Kowtow to the sky and bow to the Jade Emperor to thank the heavens? This kind of thing does not exist here in Sun Dakong.

How could Professor Sun, who had long been armed to the teeth, abandon the pride of a traverser? King Qin Guang is now working for my old grandson, what about the Xuanqiong High God?

There is no righteousness between him and the old Jade Emperor, if it sounds good, it is mutual cooperation, and if it is not good, it is mutual use, who will kneel down and worship a use object?

It's definitely irrational to turn your face directly, and being a soft bone is not what Sun Dakong wants, this is Lao Wenjing's biggest hobby, how can a gentleman win people's love?

Therefore, the most mysterious Nuwa Niangniang in the Journey to the West world has become a God-given shield, Sun Dakong, who never admits that he is a stone egg, now firmly believes that he is a stone to mend the sky, the acquired merit, and the innate virtue!

The old lady looked at this difficult monkey, and the two good-looking shou eyebrows were screwed together.

He knew the emperor's thoughts better than anyone else, of course he knew that he couldn't use it against this monkey, but he couldn't lose the face of the heavenly court.

This time, the Nether Edict Monkey has done enough pomp, and I don't know how many people are paying attention to it, and if one is not handled well, his status in the emperor's heart will be shaken.

The old lady was in a dilemma, and the golden armor god general was already furious: "Bold demon monkey, don't kneel when you see the jade will, you should be beheaded to police the Three Realms!"

He is the head of the six Dingliu Jiazi gods, the position is not high, but he represents the heavenly court honor guard, on the earth that is the captain of the national honor guard, the most important thing in his life is the word 'li', seeing the monkey so rude, where can he be patient?

The old lady was so angry that she wanted to rush up and cover her mouth. If you know something, you're going to behead someone's head? I'm just too good at talking, so I shouldn't take such a reckless guy to the Nether Realm this time! Isn't this a trick?

He gave Jiazi God a fierce look, and Jiazi God was stunned for a moment, he had never seen the first good man in the heavenly realm glaring at anyone? The fool also knew that the monkey was not simple at this time, so he quickly shut up smartly.

The Monkey King's concerns are far-reaching, and this statement is not entirely unreasonable. However, in this way, this Xingjun will not be able to seal and transmit the message to the Three Realms in the air, and can only change the decree to a secret decree, but it is a plain discount of the name of the Monkey King?"

The old lady said a few mysterious words to the crowd, and first sent these guys who could do bad things at any time back to the heavenly court, but he took the jade decree and lowered the cloud head with a smile.

"Oh, the old angel doesn't need to worry about this, you don't know my Sun Dakong yet. 'Fame and fortune are like floating clouds to me', and a secret decree is the best. ”

Sun Dakong took two steps forward and took the old lady's hand very kindly: "Don't be in a hurry about the decree, don't be in a hurry, the old angel will take care of my Huaguo Mountain regardless of his hard work, and he will get drunk today." Come on, come on, can the old angel still see my Huaguo Mountain?"

Tai Bai Xing smiled: "Lingshan is colorful, Taibai I really can't return." ”

"Oh, then you don't have to go back. I have a place to live in this water curtain cave, and I'm afraid that I won't be able to fit you old Xingjun?"

"Haha, the king laughed. ”

"What is the old angel talking about? My Sun Dakong has always said the same thing, but it is really the old angel who is in love with me, and I am reluctant to let you go.

Old angel, I said that I am not in a hurry to announce the decree, you can put the jade decree in your arms with peace of mind, and taste the skewers and beer of my Huaguo Mountain first. Marshal Tianpeng said okay, you can't eat it in the heavenly realm......"

"Hey, just according to the king, according to the king. "The old lady is a little dizzy, I have never seen such a monkey, and I feel a little greasy than him.

Sun Dakong and Tai Bai Xing each had ghosts, and said some things that were not salty or light, and went straight to the barbecue stall, and the old dragon king of the East China Sea and those demon kings who secretly paid attention to Huaguo Mountain were dumbfounded.

What happened to the heavens? The ceremonial guard set up by the heavenly court is clearly to edict the Monkey King of Huaguo Mountain, this monkey should worship the heavens with joy, and then be crowned a priest from now on, and the days of bitterness have finally come to an end, and no one will give up, but what is this monkey doing!

