Seeing Miaoshan looking at the cake and swallowing his saliva, Sun Dakong's heart moved, and he said with a smile: "Why doesn't the Bodhisattva eat it? Could it be that this cake is not to taste?"

Miaoshan smiled and shook his head: "My Buddhism can't touch meat, although this thing is delicious, it is made of Jiao milk and peacock eggs, but it is impossible to eat." ”

Sun Dakong said with a smile: "The Bodhisattva is bad, don't you hear the truth that 'wine and meat pass through the intestines, and the Buddha stays in his heart'? Ordinary monks and nuns can't practice, so naturally they can't touch meat."

The Bodhisattva is a person with great merits, and not only is it not a sin for you to eat this cake, but it is a benevolent voyage, which is equivalent to transcending this evil Jiao, and the Buddha will not blame him. ”

This kind of pit man's words are not Sun Dakong's words, he read a book "The Complete Biography of Jigong" in his previous life, and the monk Jidian has to say this every time he eats dog meat and drinks fine wine, and he is not allowed to move the bones of the little monk when he eats fragrant and spicy food.

Thinking that Na Jigong is just the reincarnation of the dragon Arhat, and the fruit position is not as good as the Bodhisattva, he can eat dog meat Guanyin can't eat cake?

Of course, it is said that after eating dog meat, Na Jigong weakened Sanguang, not only to deal with the catastrophe of 'Demon Fire Alchemy Light', but also to cross the Garan Mountain, and every time he crossed the mountain, he had to ask for favors.

It is not clear to him whether Guanyin will have such an encounter after eating the cake, anyway, he is a good heart, and it is no wonder that he is not to blame.

"It's a 'wine and meat through the intestines, the Buddha stays in his heart', if the true monarch says that he has no chance with my Buddha, Miaoshan will not follow!"

The more Guanyin thought about what Sun Dakong said, the more reasonable he felt, and with a theoretical basis, he happily picked up a piece of cake and ate it, and sure enough, the taste was unique, and she won her heart, and she couldn't help but eat another piece, and suddenly remembered the Buddha's warning, and knew that she was hungry, so she stopped talking and never looked at the cake again.

The queen mother ate eight pieces in a row, and wanted to eat them again, but found that they had been snatched up by the fairies, so she glanced at Sun Dakong and smiled: "You have some ingenuity, this cake tastes pretty good, and the deity forgives you for your previous sins." ”

Nezha smiled when he heard this, and said in a low voice: "The child thanked his mother for Brother Sun......

The queen mother said with a smile: "But there is another rule for the Yaochi feast of the deity, either there are poems to offer, or there are wonderful words and beautiful songs, as usual, this first round is to make poems."

If the female fairy can't do it or can't do it well, then that's it, if it's a male fairy, then he will be punished for pouring wine for the guests. So, if you don't have talent, I'm afraid you won't be a guest today, and you'll have to be a drinker......"

Didn't you just call you 'Mao Niu'er', and you tried every means to embarrass my grandson?

Sun Dakong suddenly felt uneven, pointed at Nezha and said, "My brother Nezha also has to follow this rule?"

"He's still a kid......"

The queen mother chuckled and said, "What's the matter, Sun Zhenjun is not cowardly, but he has come to pull my righteous son?"

"Isn't it just a poem and a song?

Sun Dakong smiled and said: "But if my old grandson takes the lead, then the first place peach must be selected to ripen once in nine thousand years!"

The record in the Journey to the West is clear, the peach is divided into three grades, it is said that the nine thousand years of ripe can be eaten with the same life as heaven and earth, this is of course the peach orchard land boasting, can the gods still pay attention to incense?

He is a stone monkey spirit, and he has to see Lingtai Dao, it doesn't matter if he eats this peach or not, but it has another great use, of course, it is the best to choose a long year.

The queen mother was slightly stunned: "You monkey is arrogant, or not, the deity will promise you." ”

The fairies who were robbed of the limelight by the cake tower presented by Sun Dakong and Nezha have long been holding back to win.

Seeing that Sun Dakong's tone was broken, the fairies were actually secretly sneering. This monkey, I have been going through a long time, and I have nothing to do to study poetry and lyrics, and you still have a chance to win than this? I want you, the monkey of Huaguo Mountain, to see the literary style of my Yaochi!

