This Huaguoshan era is a pioneer who is so bold!

What did he call the Queen Mother just now, Mao Niu'er? This is an infinite yearning for Slashing Sendai, rushing to go up and be stabbed?

Nezha is obviously the incarnation of a lotus flower, but he was shocked by Sun Dakong, and these beautiful fairies such as Chang'e Hundred Flowers Fairy are slightly open, and they can put a duck egg in it!

Zhang Qiaozui could see clearly that the 'Tangram Screen Fan' in the queen mother's hand, which was refined by collecting the essence of the heavenly river, the emerald of the canopy, and the golden pith of the West, was slightly loosened, and almost fell from her hand.

"Mao Niu'er, Mao Niu'er, he ...... How did he know I had that name?"

The queen mother's heart was in turmoil, and the scenes of the past appeared in front of her, at that time, the world was so tall and big, there was a giant pillar between heaven and earth, and people, gods and demons lived on the earth, today they were still good, but tomorrow they killed each other.

At that time she was still a young girl, but she was already very fond of cleanliness, and she did not like clothes made of animal skins, but clothes made of linen had very thick eyelets, and looked like a fluffy monster.

"You look so cute, I'll call you a hairy girl in the future, right?"

The man smiled innocently and handed her a turtle shell: "Don't you like poetry, I wrote another one yesterday." ”

She still remembers that poem - 'Shimmering West Mountain, there is a woman Ruohua, pity and pity, morning and twilight. ’

"This is my biggest secret, how did this monkey find out?"

The queen mother's heart was in turmoil, looking at Sun Dakong, and her eyes were confused for a while.

Why is this Queen Mother of Yaochi born so much like a hairy girl?

Sun Dakong was still staring at the Queen Mother, looking unscrupulous.

It's really similar, the shape of the face, the shape of the eyes, the shape of the nose, and especially the black mole hidden deep in the right eyebrow. It's eight points similar to his wife Mao Niuer in his previous life!

If it weren't for the extravagance of the queen mother in front of her, her skin was like a beautiful jade, and her color was self-generated, giving people a vague feeling of near and far, if she was about to leave, Sun Dakong would immediately pounce on each other and hug each other and tell her loudly: "Wife, I want to kill you!"

"Sun Zhenjun, you are so bold, aren't you crazy, so you will speak falsely? Mother, wait for the child to take him down!"

Nezha scolded while squeezing his eyebrows at Sun Dakong, brother, are you going crazy? Wake up!

Sun Dakong woke up suddenly, only to see that the golden mother of Yaochi was looking at him with a coquettish face, and couldn't help but smile bitterly, what's wrong with me, obviously in the Journey to the West, how could Mao Niu'er come here?

was thinking about how to get through the level in front of him, but saw that the queen mother had opened her lips lightly and said: "Why is Sun Zhenjun rude to the deity, the deity is waiting for your explanation......"

Still waiting for his explanation? All the female fairies on the throne appeared with different colors, shouldn't the Great Heavenly Venerable be furious and take down this Sun Zhenjun on the spot? Also, why is the queen mother's face dizzy, and she seems to be a little blushing?

Miaoshan's starry eyes swept across Sun Dakong's face, and his eyes were full of smiles: "This monkey, it turns out that he is not only related to my West, but also seems to have a lot ......of fate with this Yaochi Golden Mother Great Heavenly Venerable?"

Sun Dakong fixed his mind and said: "Back to Yaochi Golden Mother Da Tianzun, this hairy girl is really the first class in heaven and earth, just when I saw Da Tianzun's mother in the world, luxurious and graceful, I felt it, and I couldn't help but blurt it out." ”

Nezha looked at Sun Dakong with wide eyes, brother, is this okay?

All the fairies laughed coquettishly, even the old mother of Na Li Mountain, Gao Dezun, couldn't help but look Sun Dakong up and down, this monkey is so bold, he dares to talk nonsense in front of Da Tianzun?

The Queen Mother was not angry, but still asked in kind words: "This is interesting, and the deity would like to hear about it." ”

"Back to the Great Heavenly Venerable, the hairy one, the smallest thing, although the end is small, but it is the fundamental number.