As a result, not only did he not kneel to the sky, but the angel did not read the jade decree in the air, and all the gods returned to heaven......

Could it be that this thing is yellow? The demon kings are both happy and sorry for the monkey, this stupid monkey is crazy, and he doesn't even want the priesthood of the heavenly court?

But why did the Tai Bai Xing descend on Huaguo Mountain again, and still hold hands with the monkey and talk endlessly? God, who can tell me what happened, without such a torturous feeling!

The gossip hearts of the old dragon king of the East China Sea and the demon kings are burning, and they only hate to go west and gossip, but there is no dog Zhuo in this world!

"Bimawen?"

Sun Dakong squinted his eyes and looked at the jade decree surrounded by purple gas, did not say anything, turned over the skewer in his hand and began to roast the other side, Huaguoshan did not find that the chili pepper had rattan pepper and cumin, which was enough.

In fact, since he completed the way of reincarnation in the world of Lingtai, there are many supernatural changes without a teacher, just like Lao Jun's enlightenment, the Buddha's enlightenment, and the outline of the avenue is naturally easy to come by, and it is not difficult to change the chili pepper, but his dignified gourmets look down on the food that is promoted by mana.

The god of food in the heavenly realm in the mouth of the fire monkey is estimated to be after becoming a god, just thinking about how to cultivate immortality, he has long deviated from the right path of food, what else is the god of food?

If you see people and say that it is empty, the West also knows that it will be more appetizing to make vegetarian dishes into meat dishes, not to mention the old lady white? If you want to drink the northwest wind in the valley in the heavenly court, or gnaw on the fairy lotus root, the bird will have already faded out of your mouth!

Seeing this grease bursting and fragrant barbecue skewer, what else do you want Bilian to do? Lift Bai Huahua's beard, and the speed of the skewers does not let the canopy be beautiful!

"Oh, I'm getting old, I can't eat too much of such a meat thing......"

The old lady made more than 300 strings of white feet, and drank two or three urns of beer before she stopped, and said with a smile: "The king should not underestimate this Bi Ma Wen, although the official position is smaller, it is a serious priesthood."

I heard that there are now mortals in the vicinity of Huaguo Mountain to worship the statue of the king? Taibai, I am an honest man with a straight temper, if you have something to say, don't blame the king?"

Sun Dakong poured a big sip of beer and said: "Coincidentally, this king is also an honest man, but the old angel says it's okay." ”

"The king has no priesthood, and he has no loyalty to pass on the lineage, so he can't enjoy the incense of the world. If the heavenly court really investigates it, this is to bewitch the world and spread the evil gods, and you can ask the king at any time for a crime of lawlessness and want to go to the demon beheading platform......

Of course, the king is different from those monsters, not only is he tall, but he is also valued by the god of the Xuan Dome, and what is lacking is just a name.

Now that he has this 'Bi Ma Wen' priesthood, it is not considered that the king has violated the rules of heaven. ”

"Hehe, I understand. The old angel is saying that if I don't do this, the heavenly court will come to ask me for sin, right, this king is an honest man, how do you feel that the old angel is threatening me, an honest man?"

Sun Dakong thrust the bamboo stick into the ground, glared at the old lady, and looked like he was going to beat people at any time! Honest people are like this, without the city government, they can't stand this!

Tai Bai Xing hurriedly laughed and said: "The king misunderstood that it was too white, not what it meant." ”

"Then what do you mean? Old Taibai, this king is an honest man, Huaguo Mountain can be opened best, and it is nothing if it can't be opened, this king is not more anxious than the old Jade Emperor!

What kind of bird official position is Bi Ma Wen, it doesn't sound good, this king doesn't do it!

In this way, you go back and talk to the old Jade Emperor, and let him change the official position of this king, it will be better. ”

"Oh, how can this be, my lord...... The jade decree has been issued, and the god of Xuanqiong is a golden mouth, how can he say that he will change it?"

"Old angel, it's your business to change it or not, and whether you go to heaven or not is the king's business, or do you want to discuss it again?

If you are full of wine and food, this king has the habit of taking a nap, so he will not send the old angel, here is a letter, please transfer the Xuanqiong High God. ”

Sun Dakong took out the letter that had been prepared a long time ago and handed it to Tai Bai Xing, it was not a purple jade book, but a sun-dried banana leaf.