. "Grandma Gui Ying is a little inexplicable.
Aunt Liu sighed, and crackled her legs in fear, "What kind of food are you cooking for your grandson, he has fallen into evil, and now he is going crazy when he breaks the temple." ”
Grandma Gui Ying slammed it, the celery in her hand fell to the ground, and she pulled Aunt Liu with her backhand and ran outside.
Ling Tianfu, who was seeing a doctor in the consultation room, chased after him and shouted, "Don't run so fast, be careful of falling." Before he finished speaking, the man was gone. He turned around, shook his head and smiled, "Our Ling family has been a doctor for generations, and no one has ever said that he has ever been evil. I don't know what to panic about. ”
His Royal Highness the Mahavira of Landa Temple.
Ling Bai sat on the futon, half-squinted, and looked at Fu Tong, who was holding the scissors against his neck: "You recall it carefully, and see if there has been anything inappropriate recently." For example, if you point to someone's grave, or if you scold someone who has passed away, or if you have a feud with someone, I heard you say that the ghost just won't let you sleep, and he doesn't scare you or force him to have sex with you, which means that he just wants to play a prank. ”
"Master, I said that there is no relationship between men and men. If you joke with me again, I'll really kill myself. Fu Tong sighed helplessly and fell into deep thought. It took a long time for him to raise his head, "I haven't been to any barren mountains and wilderness recently, and I haven't seen the grave at all." As for swearing, it's even more impossible, I used to be rated as a top three student every year. ”
"No, you must have done something. Have you ever tried to apologize?"
"Apologize? Let me apologize to a ghost who won't let me sleep? Impossible, even if I, Fu Tong, am sleepy, I can't apologize to him. Fu Tong's face turned red, and he waved his shiny scissors excitedly.
"Iron Bone Zheng Zheng Wang Jingze ......" Ling Bai glanced at him with some sympathy, if he didn't compromise and apologize, it was not certain what that mischievous ghost would do in the future.
These are all subjective speculations on his part, and there are other possibilities as well. Perhaps, Fu Tong didn't do anything, he just provoked dirty things. At this time, he definitely can't give up Fu Tong, who made him a good person with a good heart?
"Okay, let me show you. You go to eat first, and come to me after eating. Ling Bai patted him on the shoulder, got up and walked to the back hall.
Under Miaoguang's meticulous supervision, Yu Hua was concentrating on copying Buddhist scriptures. On his right-hand side, there were already a few pages of finished writing, and the handwriting was just inversely proportional to his appearance, looking very graceful and delicate.
"Good job, write well, and when you're hungry, go to the old Zhang noodle restaurant next door to eat something. Well, Jing Bei is outside, you can go with her. Ling Bai was in a good mood and said a few more words to Yu Hua.
"Thank you, Master Ling. Yu Hua's eyes showed gratitude, and then he asked a little embarrassedly: "Is only Jing Bei there? What about girlfriend and Dai Xingyuan?"
I'm embarrassed to say it's your girlfriend?
Ling Bai waved his hand, casually perfunctory, "They went out, maybe they came back, you can go and see for yourself." ”
After speaking, he pulled Miaoguang out of the temple.
The winter sun is no longer so scorching and harsh, but mild. The sun reflected on his face, like a mother's hand gently caressing his cheek, and Ling Bai yawned, he urgently needed to go home to catch up on sleep.
In addition, his stomach had become empty, and a terrifying hunger was coming out of his stomach, as if a gluttonous beast was lurking there. Even the bald head with the light of the light feels like a steamed bun.
Ling Bai couldn't help it.... Submit... I took a gentle bite.
"Keep people under your mouth. ”
...
A familiar shout rang out.
Ling Bai raised his head and looked at his grandmother who was trotting over in some surprise.
"If anything is coming at me, don't embarrass my grandson. Grandma Gui Ying glared at Ling Bai with a serious face, "Not only do you want to my grandson, but even such a young child you want to eat." It's just ...... Beast. You want to eat me, although my meat is a little old, but it is full. ”
Aunt Liu, who was panting next to her, straightened her waist, strengthened her courage, and shouted cooperatively: "If you want to eat Gui Ying's sister-in-law, you will be full." ”
Ling Bai shook his head and smiled, "What is this?" ”
After thinking for a moment, he immediately guessed the reason. It must be the big-mouthed Aunt Liu passing by here and treating him as someone possessed by a monster.
"It's me, grandma, Xiaobai, I don't have evil spirits, and I don't have neuropathy. He smiled helplessly.
The older generation is more fearful of ghosts and gods, in other words, more feudal and superstitious. Especially in the current context of the rampant revival of spiritual energy demons, the possibility of misunderstanding is even higher.
"Don't try to deceive me, believe it or not, I'll sprinkle incense ashes on you, and at once you will show you in your true form. Grandma Gui Ying's eyebrows were full of heroism, and she walked to the incense burner flexibly, grabbed a handful of incense ashes and held it in the palm of her hand as she spoke, and was ready to raise her spirit.
"Don't, it's me, your own grandson. Ling Bai couldn't cry or laugh, and hurriedly gave the little monk Miaoguang a look, hoping that he would stand up and say something.
Miaoguang clasped his hands together and silently walked behind his grandmother Guiying.
"Don't be afraid, Xiao Miaoguang, there's grandma here. Grandma Gui Ying comforted with a serious expression.
"It's time to go home for dinner. Ling Bai took a step forward and said as if he was endorsing, "I am Ling Bai, 24, born year, and a chicken." Height 183, weight 120, now 140; my hometown is Gushan Village, Fenghuang Town, my ancestors have been doctors for generations, Taigong was arrested and shot because he could fly the eaves and walk on the wall, and he could pass through ghosts and gods. Grandma Shen Guiying, everyone is beautiful, and she was very reluctant to marry her grandfather......"
"Stop. Hurry home and go home for dinner, what nonsense, I think you have a brain problem. Grandma Gui Ying's face turned slightly red when Ling Bai said that she was reluctant to marry her grandfather, and she stepped forward to pick up Ling Bai and go home. She glanced at the white monk's robe and whispered: "This monk's robe is really ugly, I don't know if you are evil or have a problem with aesthetics. ”
"Grandma Shen Guiying, everyone is beautiful, it was originally ........" Ling Bai continued to repeat.
"Don't talk about it, don't mention it in front of outsiders next time. Especially in front of your grandfather and a big mouth like Aunt Liu. Grandma Gui Ying was a little annoyed and wanted to block Ling Bai's mouth, but in the end she found that she couldn't reach it, and her face suddenly darkened. "The years are not forgiving, I think back then, I jumped up like that little swallow. ”