Chapter 16 There's nothing that can't be solved with a meal
Listening to Sun Dakong's emotional narration, little stars began to appear in the eyes of the fire monkey, and the saliva hung down to his chest without noticing.
It's nice to be around young people...... The fire monkey looked at the gushing Sun Dakong, and his gaze gradually became gentle.
"Put the best lamb or beef on a wooden strip, roast it over and over the fire, add some salt and sprinkle a few spices, and the wonderful taste will occupy your heart!
You can even see the grease dripping onto the charcoal, and suddenly a flame bursts out, and even the flames are fragrant......
Find a bright moonlit night, regardless of whether it is the first quarter moon or the second quarter moon, gather three or five friends, drink beer and skewers, brag about the mountains, this is the life of a fairy, can die beautifully!
How can you be like these immortals, holding lotus roots and peaches and nibbling on them, what is the difference between this and the monkeys in Huaguo Mountain?
Don't mention Jindan to me, no matter how good it is, it's medicine, and it doesn't have anything to do with food at all! Even if you eat that thing, what is the use of living for a million years?
The fire monkey hurriedly said, "Don't talk about this, you tell me what 'beer' is first?"
Sun Dakong was stunned, how could he give the beer out of the bald water? Helplessly, he had to say: "You haven't even heard of beer?
This kind of wine is not easy to get intoxicated, the entrance is very refreshing, and it is full after drinking too much, especially has the magical effect of changing the figure......
Hey, you don't understand it if you talk too much, go to Heaven and ask about it, this is a good thing that appeared when Hongmeng was opened, and there must be immortals who know it!"
The fire monkey was stunned by him, and could only nod his head: "I'll ask the god of food when I go back." ”
Sun Dakong quickly diverted the topic and said: "Okay, I've told you all the wonderful taste of the strings, it's time for you to tell the old god, what is the secret of this Huaguo Mountain?"
As a lover of "Journey to the West", Sun Dakong also read a lot of research articles about Journey to the West, including many explorations of the mystery of Huaguo Mountain.
However, after all, those researchers in the previous world were not as good as the natives of the fire monkey, and he still needed to verify it clearly. Even if the fire monkey was only willing to say three points, it was enough to confirm his guess.
The fire monkey blinked his eyes, and two golden rays of light shot out of his pupils, turning into a golden light cover, covering himself and Sun Dakong before he said: "This is the secret technique passed down by the master before entering the Heavenly Court, which can prevent the partition wall from having ears."
However, with my current Taoism, I can only stick to the three-pillar incense time. Boy, it's a matter of confidentiality, but I can't speak out, so I'll give you three chances to ask questions......"
"Hehe, the old god is really cautious. ”
Sun Dakong applauded and laughed, I really believe that you are the hell, you are clearly here for a purpose, but you have to pretend to be a kid We are our own people, and none of the guys in the sky are honest people.
"Okay, that kid will ask the first question: As far as I know, this whole world is not the king's land, and all the kings of the world respect the heavenly court as orthodox. Even if it is a wilderness of mountains and forests, there must be land and mountain gods.
But the monkeys said that Huaguoshan had never seen the god of the land and the mountain, but for some reason, please teach me the god of my hometown. ”
There is a strange thing in "Journey to the West", even some powerful demon kings have land and mountain gods near the mountains, even if the demon kings are caught to do labor, clean the cave, and peel vegetables in the back kitchen, they still grit their teeth and insist.
When Sun Wukong accompanied Tang Sanzang to the west, many mountain gods ran to beg for 'the great savior'. But only Huaguo Mountain, the blessed land of 'the ancestral vein of the ten continents and the dragon of the three islands', has never seen the god of the land and mountains, isn't it strange?
Is it that the gods and Buddhas don't covet Huaguo Mountain? Sun Dakong was the first not to believe it. Whether you don't dare, or it's inconvenient, you have to find out a thing or two from the fire monkey.
According to Sun Dakong's guess, he has become a stone monkey in this life, which is equivalent to a little butterfly in the world of Journey to the West, which is beyond the calculations of the big guys, since he has begun to flap his wings gently, it is estimated that some people will not be able to sit still, I am afraid that the first one who can't sit still is the old Jade Emperor, right?
It's good to be hungry for a fire monkey, and it can't be pretended to be able to elevate food to the realm of philosophy.
But to say that he will reveal his secret to himself regardless of the rules of heaven in order to 'masturbate', I believe that he is a fool!
If the guess is correct, it's just that the old Jade Emperor wants to reveal some necessary information to himself through the mouth of this gluttonous monkey. Who knows, whether to pick up or not to accept it at that time, it is not up to you whether you are happy or not?
"Look at your clever boy, how do you know you're a nerd!
The fire monkey smiled and said, "Seeing that you are my monkey clan, and you are respectful enough to this god, I will point you to a point or two." Boy, you remember, Huaguo Mountain is the ancestral vein of the world's spiritual mountains, how can it be compared with those poor mountains and bad water......s?
As he spoke, he pointed his finger upwards and said with a mysterious expression: "That is actually very good, how many great good people have been reincarnated, if he really gets Huaguo Mountain, it may not be a good thing for the monkeys." But ...... He didn't do it, which shows that even he has scruples......"
Sun Dakong's face suddenly realized: "The kid understands, there is a piece of meat stewed thoroughly, the taste is the best in the world, and there are too many people who want to eat it, so no one dares to start first, isn't it an old god?"
"That's how smart you're doing. ”
The fire monkey smiled and said, "This question, this god is all about it, can I replace the next one?"
End of the first volume