Chapter 50 Don't go to heaven and don't worship the Jade Emperor
This time, Lao Taibai came with a jade will, naturally he couldn't come to Huaguo Mountain with a light pole, there were six Ding Liujia open roads, four values of Gong Cao accompanied, light and clouds, colorful flags reflecting the sun, showing the weather of the heavenly court.
Although Bi Ma Wen is only an unpopular priesthood, it was directly granted by the Jade Emperor to a nether stone monkey, and of course the row must be sufficient.
This is also to show the majesty of the heavenly court, so that these little demons and monsters in the lower realm know that as long as they are willing to obey, they may be ranked in the heavenly court, and from then on they will also have incense offerings and a way to live forever.
Who doesn't want to live forever? If you can join the Heavenly Court, you still have to risk the danger to rob the Tang monk meat? Except for those 'related households' arranged by the Heavenly Court or the Western Sect, the monsters in the Journey to the West are actually good young people who pursue progress.
When the news came to the East China Sea, Ao Ying was more excited than anyone else: "Father, father, you really have good eyesight, that monkey is going to heaven to be an official! The monkey is my good friend, I want to go to Huaguo Mountain to celebrate for him!"
The old dragon king pressed down the excited Ao Ying: "No! you are not allowed to go to Huaguo Mountain to find that stone monkey in the future!"
"Why? Father praised the monkey last time, saying that he wanted people to learn more from him!" Ao Ying was very aggrieved, and his father had never been so fierce to her when she was so big.
"It was before, and now it is now, in short, listen to your father, and your father will not harm you. ”
After all, Ao Guang is the boss of the four seas and the lord of the dragon clan, and although the heavenly court is far away from the East China Sea, he still hears some rumors.
Huaguo Mountain, this little stone monkey, is too ignorant, thinking that it is a good thing to be valued by the Jade Emperor?
At this time, it is better to stay on the sidelines, and it may not be a good thing to get too close to this monkey.
The Demon Kings of Zhulu near Huaguo Mountain are also secretly paying attention, and they have been thinking about this spiritual mountain for a long time, but they are not stupid, even the Heavenly Court did not send the mountain god land to Huaguo Mountain, what does it mean?
Moreover, Dongsheng Shenzhou is under the direct supervision of Heavenly Court, and almost all of the demon kings have 'persecution paranoia', where do they dare to act indiscriminately?
Now that I see the vast pomp and circumstance of the heavenly realm, I know that the Xuanqiong God is going to make a move, and this means that a lucky person in Huaguo Mountain is favored by the heavenly court and wants to be a priest!
Look at people, and then look at us, how is this all mixed?
Heavenly Court is the turtle bastard in the eyes of the demon kings, but this bastard has incense offerings, peaches, golden pills, and beautiful fairy ladies.
At this moment, I don't know how many demon kings are secretly cursing Sun Dakong, sooner or later, one day, watch you feast guests, watch you rise tall buildings, watch your buildings collapse, and then the monkeys in Huaguo Mountain are the food in Lao Tzu's mouth!
The heavenly soldiers and heavenly generals surrounded the old lady Bai to the sky above Huaguo Mountain, and the golden armor god will shout in the air: "The jade decree is down, and the Monkey King Sun Dakong of Huaguo Mountain will come to receive the decree!"
Tai Zhou, who was struggling to strike iron, looked up at the golden armor god general in the sky, and wanted to take off the armor of the god general very much, it seemed to be worth studying......
Hou Xiaohua looked at the sky nervously and excitedly: "King, what is the jade decree?"
"It's what the old Jade Emperor said, written in the jade book, and with the rather magnificent pomp, it will become a jade decree.
Little flower, remember the words of the king, this is the benefit of power. In this world, I don't know how many people want their words to become 'will', and in order to achieve this goal, even their own sons and brothers can betray and kill.
So these guys who make orders, there are basically few good things. ”
The old monkey Wen Jing couldn't listen to it anymore, and couldn't help but say: "King, according to the old minister, it seems that the Xuanqiong High God should have no ill will towards you.
