The old god or something, in Sun Dakong's opinion, is a joke. Since coming to this world, I have found that Heavenly Court is playing with the Nether Realm, and as a god and a member of the ruling class of Heavenly Court, the Fire Monkey will be kind enough to protect the mortal monkeys of the Nether Realm?

If it is said that it is to enjoy the incense, there are many monkeys in the world, how many monkeys are there in various continents and seas, and how many monkey kings there are, can it be said that every time a monkey king takes office, he will appear to the saints? The gods will also die of exhaustion!

Why did this fire monkey have a blue eye for the monkeys in Huaguo Mountain? Could it be that with the human eyes of Sun Dakong, he didn't see that there was a female monkey in Huaguo Mountain that was 'beautiful and beautiful'?

Sun Dakong can't deduce what Heavenly Court's idea is, but as long as he looks at Heavenly Court's various controls over Huaguo Mountain, and then looks at the Heavenly Court God in front of him, Sun Dakong wants to laugh.

The means of pulling and beating can hide from the monkeys, but not from him. The method of having a carrot in one hand and a stick in the other may not work for the donkeys on the earth now, let alone Sun Dakong.

In his previous life, Professor Sun was also a bull who was often invited by Capital TV to the military channel to analyze the international situation, and this kind of pediatric method could still escape his eyes?

Sun Dakong thinks that it is completely appropriate to run on this kind of guy who comes with a purpose.

At this moment, Lord Fire Monkey, who was sitting on the offering table and eating pies, looked completely shameless and without a sense of honor. The pie seemed to suit his appetite very well, and he ate it in two bites, licked his lips and asked Sun Dakong: "Monkey cub, are you scolding me in circles?" Monkey cub, what's the name of this thing?"

"Pie. "Sun Dakong is a little disdainful, he is a god in the heavenly realm, he hasn't even eaten a pie, isn't there a god of food in heaven?

"It's delicious!Monkey cub, is there anything else to eat and drink? It's very hard for the god to come down from the sky, and Huaguo Mountain should be good to be filial to the god is ......."

It's unbearable.

Sun Dakong really wanted to roll his eyes at this guy, you mysteriously ordered the monkeys to retreat just to stutter and drink, is it shameful to be ashamed? In the previous life, I also saw someone worship God, put on the offerings, that is, go through the procedure, and return the offerings to yourself to eat. The gods are also reserved, where would they come down and eat and drink in person like this one?

You said that you ate it, but you still refused to leave, and you still have to continue to ask for it, so you don't want to be embarrassed?

"Hehe, old god, according to the rules of worshipping the gods, shouldn't you just leave after eating, and there are still enough people to eat this offering? Besides, you are one of the twenty-eight gods who belong to the fire department, how can you eat more fireworks and fire food in the world? Eating too much of this kind of thing is afraid that it will not be good for your cultivation......

To deal with this kind of thick-skinned god, directly issuing an eviction order is the best solution.

The fire monkey said: "Nonsense, who told you that the gods don't eat the fireworks food of the world?

Sun Dakong was surprised: "Can't it, could it be that the books are all lies?"

"Hey, the monkey cub can still read?"

The fire monkey waved his sleeves, and suddenly a golden light shrouded the entrance of the cave, and he lowered his voice and said, "This god tells you that this is a lie!"

If the fireworks and food in the world are not good, Lu Dongbin's bull nose will have something to do, so he will go down to the earth to steal food? After eating and drinking, he still inscribes poems outside people's restaurants...... Monkey cub, this god is the god of monkeys, I know that all monkeys are made with monkey wine, Huaguo Mountain Zhong is sensitive and beautiful, and it is surrounded by the aura of heaven and earth.

"What's so good about food in the world? I heard that there is a peach festival in the sky, and there are many Jindan holy wine, fairy lotus and blue lotus, which are not as delicious as the things here?"

