Ling Bai stopped, grandma had never said this before.

Something?

He looked at his grandmother Gui Ying with a strange expression, and asked tentatively: "You said that he jumped as high as a swallow, and that height ......... me?"

Grandma Gui Ying consciously lost her words, her face was a little flustered, but she quickly regained her composure and gestured up and down, "It's probably so high on your head." ”

Ling Bai: (¬_¬)ノ

183. This swallow is really incompetent.

"Who let animals not become sperm after the founding of the country, and the words of the great man cannot be ignored. It's a pity that I can become a fine now, but I'm old....." Grandma Gui Ying muttered in a low voice, grabbed Miaoguang's hand, and walked quickly into the depths of the street.

Ling Bai rubbed his eyes and said with a smile: "The little old lady is giving her the feeling of walking like flying." ”

Had lunch.

Ling Bai came to the temple with Miaoguang as usual to 'sit for a consultation'.

The winter sun is warm and warm, and it's easy to get drowsy.

'Wanting to die' Fu Tong finished eating noodles at Lao Zhang's house, sat at the door of the flower shop and picked his teeth with chopsticks, and forced himself to prevent himself from sleeping.

"The mouth is very good. Ling Bai grinned, revealing a mouthful of neat white teeth.

Fu Tong embarrassedly put away his chopsticks, closed his mouth with leaky front teeth, and secretly slandered himself, who the fuck if he instilled such a chicken soup as 'no one is perfect, the Buddha will definitely close the door when he opens the window for people', he must bite that person to death with a leaky mouth. The Master Ling in front of him is not only rough and thick-skinned, but also handsome, the key is that his teeth are also good-looking, which is simply unreasonable.

"I'm done. The noodle restaurant you recommended tastes really good, but it's a little more expensive, a bowl of somen noodles costs 25, which is more expensive than Qingdao prawns. When did the consumption in the town get so high?"

Ling Bai was stunned when he heard this, and yelled at Lao Zhang's noodle restaurant with a black face: "Uncle Zhang, you come out." ”

"What are you doing? Lao Zhang walked out with a kitchen knife.

Fu Tong's heart shrank, thinking that Ling Bai was trying to get justice for him, and he was somewhat moved in his heart. Although he was afraid of the murderous kitchen knife, he still mustered up the courage to stand up, carefully pulled Ling Bai's arm, and said softly: "Forget it, Master Ling, you can't afford to deal with such unscrupulous merchants. ”

"No, it doesn't make sense, it's just that you don't take me seriously. Ling Bai shook off his hand, took two steps forward, approached Lao Zhang, and whispered: "Remember to give a kickback, you are really black enough, and you can really sell 25 bowls of somen noodles." ”

"You know a fart, I'm a health noodle, 25 is just a sympathy price. You want kickbacks, but it's really black-hearted, even such a kind and honest person cheats, and there is no humanity. Lao Zhang glanced at Fu Tong and sighed deeply.

"Health preservation, is it to raise him to look like a kidney deficiency?" Ling Bai kept sneering, "You must give a kickback, otherwise the next time you introduce others to eat at a roadside stall, it will be cheap and delicious." ”

"You kid is ruthless enough, but do you think you can threaten me?" Lao Zhang did not show weakness.

The two of them are full of gunpowder, and there is a tendency to draw swords against each other.

"Master Ling, forget it, the taste of his noodles is also quite good. Fu Tong stepped forward to play a round game.

Lao Zhang's face softened a little, put down the kitchen knife, and said to Fu Tong with a smile: "You still know the goods, and I will send you a coupon of 1 yuan verbally, and you will only be charged 24 yuan for eating health noodles next time." ”

"Cut. Ling Bai smiled disdainfully and called Fu Tong to follow, and he took the lead in walking forward.

"Remember to come next time, verbal coupons. Lao Zhang waved the kitchen knife at Fu Tong, who turned around and ran.

God fuck oral coupons.

Fu Tong scolded in his heart, but he still felt that Abbot Ling was more reliable, and followed him step by step, like a well-behaved kitten.

Ling Bai was wearing a monk's robe and had flowing short hair, which occasionally aroused the hot and amazed eyes of passers-by.

"The hair is still too conspicuous, a bit nondescript, and Fu Tong will have to get a haircut after cleaning up later. He thought to himself, and before he knew it, he walked to the door of the only hotel in town.

"Arrived?" Fu Tong asked.

"Hmm. Ling Bai looked up at a room upstairs, caught in an uncontrollable reminiscence.

Fu Tong took two steps back and exclaimed, "Master Ling, you want to open a room with me?"

In the distance, the two old men who hugged each other lovingly turned their heads and looked at Fu Tong and the others with strange faces.

"Today's young people are trendy .....," the little old man was amazed.

"You want to try it too?" the little old lady gave him a blank look, her face full of amorousness.

The little old man hurriedly shook his head, leaned into the old lady's face and kissed her like an old chicken pecking rice, with a shy face.

......

"Hmm. Ling Bai was still concise and to the point. "Follow me. ”

Walk into the lobby. The only Tang manager of the Phoenix Town Hotel, who is also the cashier and cleaning aunt, Ling Bai's elementary school classmate, Yin Cui, who is known as the phoenix and a little green, sat behind the cashier and leisurely wore a sweater.

"There are fewer and fewer girls who can knit sweaters these days," Ling Bai secretly praised in his heart, and said, "Boss, open a room." ”

Yin Cui raised her eyes and glanced at Ling Bai, and the wool in her hand fell to the ground.

"Is that you? Ling Bai. It's you, Ling Bai, and only you can be handsome and let me play with yarn. ”

"Well, open a room. The bed should be big, tight, not windowed. "Elementary school classmates, most of them are unfamiliar, if it weren't for Yin Cui's being too distinctive, Ling Bai wouldn't recognize it. Last time, it was Yin Cui's part-time mother who came to open the room at night.

"Howler. Is it to go outside with your daughter-in-law to experience the freshness?" Yin Cui asked curiously.

Ling Bai shook his head.

Yin Cui rummaged through the key while peeking at Ling Bai's handsome face.

"Oh my god, such a man can orgasm even if he looks at it twice. She thought happily, and suddenly saw Fu Tong who was twisting into the door, and her eyes shrank slightly.

Fu Tong quickly stood behind Ling Bai, pinched the monk's robe behind Ling Bai with his right hand, and buried his head in shame.

"Oh my God. Yin Cui was dumbfounded, feeling that her body that had just climaxed was instantly poured with several buckets of cold ice cubes.

"Okay?" Ling Bai frowned slightly, "I'm in a hurry, I'm in a hurry." ”

"Yes, yes. I understand, I've been married for several years, and I don't know what to do. Yin Cui handed over the key with a sneer.

4th floor 404!

Very auspicious number.

404, the only deluxe king room in the hotel.

Ling Bai opened the door with a slightly rusty key and slammed his head into it.

Fu Tong looked at his skillful movements, the steps that should be taken, and sighed in his heart, if he stepped into the door, would it be a wolf's den or a tiger's den?

"What are you doing in a daze? Come in, undress and go to bed. Ling Bai's slightly impatient voice came out.

Fu Tong gritted his teeth, stomped his feet, and said in his heart: "Anyway, men can't have a relationship with men, I'm not afraid, can he still come from behind?" Besides, Master Ling's character is very good, so he shouldn't want to do anything to me. ”