Although the old minister does not understand the etiquette of the heavenly court, he is no stranger to the set of emperors in the world to confer official titles. ”
Ever since the fire monkey and Marshal Tianpeng descended on Huaguo Mountain in his hometown, Wen Jing has been looking forward to today.
Now that good things are coming, how can the king say those words instead? It's really inappropriate, if it is heard by the Heavenly Court, this is a great crime against the Jade Emperor!
This old monkey learned a lot of feudal dross from his former master, if Huaguo Mountain was Shuibo Liangshan, he must be an out-and-out Black Song River; his kneecaps were already soft, if it weren't for Sun Dakong's lack of expression, he would be the first to rush out of the water curtain hole and kowtow to the sky.
Sun Dakong glanced at him: "There is no malice, but it is not necessarily ten percent of good intentions." Wen Jing, remember the words of this king, there are no eternal friends in this world, only eternal interests!
Now that I have common interests with this old Jade Emperor, he may not have malicious intentions, but if the interests are not there in the future, it will be difficult to say.
Also, if you want to continue to be this internal minister in Huaguo Mountain, just straighten your waist for this king, Huaguo Mountain may not be the only one who can take on the position of this internal minister!"
Wen Jing was so frightened that he hurriedly said: "The king's good words, the old minister will always remember them! The old minister's remnant body will always belong to Huaguo Mountain, and he will be born as a monkey in Huaguo Mountain......"
"Okay, okay, is there any end to the rambling?
Let's go, the old Jade Emperor put on such a big show, this king wants to see what kind of official he is going to seal me. ”
When Sun Dakong came to the top of the mountain with the civil and military monkeys and Hou Xiaohua, the golden armor god general had already shouted three times, but the old lady was calm, saw Sun Dakong from a distance, and beckoned to him with a smile: "This must be the Monkey King, right?"
How did he see Sun Dakong's identity?
Sun Dakong was surrounded by a group of monkeys, his face was calm and unwavering, no matter how anxiously the Golden Armor God would urge, he was still pacing unhurriedly, if Tai Bai Xing couldn't see that this was the Monkey King of Huaguo Mountain, then he would be really blind.
Sun Dakong ignored the roaring golden armor general, and bowed his hand to Tai Bai Xing from afar: "The last time the old angel came to Huaguo Mountain, this king was traveling all over the world, and he couldn't greet him in person, it's really rude, the old angel won't be surprised, right?"
"Hehehe, the Monkey King doesn't need to blame himself, last time it was clear that Taibai came at the wrong time, but it's no wonder that the Monkey King is there. ”
Tai Bai Xing said with a smile: "Now that the jade decree has descended, the Xuanqiong High God wants to enshrine the priesthood as the king, which is a great thing!"
As long as the king receives the priesthood today, he will not enter the reincarnation, and he will live forever from now on, and I don't know how many people will be envious of death. ”
"It's so good, the God of Xuanqiong Gao actually wants to confer my priesthood? Is this appropriate? My Sun Dakong is very ashamed. ”
"Why do you monkey have a lot of ramblings, the Great Emperor Jade aims for this, and you still don't kneel down to accept the order?"
The Golden Armor God will be the deputy envoy of this trip, and when he saw that this stone monkey had only talked to Tai Bai Xing after he arrived, he had already been furious.
Tai Bai Xing pulled the god general: "Don't worry, the Monkey King was born and raised, and there are people who don't understand the rules...... Monkey King, you should indeed bow down at the time of the Jade Decree. ”
Sun Dakong blinked: "Taibai Xingjun, it's not that this king doesn't kneel, it's just that this king's identity is special, and it is the spirit fetus conceived by Nuwa Niangniang Mending Heavenly Stone."
I was born with a fairy stone, although the day after tomorrow is useless, but I am born with great virtue, if I visit the worship, I am afraid that it will damage the virtue of the Jade Emperor, which is equivalent to harming him?"
"This ......"
Tai Bai Xing was suddenly speechless, although this monkey was a little strong, but it was difficult for him to refute.
The monkey is indeed one with the stone that mends the sky, and the stone has the merit of mending the sky, although this merit has little to do with the monkey, but if he insists on saying that he is born with great virtue, it is not wrong.
With such great virtue, it seems to make sense not to worship the Jade Emperor?