Chapter 15 Dongpo Meat

Waiting is the most painful of all, and it is the same for God. After dozens of turns in the cave and countless drools, the fire monkey finally ushered in the moment when Sun Dakong lifted the pot and lifted the lid.

"It's finally here!"

Under Hou Xiaohua's contemptuous gaze, the fire monkey rushed to the pot, ignoring the fact that the soup in the pot was still boiling, grabbed a piece of red and white pork belly and stuffed it into his mouth. As soon as the fragrant and mellow pork belly was in his mouth, this guy was silent, turned his head and stared at Sun Dakong for a long time, there was excitement and emotion in his eyes, and there seemed to be a trace of impulse.

The old gentleman has a lot of everything, including chopsticks, of course. Sun Dakong shook his head, picked up a pair of chopsticks and handed them to Hou Xiaohua, and when he saw Xiaohua shaking her head again and again, he knew that she didn't know how to use it, so he handed it to the fire monkey again.

The fire monkey took the chopsticks, shot as fast as lightning, and stuffed more than a dozen pieces of meat into his stomach, before he took a long breath, grabbed the clay pot filled with monkey wine and shook it at Sun Dakong: "Monkey cub, what a skill, this meat is stewed much better than the Heavenly God of Food! ”

Sun Dakong taught Hou Xiaohua to use chopsticks, and when he saw that she was clumsy and finally picked up a piece of meat to eat, he raised the clay pot and touched it with the fire monkey, and drank the monkey wine. This wine is made by the monkeys collecting all kinds of fruits in the mountains, each time the fruits used are different, the taste is also different, especially by the sun and the moon, the aura in the mountains is moisturized, not only the taste is excellent, but also the health of the good product, good things! This thing only exists in legends on the earth in the last world, occasionally someone finds some in the primeval forest reserve, and it will be sold for hundreds of thousands of yuan a pound on the market.

Tasting the deliciousness, Hou Xiaohua's eyes also lit up, the chopsticks became more and more urgent, it didn't matter whether the other side was the king or the old god, anyway, whoever grabbed more meat would be blinded by her, and the three of them drank while grabbing the meat, laughing and laughing, and they didn't feel much closer.

Sun Dakong watched coldly and found that this fire monkey was still very good at drinking. This drinking is drinking, and he doesn't use mana to dispel the alcohol, and he counts the immortals in the heavenly court who steal and play tricks when he drinks, and it is better not to drink it with mana to relieve hangover, and he spoils good things in vain! Sure enough, more than a dozen monkey wine in clay pots fell into his stomach, and the fire monkey's eyes were hazy, and he began to speak with a big tongue.

Hou Xiaohua was already drunk, this girl had never drunk, it was strange to pour two cans in one breath and not get drunk, she slept on the side in the dark, and actually made a slight snoring sound.

As the saying goes, wine is like character, and on this point, Sun Dakong praised this old family god a little more.

As far as he knows, there are two immortals who don't use mana to relieve hangover, one is Lu Dongbin, who is suave and often drunk and disorderly, and even Guanyin Dashi dares to harass this guy when he is drunk. There is also Marshal Tianpeng, this guy is not as lucky as Lu Dongbin, he harassed Chang'e after getting drunk, and was beaten down by the Jade Emperor to the mortal world. However, if Peng is still in charge of the 80,000 water army today, it is estimated that he and Chang'e are still at the stage of eyebrows.

The fire monkey smiled and hooked Sun Dakong's shoulder: "Boy, what is the name of this stew?"

"Dongpo Meat ......" Sun Dakong frowned slightly, he drank too much and hooked up with people, why did the gods also have this problem?

"It's a weird name, but it's so delicious, it's the best delicacy in the world!" the fire monkey smashed his mouth, still immersed in the lingering aroma of meat in his mouth.

Sun Da blanked his eyes: "This is the first delicacy in the world......?" Forget it, tell you what to do. Old family god, you are a god of heaven, you have to count, right? I drank the wine and ate the meat, what about the benefits promised to me?" "In the previous life, Sun Dakong was a master who never suffered losses, no matter whether you were a god or a demon, he would not want to take advantage of it in vain.

"Oh, boy, don't you say that I almost forgot, what the god said, naturally I have to count, and then!"

After speaking, the fire monkey flipped his right palm, and dozens of gold stars shot out of his palm, each of which was surrounded by golden light, and there were some image activities in the golden light.

"Well, what is this?" Sun Dakong was very curious, and when he looked closely, he saw that most of those images were in human costumes, and some of them were monkeys, all bowing respectfully.

Before he could take a closer look, the dozens of Venus broke away from the palm of the fire monkey and poured into the top of his head, and he immediately felt comfortable all over his body, more comfortable than taking a dose of great tonic.

"What are you giving me!" Sun Dakong's vigilance rose, he had seen a lot of things that were beautiful on the surface and vicious in secret, these mysterious Venus seemed to be good things, who knew if there would be other mysteries hidden?

"What are you kid afraid of? This god is also a god in the heavenly realm, can it still harm you? Besides, your kid is also a natural spirit monkey, and his strength is unfathomable, how can this god do harm if he wants to? Do you know why your body won't resist these Venus?" The fire monkey smiled and poured another sip of monkey wine.

"I have to ask for advice. ”

"I gave you five hundred incense fires! The stinky boy doesn't know what to do, but he still dares to doubt this god? This god sometimes really suspects that you are not a monkey cub who has just jumped out of the stone, but an old monster who has accumulated years. ”

(This book is not about incense to become a god.,You can guess what the use of incense is for the protagonist.,Hehe.) )

The fire monkey was very dissatisfied and said: "You fought with this god before, although this god is kind-hearted and only used one success, but you can be equal to this god, it can be seen that you have become a god body god, if it weren't for incense, your body would have spontaneously resisted, how could you not refuse?"

"Hehe, this thing is very useful?" Sun Dakong didn't seem to be a fake, and after those Venus entered the body, there were indeed no adverse reactions, so he was relieved.

"Nonsense! Why do you think you are an immortal to do good deeds to help the world, subdue demons and eliminate demons, and isn't it more comfortable to be idle and blow the wind? It's not for this thing! A natural spirit monkey like you, neither human, not god, not demon, not ghost, if you accumulate enough incense, you don't need the edict of the Jade Emperor, you have the position of a god! Do you think this is a good thing?"

Sun Dakong just smiled, and the incense thing is also mentioned a lot in the novel, he is not completely unclear, just seeking verification.

The fire monkey stared at him with hazy and drunken eyes for a long time, and suddenly sighed: "You kid is so cunning and suspicious, I don't know if it's the blessing of Huaguo Mountain or the disaster of Huaguo Mountain." Hey, this god has said too much, too much......"

Sun Dakong said with a smile: "Since you have said everything, let's make it clear." Why does the old god care so much about Huaguo Mountain?"

"Nonsense, I don't know how many monkeys there are in the world, but this god has descended on Huaguo Mountain, are you really a god for a few bites?"

The fire monkey said angrily: "Huaguo Mountain...... Oh, this wine is a great thing, but it's also a terrible thing, and it's time for the gods to go back to heaven. ”

Sun Dakong smiled slightly: "The old god is really not curious about what 'masturbation' is?"

The fire monkey's eyes suddenly lit up: "Just wait for your kid to speak, what is a skewer? Is it more delicious than this Dongpo meat? If you kid agrees to invite the god to make a skewer next time, the god will ...... the secret of this Huaguo Mountain Reveal three points to you. ”

Sun Dakong slapped his thigh: "It's okay, three points is three points." I'm telling you, this skewer, it's a unique ...... in heaven and on earth."