Chapter 81: The Rabbit Takes the Girl to Fly!
Chang'e directly gave him a roll of the eyes, pinched Qin Shou's face and said, "You are so thick-skinned!"
Qin Shou: "Hehe......"
When he went out of the Nantian Gate, the gatekeeper was still Mo Lishou, but this guy stood there like a wooden stake, motionless. Looking out of the sky, they didn't look at Qin Shou and them!
"Hey, Heavenly King, when is the time to change weapons, I'll help you test the hardness!" Qin Shou shouted.
Mo Lishou's body trembled, and the corners of his mouth twitched slightly, but he still didn't move, as if he hadn't heard it.
Seeing this, Qin Shou grinned and said, "No, there is no wind and trembling three times, isn't it urinating?" Could it be that the gods can pee without taking off their pants...... Awesome!"
Mo Lishou's face turned black......
Then Qin Shou kindly shouted: "Heavenly King, do you need diapers?" I'll give you a wholesale price!"
Mo Lishou has already started grinding his teeth......
Seeing this, Qin Shou shook his head and said, "It's over, a good person is deaf, and I don't know when he became deaf." ”
Mo Lishou clenched his fists, but still did not move.
Chang'e patted Qin Shou's head: "You, don't make trouble." Don't make the king angry, go home honestly......"
"Whoever provokes him, I greet him kindly and warmly. Look at my enthusiastic little face, I am simply a kind ambassador among rabbits, an absolute role model. Qin Shou cheekily retorted.
Chang'e gave him a blank look, smiled, and believed that he had a ghost.
Qin Shou saw that Mo Lishou had been silent, so he had to shout: "Heavenly King, tonight there will be a bonfire on the moon to roast mink legs, are you coming?"
"Get out!" Mo Lishou finally couldn't help it, and almost squeezed out a word from between his teeth, squirting out in a blasting way!
"Oops...... Not only deaf, but also crazy...... Really, Master Rabbit, I kindly helped you cure your deafness, and you still scolded me. It's really a magic life to bite a rabbit, and I don't know the hearts of good people. Qin Shou grinned and hurriedly left with Chang'e.
When Qin Shou walked away, Mo Lishou gritted his teeth and scolded: "How could the Jade Emperor take a fancy to such a dead rabbit...... Stinky bunny! bastard bunny...... mmp...... Sooner or later, tear that mouth of yours!"
That's right, Mo Lishou didn't become kind and tolerant, but knew that Qin Shou was favored by the Jade Emperor at the Zhongyuan Festival event, and he was side by side with Yang Jian, and was topped by Kong Xuanli.
Although the above three people have never beaten him, he can't afford to mess with any of them......
What's more, the relationship between Qin Shou and the Eight Immortals is very good, and the Eight Immortals beat him back then......
So after all the calculations, he decided not to mess with this rabbit and endure the calm for a while!
Anyway, this rabbit is too cheap!
On the way back.
"Sister Chang'e, can we not sit on this snail cloud?" Qin Shou looked down at the cloud magic weapon that was slowly swallowing under his buttocks, and sighed.
Chang'e said: "If you don't sit on it, what are you sitting on?"
When Qin Shou heard this, he raised his eyebrows and said, "What's the matter, don't you look down on me?" Tell you, I can fly!"
"Really?" Chang'e asked in surprise.
Looking at Chang'e's curious, surprised little expression, Qin Shou was full of satisfaction, pretending to be forced in front of the girl he liked, there was nothing more refreshing than this!
So, Qin Shou raised his head arrogantly and said, "Open your beautiful eyes wide, look carefully!"
Qin Shou roared, but there was a pop under his buttocks, and a puff of air came out, and then he ...... And then there became.
"Haha...... This is your Tengyun, you have eaten too much, farting, right?" Chang'e covered her mouth and smiled.
Qin Shou grinned awkwardly, "I'm sorry, that was really a fart just now...... Shentong hasn't finished yet. ”
"Good, good...... I'll see what you're going to do again. Chang'e couldn't help but smile.
Qin Shou took a deep breath, according to the method taught by the Roaring Sky Dog, the vitality in the cloud turned into the body, communicated the Great Dao of Heaven and Earth, and then in order to pretend to be forced, for the sake of momentum, there was no need to shout out loud, he was stunned and shouted: "Look at me soaring through the clouds!"
Chang'e thought that Qin Shou was just joking, but the next moment, a white cloud really rose under Qin Shou's feet, gently holding Qin Shou up!
Chang'e exclaimed with a little admiration: "You really will soar through the clouds!"
Qin Shou looked at Chang'e's adoring little eyes, not to mention how proud he was in his heart! Man, what is your favorite? Of course, the woman you like adores herself! Although Tengyun Driving Fog is not a powerful supernatural power, or even just a basic supernatural power, but for the poor duo, if one of the two of them can learn it, it is a very awesome thing!
So, Qin Shouren stood up, took a sip at the two paws, and went up his forehead repeatedly, and his big ears were like hair, and they were smoothed against his head. At this moment, Qin Shou had a bit of the posture of a little brother, one hand was placed in front of him, learning the Western etiquette gentleman's bending over and pouting his buttocks, and his little tail trembled and said, "Beauty, can I have the honor to take you for a ride?"
Chang'e looked at the rabbit's funny appearance, and reached out to straighten his rabbit ears and straighten them......
Qin Shou rolled his eyes and said, "Can we be serious?"
"That's it......" Chang'e's big eyes rolled slightly, and she pursed her lips and smiled: "I do." ”
Then Chang'e got up and stepped on Qin Shou's auspicious cloud supercar, Qin Shou really had a huge sense of pride at this moment!
In his previous life, he worked hard for so long to mix a car, and he didn't pull any beautiful girls. In this life, he drove the auspicious cloud brand supercar, pulling the first beauty of the Three Realms for a ride, he just wanted to ask, in the sky and on the ground, in terms of happiness, who else!
So Qin Shou shouted energetically: "Drive!"
The next moment, the auspicious clouds swooped out!
And then......
Then Qin Shou was extremely depressed and watched the auspicious cloud magic weapon running in front, he had enough strength to control the auspicious clouds under his feet, but he couldn't catch up......
Seeing this, Chang'e couldn't hold back any longer, covered her stomach, laughed without any image, and pinched Qin Shou's ears at the same time, shouting, "Haha...... You still hate it being slow? You're catching up, aren't you?"
Qin Shou's face was dark, and he held back for a long time before he gritted his teeth and muttered: "It's so faceless, I want to eat marshmallows when I go back!"
Although Qin Shou was very off the chain, the feeling of flying with Xiangyun for the first time still made this rabbit who had never flown by himself addicted, and he controlled Xiangyun's flying up and down, left and right......
Then the more you fly, the more exciting it gets, tumbling up and down and back and forth......
Ultimately......
"Don't flip, I'm dizzy!" Chang'e exclaimed.
Qin Shou didn't say a word and continued to fly......
Chang'e shouted: "Yu'er, be steady, it's home......"
Qin Shou was still flying around.
Chang'e said: "Yu'er, you shouldn't be uncontrollable, right?"
PS: I went, I used to read this chapter over there, but today I found that the number of chapters on the starting point side of this chapter actually crushed the reading side...... Is this a rise?