At the moment, one by one, they took out the masterpieces that they had prepared for a long time, and they all wanted to fight for a peach to go back.

Sun Dakong watched coldly, it's okay, the long Fang Ling of these female fairies really didn't live to dogs, and they are all masters of exports.

The poems of the old mother of Li Shan are deep and broad, and there are great feelings of compassion and compassion, but unfortunately it is not suitable for the current environment, and the queen mother only nodded slightly when she heard it.

The words of the Hundred Flowers Fairy are gorgeous, but unfortunately the pattern is small, always wandering around on the flowers and grass, the Queen Mother has long lost her freshness, and she wants to doze off when she listens.

Chang'e is different, after all, she is a person with experience, and the poems she composed made Sun Dakong's eyes shine: "Lonely and long, long and long, I have no clothes, how can I have the same clothes......?

Sun Dakong shook his head slightly, he should know the meaning of the poem when he hears it, Chang'e's writing is naturally excellent, but the style of this poem is too sad, and the message of five words is conveyed throughout the poem - 'emptiness, loneliness and coldness'.

In this case, why do you use Wu Gang as a spare tire and turn around to pit the canopy?

After listening to Chang'e's poems, she nodded and praised: "Among the fairies in my Yaochi, Chang'e Fairy's poems are the highest, and Guanyin is still unwilling to make poems?"

Miao Shan smiled: "Good and good, Da Tianzun said and laughed, the people in my sect are the most taboo about the heart of competition......"

The Queen Mother nodded: "If this is the case, Chang'e is the first fairy, and she is the first in the audience for the time being." Sun Zhenjun, if you can't come up with a better psalm, you will have to pour wine for the immortals. ”

The fairies then remembered that there was a turtle from Huaguo Mountain who didn't make poems, and they all looked at Sun Dakong, but their bright eyes were smiling, obviously not expecting anything from him.

"Hehe, the queen mother really chose Chang'e, is it because of the same disease?"

Chang'e's poems are naturally good, but the pattern is still too small, fortunately, today's theme is poetry, not a joyful celebration, otherwise her poem is simply a disappointing work.

And these fairies are still limited by the times, and the poems they make are actually still the rhythm of the "Book of Songs", and they probably haven't heard of the gorgeous rhyme medals of Tang and Song poems.

"Hey, although it's too bullying, but for that nine-thousand-year-old peach, my grandson has to be cheeky......"

Sun Dakong looked at the queen mother who seemed to be looking forward to him, and said with a smile: "Since this is the case, I can only offer ugliness."

Great Tianzun, fairies, what I want to do is a new poem......"

The Hundred Flowers Fairy smiled: "You are a true monarch, but you are funny, not a new poem, can you still use the old poem to prevaricate the Great Heavenly Venerable?"

"Haha, the good teaching fairy knows: The new poem I am talking about refers to a new rhyme, a new chapter arrangement, a new spirit, and a new pattern!"

Sun Dakong slowly got up, raised his head and said, "If it weren't for that, how could you seize that peach that ripens once in nine thousand years?"

The queen mother's eyes lit up slightly: "If it's not a lie, why don't you do it quickly?"

"In this case, please judge it. This poem was made when I was in Huaguo Mountain, although in the world, thinking about the heavenly palace, although thinking about the heavenly palace, really loving the world, between this thought and love, occasionally get this masterpiece!"

Sun Dakong picked up the glass cup, drank it gently, and then adjusted the pronunciation of Zhongqi and Dantian, so that the voice was thick, just like the national treasure-level host: "When is the bright moon, ask the wine to the sky......"

This!

Chang'e's delicate body was shocked, and she looked at Sun Dakong in shock.

As soon as the so-called connoisseur made a move, she knew if there was one, but just by opening her mouth, she knew that she had probably lost.

No, does it matter if you win or lose? She just wants to finish this masterpiece as soon as possible!

"I don't know the heavenly palace, what year is it tonight?

I want to go back by the wind, but I am afraid of Qionglou Yuyu, and the height is unbearable......"

While!

The golden cup in the queen mother's hand suddenly fell, Huo Ran got up, and stared at Sun Dakong.

How many years has it been since she had heard such a good work, never seen such a romantic person?

"Dance to figure out the shadow, how it seems to be in the world!"

Thanks to Lai Sun Shuyou for your support ^0^