The Great Heavenly Venerable sits high in the Yao Pond, which is the root of the fairies in the heavens and the world, the head of the hundreds of sources and thousands of rivers, and can be 'Mao'!"

The fairies looked at each other and were stunned, this monkey is knowledgeable, and he is quite capable of pulling it?

The Queen Mother smiled: "It's also interesting to explain, so what does the 'girl' mean?"

"Girls, ugliness, not for contempt, but for humility. The daughter of the world, the fairy of the heavenly court, who thinks she is ugly? It can be seen that her chest is not broad, her bosom is not deep, it is difficult to ascend to the throne, and it is not the root cause.

Today, the great heaven is the root of Yaochi, the source of the female fairy, and the position of covering the sky! Yu thinks that all things are like the moon, and there should be profits and losses, which is the way of yin and yang, and the art of balance.

Yes, call the great Tianzun as 'Mao Niuer', the established Tianzun is high, and it is also the balance of the heavenly way for Tianzun, and Tianzun is like the bright moon in the sky, one loss and one profit, all are the avenue!"

"Lao Sun, I'm still very good, and I'm about to believe it...... This is me, and I can't really get around with another person. "It's so quick, you have to praise yourself!

Yao Chi was silent for a while, the needle drop could be heard, this monkey is too good at nonsense, and he just pulled out some Yin and Yang Dao balance technique from the word 'girl', the most annoying thing is that you just want to justify yourself, why do you want to devalue all the female immortals in the heavenly court?

What does it mean to say that 'his chest is not broad, and his bosom is not deep'? You can't think about it deeply, otherwise you will be ashamed and angry!

Not a son of man! This monkey is hateful! Among the immortals in Yaochi, except for the wonderful Guanyin, there are still eight winds in his heart, no joy or sorrow, and even the old immortals such as the old mother of Li Shan can't help but be angry, and look at Sun Dakong's gaze a little unkind.

But the queen mother couldn't help but say: "You monkey, you are really nonsense, how can you elevate the deity so much and belittle the immortals......?

Seeing this, Nezha hurriedly whispered: "Mother, the gift offered by the child today was made by Sun Zhenjun himself, and it ...... The child has recognized Sun Zhenjun as my brother-in-law, except for his mother, he is the closest person in the three realms of the child. Mother's ......"

The queen mother said a word to Nezha, turned to Sun Dakong and said: "But listen to my son Nezha, the things offered for today's banquet are made by your own hands, so please ask the immortals to taste first, if it is really good, you can be exempted from punishment, if it is not good, the punishment will be doubled!"

Sun Dakong smiled: "This is good, this is good, thank you Da Tianzun." ”

There's no way, this queen mother is just like his wife in the last life, who made Professor Sun a wife who was afraid of his wife in his last life, and the arrogance of the traverser has long been gone in front of 'Mao Niu'er'.

The three-layer cake tower is definitely a big killer against these fairies, which means that there is no Blue Mountain coffee, otherwise as long as Sun Dakong is given a certain amount of time, he can completely cultivate these fairies into a real petty bourgeoisie, just drink coffee and eat cakes every day, and toss the Three Realms It is a matter for men......

The gift box was opened, and the exquisite cake tower appeared in front of the fairies, and the unprecedented shape and the aroma of the cream instantly conquered these proud fairies.

"I've never seen food like this? Nezha Nezha, how do you eat this thing?"

"Oh, it turned out that it was going to be cut open and eaten? Chang'e, your appetite is the smallest, this piece is for you, and the big fairy is here." ”

"I don't want it, Sister Baihua, I want to eat big too, I'm hungry today. ”

"Oops, eating fat will make you ugly......"

"What, I'm on the thin side!"

The Hundred Flowers Fairy was the most unkind, took a piece in one hand, and opened the bow left and right.

"Good, good, good......"

Miaoshan was a little regretful, Nezha said that this cake was made of Jiao milk, and she could only watch it but not eat it.