Chapter 80: Don't Waste It
The celebrant was stunned for a moment, recalled carefully, shook his head, and said, "The Jade Emperor is talking about one." ”
Qin Shou said: "I knew you would cheat, so I recorded it with a photocopy stone, you can see it yourself!"
Qin Shou opened the photocopy stone, which happened to be the part where he was arguing with the Jade Emperor, and the Jade Emperor said three times in a row: "A Moon Appreciation Palace." ”
Qin Shou spread his hands and said, "Look...... The Jade Emperor himself said, reward three. ”
When the celebrant saw this, his face darkened, doesn't this guy know what repetition and emphasis is?
Wen Quxing was also speechless for a while, and he felt more and more that it seemed to be a wrong decision to accept this rabbit to Wenyuan.
Qin Shou said: "A gentleman is difficult to chase after a horse, not to mention the words of the Jade Emperor, we will take this Moon Palace first, and you can ask the Jade Emperor yourself how many there are." Well, if I don't receive the three, I will definitely ask the Jade Emperor in person next time I meet him. ”
Qin Shou, I will sue.
Cold sweat was on the celebrant's head...... If ordinary people say this, he must not bother to pay attention. But the rabbit in front of me is different, this event, it can be said that this rabbit is out of the limelight!
There is the Jade Emperor and the Queen Mother of the West, Kong Xuan, the first god of war in Lingshan, and Yang Jian, the first war general of the heavenly court, who is super rich!
The most important thing is that everyone already knows the shamelessness of this rabbit, and he said that if he does this, he will definitely be able to do it.
Moreover, the Jade Emperor did say it three times at that time, who can guarantee that the Jade Emperor didn't say that he would reward the three? Asking the Jade Emperor for such a trivial matter? It is estimated that the Jade Emperor directly slapped him away...... Not to mention that for the Jade Emperor, even if it is an ordinary immortal, it is not a great thing. It's just that what the Jade Emperor rewarded is not only a place to live, but also represents the title of a righteous immortal, representing face, representing heaven, representing the recognition of heaven, and representing all kinds of ...... Meaning is greater than practical.
So this kind of thing, generally no one wants more......
It's a pity that when he encountered such a strange poor ghost thing, the master of ceremonies really felt a headache......
After thinking about it, the celebrant said, "The little god will ask and give you an answer the next day." ”
Qin Shou said: "Go, go...... You can also see that there are so many of us, and one moon palace is really not enough. ”
The celebrant muttered: "This Moon Palace is a magic weapon, and it is enough to be a thousand acres in size when released...... It's only two of you. ”
Qin Shou glanced at the celebrant and said, "Who told you that the Moon Palace is used to live?"
"Then ......," the celebrant was puzzled.
Qin Shou sighed: "That's for eating." ”
The celebrant and Wen Quxing were speechless in an instant...... Eat the house, this dead rabbit is really ...... The first wonderful rabbit in the ages!
The celebrant left, muttering as he went, "Hey, two moon palaces...... The Jade Emperor must not be able to report it, and I have to pay out of my pocket, hey...... Let's go back to the stew pot and eat the rabbit......"
Seeing off the celebrant away, Chang'e saluted Wenqu Xing and said, "Xingjun, is there something wrong?"
Wen Quxing wanted to say that it was okay, so he passed by...... However, he has a lot of trouble!
After Wen Quxing pondered for a while, his face turned straight, he decided, no matter what this rabbit is, he must teach him correctly, not to mention becoming a talent, at least he must abide by the rules! Otherwise, he can't afford to lose that person in front of the Jade Emperor, the Queen Mother of the West and all the immortals!
is the so-called strict master makes a high apprentice, so he is ready to start today to be an iron-faced selfless and black-faced strict teacher.
Wenqu Xingzheng said: "Fairy, this fairy is here to inform this rabbit, tomorrow morning at midnight to report to Shushan Wenyuan, don't be late, otherwise you will have to eat the board." ”
When Qin Shou heard this, his eyes suddenly lit up, and he silently remembered this sentence, and repeated it three times: "Teacher, I remember, when you are late, you have to eat the board, right?"
Wen Quxing heard this, nodded slightly, and was very satisfied with the rabbit's serious repetition of his words three times. He suddenly felt that this rabbit didn't seem to be so bad, at least when facing him, it was quite honest and respectful......
"Teacher, I remember! Don't worry!" Qin Shou shouted.
Wen Quxing took out a piece of jade pendant and handed it to Qin Shoudao: "This is the Wenyuan peer token, with the token, you can pass through the South Heavenly Gate." When you enter the Heavenly Court, there will naturally be a map on it to guide your direction, remember, in the Heavenly Court, don't trespass, so as not to cause trouble. ”
Qin Shou repeated it three more times.
"Yu'er, why do you always like to repeat it three times? Chang'e asked with some curiosity.
Qin Shou said seriously: "Important things, say it three times, remember it." ”
When Wen Quxing heard this, he smiled with satisfaction, and said in his heart, sure enough, it's useless to follow the rabbit's hippie smile, and you have to be a strict master to be able to calm him!haha......
"Okay, everything that needs to be said has been said, two, Ben Xian has taken his leave. After saying that, Wen Quxing left.
Qin Shou and Chang'e saluted and saw them off......
When Wen Quxing left, the two glanced at each other, and then they both smiled. Although the immortals are very lively here, the two people who have been used to the world of the two for I don't know how many years suddenly found that they still like the feeling that they only have each other in each other's world.
Chang'e bent down to hug Qin Shou.
Qin Shou hurriedly shook his head and said, "Something else, there are so many tables, chairs and benches here, keep them for a strange waste, I'll pack them and bring them back......"
When Chang'e heard this, she quickly knocked Qin Shou's head and reprimanded: "You rabbit, don't come nonsense." Gone, come home with me!"
After speaking, Chang'e couldn't help Qin Shoufen to say, and grabbed the rabbit directly.
However, the dead rabbit swooped away and took away all the plates and flasks around him. Qin Shou knew that this wine pot was a little treasure, and it contained a lot of wine, and those immortals couldn't finish it. The plate is similar to a flask, except that it contains a lot of fruit...... Qin Shou didn't expect all these fruits to be left, but as long as there was leftover, it was earned!
It's better than eating osmanthus on the moon......
Therefore, Qin Shou didn't care about Chang'e chasing after him, and searched several mountains all the way before he was caught by Chang'e, carrying rabbit ears, and was taken away with an unwilling face......
Qin Shou lay in Chang'e's arms, closed his eyes beautifully, and was still lying down on his own exclusive bed......
In fact, it is true, from the time he set off to Heaven to now that the dust has settled, Qin Shou's worries about Chang'e have been completely put down.
After Qin Shou and the others left, the celebrant walked in with a few palace maids, and after a while, an angry roar sounded in the mountains: "Dead rabbit! Where are our plates and wine jugs...... It's all gone!"
"Yu'er, I seem to hear someone calling you. Walking on the way out of the heavenly court, Chang'e looked back suspiciously.
Qin Shou squinted his eyes and said, "Auditory hallucinations...... Even if there is, I guess I can't bear it, hey...... Handsome, popular, and popular, this is not good. ”
PS: What do you want, what kind of professional skills did my wife go to test? Besides, a person as pure as me would stare at the student girl who goes to school? hehe...... I'm all in kindergarten!