"The peach will not open every day, and those fairy lotus roots are all raw and served, the things are good, the taste is very ordinary, where can it compare to the food in this world, it is more flavorful, and it is enjoyable to eat?"

"Isn't there still a god of food, looking for him?"

"Don't mention this guy, in the early years, he was willing to put down his body and cook some delicious food, but over the years, he simply used spells to make dishes, perfect is perfect, but he lacks a sincerity towards food. Monkey cub, you are not a foodie, how do you know that no matter how good the food without sincerity is, it is rubbish!

By the way, the monkey wine is good, and it needs to be paired with meat to be better, and the gods don't abstain from meat, you can arrange it at will......"

This fire monkey is a real foodie, and his understanding of food has entered the philosophical category, Sun Dakong looked at this guy in surprise, he can say such a punch line, this guy is also an interesting person, and it seems that it is nothing to invite him to eat?

"Okay, okay, I heard you say miserable, how bad is the food in this heavenly court? Let's go...... Today, my grandson will make a loss deal, please eat something good. ”

"Hehe, monkey cubs are monkey cubs. What kind of identity is this god, when have you ever eaten white food? Don't worry, I can't treat you badly!"

The fire monkey swallowed his saliva fiercely, and followed behind Sun Dakong with an expectant expression.

I have never seen such a greedy god, Hou Xiaohua still maintained enough reverence and even fear for this old family god at the beginning, but now she has begun to look at him with disdain.

After the monkey wine in a large pottery urn was moved into the cave, it was divided into small clay pots by the fire monkeys, and then picked up the branches and kept stirring, and sniffed them with their noses while stirring, and the saliva was about to flow down, so they didn't forget to peek at Sun Dakong, who was stewing meat.

Fortunately, Sun Dakong didn't let Lao Wen Jing stay in the cave, otherwise the old monkey's faith would definitely collapse in an instant, and he began to suspect the monkey from then on......

The old monkey respects his most beloved treasures: a small jar of soy sauce and a small piece of Yi sugar, all of which were requisitioned by Sun Dakong.

The old monkey's distressed eyes were red, this was the treasure he had accumulated over the years, the soy sauce and sugar were exchanged by him for a beautiful fox skin from the merchant, and he was reluctant to eat them, and he felt very satisfied when he looked at them a few times a day, and the monkey was full of fun...... He is obviously hiding very secretly, how can he be known by the king?

Fortunately, it was used to entertain the old family god, and Lao Wen Jing could only use this reason to comfort his wounded heart.

The craftsmen of Aolai Country are not simple, and what Lao Wen Jing got from the merchant back then was actually an iron pot with a pine lid, so that there was no need to look for pine sticks everywhere when stewing meat.

Cut off a piece of the fat of the wild boar and throw it into the pan to turn into oil after a while. Then the sugar is fried, and when the sugar turns golden brown, large pieces of wild boar are thrown into the pot.

After putting soy sauce and water on the sugar, and throwing it into the strange spices that can be found everywhere in the mountains, Sun Dakong pressed the lid of the pot, first boiled it on high heat for a while, and then removed part of the firewood and changed it to low heat and simmered slowly, and the fire monkey who was drooling all over the place nodded: "Wait." ”

Immortals also have historical limitations, otherwise the immortal mana of the Heavenly Court is boundless, why don't they use computers and mobile phones? Moreover, these guys think about cultivating every day, prolonging their immortal lifespan, and playing with mortals, and they are lazier than the humans in the lower realm.

Nowadays, even the Huanghuang Han in the Southern Ganbu Continent has never invented 'Dongpo meat', not to mention that the stronger these strengths, the more they lag behind the development of the times.

The poor fire monkey is just a middle god who is not up to the rank of god in the backward heavenly court, where has he seen Sun Dakong's fierce operation, and he looked stupid on the spot.

"You'll have to wait......"

Seeing Hou Xiaohua's increasingly disdainful gaze, the fire monkey laughed dryly, raised his sleeve and wiped his mouth.